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Ladies do you hold your farts in when your partner is around
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just read that a girl held her farts in when her boyfriend was around so much so that she has been hospitalised . Not good . Surely you ladies just let rip .  "
I would never fart in front of a man - ever. I wouldn’t do it in front of a female either to be honest. |
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"Just read that a girl held her farts in when her boyfriend was around so much so that she has been hospitalised . Not good . Surely you ladies just let rip .
I would never fart in front of a man - ever. I wouldn’t do it in front of a female either to be honest. "
Same! Like I think I’d die  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just read that a girl held her farts in when her boyfriend was around so much so that she has been hospitalised . Not good . Surely you ladies just let rip .
I would never fart in front of a man - ever. I wouldn’t do it in front of a female either to be honest.
Same! Like I think I’d die "
Me too! Power to those who couldn’t care less but that’s just not me at all |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Just read that a girl held her farts in when her boyfriend was around so much so that she has been hospitalised . Not good . Surely you ladies just let rip . "
Some of us still have manners and wouldn't do it on purpose in front of anyone Male or Female.....  |
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I hold them in around anyone. I don't like people farting when near me, so I'm not going to do it to anyone else. It's easy enough to go to the toilet and do it behind a closed door if you really need to. |
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I do remember years ago on a coach trip I went alone and had another woman who went alone sat next to me was a long journey back I needed to fart but held it in!my tummy was really painfull I got of first and god that was a relief to let it go! |
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In front of husband sure. He's seen me at my best and worst.
So really don't care about that.
Around other people. No. At least try my best not to lol. I know everyone farts but I'd take myself to the bathroom
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I don’t fart in front of friends, colleagues and strangers. But at home with my husband? Yep. It’s agonising holding it in sometimes and we’re totally relaxed around each other. As another poster said, he’s seen me give birth and in every other unladylike state over the years, he doesn’t even blink at a little lady love puff.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just read that a girl held her farts in when her boyfriend was around so much so that she has been hospitalised . Not good . Surely you ladies just let rip .
I would never fart in front of a man - ever. I wouldn’t do it in front of a female either to be honest.
Same! Like I think I’d die
Me too! Power to those who couldn’t care less but that’s just not me at all "
The cheek of some of the men I’ve been with and had the cheek to even laugh about letting them go 
Literally 0 fucks given… |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
I do around play partners…once spent a whole long weekend with one unable to make myself go to the loo so kept getting up at 5am and going out for runs just to let them rip away from him. It’s all about keeping the fantasy alive with play partners
In front of the love of my life? I will comedically time the timbre and intensity for maximum grossness  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is why I’m single so I can just let it rip  faf anyone?only if its anal i want to feel the ripple down my shaft
Ffs there’s always one  no thats number 2 "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saw my friend last weekend for the club and we were both farting lol. Putting it down to the pie beans and chips for dinner. It's only a natural bodily function after all x |
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I don't care if people do it in front of me but I personally don't like to do it.
I was very embarrassed when my last boyfriend decided to tickle me when we got undressed for bed and I needed a wee unfortunately I couldn't hold in a fart and a wee so he tickled me and I farted! The more I laughed at being tickled the more I farted and he found it hilarious - I was just happy it didn't smell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do, or I try to go into a different room. Or if we're stuck in the car and I can't hold it in, I would at least wind the window down and waft it out.
That's nothing better than when you've stayed the night with someone and in the morning when they're not there, you can let out the massive trump you've been holding in. Such a relief! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
I don't give a fuck who you are, how much or little I know you, or what your reaction may be. If I need to fart, I'm doing it. Holding it or suppressing it for even a short amount of time can cause me crippling pain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't give a fuck who you are, how much or little I know you, or what your reaction may be. If I need to fart, I'm doing it. Holding it or suppressing it for even a short amount of time can cause me crippling pain "
You don’t have to hold it, but do you need to do it in front of others?
Why not go to the toilet or just leave the room?
I don’t understand it.
