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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What would you cover them in?

Wittiest answer wins! Make it weird.

PW

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

A few layers of clothing. You really should be trying to save on your energy bills.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Must... Resist... Saying... Cum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you cover them in?

Wittiest answer wins! Make it weird.

PW "

Marmite you either love em or hate em or love em x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Plaster so I can keep a cast

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By *ts the taking part thatMan  over a year ago

southampton

.....stantly......

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Sex wee

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Whipping cream x

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

A towel, my blood pressures up and I can’t risk a stroke!

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By *rsmith21zMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"What would you cover them in?

Wittiest answer wins! Make it weird.

PW "

Sprinkles, strawberry sauce and bits of flake, and some Mr whippy of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

•~

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Solar panelling to charge sex toys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"•~ "

A mermaid???

PW

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A few layers of clothing. You really should be trying to save on your energy bills. "

That's very good advice!

PW

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Solar panelling to charge sex toys."

Now there's an idea!

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By *al kalMan  over a year ago

london

One breast with custard, the other with cream and sprinkle 100’s and thousands on the nipples.

Strawberry sauce optional.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"•~

A mermaid???

PW "

Uhh no that’s sperm!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bubble wrap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Baby pilchards

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By *r sensual massage handsMan  over a year ago

Williton

Ice-cream on the nipples to make them nice and tweaky.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scotch eggs and brown sauce

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes! More of this sort of thing please!

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

Glory?

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london


"What would you cover them in?

Wittiest answer wins! Make it weird.

PW "

Non reflective sun glasses so no one can see that you’re peaking out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Poetry using sharpies. Erotic poetry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"•~

A mermaid???

PW

Uhh no that’s sperm! "

Ahem.

IS

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"•~

A mermaid???

PW

Uhh no that’s sperm! "

I only get the one????

PW

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Baby pilchards"

You're winning weirdest so far.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Warm tar to stop them getting wet when you're out dogging

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What would you cover them in?

Wittiest answer wins! Make it weird.

PW "

Nothing weird - a blue lacy bra xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My body?

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By *orkshrCplCouple  over a year ago

Ripon

Nutella...having a chocolate day lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Warm tar to stop them getting wet when you're out dogging "

Made me laugh the most!

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By *heMightySpud69Man  over a year ago

Milton keynes

My hands? Failing that, labrador puppies

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nutella...having a chocolate day lol x"

Do I get to cover boobs in return too??

PW

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haven’t we all J x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wanna cover them in diamonds, and shine a light onto them.

A pair of disco balls.

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By *orkshrCplCouple  over a year ago

Ripon


"Nutella...having a chocolate day lol x

Do I get to cover boobs in return too??

PW "

OooOoo go on then what would you cover mine in? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Poetry using sharpies. Erotic poetry. "

In!!!

PW

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hundreds of fake nails to make them look like mermaid scales

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By *orkshrCplCouple  over a year ago

Ripon


"I wanna cover them in diamonds, and shine a light onto them.

A pair of disco balls. "

Genius x

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By *irtysnapperMan  over a year ago

Bromsgrove

The Daily Mail. I’m a journalist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nutella...having a chocolate day lol x

Do I get to cover boobs in return too??

PW

OooOoo go on then what would you cover mine in? X"

Maple syrup!

No actually coconut oil, it would go everywhere and I'd have to rub it all in.

PW

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan  over a year ago

SA3

Shame and guilt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"•~

A mermaid???

PW

Uhh no that’s sperm!

Ahem.

IS "

spermaid

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By *orkshrCplCouple  over a year ago

Ripon

Rub it in with your boobs!

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants

Googly eyes.

No explanation needed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Daily Mail. I’m a journalist. "

Now that is obscene

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rub it in with your boobs! "

Ooh I like your thinking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Googly eyes.

No explanation needed."

How many though??

Per boob?

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By *dquestCouple  over a year ago

Peterborough

Cover your boobs with more boobs! What fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"•~

A mermaid???

PW

Uhh no that’s sperm!

Ahem.

IS

spermaid "

Convenient!

IS

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"What would you cover them in?

The hands of sixteen people who have commented on this thread

Fifteen chosen at random by myself.

The sixteenth spot goes to the winner of the Battle Royale.

Limber up, perverts!

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"•~

A mermaid???

PW

Uhh no that’s sperm!

I only get the one????

PW "

•~ •~ •~ •~ •~ •~ •~

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants


"Googly eyes.

No explanation needed.

How many though??

Per boob? "

The left one - 87

Right one will have just one on it, like a hilarious bewb cyclops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Poetry using sharpies. Erotic poetry.

In!!!

PW "

m

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By *azorRay666Man  over a year ago

Esher

Bacon. Because no matter how good something is, bacon makes everything better!

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Compost and seeds. Could always do with a few more raised beds. It would be fun to see what poked through

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Compost and seeds. Could always do with a few more raised beds. It would be fun to see what poked through "

Succulents?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nipple tasles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One breast with clotted cream, the other with jam.

Which goes first?

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By *rooMan  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Lime pickle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Biscoff spread

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan  over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

My loss for words

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Skittles, rainbow titties

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan  over a year ago

SA3


"Skittles, rainbow titties "

Got to love tasting the rainbow

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Two "careless Wispa's"?

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By *onty777Man  over a year ago

Nuneaton


"What would you cover them in?

Wittiest answer wins! Make it weird.

PW "

OXO

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By *onty777Man  over a year ago

Nuneaton

Or gravy.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Mashed potato

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By *jekimMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Trying to land the plastic rings thet do at fairgrounds

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By *nselfishpleaserMan  over a year ago

kent


"Bacon. Because no matter how good something is, bacon makes everything better!"

Totally agree, well said that man

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton

Nice sensual kisses followed bye warm oil and a massage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Baby pilchards

You're winning weirdest so far. "

am i still winning

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By *he_TicklersCouple  over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Stick on googily eyes and paint them yellow , minion bling up ya tits

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By *onderstuff73mMan  over a year ago

Brum


"What would you cover them in?

Wittiest answer wins! Make it weird.

PW

Marmite you either love em or hate em or love em x"

You could do one in marmite and the other in peanut butter for inclusivity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Candle wax

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kylie minogue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

BOGIES!

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes

I could slap some meat on them.. would 2 pork bellies and a rump steak be enough to sizzle on them hot tits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Baby pilchards

You're winning weirdest so far. am i still winning "

You are indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"BOGIES!"

Now that's just gross.

I'm shocked at you.

You've gone down in my estimations erect one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ice gems

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

squirty cream. Everyone takes turns to lick it of bit by bit. The person who licks the last of it off is the looser. Or winner, that’s a point of view.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Baby pilchards

You're winning weirdest so far. am i still winning

You are indeed. "

get in didnt want to go superweird yet

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By *exiSalliTV/TS  over a year ago

Chester

Nutella ....takes ages to lick off....??????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Salad cream have it on everything so why not those gorgeous dumplings

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My boobs

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By *irtysnapperMan  over a year ago

Bromsgrove

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