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Why I should be on your hotlist
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Tired of no-one naming you on a hotlist confession thread?
Sick of feeling ignored and overlooked?
Advertise here for free (*first month free, followed by 56 regular monthly payments of cake)
Tell everyone what you can do for their hotlist and why they need you on it  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
We should be on your hotlist because you'll have another name to mention on hotlist confession threads, showing how inclusive and sexy you are. We add maybe one picture a month and three status updates a year (happy Christmas/new years/oh bugger we got covid) - so you'll hardly know we're there   |
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For you incredibly whitty post ive actually added you haha.
Me on the otherhand, if your looking for a nice cock to look at then im your guy. Ill always let everyome know im horny on my status and i tend to fab alot of pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We should be on your hotlist because you'll have another name to mention on hotlist confession threads, showing how inclusive and sexy you are. We add maybe one picture a month and three status updates a year (happy Christmas/new years/oh bugger we got covid) - so you'll hardly know we're there "
Well played... added |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I should be on your hotlist because I upload average pictures, I’ve only uploaded one dick pic and that was a few days ago because I was feeling unusually slutty, I keep my status updates simple and I provide links to my shit writing. If that’s not enough for you then I also run weekly competitions offering a fuck to whoever is desperate enough which I started last Saturday. Good luck.
If you add me as a friend you will see dick pics so best to avoid trying to get on that list.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will spam you with bad jokes in my status and so-called "sexy pics" until you're sick of the sight of my boobs.  "
Yeah it’s true I’m considering unfollowing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will spam you with bad jokes in my status and so-called "sexy pics" until you're sick of the sight of my boobs.
Yeah it’s true I’m considering unfollowing "
I have a one-boob out special coming up - hang on until then |
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"I will spam you with bad jokes in my status and so-called "sexy pics" until you're sick of the sight of my boobs.
Yeah it’s true I’m considering unfollowing
I have a one-boob out special coming up - hang on until then "
Haha ill add |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will spam you with bad jokes in my status and so-called "sexy pics" until you're sick of the sight of my boobs.
Yeah it’s true I’m considering unfollowing
I have a one-boob out special coming up - hang on until then "
Eurgh. This is like when you try to cancel a subscription and they say ‘are you sure you want to leave- you’re getting *lists deal* for only £9.99’ and I fall for it everytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will spam you with bad jokes in my status and so-called "sexy pics" until you're sick of the sight of my boobs.
Yeah it’s true I’m considering unfollowing
I have a one-boob out special coming up - hang on until then
Eurgh. This is like when you try to cancel a subscription and they say ‘are you sure you want to leave- you’re getting *lists deal* for only £9.99’ and I fall for it everytime "
I feel so appreciated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because like satan im hot as fuck and a being of pure fantasy as in you can fantasise but you will never likely meet me but il whisper little suggestions in your ears to corrupt your very souls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will spam you with bad jokes in my status and so-called "sexy pics" until you're sick of the sight of my boobs.
Yeah it’s true I’m considering unfollowing
I have a one-boob out special coming up - hang on until then
Eurgh. This is like when you try to cancel a subscription and they say ‘are you sure you want to leave- you’re getting *lists deal* for only £9.99’ and I fall for it everytime
I feel so appreciated "
I appreciate you a great deal tbf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I should be on your hotlist because I am hot. Hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. And that's hot.
Plus if you don't then I will bleat on about preferences vs phobicness (phobicocity?) .. whatever and we all know what happens to threads when that shot kicks off.
And send me ass pics.
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I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I should be on your hotlist because I am hot. Hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. And that's hot.
Plus if you don't then I will bleat on about preferences vs phobicness (phobicocity?) .. whatever and we all know what happens to threads when that shot kicks off.
And send me ass pics.
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I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message "
Please don’t put me on your hotlist, people, I have no desire to be on there. I won’t enrich your fab experience one whit.
(Diditwork? The Mentalist taught me that reverse psych is always a winner.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I should be on your hotlist because I am hot. Hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. And that's hot.
Plus if you don't then I will bleat on about preferences vs phobicness (phobicocity?) .. whatever and we all know what happens to threads when that shot kicks off.
And send me ass pics.
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I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message
Please don’t put me on your hotlist, people, I have no desire to be on there. I won’t enrich your fab experience one whit.
(Diditwork? The Mentalist taught me that reverse psych is always a winner.) "
Must ... hotlist ... Elcee
Must ... hotlist ... Elcee
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I should be on a hotlist because if I were in a cold list my cock would shrivel up and they’re be nothing worth looking at "
Please don’t judge my hotlist compatibility by my grammar above  |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
If you want to do your bit for care in the community then hotlist an oldie, you can also say your inclusive of all in the forums I’m not offering you any bonus but you will make an old gal smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you want to do your bit for care in the community then hotlist an oldie, you can also say your inclusive of all in the forums I’m not offering you any bonus but you will make an old gal smile "
Went to do my part for the community but you’re already there  |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"I should be on your hotlist because I am hot. Hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. And that's hot.
