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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why are you so awesome?

(I expect this to be a short thread)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are not. But we’re working on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me.

Thread closed.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Don't pretend to be awesome. I have standards, manners and morals. I treat ladies as how I like to be treated. Might be old-fashioned, but it works for me

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

We have Willy's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Penis.. thread closed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Penis.. thread closed."

Fair point.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Me.

Thread closed."

Speaking for all of us are you? I wish I had confidence and conviction

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We are not. But we’re working on it. "

Seriously,how long do you need?. We're a few generations into the male species now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me.

Thread closed.

Speaking for all of us are you? I wish I had confidence and conviction

Somebody has to.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Me.

Thread closed.

Speaking for all of us are you? I wish I had confidence and conviction

Somebody has to."

How very noble of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me.

Thread closed.

Speaking for all of us are you? I wish I had confidence and conviction

Somebody has to.

How very noble of you

One of my many many many amazing traits.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Me.

Thread closed.

Speaking for all of us are you? I wish I had confidence and conviction

Somebody has to.

How very noble of you

One of my many many many amazing traits. "

You should try listing them to give the rest of us something to aspire to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/22 13:42:50]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me.

Thread closed.

Speaking for all of us are you? I wish I had confidence and conviction

Somebody has to.

How very noble of you

One of my many many many amazing traits.

You should try listing them to give the rest of us something to aspire to."

That’s like leaving an answer sheet out in an exam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are not. But we’re working on it.

Seriously,how long do you need?. We're a few generations into the male species now. "

I’d say the one after next maybe? I’m going as fast as I can!!

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Because they have their uses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Because they have their uses."

Do they??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought we weren't, but I could be wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/22 13:47:40]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought we weren't, but I could be wrong?

I thought this was the other thread.

It was a question not a statement, so you're probably not wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Penis.. thread closed.

Fair point.

Women are just as bad with there pussy so come on give us men a break x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Penis.. thread closed.

Fair point.

Women are just as bad with there pussy so come on give us men a break x"

Really

Not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awesome because they fix things and do manly things like men do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awesome because they fix things and do manly things like men do

I have tools!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Penis.. thread closed.

Fair point.

Women are just as bad with there pussy so come on give us men a break x

Really

Not

Well I disagree so shall we discuss it over dinner sometime ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awesome because they fix things and do manly things like men do

I have tools!

Cam you just pop over then and sort me plumbing out? Then. I'll pop the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Penis.. thread closed.

Fair point.

Women are just as bad with there pussy so come on give us men a break x

Really

Not

Well I disagree so shall we discuss it over dinner sometime ??"

Make it a big Mac I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Penis.. thread closed.

Fair point.

Women are just as bad with there pussy so come on give us men a break x

Really

Not

Well I disagree so shall we discuss it over dinner sometime ??

Make it a big Mac I'm in."

Lol sounds good to me so when you free ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awesome because they fix things and do manly things like men do

I have tools!

Cam you just pop over then and sort me plumbing out? Then. I'll pop the kettle on

I'll even bring my tool belt

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By *9alMan over a year ago

Bridgend

if we weren't awesome women would all be lesbians ?

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By *heekioneMan over a year ago

Finedon

"Why are you so awesome?

(I expect this to be a short thread)"

Speaking for myself I’m filthy and horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awesome because they fix things and do manly things like men do

I have tools!

Cam you just pop over then and sort me plumbing out? Then. I'll pop the kettle on

I'll even bring my tool belt

And I'll bring the big Mac's if that's all ok with u both ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awesome because they fix things and do manly things like men do

I have tools!

Cam you just pop over then and sort me plumbing out? Then. I'll pop the kettle on

I'll even bring my tool belt

And I'll bring the big Mac's if that's all ok with u both ??"

No men allowed.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Awesome because they fix things and do manly things like men do

I have tools!

Cam you just pop over then and sort me plumbing out? Then. I'll pop the kettle on

I'll even bring my tool belt

And I'll bring the big Mac's if that's all ok with u both ??

