FabSwingers.com

Quick Links

Forums

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > How do you eat a Cadburys creame egg

How do you eat a Cadburys creame egg

Jump to: Newest in thread

By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Without the a

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Without the a

"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I like the lick the centre

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ryandseeMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

First bite, half gone. Lick the middle for a bit. Second bite, all gone.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I like the lick the centre

"

U gotta show us

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

Down in 1 , no messing around

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nibble the top off, lick /suck out the insides then the shell goes down in one

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

I had one this morning - tried to be seductive but didn’t work out for me

bite the top, lick the middle bit….. in reality I just shoved it down in two bites!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Bite the top off and get my tongue in as deep as I can, lick and then suck out all the cream

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Bite the top off then dip a twirl bar in the middle mmmmm

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *airymagicWoman over a year ago

goblin city

Like a Mars bar party lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fried in a floury bap.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *hickdickmickMan over a year ago

Devon

Same way I would eat anything with a hole

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In one

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

I dont, too sweet, they give me the boak

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Break top off with spoon , dash of salt then dip my toasted soldiers in

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't they are awful....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Down in 1 , no messing around

"

Exactly

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Deep fried, then using a knife and fork.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Not a fan of them .

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fun with food I'd say.... I'd bite the top off the creme egg and dip a fella's "soldier" into it then lick and clean the fondant off his manhood

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Poached.....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Str from a hot arse

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a pussy…

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bite the top off. Suck the inside out, shove the rest in my gob…

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

I don't horrible sickly sweet things

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get saucepan , fill with water ,when boiling pop in egg for 2 mins , pour out water then........... where the fucks the egg gone?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *reasyontheeyesMan over a year ago

out in the sticks

Chuck it straight in the bin.

Disgusting things!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick it up an fanny until it melts and oozes out

Obvious joke but bet someone does it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

In one. Crack it open in my mouth and tongue out the sweet creamy goodness.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

Tonic bites off the top, licks the centre out and nibbles the edges of the empty egg until gone

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bite the top of then tongue in to get the filling out

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t they’re vile!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Up the bum.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

I like to suck them until I’m through to the fondant!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

In a mcflurry.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

The way my parents taught me to eat.

Take small bites and chew thoroughly before swallowing.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dip it in my tea, and give it a good suck

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bite the top off, lick it and then devour it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nibble the top off and then two big bites

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Bite the top off, lick it and then devour it

"

Creme eggs, they're still talking eggs

x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bite the top off, lick it and then devour it

Creme eggs, they're still talking eggs

x"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck it

Jx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *orthernDeviantMan over a year ago

bolton

Alone. It is not something you share.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

There's a lot of biting and sucking going on here.

Can anyone take it in one go in their mouth

x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"There's a lot of biting and sucking going on here.

Can anyone take it in one go in their mouth

x"

Some things just aren't meant to be rushed like that

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"There's a lot of biting and sucking going on here.

Can anyone take it in one go in their mouth

x"

I’d need a someone standing by to Heimlich me!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"There's a lot of biting and sucking going on here.

Can anyone take it in one go in their mouth

x

Some things just aren't meant to be rushed like that

"

Has anyone seen the mint ones this year?

x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *uffnmuffCouple over a year ago

London

"I like the lick the centre

"
same here x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"There's a lot of biting and sucking going on here.

Can anyone take it in one go in their mouth

x

I’d need a someone standing by to Heimlich me!

"

Worth the taste

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ynda1978Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Liverpool

Bite the top off, lick the middle out then eat the rest in one go

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bite then suck!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Remove the wrapper and chuck it in the bin.

I'm not a fan

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bite the top off,lick out some of the center,nibble away some more of the chocolate,lick out the rest of the center then pop the rest in my mouth.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Remove the wrapper and chuck it in the bin.

I'm not a fan"

Harsh.....especially with all the sucking and biting going off

x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Donate it or swap it for a bag of mini eggs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I don’t

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't.

The caramel egg on the other hand

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Remove the wrapper and chuck it in the bin.

I'm not a fan"
why remove the wrapper

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ronmant16Man over a year ago

Sheffield

"Nibble the top off, lick /suck out the insides then the shell goes down in one

"

Exactly how I eat mine ,,,,, oh and I like tik took leggings

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sunny side up.

Or massaged until warm and it forms a sweet liquid and then sucked through a straw

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ryandseeMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Remove the wrapper and chuck it in the bin.

I'm not a fanwhy remove the wrapper

"

Wrapper for the recycling bin

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Now if ever a thread was relevant...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I generally don't.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Now if ever a thread was relevant...

"

Are you searching for old easter threads

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t anymore.

Not after reading what people do with them.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Now if ever a thread was relevant...

Are you searching for old easter threads "

Haha I was on the hunt for chocolate ... but there's a thought

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Bite the tip off, then get your tongue in and scoop out the goo. Then put the empty shell on your tongue and suck it until it melts.

I’m such a child

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the boring one , I dont eat chocolate, give me somethink savoury any day

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

I like to leave it in my chest to melt and run over my body, then invite K to lick it off all sexy like. Then she tells me that she doesn't actually like creme eggs and that I look ridiculous... what I'm getting at is, does anyone want some slightly melted creme egg?

LvM

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I also bite the top off, lick out the cream and then eat the shell

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ack Genuine BullMan over a year ago

Loughborough

A Cadburys Creme Egg??

ive got one in my fridge,

Been there about 3 years now.

I havent got a sweet tooth, and it never occurs to me to unwrap and eat it!

So there it sits, unwanted and unloved!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In one go

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0624

0