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Best way to make a women squirt
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make sure she is relaxed and comfortable, two fingers inside her curves upwards stroking her inside almost like your pushing your fingers out, you will feel her get wetter and wetter until as she orgasms and soaks you, heaven !! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" most are stubborn 
Approximately what per centage of women squirt ?"
I think all women have the ability to squirt, depends on who is making this happen, whether they have the skills so to speak, and whether the woman wants to and is relaxed enough x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only been with a few that made me squirt. Once a guy messaged me saying he wants to make me squirt, I avoid. Too many men want to make this their main mission hammering away with two fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think you may have the wrong approach here.
If you want guaranteed squirting, there are probably sex dolls you can program to perform. Focus on pleasuring her (she'll give you feedback) and if it happens, it happens. |
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" most are stubborn
Approximately what per centage of women squirt ?I think all women have the ability to squirt, depends on who is making this happen, whether they have the skills so to speak, and whether the woman wants to and is relaxed enough x"
Not true. Only 10-50% can (no big study on this hence the inexact figures). And some women cannot orgasm at all, yet alone squirt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
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So many things to remember these days.
"Excuse me Jonny, may I have permission to suck your cock now and MAKE you cum in my mouth?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
So many things to remember these days.
"Excuse me Jonny, may I have permission to suck your cock now and MAKE you cum in my mouth?" "
ASSAULT!!! ASSAULT!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back 
LvM"
Kind of want to try this now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
So many things to remember these days.
"Excuse me Jonny, may I have permission to suck your cock now and MAKE you cum in my mouth?"
ASSAULT!!! ASSAULT!!!"
I asked first!!! Ffs. |
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OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.
I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.
But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent. "
That's not really how it works |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Every woman is different. I’ve had some men claim they will be able to make me squirt and they fail. Others do it without even really trying. It’s what works for that individual. But as has been said, it’s not the be all and end all. I’d much rather you give my clit attention and give me an all over body orgasm xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
So many things to remember these days.
"Excuse me Jonny, may I have permission to suck your cock now and MAKE you cum in my mouth?"
ASSAULT!!! ASSAULT!!!
I asked first!!! Ffs. "
Oh yeah.
My bad.
Yes, yes you may.
Consent is sexy, I’ve fired you over a quick 18 page questionnaire, if you could please answer accordingly and get it back to me.
I thank you. |
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I think some guys see it as some sort of badge of honour or as a mark of their skill in bed. Obviously everyone is different and their body reacts in different ways. Not all women do it or even want to. So ignoring that whole aspect kind of points out that if someone is more concerned with making a girl squirt, they are doing it for themselves rather then the partner maybe. And we all know someone concerned about themselves more in bed then who is with them. Well, they’re gonna be shite |
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"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back
LvM
Kind of want to try this now. "
Happy to carry out an experiment... for science 
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"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back
LvM
Oh I'm howling and that thought. For goodness sake "
You're welcome
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back
LvM
Kind of want to try this now.
Happy to carry out an experiment... for science
LvM"
I'll bring the mentos |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.
That's not really how it works "
How does it work then?
“Please May I touch your boob”.
“Please May I kiss you”.
“Please May I penetrate you with my penis”.
The passion these days is mind blowing. |
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"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.
I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.
But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!! "
Oh, sorry, don't you have access to the Fab Excel spreadsheet? I'll get that sorted for you, it's really handy - loads of information on proven techniques for different Fabbers
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"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back
LvM
Kind of want to try this now.
Happy to carry out an experiment... for science
LvM
I'll bring the mentos "
Great, I'll bring the cock
LvM |
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"Turn her upside down and pour a bottle of Coke inside her, pop a couple of Mentos up her foof, give her a shake and stand back
LvM"
Some posts definitely need a "don't try this at home, folks" disclaimer. |
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"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.
I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.
But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!!
Oh, sorry, don't you have access to the Fab Excel spreadsheet? I'll get that sorted for you, it's really handy - loads of information on proven techniques for different Fabbers
LvM"
No I don’t! God damn it. I’m sure you promised me the Fab Handbook also! You’re slacking Matterhorn! No wonder I’m having a dry spell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.
