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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

2 years ago I moved into a small cul de sac and the neighbours have been a nightmare, they complain about everything! I've had complaints over the pettiest things. The 2 minutes it takes me to get my moterbike started and driven off, smoke from my BBQ , kids birthday party. It's just become unbearable!

Do you get along with your neighbours?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Have you considered napalm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you considered napalm?"

Many times! Haha

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Have you considered napalm?

Many times! Haha"

Then I think you have your answer

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs


"Have you considered napalm?

Many times! Haha

Then I think you have your answer "

Send Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Have you considered napalm?

Many times! Haha

Then I think you have your answer

Send Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

"

Is that Apocalypse Now?

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

I think our street is a pretty good little community. Not had any problem neighbours for a long time (when I first moved in I had drug dealers next door)

But one of my neighbours is now one of my closest friends. A couple can be a bit funny, but we're still always pleasant to them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yep brilliant but they don't have a motor bike no kids and don't bq what's not to like about them.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


" I've had complaints over the pettiest things. The 2 minutes it takes me to get my moterbike started and driven off, smoke from my BBQ , kids birthday party. "

I presume your neighbours don't think these things are petty. What time do you set off on your motorbike?

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs


"Have you considered napalm?

Many times! Haha

Then I think you have your answer

Send Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Is that Apocalypse Now?"

Yes

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Have you considered napalm?

Many times! Haha

Then I think you have your answer

Send Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Is that Apocalypse Now?

Yes "

It's on my watch list after Byron persuaded me to watch it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" I've had complaints over the pettiest things. The 2 minutes it takes me to get my moterbike started and driven off, smoke from my BBQ , kids birthday party.

I presume your neighbours don't think these things are petty. What time do you set off on your motorbike?"

They are pretty petty when they're always at a reasonable time during the day.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

Perhaps you are the nightmare neighbour OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yep brilliant but they don't have a motor bike no kids and don't bq what's not to like about them. "

Do these things make someone unlikeable?

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs


"Have you considered napalm?

Many times! Haha

Then I think you have your answer

Send Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Is that Apocalypse Now?

Yes

It's on my watch list after Byron persuaded me to watch it."

Watch it awsome film

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Yep brilliant but they don't have a motor bike no kids and don't bq what's not to like about them.

Do these things make someone unlikeable?"

Not unlikeable but annoying !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No smoke without fire they say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Perhaps you are the nightmare neighbour OP? "

What makes you think that?

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By *waffham1102Man  over a year ago

King's Lynn, Norfolk

I've got some really bad neighbours. Bloke takes ages to start his motorbike and don't ask about the smoke from his barbecue

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Perhaps you are the nightmare neighbour OP?

What makes you think that?"

Noisy kids.

Noisy motorcycle.

Smelly barbecue.

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

We had the most unreasonable man ever. Then one day he got a job where I worked.

Eventually he was got rid off and a host of colleagues came to me to tell me how bad he’d been.

It made me ill. He was aggressive and dangerous. I can only sympathise. But don’t let it spoil your life. Tell them they are ridiculous and leave it at that.

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Supersoaker full of killer, shoot from inside your house as to not get caught,,

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By *reamblueMan  over a year ago

London


" I've had complaints over the pettiest things. The 2 minutes it takes me to get my moterbike started and driven off, smoke from my BBQ , kids birthday party.

I presume your neighbours don't think these things are petty. What time do you set off on your motorbike?"

Yeah, there was a similar thread on here about 2 years ago complaining about a guy who had just moved into a cul-de-sac with a motorbike, bbq and kids......hang on a minute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A suggestion could be, if you're having a bbq, give your neighbours the heads up in advance so they can get their washing in or whatever.

People have bbqs so they can't really expect you not to have one, but if you communicate when you're having one it might help ease tension.

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool

A neighbour who bbq’s without inviting me, will always be in my bad books!!

I’ll trade you my annoying neighbours who have a 7foot dog who likes to smash through fence panels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I understand they may be annoying to some but they're not everyday occurrences.

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Supersoaker full of killer, shoot from inside your house as to not get caught,, "
plant killer, as W@#d killer is not allowed here,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Perhaps you are the nightmare neighbour OP?

What makes you think that?

Noisy kids.

Noisy motorcycle.

Smelly barbecue. "

Are you my neighbour?

