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Can y’all give me some tips on how to be more annoying online?
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"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.
Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in  "
Wow, you really know how to do this. thank you so much, this is helpful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.
Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in
Wow, you really know how to do this. thank you so much, this is helpful"
Even better if you run away after starting one of these 'dropped grenade' threads. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Start a thread called Trans. Leave it empty.
10 minutes later you’ll return to a blazing row.
I prefer coming out as gay and then turning down all the dudes that want to bone me"
I do that. Takes care of few minutes while I make toast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell them your a cyclist and u have Wright of way on the roads"
Or OP could also highlight in every post that it should be “you’re” not “your” and “right” not “wright”. I’m sure that would be as annoying as hell.
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"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.
Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in
Wow, you really know how to do this. thank you so much, this is helpful"
You're welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know I happen to be something of an expert myself. 
You're truly doing God's work."
 this is the nicest thing someone has said to me on the forums lol |
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"Tell them your a cyclist and u have Wright of way on the roads
Or OP could also highlight in every post that it should be “you’re” not “your” and “right” not “wright”. I’m sure that would be as annoying as hell.
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*Ur |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Post a self-indulgent diatribe about why you've decided to leave the site.
Reply to your own post telling everyone how grateful they should be you're giving it another chance. |
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"Post a self-indulgent diatribe about why you've decided to leave the site.
Reply to your own post telling everyone how grateful they should be you're giving it another chance."
(Deletes post)
Awwwww |
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"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.
Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in "
Exactly this. And important sub-clause: be sure to ignore any genuine expertise on said subject. Your qualifications in "common sense" outweighs all. |
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"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.
Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in
Exactly this. And important sub-clause: be sure to ignore any genuine expertise on said subject. Your qualifications in "common sense" outweighs all."
*Outweigh (sorry, typing too fast). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Exactly this. And important sub-clause: be sure to ignore any genuine expertise on said subject. Your qualifications in "common sense" outweighs all "
Starting a sentence with a conjunction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.
Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in
Exactly this. And important sub-clause: be sure to ignore any genuine expertise on said subject. Your qualifications in "common sense" outweighs all.
*Outweigh (sorry, typing too fast). "
The common sense grads are the best  |
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"Post endless fake news threads and shout I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG as often as possible.
Also post topics not suited to the room you post them in
Exactly this. And important sub-clause: be sure to ignore any genuine expertise on said subject. Your qualifications in "common sense" outweighs all.
*Outweigh (sorry, typing too fast). "
Awwww, you were so excited by my post |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pick an animal. Start a thread. Seems to work for some."
Works everytime….I have a lion named Leonard, he’s into bdsm and can cause chaos and pain where ever he goes |
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"Pick an animal. Start a thread. Seems to work for some.
Works everytime….I have a lion named Leonard, he’s into bdsm and can cause chaos and pain where ever he goes
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Exactly this. And important sub-clause: be sure to ignore any genuine expertise on said subject. Your qualifications in "common sense" outweighs all
Starting a sentence with a conjunction. "
Yep! Love a sentence beginning with a "but", too!  |
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"Maybe an antivax rant would help?
I can't stoop that low"
Post an incoherent rant about the deep state, new world order, control, etc, that *could* be about vaccination? Make it so vague that not even you know what it's about.
Make sure you mock people for not seeing your clearly evident truth that's all around us. Don't forget to call them sheeple and vaguely insinuate that bad things will happen and it'll be all our fault for not believing in or riding your conspiracy unicorn off into the sunset.
Oh, and tell us to do our own research. If we come back with sources, tell us why that doesn't count. Refuse to give us any of your sources because we're stupid. |
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"Maybe an antivax rant would help?
I can't stoop that low
Post an incoherent rant about the deep state, new world order, control, etc, that *could* be about vaccination? Make it so vague that not even you know what it's about.
Make sure you mock people for not seeing your clearly evident truth that's all around us. Don't forget to call them sheeple and vaguely insinuate that bad things will happen and it'll be all our fault for not believing in or riding your conspiracy unicorn off into the sunset.
Oh, and tell us to do our own research. If we come back with sources, tell us why that doesn't count. Refuse to give us any of your sources because we're stupid."
