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over a year ago
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"I remember once i was in a shop and a lady brought in a bag of ducklings to show the owner  unrelated but thought id share lol"
I would like someone to bring ducklings in to show me at work please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember once i was in a shop and a lady brought in a bag of ducklings to show the owner unrelated but thought id share lol
I would like someone to bring ducklings in to show me at work please. "
they are cute little buggers have to say  |
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"What happens to the slimey buggers they can no longer sell..."
It's a myth that reptiles are slimy. Amphibians are wet when they've just come out of water, but reptiles are dry and smooth. Funnily enough, they feel a bit like snake skin leather... Apart from not actually being dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why was Doncaster the centre of this illicit trade .. ?
And what will happen to the market.. flats ? Who would buy a flat on that site .
Not Tom..
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Who says it was illicit? |
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"In olden times people bought small alligators as pets and when they got too big they were flushed into London's sewers ... "
And there their descendants still dwell. Waiting for an opportune moment to strike fear into the hearts of all who dwell there. Fraternising with bats and rats, sharing all manner of disease. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why was Doncaster the centre of this illicit trade .. ?
It used to be Rotherham but they wanted somewhere more upmarket"
More upmarket than Rotherham? That's quite the challenge!
Paris maybe? |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Why was Doncaster the centre of this illicit trade .. ?
And what will happen to the market.. flats ? Who would buy a flat on that site .
Not Tom..
Who says it was illicit?"
In the sense that trading these buggers is illicit.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have very sexy feet Tom, can I suck your toes?
Gemma Gemma Gemma 
I'll hold your socks
There is a queue Jen 
Well I am at the front.
OK?
Yes of course...not one to argue  "
Better. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"You have very sexy feet Tom, can I suck your toes?
Gemma Gemma Gemma
I'll hold your socks
There is a queue Jen
Well I am at the front.
OK?
Yes of course...not one to argue
Better."
She might have had a bad experience in the past |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have very sexy feet Tom, can I suck your toes?
Gemma Gemma Gemma
I'll hold your socks
There is a queue Jen
Well I am at the front.
OK?
Yes of course...not one to argue
Better.
She might have had a bad experience in the past "
Are you posting answers on the wrong threads? Was this answer for the train thread? |
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"Why was Doncaster the centre of this illicit trade .. ?
It used to be Rotherham but they wanted somewhere more upmarket
More upmarket than Rotherham? That's quite the challenge!
Paris maybe? "
At least Rotherham has pulse and Cocktails going for it |
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"Why was Doncaster the centre of this illicit trade .. ?
It used to be Rotherham but they wanted somewhere more upmarket
More upmarket than Rotherham? That's quite the challenge!
Paris maybe?
At least Rotherham has pulse and Cocktails going for it "
Perhaps it was supposed to in Rotterdam? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tom is glad it's closed...these creatures belong in their own countries..
Not over here "
I agree. Along with cats, most dogs, fish, exotic birds, hamsters, mice, cows, most sheep, pigs, horses, chinchillas, most rabbits, grey squirrels etc etc etc. None of them are indigenous. |
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"Tom is glad it's closed...these creatures belong in their own countries..
Not over here
I agree. Along with cats, most dogs, fish, exotic birds, hamsters, mice, cows, most sheep, pigs, horses, chinchillas, most rabbits, grey squirrels etc etc etc. None of them are indigenous."
Also people. None of us are indigenous to the UK, we should all be sent back to where we came from. Likewise for everyone else in the world. It might get a bit crowded in some small corner of Africa when the entire human race is dumped there, but at least it'll stop us trashing all the rest of the planet. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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Probably flush them down the loo. One day Tom you’ll be sat on the toilet and you’ll feel something tickling your bum.
And it’ll be a Burmese Python saying hello.
These things happen! This is why men should always put the toilet seat down. To keep the buggers out.
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
This actually happened in The land of OZ. Poor man reading the paper. If it's not snakes it poisonous spiders under the toilet seat. Most Ossie's seem to have outside loos. God forsaken place full of red desert and little else.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I remember once i was in a shop and a lady brought in a bag of ducklings to show the owner unrelated but thought id share lol"
I was once involved in a project to automatically count/weigh live day-old chicks into vacuum packed plastic bags, for sending to the UAE , among other places, to be used as pet reptile feed.
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"Glad to hear that this market has stopped over health concerns. But what has happened to the buggers they can no longer all .. "
Doncaster Reptile Show took place a few days ago and there are two more planned for June and November. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
The BBC said that these murky gatherings were banned.. I am guessing that there are some Reptile Rebellion people rebelling here . ..
It goes to show.. it was all over the news and the news can change daily..
Let's concentrate on the victims here.. those snakes and lizards ... |
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"The BBC said that these murky gatherings were banned.. I am guessing that there are some Reptile Rebellion people rebelling here . ..
It goes to show.. it was all over the news and the news can change daily..
Let's concentrate on the victims here.. those snakes and lizards ..."
Like you care! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this thread linked to the lizard people reptilian conspiracy theory ?
Or the machine-gun toting T-Rexes?
Now you're talking!"
Yeah love a bad ass T - rex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this thread linked to the lizard people reptilian conspiracy theory ?
Or the machine-gun toting T-Rexes?
Now you're talking!
Yeah love a bad ass T - rex "
Gun-totin', laser-eyed bad ass T-Rexes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this thread linked to the lizard people reptilian conspiracy theory ?
Or the machine-gun toting T-Rexes?
Now you're talking!