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"I understand they may be annoying to some but they're not everyday occurrences."

How often do you use your motorcycle ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Not very often with the weather we have here, also I turn it on hop on and drive off. I don't leave it running for hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Supersoaker full of killer, shoot from inside your house as to not get caught,, plant killer, as W@#d killer is not allowed here,, "

But wouldn’t that be mildly dangerous Mr Ambassador? Surly warm piss is more appropriate in this instance??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" I've had complaints over the pettiest things. The 2 minutes it takes me to get my moterbike started and driven off, smoke from my BBQ , kids birthday party.

I presume your neighbours don't think these things are petty. What time do you set off on your motorbike?

Yeah, there was a similar thread on here about 2 years ago complaining about a guy who had just moved into a cul-de-sac with a motorbike, bbq and kids......hang on a minute "

I'll need to see if I can find the thread, do you think they'd be interested if I message them? Haha

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Unfortunately it's true that there are lots of selfish and inconsiderate people who think as its their house they can do anything they like irrespective of how it affects their neighbours. I will never blame the kids for example but sometimes parents do allow them to be a nuisance to everyone else. I like to be on good terms with all my neighbours though personally

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman  over a year ago

Thurrock

Yes both sides, we are really lucky

We are terraced so have no side access and our neighbours have let us have everything dragged through their garden, decking, garden building, artifical grass etc

In the summer we lift the fence panels so we can walk through, we had a bar built in lockdown so could chat and socialise without breaking any rules

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Supersoaker full of killer, shoot from inside your house as to not get caught,, plant killer, as W@#d killer is not allowed here,,

But wouldn’t that be mildly dangerous Mr Ambassador? Surly warm piss is more appropriate in this instance?? "

naa missus go big or go home,, if their garden starts dying they will stay inside or better still move,,

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Supersoaker full of killer, shoot from inside your house as to not get caught,, plant killer, as W@#d killer is not allowed here,,

But wouldn’t that be mildly dangerous Mr Ambassador? Surly warm piss is more appropriate in this instance?? naa missus go big or go home,, if their garden starts dying they will stay inside or better still move,, "

See, in my mind, we are squirting the actual neighbours, not the plants

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Unfortunately it's true that there are lots of selfish and inconsiderate people who think as its their house they can do anything they like irrespective of how it affects their neighbours. I will never blame the kids for example but sometimes parents do allow them to be a nuisance to everyone else. I like to be on good terms with all my neighbours though personally "
1 birthday party a year, handful of BBQs and the few times a year I take my motorbike out, it's hardly a nuisance.

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Supersoaker full of killer, shoot from inside your house as to not get caught,, plant killer, as W@#d killer is not allowed here,,

But wouldn’t that be mildly dangerous Mr Ambassador? Surly warm piss is more appropriate in this instance?? naa missus go big or go home,, if their garden starts dying they will stay inside or better still move,,

See, in my mind, we are squirting the actual neighbours, not the plants "

good jesus,, and they call me ott

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Unfortunately it's true that there are lots of selfish and inconsiderate people who think as its their house they can do anything they like irrespective of how it affects their neighbours. I will never blame the kids for example but sometimes parents do allow them to be a nuisance to everyone else. I like to be on good terms with all my neighbours though personally 1 birthday party a year, handful of BBQs and the few times a year I take my motorbike out, it's hardly a nuisance."

No please don't think I was referring to you at all. It was just a general comment. In fact I meant to add it was not referring to you but forgot.

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Supersoaker full of killer, shoot from inside your house as to not get caught,, plant killer, as W@#d killer is not allowed here,,

But wouldn’t that be mildly dangerous Mr Ambassador? Surly warm piss is more appropriate in this instance?? naa missus go big or go home,, if their garden starts dying they will stay inside or better still move,,

See, in my mind, we are squirting the actual neighbours, not the plants "

but here,, what do ye do if they love that kinda thing,, like long distance wet fun

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By *errocaWoman  over a year ago

Shropshire

Nope.. I am the nightmare neighbour.. Either side are great, when I come home d*unken and decide to have a party at 3am.. Only ever complained once, in the 6yrs I've been here.