That's not really how it works "
Pardon, please explain this to an absolute idiot. Because I think you need to clear up consent.
Do I need to ask for written/verbal permission before I try to please a woman that climbed in bed with me without being coerced in anyway?
Just for the record. 
Ladies - if your having sex with me, I expect you’ve given me permission to do things until you tell me not to. That’s how it works with me, I don’t ask up front for each action we may do next. It works for me  |
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"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.
I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.
But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!!
Oh, sorry, don't you have access to the Fab Excel spreadsheet? I'll get that sorted for you, it's really handy - loads of information on proven techniques for different Fabbers
LvM
No I don’t! God damn it. I’m sure you promised me the Fab Handbook also! You’re slacking Matterhorn! No wonder I’m having a dry spell "
I do apologise, we'll get you pencilled in for an appointment to sort out all that Fabmin, and get you wetter than an otter's pocket again
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.
That's not really how it works
Pardon, please explain this to an absolute idiot. Because I think you need to clear up consent.
Do I need to ask for written/verbal permission before I try to please a woman that climbed in bed with me without being coerced in anyway?
Just for the record.
Ladies - if your having sex with me, I expect you’ve given me permission to do things until you tell me not to. That’s how it works with me, I don’t ask up front for each action we may do next. It works for me "
It bugs me the amount of people who want to 'do' something to someone where there's no hint of consent or not.
As a woman on here, there's a lot of 'I'm going to do X or Y to you', and it's unpleasant.
So mock all you want, I'm standing by my comment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.
That's not really how it works
Pardon, please explain this to an absolute idiot. Because I think you need to clear up consent.
Do I need to ask for written/verbal permission before I try to please a woman that climbed in bed with me without being coerced in anyway?
Just for the record.
Ladies - if your having sex with me, I expect you’ve given me permission to do things until you tell me not to. That’s how it works with me, I don’t ask up front for each action we may do next. It works for me "
Just because a woman is in bed with you doesn't mean she consents to do any or every sexual act
That includes squirting
Also consent can be withdrawn at any time |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
So many things to remember these days.
"Excuse me Jonny, may I have permission to suck your cock now and MAKE you cum in my mouth?"
ASSAULT!!! ASSAULT!!!"
You joke but some people are so wrapped up in trying to make a woman piss herself they don't listen when they say slow down, don't do that, or stop.
And they are adamant it's not piss soaking their beds. |
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"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.
I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.
But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!!
Oh, sorry, don't you have access to the Fab Excel spreadsheet? I'll get that sorted for you, it's really handy - loads of information on proven techniques for different Fabbers
LvM
No I don’t! God damn it. I’m sure you promised me the Fab Handbook also! You’re slacking Matterhorn! No wonder I’m having a dry spell
I do apologise, we'll get you pencilled in for an appointment to sort out all that Fabmin, and get you wetter than an otter's pocket again
LvM"
Oh thank you. I look forward to getting up to speed again  |
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.
That's not really how it works
Pardon, please explain this to an absolute idiot. Because I think you need to clear up consent.
Do I need to ask for written/verbal permission before I try to please a woman that climbed in bed with me without being coerced in anyway?
Just for the record.
Ladies - if your having sex with me, I expect you’ve given me permission to do things until you tell me not to. That’s how it works with me, I don’t ask up front for each action we may do next. It works for me "
That's the way it's going now it seems 
I think a few have missed the point where you would stop if she said no.
If someone continued to ask me for everything, it would ruin the moment and I'd lose interest
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If you are intent on making a woman squirt, given that it's not something all women enjoy - just ask her before you try. Not all women know it's something that might happen. Not all women think it's sexy. Some women are freaked out by it (raises hand).
No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My wife nearly bloody drowns me when she squirts"
Not as bad as what she’ll do to you when she finds out you’re sending pics of her to 49 other dudes in a kik group I imagine. |
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"If you are intent on making a woman squirt, given that it's not something all women enjoy - just ask her before you try. Not all women know it's something that might happen. Not all women think it's sexy. Some women are freaked out by it (raises hand).
