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My mate fancies you.... the Cherry needs distracting edition
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My mate Cherry apparently has adult stuff she should be doing (and sadly I don't think she means me) so we need to distract her with smut from our mates.
Also, the OP is once again needy and attention seeking. So... have at it  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in  |
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I'm in, and obviously fancy the tits off posh |
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I’m in  it’s been a while since I played |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"First in.
Speedy bum
Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.  "
Me? Sweet n innocent I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in (for a short time) for more fun and frolics. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm in, and obviously fancy the tits off posh"
Aww Spud... that explains why they fell off then |
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In and happy to play part time postie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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"I'm in, and obviously fancy the tits off posh
Aww Spud... that explains why they fell off then "
Haha, sorry 'bout that! |
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Shall dip my toe in again hopefully a bit more luck today  |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Shall dip my toe in again hopefully a bit more luck today "
Different day different luck
... In for the giggles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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go on then |
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"Shall dip my toe in again hopefully a bit more luck today
Different day different luck
... In for the giggles "
Yeah it all good fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you fancy yourself? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And I'm kicking off with one from one of my sexy mates to another gorgeous mate...
Would you please tell Cheeky.69 that I think that photo of her holding her boots is great but it would be better if she dropped those boots and just pedal u to my bed with me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sure I’m in for a while as I missed the ones yesterday |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"First in.
Speedy bum
Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.
*lamp post piss*  "
Shit. Have I got to find a lamp post? |
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Message for NSP
B( .) ( .)bie snuggles soon? |
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"First in.
Speedy bum
Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.
*lamp post piss*
Shit. Have I got to find a lamp post?"
Nah... you can share  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Popping in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
From my sexy mate to my sexy mate...
Message for Emily36C
I know you’re only in for giggles, but can I sweeten my offering with cake? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"First in.
Speedy bum
Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.
*lamp post piss*
Shit. Have I got to find a lamp post?
Nah... you can share "
Awww... you're too kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry I’m late but I come with a message from a very handsome friend of mine for Cheeky.69 he says:
Please let her know that she’s already on my hotlist and I would love to see her drop those boots! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Message for NSP
B( .) ( .)bie snuggles soon? "
I love a snuggle of the boobs! Where am I taking them? |
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I’ll be back to check all my messages later  |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
In to chuck some smut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In to chuck some smut"
I’m not cleaning that up  |
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"Message for NSP
B( .) ( .)bie snuggles soon?
I love a snuggle of the boobs! Where am I taking them?"
To my inbox |
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"First in.
Speedy bum
Or luck of the irish. But I like the thought that your checking out my arse.
*lamp post piss*
Shit. Have I got to find a lamp post?
Nah... you can share
Awww... you're too kind "
It's a burden.. but, well, I need the karma points |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"In to chuck some smut
I’m not cleaning that up "
I've learned to bring my own mop, don't worry |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
One for a gorgeous laydee from my sexy mate...
Can you ask Monkeynut if she’d like to slide in to my DM’s for a little flirting, she’s hot xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Message for NSP
B( .) ( .)bie snuggles soon?
I love a snuggle of the boobs! Where am I taking them?
To my inbox "
En route |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
One from a sexy mate to that gorgeous lady...
Monkeynut, I had not had the pleasure of seeing your profile until now, but can I say that as I looked through your profile pics two things got my attention instantly,.... your beautiful eyes. They are captivating to say the least.
The rest of the male population would have stopped at your first picture for the obvious reason. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And another sexy man wants me to pass this on...
Message for Monkeynut, if you’d be so kind?…
Please tell her that I stumbled across her profile earlier today and am already rather smitten! |
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Message for Monkeynut
She'd be welcome to monkey with my nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Finally! She’s here  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And a sexy lady mate says...
Can you tell Bootylover
Wow just wow, sat here drooling over you |
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"My mate Cherry apparently has adult stuff she should be doing (and sadly I don't think she means me) so we need to distract her with smut from our mates.
Also, the OP is once again needy and attention seeking. So... have at it
Woop!!! 
Thanks Posh you angel!
You're late!!  "
I was cleaning dildos and finding shoes..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just received a Raven from a gorgeous hunk of a man asking if I can tell Wildblonde something!
He says:
Tell her that she has a little something on her face there, but don’t worry, I’ll bend down and lick that off |
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I'll play for a while please Posh Pants |
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"One for a gorgeous laydee from my sexy mate...
Can you ask Monkeynut if she’d like to slide in to my DM’s for a little flirting, she’s hot xx"
I always like a little flirting |
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Incoming message for Sweet and Spice…
“Wow! Those legs are incredible”. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My mate Cherry apparently has adult stuff she should be doing (and sadly I don't think she means me) so we need to distract her with smut from our mates.
Also, the OP is once again needy and attention seeking. So... have at it
Woop!!!
Thanks Posh you angel!
You're late!!