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Supersoaker full of killer, shoot from inside your house as to not get caught,, plant killer, as W@#d killer is not allowed here,,

But wouldn’t that be mildly dangerous Mr Ambassador? Surly warm piss is more appropriate in this instance?? naa missus go big or go home,, if their garden starts dying they will stay inside or better still move,,

See, in my mind, we are squirting the actual neighbours, not the plants good jesus,, and they call me ott "

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Supersoaker full of killer, shoot from inside your house as to not get caught,, plant killer, as W@#d killer is not allowed here,,

But wouldn’t that be mildly dangerous Mr Ambassador? Surly warm piss is more appropriate in this instance?? naa missus go big or go home,, if their garden starts dying they will stay inside or better still move,,

See, in my mind, we are squirting the actual neighbours, not the plants good jesus,, and they call me ott

"

naaa I not buying that,, more like

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Supersoaker full of killer, shoot from inside your house as to not get caught,, plant killer, as W@#d killer is not allowed here,,

But wouldn’t that be mildly dangerous Mr Ambassador? Surly warm piss is more appropriate in this instance?? naa missus go big or go home,, if their garden starts dying they will stay inside or better still move,,

See, in my mind, we are squirting the actual neighbours, not the plants good jesus,, and they call me ott

naaa I not buying that,, more like "

Guilty as charged officer

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By *uliette500Woman  over a year ago

Hull

My neighbour banged on the wall once when my antics with a Fab friend got a bit loud

I have used the spare room at the other side of the house with no neighbours ever since for fun times.

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *osie xoWoman  over a year ago

Market Weighton

A young couple with a newborn baby moved in next to us a few years back... They constantly argued at all times of the day and night and were often physically abusive to each other. We could literally hear them beating the shit out of each other. They smashed their own windows and front door on more than one occasion. The police were called regularly either by ourselves or other neighbours.

When they took their baby out in the car, they just chucked the car seat in the back, didn't strap it on or anything. As a couple who tried for years to start a family without success it broke our hearts.

Eventually they were evicted for not paying rent, the landlord decided to sell up after that as the house was trashed, and thankfully was bought by a bloke who is kind, considerate and just generally a lovely person.

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Supersoaker full of killer, shoot from inside your house as to not get caught,, plant killer, as W@#d killer is not allowed here,,

But wouldn’t that be mildly dangerous Mr Ambassador? Surly warm piss is more appropriate in this instance?? naa missus go big or go home,, if their garden starts dying they will stay inside or better still move,,

See, in my mind, we are squirting the actual neighbours, not the plants good jesus,, and they call me ott

naaa I not buying that,, more like

Guilty as charged officer "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a nightmare neighbour upstairs who just loves the sound of her own noise, especially late at night. I take great pleasure in shouting "shut the fuck up". It has actually worked a few times

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I have a nightmare neighbour upstairs who just loves the sound of her own noise, especially late at night. I take great pleasure in shouting "shut the fuck up". It has actually worked a few times "

I do that to the one doing Riverdance upstairs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A young couple with a newborn baby moved in next to us a few years back... They constantly argued at all times of the day and night and were often physically abusive to each other. We could literally hear them beating the shit out of each other. They smashed their own windows and front door on more than one occasion. The police were called regularly either by ourselves or other neighbours.

When they took their baby out in the car, they just chucked the car seat in the back, didn't strap it on or anything. As a couple who tried for years to start a family without success it broke our hearts.

Eventually they were evicted for not paying rent, the landlord decided to sell up after that as the house was trashed, and thankfully was bought by a bloke who is kind, considerate and just generally a lovely person."

That's totally understandable, but mine is nothing close to that, I work away 4 weeks at a time and the couple of weeks that I am home I would like to enjoy myself, Is a birthday party or a 2 minute engine noise really that much of an inconvenience to people?

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

I don't think some of us necessarily responding to your message as I said before. Just examples of how some people can upset other neighbours. I certainly did not mean you.

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By *osie xoWoman  over a year ago

Market Weighton


"A young couple with a newborn baby moved in next to us a few years back... They constantly argued at all times of the day and night and were often physically abusive to each other. We could literally hear them beating the shit out of each other. They smashed their own windows and front door on more than one occasion. The police were called regularly either by ourselves or other neighbours.

When they took their baby out in the car, they just chucked the car seat in the back, didn't strap it on or anything. As a couple who tried for years to start a family without success it broke our hearts.

