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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think I have struck gold!
I have been contacted by a gorgeous couple. When I say couple, I mean the lady from the couple. Her pics are gorgeous, almost good enough to have come straight from a porn site!
Anyway, she really wants me to have sexy time with her and her husband. Oddly there are no pics of him on the profile.
She says it would really turn her on for me to meet hubby first on his own, and for him to bring her back photos/videos of the meet.
She'd love to chat on the phone, but no signal where she is. I can phone hubby though, he has signal.
Apparent he is in my area right now and if I meet him alone tonight, I can have a threesome with them next weekend.
This has got to be my lucky day don't you think? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds like the one I had that wanted me to meet her husband at his hotel as a birthday surprise, I ruined his birthday obviously  "
Wow ... what a coincidence.
I get a hot threesome next weekend. All I have to do is suck her husband off and let him video it. Its easy!
She said it would really turn her on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like the one I had that wanted me to meet her husband at his hotel as a birthday surprise, I ruined his birthday obviously "
Selfish. Get in the bin! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x"
Nah. You are just jealous.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x
Nah. You are just jealous.
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No I'm not. I just find it strange that she's saying she's got no signal and yet she can get on the internet no problem. Also no pics of her husband on the profile? Two red flags right away  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x"
Thank you for your concern x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x
Nah. You are just jealous.
No I'm not. I just find it strange that she's saying she's got no signal and yet she can get on the internet no problem. Also no pics of her husband on the profile? Two red flags right away "
Yup .... if its too good to be true ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x
Nah. You are just jealous.
No I'm not. I just find it strange that she's saying she's got no signal and yet she can get on the internet no problem. Also no pics of her husband on the profile? Two red flags right away
Yup .... if its too good to be true ....."
Fingers crossed it works out for you though x |
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"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x
Nah. You are just jealous.
No I'm not. I just find it strange that she's saying she's got no signal and yet she can get on the internet no problem. Also no pics of her husband on the profile? Two red flags right away
Yup .... if its too good to be true ....."
No one would lie to you Jennie. You’d damn those sinners into oblivion. I say it’s 100% legit.
Ps, let me know if his (sorry, their) tactics work. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x
Nah. You are just jealous.
No I'm not. I just find it strange that she's saying she's got no signal and yet she can get on the internet no problem. Also no pics of her husband on the profile? Two red flags right away
Yup .... if its too good to be true .....
No one would lie to you Jennie. You’d damn those sinners into oblivion. I say it’s 100% legit.
Ps, let me know if his (sorry, their) tactics work. "
Tactics?
What do you mean? |
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"Sorry I don't mean to rain on your parade but it does sound a tad suspicious to me too. Please be careful you're not being duped x
Nah. You are just jealous.
No I'm not. I just find it strange that she's saying she's got no signal and yet she can get on the internet no problem. Also no pics of her husband on the profile? Two red flags right away
Yup .... if its too good to be true .....
No one would lie to you Jennie. You’d damn those sinners into oblivion. I say it’s 100% legit.
Ps, let me know if his (sorry, their) tactics work.
Tactics?
What do you mean?"
Shit, sorry, if his (fuck! their) APPROACH works. |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
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"I mean, they have no veris, but that's because they have only been on the site for a week, and we all know how hard it is to get verified!"
At least they didn’t forget their log in details so had to get a new profile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go with your heart Jenni I'm sure
They are totally genuine.
Its only other people here that get faked and catfish or some spotty
Youth sat behind a phone somewhere getting of at takeing the
Piss."
Yeah.
Who'd try to dupe me?
My profile says 'no timewasters' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean, they have no veris, but that's because they have only been on the site for a week, and we all know how hard it is to get verified!
At least they didn’t forget their log in details so had to get a new profile "
No. They are new to this but have always fantasised about it. I'd be showing him the ropes as it were, then when he goes home it will really turn her on when he tells her what happened.
Sounds reasonable! |
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"You lucky person I never get offers like that. I would go for it. 
Its like all my dreams come true. I am so excited. "
I bet there a reason why their know pic's of him. I bet he got cock that make your mouth water. I'm getting excited here just thinking about it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You lucky person I never get offers like that. I would go for it.
Its like all my dreams come true. I am so excited.
I bet there a reason why their know pic's of him. I bet he got cock that make your mouth water. I'm getting excited here just thinking about it."
All.i have to do is tell her my address and I will find out!
I think I am in love already.
This could be the one. A long term FB relationship! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You should drop your knickers immediately. Or open your mouth. Whichever turns HER on the most. Obviously... "
She's really up for meeting me next weekend! |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
"You should drop your knickers immediately. Or open your mouth. Whichever turns HER on the most. Obviously...
She's really up for meeting me next weekend!"
Look forward to hearing all about it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh no.