I was cleaning dildos and finding shoes..... "
Oooh. You've just reminded me. I need to do that! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll play for a while please sweet n innocent Posh Pants "
Of course |
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A message from a very sexy lady friend of mine, looking for distraction to the equally sexy Posh,
Please tell that delectable Posh that she's getting a snog on Friday, tongues too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go On then why not, in |
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"One from a sexy mate to that gorgeous lady...
Monkeynut, I had not had the pleasure of seeing your profile until now, but can I say that as I looked through your profile pics two things got my attention instantly,.... your beautiful eyes. They are captivating to say the least.
The rest of the male population would have stopped at your first picture for the obvious reason. "
"And another sexy man wants me to pass this on...
Message for Monkeynut, if you’d be so kind?…
Please tell her that I stumbled across her profile earlier today and am already rather smitten!"
Reveal yourselves |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"From my sexy mate to my sexy mate...
Message for Emily36C
I know you’re only in for giggles, but can I sweeten my offering with cake? "
Always up for cake |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Oooooft... Cherry! I've got a sexy mate here who says...
Can you please tell Cherry I'd like to distract her with my wang |
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"I'll play for a while please sweet n innocent Posh Pants
Of course "
Ffs  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A message from a very sexy lady friend of mine, looking for distraction to the equally sexy Posh,
Please tell that delectable Posh that she's getting a snog on Friday, tongues too "
I was going to be behaving myself... but she's the exception to that rule!
(Saturday though... I'm not attending Friday) |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Go On then why not, in"
Hello stranger |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
Cherryonatop you lucky lady a very very handsome man says
Cherryonatop you don’t need the dildos there’s enough of me to keep you busy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m out now my loves |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Hey Blondie... you gorgeous woman! My sexy mate says...
Can you tell wildblonde69 I'd love her to be wild with me! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m out now my loves "
Aww Steve! Noooo! |
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"One from a sexy mate to that gorgeous lady...
Monkeynut, I had not had the pleasure of seeing your profile until now, but can I say that as I looked through your profile pics two things got my attention instantly,.... your beautiful eyes. They are captivating to say the least.
The rest of the male population would have stopped at your first picture for the obvious reason.
And another sexy man wants me to pass this on...
Message for Monkeynut, if you’d be so kind?…
Please tell her that I stumbled across her profile earlier today and am already rather smitten!
Reveal yourselves "
I must confess that I have a thing for sexy eyes. Of course I enjoy other sexy features of a ladies figure. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My sexy babe of a mate wants me to pass this on...
Can you please let Bootylover I'm adding to the amount of drool that he is accumulating ... I hope he can swim?! |
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A rather sexy guy wants to ask Monkeynuts ....
Further to being smitten, I would love to see more of you .
The eyes and other attributes in your public pics are so alluring....
What wonders await in your friends only photos ?!?!? |
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"Cherryonatop you lucky lady a very very handsome man says
Cherryonatop you don’t need the dildos there’s enough of me to keep you busy"
Oooh really Well I need to see to decide if that's true really... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go On then why not, in
Hello stranger "
Hi flower |
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"Oooooft... Cherry! I've got a sexy mate here who says...
Can you please tell Cherry I'd like to distract her with my wang
Slap it in my face That will get my attention "
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From a very sexy couple
to wildblonde69
We're more than happy to help hold your heels up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And a sexy lady mate says...
Can you tell Bootylover
Wow just wow, sat here drooling over you"
Drooling can be fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for cherry from a rather charming chap…
‘As you know I won’t be dancing at the weekend. Are there any other ways our bodies could get close up?’ |
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"Incoming message for Sweet and Spice…
“Wow! Those legs are incredible”."
You should see the rest of me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My sexy babe of a mate wants me to pass this on...
Can you please let Bootylover I'm adding to the amount of drool that he is accumulating ... I hope he can swim?! "
I can, doggy style |
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"Message for cherry from a rather charming chap…
‘As you know I won’t be dancing at the weekend. Are there any other ways our bodies could get close up?’"
Oh you will be dancing... horizontal rhumba maybe? |
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"Incoming message for Sweet and Spice…
“Wow! Those legs are incredible”.
You should see the rest of me "
Chance would be a fine thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in, whether that leads to a message only time will tell |
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Message for Yondu
A rather gorgeous lady would really like to compare lingerie some time
Fill yer boots mate!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'm out  |
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"i'm out "
Dammit! And I was just about to send a filthy message for you.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
A sexy siren in my box says...
Bearded guy....
It's a good thing I have a library card, cause I'm totally checking you out
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'm out
Dammit! And I was just about to send a filthy message for you.... "
yeah right |
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My upper class () delicious mate wants to say:
can you tell SurreyMassageGentleman that if he would be so kind as to show me what he can do with his hands, I'll demonstrate what I can do with my mouth
Can I watch please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A sexy siren in my box says...
Bearded guy....
