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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

After the questions you hate… what are awkward questions you get asked?

The ones that make you go …” FFS.. errrr… well…”

Mine are :

“…Are you on the pill??”

And

“Did you have any miscarriages as of recent?”

I meaaan, moving on…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can we make this a regular thing

Or anything about my past or personal life kids and such

Do you think you could ever love me

Answer no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does it hurt? How did it happen.

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you heard the good word?

Where's Customer service? I'm stood right next to the door, and the desk is a bright red desk with customer service written on it. My only reply was "I'm not sure if you go and ask at the customer service desk over there they might be able to point you in the right direction."

Are you police?

And my personal favourite "Well? What do you think?" She says

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Are my boobs real?

My normal reply is yes, they would defy gravity otherwise.

Is your hair real?

Yes it's all mine, colour help these days

When you due?

I'm just fat thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Questions.

All questions.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Usually at family funtions. Is your face always gonna be like that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'How big is that?'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why dont you just move on with your life

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"After the questions you hate… what are awkward questions you get asked?

The ones that make you go …” FFS.. errrr… well…”

Mine are :

“…Are you on the pill??”

And

“Did you have any miscarriages as of recent?”

I meaaan, moving on… "

Jesus!

How / where / when were you asked those questions? On here? Or elsewhere?

Other than a 1-1 with a doctor, how the hell would it ever be ok to ask anyone if they had had a miscarriage?

Stunned!

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames

“What exactly were you doing during your career break?”

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Does my bum look big in this?

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How many women you fucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Usually at family funtions. Is your face always gonna be like that? "

Lol like what?

Does anyone here get asked

“So when are u getting a gf?”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can i stroke your dog

Erm no get your own you snot nosed little shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Usually at family funtions. Is your face always gonna be like that?

Lol like what?

Does anyone here get asked

“So when are u getting a gf?”

"

All the time haha, cant exactly say i like fucking peoples wives too much :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Usually at family funtions. Is your face always gonna be like that?

Lol like what?

Does anyone here get asked

“So when are u getting a gf?”

All the time haha, cant exactly say i like fucking peoples wives too much :P"

Dittttyyyy pigggg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Usually at family funtions. Is your face always gonna be like that?

Lol like what?

Does anyone here get asked

“So when are u getting a gf?”

All the time haha, cant exactly say i like fucking peoples wives too much :P

Dittttyyyy pigggg"

Can you blame me?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Is there any possibility you could be pregnant?

I'm 65 years old for goodness sake, what do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Usually at family funtions. Is your face always gonna be like that?

Lol like what?

Does anyone here get asked

“So when are u getting a gf?”

"

Think resting bitch face

Oh, and mine's more like, when are you getting married? In Indian culture, I'm practically ancient

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

Can I breed you ?

Are you sure your not a lesbian ?

How much for…(a multitude of sexual acts) ?

Delete!

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been asked if I'm on the toilet a few times which in itself it a shitty question.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Why are you still single after 7 years?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is there any possibility you could be pregnant?

I'm 65 years old for goodness sake, what do you think?"

!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been asked if I'm on the toilet a few times which in itself it a shitty question."

Pun intended?

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Usually at family funtions. Is your face always gonna be like that?

Lol like what?

Does anyone here get asked

“So when are u getting a gf?”

"

Next step: “when are you getting married”

Next step: “when are you having babies”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What you been up to?

I hate this because I’ve been up to absolutely nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there any possibility you could be pregnant?

I'm 65 years old for goodness sake, what do you think?"

Oh my mum often hopefully asks me that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When playing with a cuckold couple once I got asked can my hubby guide my cock in.....I very politely said no

Sometimes I find myself out of my depth from time to time....lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not so much a question but sending a friend request assuming il accept just because you have tits is a bit annoying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“How long are you hair extensions?” … I have four foot all natural dreadlocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How are you so tight (the vag) how do you even answer that

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

While having chemo i got asked many times why have i shaved my hair off

T

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

Where are you from? No….. where are you REALLY from?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How did you get in here?

And what you doing in my knicker draw?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum always asking me when will I find a nice girl and try settling down again.... ..when he'll freezes over is what I say under my breath

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum always asking me when will I find a nice girl and try settling down again.... ..when he'll freezes over is what I say under my breath "

* Hell

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By *aulj69Man  over a year ago

dunstable

I don't think I look the age I am ( don't comment you lot. Lol ) but twice now in the last year or so I've had 2 customers ( I work as a mobile engineer ) comment to a work colleague " what's it like 2 work with your Dad? " This work mate by the way is 39??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey??????