I’ve never farted in front of another person in my whole life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fart in to his lunch box so it's a nice surprise for him at lunch time
I trumped into a pringles tin once and gave it to my brother for Christmas. "
Hahaha that’s amazing |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I don't give a fuck who you are, how much or little I know you, or what your reaction may be. If I need to fart, I'm doing it. Holding it or suppressing it for even a short amount of time can cause me crippling pain
You don’t have to hold it, but do you need to do it in front of others?
Why not go to the toilet or just leave the room?
I don’t understand it.
I’ve never farted in front of another person in my whole life! "
Honestly, I'd rather not be in agony. I'd barely reach the door before hunching over in pain. Rapid intestinal gas expansion is not even slightly fun to endure. So I'd certainly much rather upset or offend somebody by doing it than go through the pain |
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"So to all the people who would happily fart in front of others, would you do it on a first date? "
Yes.
If someone can't accept that I'm human and sometimes need to fart, they are definitely not for me. |
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"I hold them in around anyone. I don't like people farting when near me, so I'm not going to do it to anyone else. It's easy enough to go to the toilet and do it behind a closed door if you really need to. "
This!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women fart. You’ll also be surprised to know they have massive shits too. They also leave toenails lying around and clog plug holes.
Fellas don’t let them fool you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hold them in around anyone. I don't like people farting when near me, so I'm not going to do it to anyone else. It's easy enough to go to the toilet and do it behind a closed door if you really need to.
This!! "
Agree
I must have lived a really sheltered life because I wouldn’t dream of doing it in front of any one and I’d be literally mortified if I accidentally did (luckily, never have) |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"Women fart. You’ll also be surprised to know they have massive shits too. They also leave toenails lying around and clog plug holes.
Fellas don’t let them fool you."
Clogging plug holes is a nightmare thing, house of 3 girls and one bald man, the drains suffer so much and I can't blame anyone else lol
And yes, I fart around C, I am not giving myself an unnecessary bellyache for any bugger anymore.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women fart. You’ll also be surprised to know they have massive shits too. They also leave toenails lying around and clog plug holes.
Fellas don’t let them fool you.
Clogging plug holes is a nightmare thing, house of 3 girls and one bald man, the drains suffer so much and I can't blame anyone else lol
And yes, I fart around C, I am not giving myself an unnecessary bellyache for any bugger anymore.
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All humans are disgusting creatures. The sooner everyone accepts this the better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3 months of dating my ex gf and I wouldn’t even poo at her house I gave myself stomach ache.
One morning she wakes up and let’s rip we totally got the giggles but I still didn’t feel comfortable enough to do so myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a 3 year relationship in my late teens and never once farted in front of him - oh boy I was in soooo much agony - never again!
If I'm in a relationship, and the guy has no qualms about farting, then I'm not gonna hold back neither! In other types of company I don't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not with people I don't know well. But with friends yeah, pull my finger! I will drop them silently in the shops though if I need to, then walk away.
Let it go, let it goooooo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll hold it and it will only come out if there's no other option. I do hate farts, burps and all that kind of shit. I just think it's unnecessary and gross when you're able to control it but decide to let go just because you can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my goodness, i'm the windiest woman around they rarely ever smell though but audibly they can be pure comedy gold, especially if you act it out by whipping around real quickly or pretending the floor boards are knackered  or blame it on the kids or a nearby seagull. We fart around eachother all the time and they still make us giggle but I wouldn't dream of doing it infront of someone outside of our family. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh my goodness, i'm the windiest woman around they rarely ever smell though but audibly they can be pure comedy gold, especially if you act it out by whipping around real quickly or pretending the floor boards are knackered or blame it on the kids or a nearby seagull. We fart around eachother all the time and they still make us giggle but I wouldn't dream of doing it infront of someone outside of our family. "
Haha I love this. Mine are very loud and similar don't often smell.
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Hell no. Why should you have to hold it in and give yourself stomach ache. Mr has seen me in some states incl childbirth so what does it matter. I don't think a fart is going to make him turn away from me, well, not unless I've eaten mushrooms and then fart, then he might turn away and grab the air freshener. |
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