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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
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I thought this was a verse of The Chicken Song   |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
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Are we having a bad day? Would some jafa cakes help? |
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
"
Are you having a bad week? Seem a bit more grouchy than usual  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
Are you having a bad week? Seem a bit more grouchy than usual "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
Are we having a bad day? Would some jafa cakes help? "
They would actually yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
"
Hilarious... The giant slug made me laugh so much. Thank you.
I have nothing else to contribute. But please just keep being you!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there  
...the words of a real woman. "
Pardon? So any woman who'd doesn't like those things is fake?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
"
Brilliant   |
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
"
Honesty is the best policy they say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
So this IS a sex site!!!
I knew it!!!"
You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point  |
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than "
No she might like a good pounding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
So this IS a sex site!!!
I knew it!!!
You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point "
She protects me!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
So this IS a sex site!!!
I knew it!!!
You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point
She protects me!!!"
It's true |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than
No she might like a good pounding "
No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
So this IS a sex site!!!
I knew it!!!
You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point
She protects me!!!
It's true"
Did you go to the gym to sort out the nasty man for Jonny? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
So this IS a sex site!!!
I knew it!!!
You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point
She protects me!!!
It's true
Did you go to the gym to sort out the nasty man for Jonny? "
That would involve me going to a gym.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
So this IS a sex site!!!
I knew it!!!
You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point
She protects me!!!
It's true
Did you go to the gym to sort out the nasty man for Jonny? "
Who, sir talk a lot?
He must have mistakingly turned his keyboard setting up to “maximum warrior”.
Required no sorting out, just a quick off and on to reset.
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than
No she might like a good pounding
No"
I think she meant a good pudding
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
So this IS a sex site!!!
I knew it!!!
You're meant to go all manly and protective at this point
She protects me!!!
It's true
Did you go to the gym to sort out the nasty man for Jonny?
That would involve me going to a gym...."
Just the reception? But seems he just needed a reset ^^ |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than
No she might like a good pounding "
Are you sure you are not secretly expressing your desires  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than
No she might like a good pounding
No
I think she meant a good pudding
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Oh well in that case, yes please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there
...the words of a real woman. "
She may shag you if you're lucky, you know, like real women do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there
...the words of a real woman.
She may shag you if you're lucky, you know, like real women do"
PMSL! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
"
Tbf I could of typed this |
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"I love sucking cock. Main reason I'm a swinger. I also love licking pussy and feeling cum in my pussy. So there
...the words of a real woman.
She may shag you if you're lucky, you know, like real women do"
In my dreams |
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"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than
No she might like a good pounding
Are you sure you are not secretly expressing your desires "
Damn you caught me out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
"
You tell em! |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"Seriously why are you here though if you don't like all those things?
Are those the only reasons a woman can be on fab? ...I do not envy the ladies of fab than
No she might like a good pounding
Are you sure you are not secretly expressing your desires
Damn you caught me out "
...red handed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
"
You forgot the tea..most important |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
"
I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really "
He could just bring me food.
That would also work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really
He could just bring me food.
That would also work. "
Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really
He could just bring me food.
That would also work.
Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever "
Well that's me fucked then.
Not literally. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really
He could just bring me food.
That would also work.
Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever
Well that's me fucked then.
Not literally."
Fiiiiiine.
I’ll step up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really
He could just bring me food.
That would also work.
Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever
Well that's me fucked then.
Not literally.
Fiiiiiine.
I’ll step up."
You're bringing me food? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really
He could just bring me food.
That would also work.
Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever
Well that's me fucked then.
Not literally.
Fiiiiiine.
I’ll step up.
You're bringing me food? "
Oh, I meant the fucking.
I’ll bring you some Cheetos. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
I think Ryan Reynolds needs to whisper sweet nothings in your ear, put his arm around you and make you feel good ,he's the only man for the job really
He could just bring me food.
That would also work.
Whatever you want , no problem at all ,but he's the only man for whatever
Well that's me fucked then.
Not literally.
Fiiiiiine.
I’ll step up.
You're bringing me food?
Oh, I meant the fucking.
I’ll bring you some Cheetos."
Most romantic thing you've ever said.  |
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
"
but what about one tit out Thursdays is that OK lol |
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
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Looks like someone's hacked your account.....
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get my tits out on a Tuesday
Or put my hands down my knickers...yes you!!!
I definitely won't bang on about how much I love to suck cock...you're all liars, nobody likes that crap!!!!
Nor do I want to feel you inside me after you've cum, giant slug anyone??
Favourite position? On the sofa....alone!!!
Cock pics? Seriously, the least attractive part of a man. And that's saying something.
Does this make me cynical? Negative?
Most likely....
Tbf I could of typed this "
Haha same actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you like the summer?
Go away...
Girl… how do you not like the summer???!
The sun and the heat.
That pretty much sums it up. "
I'm with You on this, though Mrs loves the sun and the heat. |
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