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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that a tornado hit a barn full of lambs and sheep in North Wales and as well as destroying the roof, the tornado lifted all of the animals into the air and some never to be seen again.. what's going on here guys?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

...all over the ewes etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reports that a tornado hit a barn full of lambs and sheep in North Wales and as well as destroying the roof, the tornado lifted all of the animals into the air and some never to be seen again.. what's going on here guys?"

I blame the locals , probably best to get Wallace & Gromit on the case Tom

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By *icassolifelikeMan  over a year ago

Luton

You sure it was a tornado??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

They're in Oz now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...all over the ewes etc"

Fine work sir.

*doffs bowler.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something really baaaaaaad happened to them.

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Happily grazing on another planet

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

They are off to see the wizard x

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

This one really is all over the news and definitely classed as a tornado..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok it was a tornado, stop bleating on about it

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Reports that a tornado hit a barn full of lambs and sheep in North Wales and as well as destroying the roof, the tornado lifted all of the animals into the air and some never to be seen again.. what's going on here guys?"

Poor little lambs. Things like this upset me.

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

Not much ewe can do about it

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

The lambs were lifted in a shed, as far as I'm aware none are missing

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-61022539

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tornado?

Seems a bit sus.

Cover up for an alien abduction attempt is my guess.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The lambs were lifted in a shed, as far as I'm aware none are missing

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-61022539"

Sky News reports missing sheep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The lambs were lifted in a shed, as far as I'm aware none are missing

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-61022539

Sky News reports missing sheep"

See?

Abduction!

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By *al kalMan  over a year ago

london


"Tornado?

Seems a bit sus.

Cover up for an alien abduction attempt is my guess."

Only time wool tell…..

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I've got my mint sauce at the ready!

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"The lambs were lifted in a shed, as far as I'm aware none are missing

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-61022539

Sky News reports missing sheep"

The farmer was on Welsh news the other day saying they had no losses. So either she or sky are fibbing, I wonder who?

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By * and R cple4Couple  over a year ago

swansea


"Tornado?

Seems a bit sus.

Cover up for an alien abduction attempt is my guess."

Bet the lucky bastards are getting anal probed

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"The lambs were lifted in a shed, as far as I'm aware none are missing

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-61022539

Sky News reports missing sheep

See?

Abduction!"

Definitely, since the shed roof was still there on the news report I watched. How else would they be lifted and disappear?

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By *al kalMan  over a year ago

london


"Tornado?

Seems a bit sus.

Cover up for an alien abduction attempt is my guess.Bet the lucky bastards are getting anal probed "

Ewe would think right?

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Is the farmer called Little Bo Peep ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The lambs were lifted in a shed, as far as I'm aware none are missing

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-61022539

Sky News reports missing sheep

The farmer was on Welsh news the other day saying they had no losses. So either she or sky are fibbing, I wonder who? "

The inconsistencies scream of a cover up!

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"

The inconsistencies scream of a cover up!"

They are pulling the wool over our eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The inconsistencies scream of a cover up!"

You've all been fleeced.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

We'll continue to get more frequent, extreme weather conditions, whilst the world behaves as if global heating is not a perilous threat to the world and life on it. When the likes of Johnson mainly opts for extremely slow to complete nuclear power, instead of faster other green power generation, even whilst Russian control of fossil fuel supplies is clearly in nobody's interest but him, you see 'leaders' behaving as if there's no extreme critical problem.

It could be ewe pulled out of your cosy home.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom can only report as he reads it. Sky say one thing. BBC say another and I would believe the farmer normally but did the farmer know how .any lambs she did have..

They don't stay still long enough to count normally

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"

They don't stay still long enough to count normally"

She could use an abaacus

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Tom can only report as he reads it. Sky say one thing. BBC say another and I would believe the farmer normally but did the farmer know how .any lambs she did have..