Eventually they were evicted for not paying rent, the landlord decided to sell up after that as the house was trashed, and thankfully was bought by a bloke who is kind, considerate and just generally a lovely person.

That's totally understandable, but mine is nothing close to that, I work away 4 weeks at a time and the couple of weeks that I am home I would like to enjoy myself, Is a birthday party or a 2 minute engine noise really that much of an inconvenience to people?"

It's certainly nothing I would complain about! Does seem very petty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't think some of us necessarily responding to your message as I said before. Just examples of how some people can upset other neighbours. I certainly did not mean you. "

It's wasn't aimed at anyone , just in general.

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By *issEmmWoman  over a year ago

Bournemouth

I have one neighbour whose normal volume is shouting, so I can hear every single thing he says and he’s usually being verbally abusive to his mum, or slagging off everyone else in the building

Another neighbour has on two occasions made a nail gun and damaged gas pipes with it, resulting in very early morning evacuations of the building

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

My neighbours are pleasant during the week & a nightmare when they fuck at God forsaken times on the weekends

She moans & screams like 'a would be murder victim'

He grunts & puffs like 'an injured grizzly bear'

They know I'm a flirty horny bugger, but not once have u been invited to watch or join in the fuckery! Selfish bastards haha

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I don't think some of us necessarily responding to your message as I said before. Just examples of how some people can upset other neighbours. I certainly did not mean you.

It's wasn't aimed at anyone , just in general."

Sometimes some people are more sensitive to those things and other times some people are excessive. It's always a give and yake situation with good neighbours. I had someone in the past at another house complain that I wanted to replace my own fences as she had put some climbers against it on the other side

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"A young couple with a newborn baby moved in next to us a few years back... They constantly argued at all times of the day and night and were often physically abusive to each other. We could literally hear them beating the shit out of each other. They smashed their own windows and front door on more than one occasion. The police were called regularly either by ourselves or other neighbours.

When they took their baby out in the car, they just chucked the car seat in the back, didn't strap it on or anything. As a couple who tried for years to start a family without success it broke our hearts.

Eventually they were evicted for not paying rent, the landlord decided to sell up after that as the house was trashed, and thankfully was bought by a bloke who is kind, considerate and just generally a lovely person.

That's totally understandable, but mine is nothing close to that, I work away 4 weeks at a time and the couple of weeks that I am home I would like to enjoy myself, Is a birthday party or a 2 minute engine noise really that much of an inconvenience to people?"

I don't understand why it takes two minutes to start a motorbike?

My van starts in seconds and then I'm gone.

Two minutes is an awful long time to be revving an engine particularly a motorbike.

What sort of bike is it?

We used to have a neighbour who lived downstairs in a maisonette and he had a scooter and it was a fucking nightmare.

He used to start it and let it idle for ages then rev it loudly before blasting off up the road.

And he used to come back late at night hear him coming 5 mins before he got home.

Then proceeded to let the thing run for ages when he got home he actually used to Keep it in the flat at night and kept it running into the flat whole place used to vibrate.

So yes a bike can be a fucking nuisance.

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By *itygamesMan  over a year ago

UK

Have you tried doing a wheelie when you pull away on ya bike.........see if any of them clap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you considered napalm?"

You got any spare? Because I have the neighbours from hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A young couple with a newborn baby moved in next to us a few years back... They constantly argued at all times of the day and night and were often physically abusive to each other. We could literally hear them beating the shit out of each other. They smashed their own windows and front door on more than one occasion. The police were called regularly either by ourselves or other neighbours.

When they took their baby out in the car, they just chucked the car seat in the back, didn't strap it on or anything. As a couple who tried for years to start a family without success it broke our hearts.

Eventually they were evicted for not paying rent, the landlord decided to sell up after that as the house was trashed, and thankfully was bought by a bloke who is kind, considerate and just generally a lovely person.

That's totally understandable, but mine is nothing close to that, I work away 4 weeks at a time and the couple of weeks that I am home I would like to enjoy myself, Is a birthday party or a 2 minute engine noise really that much of an inconvenience to people?

I don't understand why it takes two minutes to start a motorbike?

My van starts in seconds and then I'm gone.

Two minutes is an awful long time to be revving an engine particularly a motorbike.

What sort of bike is it?

We used to have a neighbour who lived downstairs in a maisonette and he had a scooter and it was a fucking nightmare.