No men allowed."

The only meat allowed is Ronald's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awesome because they fix things and do manly things like men do

I have tools!

Cam you just pop over then and sort me plumbing out? Then. I'll pop the kettle on

I'll even bring my tool belt

And I'll bring the big Mac's if that's all ok with u both ??

No men allowed."

U told me if I bring the big Mac's your in lol what's changed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awesome because they fix things and do manly things like men do

I have tools!

Cam you just pop over then and sort me plumbing out? Then. I'll pop the kettle on

I'll even bring my tool belt

And I'll bring the big Mac's if that's all ok with u both ??

No men allowed.

U told me if I bring the big Mac's your in lol what's changed"

I fingered her in Costa.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awesome because they fix things and do manly things like men do

I have tools!

Cam you just pop over then and sort me plumbing out? Then. I'll pop the kettle on

I'll even bring my tool belt

And I'll bring the big Mac's if that's all ok with u both ??

No men allowed.

U told me if I bring the big Mac's your in lol what's changed

I fingered her in Costa. "

Had luck on your side that day, did you lick the fingers after , I bet she tastes good ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Penis.. thread closed."

And strong arms

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Penis.. thread closed.

And strong arms

The strong arms are because we have a penis. Well, one of them is anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are you so awesome?

(I expect this to be a short thread)"

I’m not awesome at all to be honest sometime i really don’t know how i survive

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Penis.. thread closed.

And strong arms

The strong arms are because we have a penis. Well, one of them is anyway. "

“Take my strong hand”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Penis.. thread closed.

And strong arms

Not all. I’ve stronger arms than a lot of men I know

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"Penis.. thread closed."

Penises are overrated...especially on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The particular man attached to this profile is particularly awesome because he is licensed to kill dance floors and wears very snug fitting trousers.

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By *nglishCharmMan over a year ago

Midlands

Awesome because we understand that the most eroganous zones off a woman is her mind, then her clit, then of course we have strong arms and a penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are you so awesome?

(I expect this to be a short thread)"

Haha

it’s always size based isn’t it?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Me.

Thread closed.

Speaking for all of us are you? I wish I had confidence and conviction

Somebody has to.

How very noble of you

One of my many many many amazing traits.

You should try listing them to give the rest of us something to aspire to.

That’s like leaving an answer sheet out in an exam."

They do say that life is a test, but from a purely utilitarian point of view would you not care to share?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Penis.. thread closed.

And strong arms

The strong arms are because we have a penis. Well, one of them is anyway.

“Take my strong hand”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used think my fellow man was awesome but not anymore, they mock, they tease and they pretend to be your friend and pastor and then have an affair with your wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awesome because we understand that the most eroganous zones off a woman is her mind, then her clit, then of course we have strong arms and a penis

Wait a minute, men know the clit exists!!?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used think my fellow man was awesome but not anymore, they mock, they tease and they pretend to be your friend and pastor and then have an affair with your wife "

Gerry? Are you alright?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I used think my fellow man was awesome but not anymore, they mock, they tease and they pretend to be your friend and pastor and then have an affair with your wife

Gerry? Are you alright? "

I'm gonna guess not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Penis.. thread closed.

And strong arms

The strong arms are because we have a penis. Well, one of them is anyway. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think some men are very awesome. Kind, compassionate, hard working and thoughtful. And thighs. O M G

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Created in God’s own image

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used think my fellow man was awesome but not anymore, they mock, they tease and they pretend to be your friend and pastor and then have an affair with your wife

Gerry? Are you alright? "

I am feeling more alright than I have for years, I have realised the man I am meant to be not the man I thought I was

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By *nglishCharmMan over a year ago

Midlands

"Awesome because we understand that the most eroganous zones off a woman is her mind, then her clit, then of course we have strong arms and a penis

Wait a minute, men know the clit exists!!?!?

