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over a year ago
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"How many have had a wank using slices of ham in the hand?
What kind of ham?" It’s gotta be robust, so I’m thinking that thick cut carvery style. I imagine thin sliced sandwich ham will get ruined pretty quickly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many have had a wank using slices of ham in the hand?
What kind of ham?It’s gotta be robust, so I’m thinking that thick cut carvery style. I imagine thin sliced sandwich ham will get ruined pretty quickly. "
Or a gammon joint… |
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"Gerbils Jonny
Why would I start a thread about gerbils?
Ham wank then
Do gerbils wank with ham ?
Where is gerry when you need him? "
I’ll just Google it  |
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"Gerbils Jonny
Why would I start a thread about gerbils?
Ham wank then
Do gerbils wank with ham ?
Where is gerry when you need him? "
I’m not so sure.
Maybe they eat it whilst wanking.
Actually sounds like a good wank.
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