He used to start it and let it idle for ages then rev it loudly before blasting off up the road.

And he used to come back late at night hear him coming 5 mins before he got home.

Then proceeded to let the thing run for ages when he got home he actually used to Keep it in the flat at night and kept it running into the flat whole place used to vibrate.

So yes a bike can be a fucking nuisance.

"

Motorbikes need to heat up before before you ride them for various reasons, but I try and keep it as short as possible even to the point that i switch it off as soon as i enter the street and just roll it in.

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By *uckslut and MCouple  over a year ago

Poole

It's like we live in ibitza in thr summer. Banging music and lights to light up a runway at the bottom of the garden.

The other a hole next door, is just building a fence on the party boundry. Currently work is stopped as we're having a legal argument. Party boundry, no fence has ever been there in the 22 years of the houses being built. Hes now put up a fence, whuch means I can't open my car door, if I park in my driveway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my neighbour are a nightmare in a different way.

rhey are really nice and god fearing and manipulate me in to mending their fence abd cutting their side of the hedge.. tgeb mske me feel bad for doing an average job...

They have mind control powers through niceness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My neighbours are pleasant during the week & a nightmare when they fuck at God forsaken times on the weekends

She moans & screams like 'a would be murder victim'

He grunts & puffs like 'an injured grizzly bear'

They know I'm a flirty horny bugger, but not once have u been invited to watch or join in the fuckery! Selfish bastards haha "

that’s kinda funny! X

My neighbours upstairs are all boys I think (tho maybe there’s a couple) … they seem really nice tho I find it awkward to bump into one of them who works just around the corner.

I only heard fucking once, but yeah… I wish I could say the same about me! Sorry neighbours

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

All my neighbours are good and we get along fine.

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By *uperS77Man  over a year ago

Gloucester

Invite them to your next swingers party, maybe they are annoyed u haven’t yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I generally have lovely neighbours but we must have had a new one move in with a fleet of vehicles as recently parking has been maddening, blocking junctions etc. So whoever they are, I don’t like them

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By *hilledGuerillaMan  over a year ago

In the monkey house

Every street has one. A neighbour where I used to live called the police because I parked outside his house. How I laughed when the officers who came round told him the road outside his house was not his property and I could park there if I wanted. Cheeky shite didn’t even have a car.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The motorbike would piss me off too, to be honest, especially if you leave before I have to get up

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I generally have lovely neighbours but we must have had a new one move in with a fleet of vehicles as recently parking has been maddening, blocking junctions etc. So whoever they are, I don’t like them "

I have one of those, six cars, 3 on their drive and three on the road. No idea how they need six cars as it seems to be just the two of them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Send will smith over

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I generally have lovely neighbours but we must have had a new one move in with a fleet of vehicles as recently parking has been maddening, blocking junctions etc. So whoever they are, I don’t like them

I have one of those, six cars, 3 on their drive and three on the road. No idea how they need six cars as it seems to be just the two of them. "

I think this guy is running a towing company from his house, if I find out he’s renting I’ll have a word with his landlord

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes my neighbour has 2 massive dogs who bark and howl from 6am Mon stop till he gets home from work at 4pm. Wakes me up every morning.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes my neighbour has 2 massive dogs who bark and howl from 6am Mon stop till he gets home from work at 4pm. Wakes me up every morning. "

I had a similar thing with my two dogs, folk complained till they met them and after they had met, the neighbours told them shut up and they went quiet as a mouse. Was never an issue again

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By *uckOfTheBayMan  over a year ago

Mold


"I generally have lovely neighbours but we must have had a new one move in with a fleet of vehicles as recently parking has been maddening, blocking junctions etc. So whoever they are, I don’t like them

I have one of those, six cars, 3 on their drive and three on the road. No idea how they need six cars as it seems to be just the two of them.

I think this guy is running a towing company from his house, if I find out he’s renting I’ll have a word with his landlord "

You can also report to the council as you're not allowed to resell vehicles from a domestic property

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By *l6789Man  over a year ago

croydon

Neighbours below me moan about my kids being loud so I have got in the habit of having very loud sex until the early hours I’m

Not petty at all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I generally have lovely neighbours but we must have had a new one move in with a fleet of vehicles as recently parking has been maddening, blocking junctions etc. So whoever they are, I don’t like them

I have one of those, six cars, 3 on their drive and three on the road. No idea how they need six cars as it seems to be just the two of them.

