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Name something you can say in a traffic jam and during sex

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

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By *issEmmWoman over a year ago

Bournemouth

Why are you going so slow!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well you’re not gonna get in there are you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't even see the asshole in front of me here

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

If you get any closer to my arse you might be losing some teeth......

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

You can drive a bus through there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God its hot in here, open the window.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I spy with my little eye something beginning with P.

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By *rthur WrightusMan over a year ago

Round the Bend

You will have to go in backwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck it

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

How much longer do you reckon?!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

This is going to take forever

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

Are we there yet…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well if you werent playng on your fucking phone

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By *rLothbrokMan over a year ago

Lancs

Get a move on, I haven’t got all day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me, huge bumpers

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

I spy with my little eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why always fucking red

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Shall we turn round?

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

The squirters need topping up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/22 19:32:45]

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Ffs move dickhead!

You could get a bus through there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall we take the back road instead

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By *rLothbrokMan over a year ago

Lancs

Oh I hadn’t noticed the bush before. Well shaped, looks lovely.

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By *essieScottCouple over a year ago

Tilbury

Turn around, I want to see what’s coming the other way.

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By *ithintemptationsCouple over a year ago

plymouth

[Removed by poster at 09/04/22 19:49:53]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet when we get to the front, there's nothing to see

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

This is taking ages, why don't you nip in there, it might be quicker.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Well this is all nose to tail

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By *un_guy_69Man over a year ago

Limerick/Tipperary border

What a fabulous pair of headlamps!

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By *itzi999Woman over a year ago

Slough

"You can drive a bus through there!

Lolzz!!!!

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Hurry up i want to go home

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oh dear, someone's had an accident. That's going to take ages to clean up

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

Go on you can defo squeeze in there

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

I need a wee

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

Are we nearly there?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

It's alway difficult squeezing two into one lane.

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk area

No......don't pull out, you ******

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Someone's been rear ended

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

I can smell burning rubber?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's a long one

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

Ooopps I’ve just followed through… open a window

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking cunt,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't stop for fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

JEEEEEEEESUS H KERRRRRIST

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan over a year ago

louth

Look at that knob trying to push in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's got no chance

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By *atin savantTV/TS over a year ago

Bournemouth

I don’t care if he’s a policeman, I’m not letting him in

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By *0denniiMan over a year ago

essex

Oh god lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on you can fit more than one in there

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By *for2Man over a year ago

Bristol

Passenger says: At this rate this is gonna take all fucking day, I'm going to sleep wake me up when you are thru

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

This fucker is right up my arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Faster, faster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is slow an steady

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By * U mineMan over a year ago

Fun

Switch the wipers on it's raining again.

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

Dont pull out now you idiot !

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By *omino51Man over a year ago

loughborough

How manys in the queue before me

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Why are they all standing around smoking? That hole isn’t going to fill itself!

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By *ubwife4uCouple over a year ago

Heathrow

Look at that prick.

Fuck me you wanker.

Really, do you need to get right up my arse?

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By *uietly_KinkyMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

I wonder if anyone would notice if I just had a wank?

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By *rmainman10Man over a year ago

Portsmouth

New learner taking their time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well if i had the right directions, then we wouldn't be in this mess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's no rush

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Pull out to fuck

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Honk if your horny

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By *rmainman10Man over a year ago

Portsmouth

Oh god it's red again

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple over a year ago

Rushden

Look how long it is, my arse is gonna be so sore by the time I get home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For fucks sake….try the other way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for fucks sake. slow down

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By *ihimbiherCouple over a year ago

lightwater

It’s gone red!

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By *mashingPumpkinMan over a year ago

Carmarthen

It’s gushing everywhere, think we’ve over heated.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Is she gonna let me in or what?

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By *unnesscoupleMan over a year ago

Inverness

That's a tight squeeze

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you get from up my arse

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Any chance I’m gonna get the green light sometime?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Been edging along for hours here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This could take a while

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Fuck me, the size of that exhaust.

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By *rivervaderMan over a year ago

bolton

I can just slide into that right gap

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Look at the size of that hole. It'll need a few blokes to fill that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm never going to get there in time now

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Turn around and try another way.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

‘Hey! Your exhaust is blowing in my face, and it stinks’

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By *piphoneMan over a year ago

across the universe

Fuck me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much longer is this going to take?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on just a bit more you can squeeze it in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stupid fucking cunt.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Fuck me that's a tight squeeze.

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By *ilffadMan over a year ago

swansea

Once the queue goes down, I'll pull out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I said to go the other way around

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

Where the fuck do you think your going , you idiot ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wow the guy behind me is going to rear end me.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An indication might help..

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

Just pull out why don't you ?!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

They're right up my arse

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

That is a great bumper

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

If I'd have taken the other route, I wouldn't be in the shit like I am now!!

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By *ouple4PlayXCouple over a year ago

Essex

Can I squeeze in that space?

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Get your finger out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep your eyes open

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May be here a while

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By *mwirralMan over a year ago

wirral

Suck me off?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You f&&@ wan€$¥ cu)£ I’ll stick this right up your )&&? you piece of #%

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's amuse ourselves.

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By *reat me rightWoman over a year ago

Rotherham

Fuck me!

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Come on yi'c*nt... could get a bus in there man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For fuck sake you fucking cunt , get a fucking cunting move on , I am fucking bollocks right up behind you , you fucking wanker.

I am a very sweary driver and dirty talker !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you farted

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By *hGlobbitsMan over a year ago

Leeds

What are you doing?! Don't just fucking pull out without warning!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" of course you can "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’ll be here a while

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By *j123499Man over a year ago

exeter

stop playing with my knob

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Pull out now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move over, I want to get in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back up a little more

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By *ackBackMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

Let’s change the music

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By *ustincider888Man over a year ago

Preston Ish

I'm never cumming this way again

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By *yan 32Man over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Sorry i didn't mean to smash your back doors in.

I just lost control.

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By *d4funtimesMan over a year ago

Cambridge

I went in the wrong way.

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By *rGuyMan over a year ago

Croydon

You can squeeze in that gap

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Come on you can get a bus through there

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm right up shits creek

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Bumper to bumper

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Faster faster

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By *mashingPumpkinMan over a year ago

Carmarthen

Look at the state of that, that’s been rammed hard up the rear end.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there anyone actually working there?

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Great set of headlights....On full beam as well.

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Off for a wee - don't go without me

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Take that

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

Can I squeeze in there

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

Hes right up my arse

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By *lackpepper78Man over a year ago

St Albans

Go the other way

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Fuck me

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By *mashingPumpkinMan over a year ago

Carmarthen

How does that prick think he is going to fit in there?

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

For fucks sake , will you move your piece of shit out the way , I’m in a rush……

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Can't you see theirs nearly 12" between us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why so slow?! Move faster you piece of shit

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"Why so slow?! Move faster you piece of shit

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lol you said that to the last person you had sex with

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By *j123499Man over a year ago

exeter

Look At the size of those headlights lovely chassis aswell

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By *ansexualPandaMan over a year ago

cumallover

Make way for the policeman hun

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North West

It’s a hold up

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

God hurry up . I am running low in fuel

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By *ady23Woman over a year ago

Coventry

Lots of swear words

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