No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think. "
This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.
If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you are intent on making a woman squirt, given that it's not something all women enjoy - just ask her before you try. Not all women know it's something that might happen. Not all women think it's sexy. Some women are freaked out by it (raises hand).
No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.
This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.
If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange "
How is it complicated to say "do you like to squirt?"  |
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"If you are intent on making a woman squirt, given that it's not something all women enjoy - just ask her before you try. Not all women know it's something that might happen. Not all women think it's sexy. Some women are freaked out by it (raises hand).
No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.
This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.
If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange "
Ok. What I find strange is a man finger blasting away so hard it's getting weird and I open my mouth to say "not sure I like this" and I piss myself. |
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"If you are intent on making a woman squirt, given that it's not something all women enjoy - just ask her before you try. Not all women know it's something that might happen. Not all women think it's sexy. Some women are freaked out by it (raises hand).
No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.
This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.
If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange
Ok. What I find strange is a man finger blasting away so hard it's getting weird and I open my mouth to say "not sure I like this" and I piss myself. "
....and someone will chime in and say "it's not piss" any time nor  |
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It is off putting when they ask you if you do.
It's almost like you aren't the prized person they're looking for.
I do wonder if guys realise this when they ask, how the woman feels if she doesn't?
I have wondered what it would feel like to squirt but then kind of glad I don't have to run for towels each time I fancy spontaneous sex.
I'm happy never having done it but get fed up of the constant asking you get on here
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"If you are intent on making a woman squirt, given that it's not something all women enjoy - just ask her before you try. Not all women know it's something that might happen. Not all women think it's sexy. Some women are freaked out by it (raises hand).
No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.
This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.
If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange
Ok. What I find strange is a man finger blasting away so hard it's getting weird and I open my mouth to say "not sure I like this" and I piss myself. "
I find it strange that you wouldn't tell him you didn't like it |
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"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.
I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.
But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!!
Oh, sorry, don't you have access to the Fab Excel spreadsheet? I'll get that sorted for you, it's really handy - loads of information on proven techniques for different Fabbers
LvM"
Ah, so you have access to the Sydney University vault? Good to know |
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Anser to question
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Snog passionatley
2
Give long slow oil massage all over
3
Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again
4
Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it
That may make most women gush |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you are intent on making a woman squirt, given that it's not something all women enjoy - just ask her before you try. Not all women know it's something that might happen. Not all women think it's sexy. Some women are freaked out by it (raises hand).
No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.
This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.
If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange
Ok. What I find strange is a man finger blasting away so hard it's getting weird and I open my mouth to say "not sure I like this" and I piss myself.
I find it strange that you wouldn't tell him you didn't like it"
I did tell the last man. After the first time he made me squirt because I didn't know he was going to do it. It happens quickly. He ignored me and kept going because he liked it. I see this a lot from guys here - they get a buzz from making women squirt so they do what they want. |
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"Anser to question
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Snog passionatley
2
Give long slow oil massage all over
3
Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again
4
Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it
That may make most women gush"
That’s very specific |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you are intent on making a woman squirt, given that it's not something all women enjoy - just ask her before you try. Not all women know it's something that might happen. Not all women think it's sexy. Some women are freaked out by it (raises hand).
No I don't think consent means asking about every action before you do it. But if you're finger blasting with the intent to make her squirt - she should be aware, I think.
This sounds very complicated. I either enjoy how someone is touching me, or I don't, so I'd tell them.
If a man started saying I'm doing x to you because I want y to happen, I'd find that strange
Ok. What I find strange is a man finger blasting away so hard it's getting weird and I open my mouth to say "not sure I like this" and I piss myself.
I find it strange that you wouldn't tell him you didn't like it
I did tell the last man. After the first time he made me squirt because I didn't know he was going to do it. It happens quickly. He ignored me and kept going because he liked it. I see this a lot from guys here - they get a buzz from making women squirt so they do what they want. "
I'm not saying this for me. I'm saying this on behalf of other women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anser to question
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Snog passionatley
2
Give long slow oil massage all over
3
Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again
4
Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it
That may make most women gush"
Definitely not.