I think this guy is running a towing company from his house, if I find out he’s renting I’ll have a word with his landlord

You can also report to the council as you're not allowed to resell vehicles from a domestic property "

Don’t tell them but I already have

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Three sides to every story.

Yours

Theirs

The actual unbiased truth

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By *omer47Man  over a year ago

leigh

Luckily both my neighbours we get on well with. There was a guy and his girlfriend over the road who I didn't get along with and they used to talk about me because when I pulled up one day his daughter said "do you mean that man mummy".I didn't say anything back but a couple of weeks later I moved my car and she was leaning out the upstairs window shouting "why have you parked there ",(i was actually going out),so I shouted back, I'll park where I like...that night he came knocking at my door saying that I said I was going to hit his girlfriend who's 8months pregnant...I didn't say anything of the sort she's just twisted things and I turned to him and said if she's 8months pregnant why is she hanging out of the upstairs window?....things started to get heated quickly between us and ended up fighting...he moved 6 weeks later.

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

I get along with most of my neighbours, except one who, for some reason, always confronts me outside my house over the most trivial of things.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

My direct neibour as end of terrace in cul de sac are quite new! We just say hiya keep at that! I'm sure they find my dogs annoying when they bark as I do! But have never said ! Next door but one has lived there since new same as me so 40 years! He's like a neibour hood watch moans about anything and everyone! I don't talk to him! The rest are just mediocre x

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By *ecky and justCouple  over a year ago

Godalming


"A young couple with a newborn baby moved in next to us a few years back... They constantly argued at all times of the day and night and were often physically abusive to each other. We could literally hear them beating the shit out of each other. They smashed their own windows and front door on more than one occasion. The police were called regularly either by ourselves or other neighbours.

When they took their baby out in the car, they just chucked the car seat in the back, didn't strap it on or anything. As a couple who tried for years to start a family without success it broke our hearts.

Eventually they were evicted for not paying rent, the landlord decided to sell up after that as the house was trashed, and thankfully was bought by a bloke who is kind, considerate and just generally a lovely person.

That's totally understandable, but mine is nothing close to that, I work away 4 weeks at a time and the couple of weeks that I am home I would like to enjoy myself, Is a birthday party or a 2 minute engine noise really that much of an inconvenience to people?

I don't understand why it takes two minutes to start a motorbike?

My van starts in seconds and then I'm gone.

Two minutes is an awful long time to be revving an engine particularly a motorbike.

What sort of bike is it?

We used to have a neighbour who lived downstairs in a maisonette and he had a scooter and it was a fucking nightmare.

He used to start it and let it idle for ages then rev it loudly before blasting off up the road.

And he used to come back late at night hear him coming 5 mins before he got home.

Then proceeded to let the thing run for ages when he got home he actually used to Keep it in the flat at night and kept it running into the flat whole place used to vibrate.

So yes a bike can be a fucking nuisance.

Motorbikes need to heat up before before you ride them for various reasons, but I try and keep it as short as possible even to the point that i switch it off as soon as i enter the street and just roll it in. "

That’s considerate admittedly.

From someone who has a lot of motorbikes, I appreciate that a couple of mine can be annoying.

If yours is a Harley with open Screaming Eagles then I would be annoyed at you starting it as well.

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By *haron StonerTV/TS  over a year ago

Haywards Heath


"It's like we live in ibitza in thr summer. Banging music and lights to light up a runway at the bottom of the garden.

The other a hole next door, is just building a fence on the party boundry. Currently work is stopped as we're having a legal argument. Party boundry, no fence has ever been there in the 22 years of the houses being built. Hes now put up a fence, whuch means I can't open my car door, if I park in my driveway. "

Has he got more room in his drive? Park there.

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By *haron StonerTV/TS  over a year ago

Haywards Heath

When I was a kid, I used to stay out all night drinking cases of beer with my mates, then drive home like a maniac squealing rubber round all the corners skidding to a stop 2am outside my parents house.

I used to be really nasty and tell all their neighbours to fuck off.

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Ours moved out 2 years ago. I literally had a dance on their drive much to the removal men’s amusement

J x

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Could be worse.

You could live at 9 or 12 Downing St.

Guaranteed a nightmare neighbour either way.

A

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