Yes, it's there to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The issue is, by the time we've found out how to be awesome humans and put that into practice, the looks have generally faded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awesome because we understand that the most eroganous zones off a woman is her mind, then her clit, then of course we have strong arms and a penis

Wait a minute, men know the clit exists!!?!?

I will show you, I saw you like Big Macs, how about I show you my Big Mac , Gerry McDonald, nice to meet you

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

It depends what you mean by awesome.

You can be in awe of someone's stupid for example.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It depends what you mean by awesome.

You can be in awe of someone's stupid for example.

This happens all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awesome because we understand that the most eroganous zones off a woman is her mind, then her clit, then of course we have strong arms and a penis

Wait a minute, men know the clit exists!!?!?

I will show you, I saw you like Big Macs, how about I show you my Big Mac , Gerry McDonald, nice to meet you "

I'm not sure I'm that hungry at the minute.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

"It depends what you mean by awesome.

You can be in awe of someone's stupid for example.

This happens all the time"

I proved my point by not spelling stupidity correctly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awesome because we understand that the most eroganous zones off a woman is her mind, then her clit, then of course we have strong arms and a penis

Wait a minute, men know the clit exists!!?!?

I will show you, I saw you like Big Macs, how about I show you my Big Mac , Gerry McDonald, nice to meet you

I'm not sure I'm that hungry at the minute. "

Your loss little lady, I’ve moved on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because my wife thinks I am xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why thank you! Women are far more awesome!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

You'd have to ask the people that have met me to find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why thank you! Women are far more awesome!"

I never said you were.

It was a question not a statement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Because my wife thinks I am xx"

Women lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awesome because we understand that the most eroganous zones off a woman is her mind, then her clit, then of course we have strong arms and a penis

Wait a minute, men know the clit exists!!?!?

I will show you, I saw you like Big Macs, how about I show you my Big Mac , Gerry McDonald, nice to meet you

I'm not sure I'm that hungry at the minute.

Your loss little lady, I’ve moved on "

Jeez that was quick

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By *nglishCharmMan over a year ago

Midlands

"Awesome because we understand that the most eroganous zones off a woman is her mind, then her clit, then of course we have strong arms and a penis

Wait a minute, men know the clit exists!!?!?

I will show you, I saw you like Big Macs, how about I show you my Big Mac , Gerry McDonald, nice to meet you

I'm not sure I'm that hungry at the minute.

Your loss little lady, I’ve moved on

Jeez that was quick"

Op, your profile photo is stunning,

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Why are you so awesome?

(I expect this to be a short thread)"

... that pesky Y chromosome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because my wife thinks I am xx

Women lie"

Not all women lie, especially when they don’t need to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awesome because we understand that the most eroganous zones off a woman is her mind, then her clit, then of course we have strong arms and a penis

Wait a minute, men know the clit exists!!?!?

I will show you, I saw you like Big Macs, how about I show you my Big Mac , Gerry McDonald, nice to meet you

I'm not sure I'm that hungry at the minute.

Your loss little lady, I’ve moved on

Jeez that was quick

Op, your profile photo is stunning,

I'll pass on your compliments to the owner of said arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I’m awesome.

FACT!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure I am.....but thank you

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Why are men awesome? Because they're related to so many women. Our awesomeness rubs off on them

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By *littyclittybangbangMan over a year ago

Kenilworth

"Awesome because we understand that the most eroganous zones off a woman is her mind, then her clit, then of course we have strong arms and a penis

Wait a minute, men know the clit exists!!?!?

"
I can find the gspot too. Suppose that's as close to awesome as we get?

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Why are you so awesome?

(I expect this to be a short thread)"

Why thank you

We were just done this way, awesome lol

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

Far to many reasons to write down. Sometimes just experiencing is the best way to understand.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"We have Willy's. "

You don't

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Because I’m awesome.

FACT!

True dat

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By *uciferLingerieMan over a year ago

Leeds

I can boil an egg without any supervision

... and I'm very unselfish in the bedroom, I love to please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not i used to be but now im not

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Hmmm… ok

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