Not even sure it's a question however if it is I don't have a fucking answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where did that come from?

Was that you?

What's that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not so much a question but sending a friend request assuming il accept just because you have tits is a bit annoying "

Haha! Isn't that how we became friends?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it in inches or centimetres?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you like animals. That one freeks me out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where are you from? No….. where are you REALLY from? "

Is it awkward or more annoying?

X

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man  over a year ago

Wirral

Do you have your own teeth how bizarre

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Why won’t you fuck white men?”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not so much a question but sending a friend request assuming il accept just because you have tits is a bit annoying "

What if you have tits plus your hand down your knickers. Just curious x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

After discussing meeting, 'Want some phone sex today?'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah for some reason I seem to attract a lot of attention from women who want to put things up my ass. I don't know what it is about my pictures or maybe my bio but obviously something screams 'please peg me' or 'please finger my ass'

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

It's probably still just "what u up too?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

when im on a night out.. people ask me where im from

i tell them Burnley

then they reply..NO..where are your parents from?

WINDS ME UP

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Are you the farmer?

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By *ySweetLadyWoman  over a year ago

London

Would you let me fuck you/your tits/your arse/bare, etc. if I pay you (insert random amounts of money here) cash?

One of the most popular apparently.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Nothing really, to be honest i wouldn't mind a few at least someone would be messaging me then

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton

Why are you on fab you ugly fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Usually at family funtions. Is your face always gonna be like that?

Lol like what?

Does anyone here get asked

“So when are u getting a gf?”

"

Yep that one….reply is….none of your god damn business

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By *uckslut and MCouple  over a year ago

Poole

What, you still have periods? Yes, I'm only 49.

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By *uckslut and MCouple  over a year ago

Poole


"How are you so tight (the vag) how do you even answer that "

"I've never popped babies out of it, that's why". Yes, I get comments reg about my tightness. Although if I post about gangbangs. I've had comments asking if, husband can feel me if he's last in. . Of course he can.

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich

"What are you into" is the most annoying. Just sounds like they are after wank fodder.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple  over a year ago

on the move

Any that show they didn't make the first attempt to read our profile.

Or include "don't know what to say lol".

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford

My wife keeps asking what it feels like when my balls move.

Half the time I don't notice!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not so much a question but sending a friend request assuming il accept just because you have tits is a bit annoying

What if you have tits plus your hand down your knickers. Just curious x "

as ling as you say hello and have a conversation i have no problems its the assumptive ones

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not so much a question but sending a friend request assuming il accept just because you have tits is a bit annoying

Haha! Isn't that how we became friends? "

yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you the farmer?"

Are you tho?

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By *ich_ChesterMan  over a year ago

Chester

Previously i was in the Army, so the most common questions are:

Have i shot anyone?

Have i been shot or blown up

Is it like COD

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich


"

Is it like COD

"

If you play under a bush in the garden for a week, shitting on a plastic bag while watching the house then yes, it definitely is

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich

In*

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Why are you so boring?

I dunno I just am I guess.

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea

Question: Why can't you accommodate right now? You must be married!

Answer: Would the council tax bill with single person discount on it convice you? Now piss off and try a Travel lodge.

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By *omer47Man  over a year ago

leigh

Wow questions questions questions you get asked.

I'm lucky if I receive a message let alone asked questions.

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By *lex46TV/TS  over a year ago

Near Wells

If we meet, can I try on a pair of Panties / Stockings / Dress etc.

I just never used to reply, now I just tell them to buy their own.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have never been in a position to be asked awkward questions tbh..wether that's just me avoiding them or not been asked them l don't know, but l know lm lucky

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Are you the farmer?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“How much do you bench?”

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Why don't you put the heating on? Is on of the most awkward questions I'm anticipating

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man  over a year ago

Stourbridge

D once had to leave a shop because someone wouldn’t believe she wasn’t a local radio announcer , mainly due to her voice which is, and I’m biased, a bit posh and a lot sexy

I get asked how did you get her then are you rich? Which is insulting both ways

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich

"Nah, I've got a big cock" is the sole answer to that

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich

Simple*

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS  over a year ago

hexham

Can we meet?

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Why are you on here/single?

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