Plus if you don't then I will bleat on about preferences vs phobicness (phobicocity?) .. whatever and we all know what happens to threads when that shot kicks off.
And send me ass pics.
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I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message
Please don’t put me on your hotlist, people, I have no desire to be on there. I won’t enrich your fab experience one whit.
(Diditwork? The Mentalist taught me that reverse psych is always a winner.) "
You are actually already on our hotlist 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I should be on your hotlist because I am hot. Hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. And that's hot.
Plus if you don't then I will bleat on about preferences vs phobicness (phobicocity?) .. whatever and we all know what happens to threads when that shot kicks off.
And send me ass pics.
......................
I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message
Please don’t put me on your hotlist, people, I have no desire to be on there. I won’t enrich your fab experience one whit.
(Diditwork? The Mentalist taught me that reverse psych is always a winner.) "
The reverse psychology worked and you're now on mine |
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You'll get access to semi-regular new pictures of K, and alerts when the slow-mo _oing video makes a brief reappearance. Upgrade your membership to our "Friendship" level for access to dick pics, fucking videos, and faces 
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I should be on your hotlist because I upload average pictures, I’ve only uploaded one dick pic and that was a few days ago because I was feeling unusually slutty, I keep my status updates simple and I provide links to my shit writing. If that’s not enough for you then I also run weekly competitions offering a fuck to whoever is desperate enough which I started last Saturday. Good luck.
If you add me as a friend you will see dick pics so best to avoid trying to get on that list. "
Weekly competition up in my status. 3 winners to be selected |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll get access to semi-regular new pictures of K, and alerts when the slow-mo _oing video makes a brief reappearance. Upgrade your membership to our "Friendship" level for access to dick pics, fucking videos, and faces
LvM"
You two have been hotlisted for a while but I must have missed the slo-mo _oing. |
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By *omer47Man
over a year ago
leigh |
My hotlist is full of people I can only dream of meeting.
I've got plenty of dick pictures, (even though small one's),body pictures, (well it's my body),not that anyone wants it as I don't either. So if I'm even on someone's hotlist then I'd be extremely surprised. |
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"You'll get access to semi-regular new pictures of K, and alerts when the slow-mo _oing video makes a brief reappearance. Upgrade your membership to our "Friendship" level for access to dick pics, fucking videos, and faces
LvM
You two have been hotlisted for a while but I must have missed the slo-mo _oing. "
I'll make it public again for a bit
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every now and again everything needs to upgraded to the next level and that is the service I provide.
*disclaimer - facts may or may not prove to be true and I accept no responsibility for removal of everyone else from your hotlist as you lose interest in them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll get access to semi-regular new pictures of K, and alerts when the slow-mo _oing video makes a brief reappearance. Upgrade your membership to our "Friendship" level for access to dick pics, fucking videos, and faces
LvM
You two have been hotlisted for a while but I must have missed the slo-mo _oing.
I'll make it public again for a bit
LvM"
Damn I had already fabbed so I can't fab it again!  |
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I don’t mean to blow my own trumpet but ….
I will if nobody else will
Straight up the funniest person I know
I’m a charming Yorkshireman
With a body from baywatch and a face for crime watch
All in all you’re missing out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I should be on your hotlist because I am hot. Hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. And that's hot.
Plus if you don't then I will bleat on about preferences vs phobicness (phobicocity?) .. whatever and we all know what happens to threads when that shot kicks off.
And send me ass pics.
......................
I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message
Please don’t put me on your hotlist, people, I have no desire to be on there. I won’t enrich your fab experience one whit.
(Diditwork? The Mentalist taught me that reverse psych is always a winner.) "
Already on ours |
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"Tired of no-one naming you on a hotlist confession thread?
Sick of feeling ignored and overlooked?
Advertise here for free (*first month free, followed by 56 regular monthly payments of cake)
Tell everyone what you can do for their hotlist and why they need you on it "
Had us at band camp |
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"We should be on your hotlist because we drink in bed and post without thought x
You forgot to put ‘and are exciting to watch in the chat rooms’ "
Ah , you were there , lolz Lucie is laughing her ass off |
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By *assy MissWoman
over a year ago
Sent to Coventry |
"We should be on your hotlist because we drink in bed and post without thought x
You forgot to put ‘and are exciting to watch in the chat rooms’
Ah , you were there , lolz Lucie is laughing her ass off"
I was indeed! Very hot, both of you. Lucie looks like a fun lady |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Tired of no-one naming you on a hotlist confession thread?
Sick of feeling ignored and overlooked?
Advertise here for free (*first month free, followed by 56 regular monthly payments of cake)
Tell everyone what you can do for their hotlist and why they need you on it
Had us at band camp "
That sounds fairly memorable |
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