The oil for one is a big no. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I totally get what all you ladies are saying, I was in a long term relationship and we were both very adventurous, She wanted it as much as I did , yes we tried all sorts and I even caught her a few times trying on her own (she knew I was watching and what time I got in) it was an even bigger turn on for me, strapons , wands, u name it she wanted it and she got it every way possible. So yes not all women want it but id like to find someone who does enjoy it and maybe one day I'll get squirted all over even if it is piss ?? but i can certainly say im not a selfish lover i aim to please before myself thats for sure |
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
So many things to remember these days.
"Excuse me Jonny, may I have permission to suck your cock now and MAKE you cum in my mouth?" "
I do like a good retort. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.
That's not really how it works
Pardon, please explain this to an absolute idiot. Because I think you need to clear up consent.
Do I need to ask for written/verbal permission before I try to please a woman that climbed in bed with me without being coerced in anyway?
Just for the record.
Ladies - if your having sex with me, I expect you’ve given me permission to do things until you tell me not to. That’s how it works with me, I don’t ask up front for each action we may do next. It works for me
It bugs me the amount of people who want to 'do' something to someone where there's no hint of consent or not.
As a woman on here, there's a lot of 'I'm going to do X or Y to you', and it's unpleasant.
So mock all you want, I'm standing by my comment. "
Yep, some sexual acts I like and some don't, anal and squirting are two of those acts, just because I'm in bed with someone does not mean that they can do what they like with my body
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"Anser to question
1
Snog passionatley
2
Give long slow oil massage all over
3
Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again
4
Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it
That may make most women gush"
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"Anser to question
1
Snog passionatley
2
Give long slow oil massage all over
3
Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again
4
Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it
That may make most women gush
That’s very specific "
Just missing the timings. Step 1, snog passionately for precisely 2min 42seconds. Any more or less and it doesn't work. It's all in the Fab Manual you're being sent later by Mr Matterhorn. |
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"Anser to question
1
Snog passionatley
2
Give long slow oil massage all over
3
Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again
4
Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it
That may make most women gush
That’s very specific
Just missing the timings. Step 1, snog passionately for precisely 2min 42seconds. Any more or less and it doesn't work. It's all in the Fab Manual you're being sent later by Mr Matterhorn."
I honestly don’t know how I have survived fab this long without even knowing the basics! This manual is going to blow my mind!  |
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"Anser to question
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Snog passionatley
2
Give long slow oil massage all over
3
Lick almost to orgasam then kiss pussy before licking again
4
Lick then have sex like youre life depends on it
That may make most women gush
That’s very specific
Just missing the timings. Step 1, snog passionately for precisely 2min 42seconds. Any more or less and it doesn't work. It's all in the Fab Manual you're being sent later by Mr Matterhorn.
I honestly don’t know how I have survived fab this long without even knowing the basics! This manual is going to blow my mind! "
It will. It's a life changer! |
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" He ignored me and kept going because he liked it.
I feel this is a completely separate and altogether different issue "
Yep. But it's indicative of an attitude from some men than women are going to have these things done to them - "I'm gonna make you squirt". I am not saying that's what the OP meant - no problem at all that I can see. But it veers into some men just doing what they want to do in bed regardless of whether the woman is on board. |
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"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.
I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.
But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!! "
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"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.
I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.
But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!!
Def leopard quote "
He knows |
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I'm going to say it probably depends on the woman?
I think I probably could but don't think I've ever been relaxed enough.
Got a friend that says he'll guarantee he'll get me to do it lol but good luck to him haha |
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"I'm going to say it probably depends on the woman?
I think I probably could but don't think I've ever been relaxed enough.
Got a friend that says he'll guarantee he'll get me to do it lol but good luck to him haha"
Got more lines than a bible’s got psalms, that fella |
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"You shouldn't be trying to "make" anyone do anything without their consent.
Oh my. If she is in bed with me, I think I had her consent.