You could start with "all birds are dead" that needs spreading. |
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"Maybe an antivax rant would help?
I can't stoop that low
Post an incoherent rant about the deep state, new world order, control, etc, that *could* be about vaccination? Make it so vague that not even you know what it's about.
Make sure you mock people for not seeing your clearly evident truth that's all around us. Don't forget to call them sheeple and vaguely insinuate that bad things will happen and it'll be all our fault for not believing in or riding your conspiracy unicorn off into the sunset.
Oh, and tell us to do our own research. If we come back with sources, tell us why that doesn't count. Refuse to give us any of your sources because we're stupid.
You could start with "all birds are dead" that needs spreading."
I heard some sort of unhinged theory (not on Fab) that pigeons were responsible for something that the global elite were doing.
*shrug* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message people and say "can I ask you a question?"
Every time there's a thread about Women's issues, say "what about men" 
Bad things happen to men too. *Nods sagely*"
Start your own thread! |
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"Maybe an antivax rant would help?
I can't stoop that low
Post an incoherent rant about the deep state, new world order, control, etc, that *could* be about vaccination? Make it so vague that not even you know what it's about.
Make sure you mock people for not seeing your clearly evident truth that's all around us. Don't forget to call them sheeple and vaguely insinuate that bad things will happen and it'll be all our fault for not believing in or riding your conspiracy unicorn off into the sunset.
Oh, and tell us to do our own research. If we come back with sources, tell us why that doesn't count. Refuse to give us any of your sources because we're stupid.
You could start with "all birds are dead" that needs spreading.
I heard some sort of unhinged theory (not on Fab) that pigeons were responsible for something that the global elite were doing.
*shrug*"
I actually love the word sheeple.  |
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"Maybe an antivax rant would help?
I can't stoop that low
Post an incoherent rant about the deep state, new world order, control, etc, that *could* be about vaccination? Make it so vague that not even you know what it's about.
Make sure you mock people for not seeing your clearly evident truth that's all around us. Don't forget to call them sheeple and vaguely insinuate that bad things will happen and it'll be all our fault for not believing in or riding your conspiracy unicorn off into the sunset.
Oh, and tell us to do our own research. If we come back with sources, tell us why that doesn't count. Refuse to give us any of your sources because we're stupid.
You could start with "all birds are dead" that needs spreading.
I heard some sort of unhinged theory (not on Fab) that pigeons were responsible for something that the global elite were doing.
*shrug*"
All birds are dead....
Conspiracy theories would be funny if they didn't do so much damage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't read profiles
Msg "wuu2" or "wyd"
Send dick pics
Invite people to your hotel room
Don't use punctuation
Claim to have the best dick on Fab
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Oh yes of course! Absolutely NO punctuation. And if they challenge you - tell them they must be stupid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't bother using any grammer, and then when they can't understand what you mean, call them an idiot.
Also, say the same thing someone else just said but pretend like they don't exist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Without doubt the best thread I've read this week.
Making sure you open and reply to every carefully thought out message from people matching your stated preferences is super annoying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't bother using any grammer, and then when they can't understand what you mean, call them an idiot.
Also, say the same thing someone else just said but pretend like they don't exist."
Why do I feel invisible?  |
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"Don't bother using any grammer, and then when they can't understand what you mean, call them an idiot.
Also, say the same thing someone else just said but pretend like they don't exist."
A little impromptu conversation all by yourself doesn't go amiss either.
I'm so funny |
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Create a post where you state shaving almost every day is much more of a hassle for men than women having periods once a month (i meant in the agro is causes women and not that we can't shag them unless we are into blood sports)..
Adding that there's VAT on razors too also always works a charm as well..
Obviously, those are your thoughts Op, I'm just helping you express them.. |
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Carefully take the time to read someone's profile before messaging them. Understand what they like and the people they want to meet.
If you're not what they're looking for, don't get upset, just politely tell them why all their life choices are wrong. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Carefully take the time to read someone's profile before messaging them. Understand what they like and the people they want to meet.
If you're not what they're looking for, don't get upset, just politely tell them why all their life choices are wrong."
And say your loss. |
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