They don't stay still long enough to count normally"

They were in a lambing shed Tom, farmers funnily enough keep a record of which ewes have given birth, which ones who are about to etc. And they'll be in pens it's not like they are in a field. From a farmer's daughter who has spent many an hour in lambing sheds

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Tom can only report as he reads it. Sky say one thing. BBC say another and I would believe the farmer normally but did the farmer know how .any lambs she did have..

They don't stay still long enough to count normally

They were in a lambing shed Tom, farmers funnily enough keep a record of which ewes have given birth, which ones who are about to etc. And they'll be in pens it's not like they are in a field. From a farmer's daughter who has spent many an hour in lambing sheds "

Would love an hour in the lambing shed with the farmers daughter

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Tom can only report as he reads it. Sky say one thing. BBC say another and I would believe the farmer normally but did the farmer know how .any lambs she did have..

They don't stay still long enough to count normally

They were in a lambing shed Tom, farmers funnily enough keep a record of which ewes have given birth, which ones who are about to etc. And they'll be in pens it's not like they are in a field. From a farmer's daughter who has spent many an hour in lambing sheds

Would love an hour in the lambing shed with the farmers daughter "

Only an hour Tom

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

When broadcasters publish breaking news they often don't have all of the facts. If they did they would be selling history books and not newspapers..

They update as new information comes in. The thing that interests Tom is what the hell is a tornado doing in North Wales that lifted these poor lambs into the skies and how they survived. Are they injured, bruised, in shock and what, if any, affect it will have on the meat.

Where will this tornado strike next, was it a natural phenomena or ar these rabid crazy science types up to their old tricks. I for one would not put it past them...

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Sounds a bit Woolley to me!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Wasnt there a movie about this

Happening previously.

The silence of the lambs

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"When broadcasters publish breaking news they often don't have all of the facts. If they did they would be selling history books and not newspapers..

They update as new information comes in. The thing that interests Tom is what the hell is a tornado doing in North Wales that lifted these poor lambs into the skies and how they survived. Are they injured, bruised, in shock and what, if any, affect it will have on the meat.

Where will this tornado strike next, was it a natural phenomena or ar these rabid crazy science types up to their old tricks. I for one would not put it past them... "

I wouldn't worry about the tornado on the lambs Tom. It's not that long ago they couldn't sell lamb for meat consumption in parts of North Wales after the Chernobyl disaster

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"When broadcasters publish breaking news they often don't have all of the facts. If they did they would be selling history books and not newspapers..

They update as new information comes in. The thing that interests Tom is what the hell is a tornado doing in North Wales that lifted these poor lambs into the skies and how they survived. Are they injured, bruised, in shock and what, if any, affect it will have on the meat.

Where will this tornado strike next, was it a natural phenomena or ar these rabid crazy science types up to their old tricks. I for one would not put it past them...

I wouldn't worry about the tornado on the lambs Tom. It's not that long ago they couldn't sell lamb for meat consumption in parts of North Wales after the Chernobyl disaster "

Yes and that was another cover up...

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall


"When broadcasters publish breaking news they often don't have all of the facts. If they did they would be selling history books and not newspapers..

They update as new information comes in. The thing that interests Tom is what the hell is a tornado doing in North Wales that lifted these poor lambs into the skies and how they survived. Are they injured, bruised, in shock and what, if any, affect it will have on the meat.

Where will this tornado strike next, was it a natural phenomena or ar these rabid crazy science types up to their old tricks. I for one would not put it past them... "

I agree Tom, they stopped using Tornados 3 years ago now. I wonder was it actually a Hawk T2?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Check in the Sea, I bet its very Chop...py

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By *uckOfTheBayMan  over a year ago

Mold


"Reports that a tornado hit a barn full of lambs and sheep in North Wales and as well as destroying the roof, the tornado lifted all of the animals into the air and some never to be seen again.. what's going on here guys?"

It's a complete myth that they were abducted by aliens wearing wellies

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"...all over the ewes etc"

That may be your best one yet...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"...all over the ewes etc"

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