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"Stay away from the cheap water sliced stuff. I had pro………I mean a mate had problems with its integrity when things got vigorous."
I’m so imagining this… |
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"Stay away from the cheap water sliced stuff. I had pro………I mean a mate had problems with its integrity when things got vigorous."
Poor cock would look like leather face |
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"Stay away from the cheap water sliced stuff. I had pro………I mean a mate had problems with its integrity when things got vigorous."
A real risk. See comment - the receptacle is all important...so I've read... |
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"That ham with a smiley face in it…at least it looks like it’s enjoying it too!  "
The bear one?
I’d feel sad for it.
Looking down at its little face while I’m doing that to it. |
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"I have heard raw liver works well.
Not straight out of the fridge though. Obvs.
(I would imagine  )
With a nice chianti  "
"tries too do the fsss fsss hannible lecter lip encompanyment",ends up looking like bruce forthsyth and jamie oliver |
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"I have heard raw liver works well.
Not straight out of the fridge though. Obvs.
(I would imagine )
With a nice chianti
"tries too do the fsss fsss hannible lecter lip encompanyment",ends up looking like bruce forthsyth and jamie oliver"
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"Prosciutto to be cosmopolitan
That’s an expensive, posh wank.
I’ll get a pack from aldi
Very frugal of you. I like your thinking.
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It’s tricky to handle though! I’d usually wrap it around something & secure with a COCKtail stick |
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"Prosciutto to be cosmopolitan
That’s an expensive, posh wank.
I’ll get a pack from aldi
Very frugal of you. I like your thinking.
It’s tricky to handle though! I’d usually wrap it around something & secure with a COCKtail stick"
You need a risk assessment for that?
Sounds like a danger wank. |
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"Prosciutto to be cosmopolitan
That’s an expensive, posh wank.
I’ll get a pack from aldi
Very frugal of you. I like your thinking.
It’s tricky to handle though! I’d usually wrap it around something & secure with a COCKtail stick
You need a risk assessment for that?
Sounds like a danger wank. "
I’ll rethink it |
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