I got a really stroppy message from her! She has seen this thread, and thinks I am taking the piss.
Apparent I am an ugly f*got c*cksucker, and they have blocked me.
Shit.
Fuck my luck.
It seems I am free tonight now.
FAF anyone? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh it happens to the best of us lovely, if you stay on I’m sure someone will offer you the best night ever.
Sorry for your disappointment x"
Dammit.
Blown it.
Or not as the case would seem to be! |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
"Oh it happens to the best of us lovely, if you stay on I’m sure someone will offer you the best night ever.
Sorry for your disappointment x
Dammit.
Blown it.
Or not as the case would seem to be!"
Shame you can’t name names as I’m sure someone wouldn’t hesitate to help them out
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words
You really think so?
I bet she's lady wanking right now.
Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy."
Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words
You really think so?
I bet she's lady wanking right now.
Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.
Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!"
Stupid Jennie |
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"You should drop your knickers immediately. Or open your mouth. Whichever turns HER on the most. Obviously...
She's really up for meeting me next weekend!"
Get your diary out then, get it written down in big capital letters! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You should drop your knickers immediately. Or open your mouth. Whichever turns HER on the most. Obviously...
She's really up for meeting me next weekend!
Get your diary out then, get it written down in big capital letters!"
Its off now.
I blew it! |
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"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words
You really think so?
I bet she's lady wanking right now.
Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.
Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!"
No, no, not at all! |
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"You should drop your knickers immediately. Or open your mouth. Whichever turns HER on the most. Obviously...
She's really up for meeting me next weekend!
Get your diary out then, get it written down in big capital letters!
Its off now.
I blew it!"
Oh no!  to Jennie's weekend  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words
You really think so?
I bet she's lady wanking right now.
Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.
Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!
No, no, not at all!"
No its too late.
I have ruined everything.
Why oh why did I post this stupid thread? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Emmm that one tops my one ha ha
Had a couple contact me for a jam sandwich
day off everything fine
Meet time a guy turns up turns out wife got called in to work
But he thought it would be better to no cancel and turn up anyway
Glad it was hotel room he got sent on his way
And I grab some random insta shag to save the night |
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"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words
You really think so?
I bet she's lady wanking right now.
Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.
Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!
No, no, not at all!
No its too late.
I have ruined everything.
Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words
You really think so?
I bet she's lady wanking right now.
Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.
Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!
No, no, not at all!
No its too late.
I have ruined everything.
Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?
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I think I might need a sympathy fuck now! |
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"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words
You really think so?
I bet she's lady wanking right now.
Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.
Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!
No, no, not at all!
No its too late.
I have ruined everything.
Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?
I think I might need a sympathy fuck now!"
Taxi! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words
You really think so?
I bet she's lady wanking right now.
Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.
Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!
No, no, not at all!
No its too late.
I have ruined everything.
Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?
I think I might need a sympathy fuck now!
Taxi!"
Yesssss.
(Note to self. Post the same thread next week) |
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"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words
You really think so?
I bet she's lady wanking right now.
Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.
Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!
No, no, not at all!
No its too late.
I have ruined everything.
Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?
I think I might need a sympathy fuck now!
Taxi!
Yesssss.
(Note to self. Post the same thread next week)"
Should I come over as well? We can have a real hot threesome, as long as Swing brings her big spikey strapon... |
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"Sounds a tad suspect of been just a guy 
No!
I have seen pictures.
And she was really keen to talk on the phone! It was just the signal issue."
Did you actually hear her speaking to you? If you didn't, I wouldn't rely on photos if I were you. I really recommend you have an actual conversation with her. It does sound a bit fishy to me. I hope I'm wrong, and I might be, but it just sounds like exactly what a dishonest person might do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely she'll come around. You're irresistible! She didn't mean all those bad words
You really think so?
I bet she's lady wanking right now.
Definitely like a lady. Not like a single guy.
Oh, hang on .... you think it wasn't real? I feel so foolish! I am soo gullible!
No, no, not at all!
No its too late.
I have ruined everything.
Why oh why did I post this stupid thread?
I think I might need a sympathy fuck now!
Taxi!
Yesssss.
(Note to self. Post the same thread next week)
Should I come over as well? We can have a real hot threesome, as long as Swing brings her big spikey strapon..."
She never arrived.
Another fucking fantasist. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds a tad suspect of been just a guy
No!
I have seen pictures.
And she was really keen to talk on the phone! It was just the signal issue.
Did you actually hear her speaking to you? If you didn't, I wouldn't rely on photos if I were you. I really recommend you have an actual conversation with her. It does sound a bit fishy to me. I hope I'm wrong, and I might be, but it just sounds like exactly what a dishonest person might do. "
Oh it was fishy from the start!
This thread is pure irony!
Thank you for your concern xx Bless you. |
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She wouldn't tell fibs would she?
Ladies don't tell fibs! 