Yeah love a bad ass T - rex
Gun-totin', laser-eyed bad ass T-Rexes "
Bring then on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This actually happened in The land of OZ. Poor man reading the paper. If it's not snakes it poisonous spiders under the toilet seat. Most Ossie's seem to have outside loos. God forsaken place full of red desert and little else.. "
I think the days of red back spiders under an outside toilet seat are long gone, Tom. I will try not to take umbrage at my birth country being represented thus . |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"This actually happened in The land of OZ. Poor man reading the paper. If it's not snakes it poisonous spiders under the toilet seat. Most Ossie's seem to have outside loos. God forsaken place full of red desert and little else..
I think the days of red back spiders under an outside toilet seat are long gone, Tom. I will try not to take umbrage at my birth country being represented thus ."
So these poisonous buggers no longer lurk under toilet seats.. ?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This actually happened in The land of OZ. Poor man reading the paper. If it's not snakes it poisonous spiders under the toilet seat. Most Ossie's seem to have outside loos. God forsaken place full of red desert and little else..
I think the days of red back spiders under an outside toilet seat are long gone, Tom. I will try not to take umbrage at my birth country being represented thus .
So these poisonous buggers no longer lurk under toilet seats.. ?
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Not the inside ones, no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the only place where most Aussies have literal dunny cans is in history books "
My first Uni student house had an outside dunny. I remember it well . Thousands of Aussies do still get bitten by red backs - just not when they're on the dunny. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"This actually happened in The land of OZ. Poor man reading the paper. If it's not snakes it poisonous spiders under the toilet seat. Most Ossie's seem to have outside loos. God forsaken place full of red desert and little else..
I think the days of red back spiders under an outside toilet seat are long gone, Tom. I will try not to take umbrage at my birth country being represented thus .
So these poisonous buggers no longer lurk under toilet seats.. ?
Not the inside ones, no. "
Tom watches the TV programme about Ossie gold hunters..
Enough said |
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"I think the only place where most Aussies have literal dunny cans is in history books
My first Uni student house had an outside dunny. I remember it well . Thousands of Aussies do still get bitten by red backs - just not when they're on the dunny. "
I've come across a few public dunnies in remote country towns. Even those are pretty rare these days. |
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"This actually happened in The land of OZ. Poor man reading the paper. If it's not snakes it poisonous spiders under the toilet seat. Most Ossie's seem to have outside loos. God forsaken place full of red desert and little else..
I think the days of red back spiders under an outside toilet seat are long gone, Tom. I will try not to take umbrage at my birth country being represented thus .
So these poisonous buggers no longer lurk under toilet seats.. ?
Not the inside ones, no.
Tom watches the TV programme about Ossie gold hunters..
Enough said"
The ones where the Australian spiders find out that there's much more gold in Essex and hop on a plane? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This actually happened in The land of OZ. Poor man reading the paper. If it's not snakes it poisonous spiders under the toilet seat. Most Ossie's seem to have outside loos. God forsaken place full of red desert and little else..
I think the days of red back spiders under an outside toilet seat are long gone, Tom. I will try not to take umbrage at my birth country being represented thus .
So these poisonous buggers no longer lurk under toilet seats.. ?
Not the inside ones, no.
Tom watches the TV programme about Ossie gold hunters..
Enough said"
Inconceivable doesn't. Enough said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..
So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles
And then unleash them into the wild?"
Doncaster isn't really that wild |
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"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..
So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles
And then unleash them into the wild?
Doncaster isn't really that wild "
It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..
So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles
And then unleash them into the wild?
Doncaster isn't really that wild
It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy. "
I am slightly aroused now |
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"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..
So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles
And then unleash them into the wild?
Doncaster isn't really that wild
It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.
I am slightly aroused now"
Once they've created new species of slithering poison, they'll cum for the people and create half person half reptiles which shoot venom with friggin' lasers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..
So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles
And then unleash them into the wild?
Doncaster isn't really that wild
It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.
I am slightly aroused now
Once they've created new species of slithering poison, they'll cum for the people and create half person half reptiles which shoot venom with friggin' lasers"
Keep talking, I am nearly there! |
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"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..
So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles
And then unleash them into the wild?
Doncaster isn't really that wild
It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.
I am slightly aroused now
Once they've created new species of slithering poison, they'll cum for the people and create half person half reptiles which shoot venom with friggin' lasers
Keep talking, I am nearly there! "
Their hair will be forked tongues, their eyes slits. Human fingers. Plus lasers. Fangs.
Scales, but able to be moisturised and exfoliated |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..
So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles
And then unleash them into the wild?
Doncaster isn't really that wild
It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.
I am slightly aroused now
Once they've created new species of slithering poison, they'll cum for the people and create half person half reptiles which shoot venom with friggin' lasers
Keep talking, I am nearly there!
Their hair will be forked tongues, their eyes slits. Human fingers. Plus lasers. Fangs.
Scales, but able to be moisturised and exfoliated"
Wicked woman |
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"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..
So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles
And then unleash them into the wild?
Doncaster isn't really that wild
It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.
I am slightly aroused now
Once they've created new species of slithering poison, they'll cum for the people and create half person half reptiles which shoot venom with friggin' lasers
Keep talking, I am nearly there!
Their hair will be forked tongues, their eyes slits. Human fingers. Plus lasers. Fangs.
Scales, but able to be moisturised and exfoliated
Wicked woman "
https://youtu.be/j7cyiWpX_HU |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just checked the news. They end after June 19th..
So a couple of months to stockpile reptiles
And then unleash them into the wild?
Doncaster isn't really that wild
It will be once those buggers have an interbreeding orgy.
I am slightly aroused now
Once they've created new species of slithering poison, they'll cum for the people and create half person half reptiles which shoot venom with friggin' lasers
Keep talking, I am nearly there!
Their hair will be forked tongues, their eyes slits. Human fingers. Plus lasers. Fangs.
Scales, but able to be moisturised and exfoliated
Wicked woman
https://youtu.be/j7cyiWpX_HU"
So sorry. Evil woman. |
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