That's not really how it works
Pardon, please explain this to an absolute idiot. Because I think you need to clear up consent.
Do I need to ask for written/verbal permission before I try to please a woman that climbed in bed with me without being coerced in anyway?
Just for the record.
Ladies - if your having sex with me, I expect you’ve given me permission to do things until you tell me not to. That’s how it works with me, I don’t ask up front for each action we may do next. It works for me "
Wow. Yeah not surprised at this attitude at all.
No wonder I'm not meeting men off here. No clue about consent. Very worrying indeed. |
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"I'm going to say it probably depends on the woman?
I think I probably could but don't think I've ever been relaxed enough.
Got a friend that says he'll guarantee he'll get me to do it lol but good luck to him haha"
I think friend is just after sex |
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"I'm going to say it probably depends on the woman?
I think I probably could but don't think I've ever been relaxed enough.
Got a friend that says he'll guarantee he'll get me to do it lol but good luck to him haha
I think friend is just after sex "
Well duhh we'll soon find out though |
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I’ve only ever had two women who squirted on orgasm.
The first was a shock, I was 35 but naive, she was 43 and knew exactly what she was doing. We’d spent days of a summer school week flirting with each other and on the last night she made her move.
She was only the third woman I’d had full sex with and I was eating her and suddenly her hands pulled my hair to pull my mouth against her and this tidal wave hit my face. I wasn’t sure what had happened but I figured she’d enjoyed it since her next move was to push me onto my back and ride me.
that was a fabulously erotic night and the sheets were soaked by morning.
The second was a gusher. Met her on here a while ago. She actually sent me a video of her before we met, just in case it put me off. It didn’t.
Neither of them needed any special technique, the release was just part of the orgasm.
Can you induce that specific form of release by some special method? I wouldn’t have thought so. |
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"I think you may have the wrong approach here.
If you want guaranteed squirting, there are probably sex dolls you can program to perform. Focus on pleasuring her (she'll give you feedback) and if it happens, it happens."
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By *oc1998Man
over a year ago
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Rub her slowly at first. Tease her a bit before sliding two fingers in. Rub slowly at first, getting faster. Then lick her nipples and play with them in your mouth while your other hand play massages her neck. Eventually you will build up to fingering her fast while sucking her nipples and putting some force on her neck, but not too much.
Works every time for me, so try it out  |
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"OP unless we’ve been with the lady in question and are speaking from experience, how will we know? We are all different.
I don’t think any of the techniques above work for me, Maybe I’m just the awkward one! Some have mastered it, some haven’t.
But honestly, squirting isn’t the be all and end all, in fact it can hurt when someone tries too hard! Just don’t. Give the clit some loving! Pour some sugar on that clit!! "
Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
I can't get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah |
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"Rub her slowly at first. Tease her a bit before sliding two fingers in. Rub slowly at first, getting faster. Then lick her nipples and play with them in your mouth while your other hand play massages her neck. Eventually you will build up to fingering her fast while sucking her nipples and putting some force on her neck, but not too much.
Works every time for me, so try it out "
Force on her neck? What the fuck is wrong with you telling men to do this?? |
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If she is relaxed and you are turning her on enough maybe but this is not an every time thing .
If the mood and pleasure is right then a woman may squirt but this doesn’t mean she doesn’t enjoy her orgasms if she doest squirt .
It’s all about talking and finding out what she likes and experimenting with the good things.
My best advise is never plan it . If it happens it happens . |
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"Rub her slowly at first. Tease her a bit before sliding two fingers in. Rub slowly at first, getting faster. Then lick her nipples and play with them in your mouth while your other hand play massages her neck. Eventually you will build up to fingering her fast while sucking her nipples and putting some force on her neck, but not too much.
Works every time for me, so try it out "
Ahh, the old one size fits all approach |
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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago
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"Rub her slowly at first. Tease her a bit before sliding two fingers in. Rub slowly at first, getting faster. Then lick her nipples and play with them in your mouth while your other hand play massages her neck. Eventually you will build up to fingering her fast while sucking her nipples and putting some force on her neck, but not too much.
Works every time for me, so try it out "
I can’t stand my neck being touch, so no it wouldn’t work |
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"Some women don't squirt. "
Astounding this needs pointing out. It's not you, or her, or your "technique" or equipment, or whether she's aroused enough, or whether the planets have aligned.
Lads, take a chill pill. It really isn't the Holy Grail. |
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"Rub her slowly at first. Tease her a bit before sliding two fingers in. Rub slowly at first, getting faster. Then lick her nipples and play with them in your mouth while your other hand play massages her neck. Eventually you will build up to fingering her fast while sucking her nipples and putting some force on her neck, but not too much.
Works every time for me, so try it out "
Yes... all women like the same thing
This sounds uncomfortable to me and I would probably get bored and not come.
Instead of focusing on making us squirt, we would much prefer mutual pleasure taking cues from what each is finding enjoyable... at least that's my expectation... |
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"Rub her slowly at first. Tease her a bit before sliding two fingers in. Rub slowly at first, getting faster. Then lick her nipples and play with them in your mouth while your other hand play massages her neck. Eventually you will build up to fingering her fast while sucking her nipples and putting some force on her neck, but not too much.
Works every time for me, so try it out "
Aww bless....poor advice but I'd expect nothing less from someone so young. |
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Simple thread solution.
Some women do, some don't. Some don't want to, Some do
No one way to make it happen and stop treating women like robotic objects to satisfy your egotistical cravings.
Thank you x |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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"Ladies/gents help a man out here"
This always makes me laugh- porn seems to have made men believe that they need to make a woman squirt to have given her the ultimate experience- this is wrong.
Admit it- you're probably only doing it for self validation!
If a woman is enjoying herself, she doesn't need to squirt to achieve/prove this.
Personally, only 2 men have made me squirt & it was a bloody uncomfortable process. |
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Not all women do & some don't don't like doing it. I've done it a handful of times, and I've got to be completely relaxed. I hate it when a guy says I'm gonna make you.. just won't happen for me.
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I know I can’t be the only woman who doesn’t like being finger blasted, and yet it seems to be the go-to technique for most men. My husband has never done it to me and was shocked when I told him virtually all the men I’ve met did it |
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Step 1) when she is asleep fill up her vagina with water using a hosepipe.
Step 2) climb on top of the wardrobe and wait for her to open her eyes.
Step 3) once she's awake jump on top of her making sure to put all your weight on her belly and she will squirt all over the place. |
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"Step 1) when she is asleep fill up her vagina with water using a hosepipe.
Step 2) climb on top of the wardrobe and wait for her to open her eyes.
Step 3) once she's awake jump on top of her making sure to put all your weight on her belly and she will squirt all over the place."
Nice to see you on top form again 
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"Step 1) when she is asleep fill up her vagina with water using a hosepipe.
Step 2) climb on top of the wardrobe and wait for her to open her eyes.
Step 3) once she's awake jump on top of her making sure to put all your weight on her belly and she will squirt all over the place."
True story |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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"Rub her slowly at first. Tease her a bit before sliding two fingers in. Rub slowly at first, getting faster. Then lick her nipples and play with them in your mouth while your other hand play massages her neck. Eventually you will build up to fingering her fast while sucking her nipples and putting some force on her neck, but not too much.
Works every time for me, so try it out "
Jesus, fella- really????
NEVER suggest to just anyone to put pressure on a woman's neck without prior permission- it can be dangerous or emotionally triggering to some 
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" most are stubborn
Approximately what per centage of women squirt ?I think all women have the ability to squirt, depends on who is making this happen, whether they have the skills so to speak, and whether the woman wants to and is relaxed enough x"
This is spot on, pardon the pun lol |
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"Step 1) when she is asleep fill up her vagina with water using a hosepipe.
Step 2) climb on top of the wardrobe and wait for her to open her eyes.
Step 3) once she's awake jump on top of her making sure to put all your weight on her belly and she will squirt all over the place."
Laughed way too hard at this |
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