It's a good thing I have a library card, cause I'm totally checking you out
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There might be a fine for a late return |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In whilst I should be doing house work….this could be more fun |
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This gorgeous man mountain would like to say:
Please tell Monkeynut us monkeys need to stick together, preferably while naked
Grrrrr! |
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"My upper class () delicious mate wants to say:
can you tell SurreyMassageGentleman that if he would be so kind as to show me what he can do with his hands, I'll demonstrate what I can do with my mouth
Can I watch please? "
That is a resounding YES on both counts! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Yondu
A rather gorgeous lady would really like to compare lingerie some time
Fill yer boots mate!!
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I need some boots |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And another very sexy mate is using his best chat up line on my gorgeous pal...
Cherry...
You me and a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles.
How about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My utterly gorgeous and fruity mate () says...
can you please tell Wonko that I would completely and utterly fuck the sanity out of him... "
i'm not in so the message doesnt count |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What have I missed |
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"And another very sexy mate is using his best chat up line on my gorgeous pal...
Cherry...
You me and a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles.
How about it "
Sounds like a dream date
Washed down with a bottle of raspberry gin and I'm in |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
I'm in for a while |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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"My utterly gorgeous and fruity mate () says...
can you please tell Wonko that I would completely and utterly fuck the sanity out of him...
i'm not actually sane so the message doesnt count"
FTFY Wonko |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
Happy hump day.. |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooo Posh! This sssexyyy guy just messaged saying:
Can you tell posh that she makes a superb Emu
What the hull is that about??
(Hull, did you see what I did there?!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue... "
Step this way, warmed up hands or not |
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My handsome Horny mate sent me this!
Could you please tell MellRose that she has very sexy eyes. FAF?
Ooooft! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
Offt... playing postie for a sexy friend:
Can you please tell Mancunianjay that I can think of something else to work on that wouldn't be a chore!
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"Incoming message for Sweet and Spice…
“Wow! Those legs are incredible”.
You should see the rest of me
Chance would be a fine thing "
Looks like I'll have to join the queue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Offt... playing postie for a sexy friend:
Can you please tell Mancunianjay that I can think of something else to work on that wouldn't be a chore!
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Oooft
Chores can be put on the back burner, what distractions can you possibly entice me with in my inbox |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pop that cherry |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Am i too late to play today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My handsome Horny mate sent me this!
Could you please tell MellRose that she has very sexy eyes. FAF?
Ooooft! "
You know where my inbox is |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not "
Can I take a spanking from all of you? |
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"Pop that cherry"
Could be messy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you? "
Since you asked so nicely |
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"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you? "
Everyone? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oooo Posh! This sssexyyy guy just messaged saying:
Can you tell posh that she makes a superb Emu
What the hull is that about??
(Hull, did you see what I did there?!!) "
That was genius... tell Rod he's outrageous and I hope he doesn't warm his hands first |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you?
Everyone? "
Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go |
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"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you? "
Me? I can't spank! I'd just giggle whilst flapping a flogger around then probably just fuck you with the handle... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you?
Me? I can't spank! I'd just giggle whilst flapping a flogger around then probably just fuck you with the handle... "
Deal |
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"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you?
Everyone?
Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go "
Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try again today after yesterdays failure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pop that cherry
Could be messy... "
cum n feathers everywhere |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
I'm always a failure so maybe today is the day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you?
Everyone?
Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go
Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting' "
One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you?
Everyone?
Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go
Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'
One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius "
Cough cough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello pervs, let's see the smut then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 06/04/22 12:16:19] |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you?
Everyone?
Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go
Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'
One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius
Cough cough "
Three fine bums... I'm sure we can work it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in n out, in n out, in n out…… |
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"And another very sexy mate is using his best chat up line on my gorgeous pal...
Cherry...
You me and a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles.
How about it
Sounds like a dream date
Washed down with a bottle of raspberry gin and I'm in "
Ok but you can have all the gin and we will just share the Pringles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 06/04/22 12:18:57] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My utterly gorgeous and fruity mate () says...
can you please tell Wonko that I would completely and utterly fuck the sanity out of him...
i'm not actually sane so the message doesnt count
FTFY Wonko "
ftfy? |
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"And another very sexy mate is using his best chat up line on my gorgeous pal...
Cherry...
You me and a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles.
How about it
Sounds like a dream date
Washed down with a bottle of raspberry gin and I'm in
Ok but you can have all the gin and we will just share the Pringles "
Yeesss!! |
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"My utterly gorgeous and fruity mate () says...
can you please tell Wonko that I would completely and utterly fuck the sanity out of him...
i'm not actually sane so the message doesnt count
FTFY Wonko
ftfy?"
Fixed That For You |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you?
Everyone?
Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go
Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'
One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius
Cough cough "
I need a third hand
Can I use other parts of my body to compensate the lack of the third hand when I have 3 very fine Bums now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message from a fine beautiful lady :
Please tell Mr Fahrenheit I'm ready and waiting for him to show me his smut
You best go get her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My utterly gorgeous and fruity mate () says...
can you please tell Wonko that I would completely and utterly fuck the sanity out of him...
i'm not actually sane so the message doesnt count
FTFY Wonko
pfft. my sanity never changes
ftfy?
Fixed That For You "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you?
Everyone?
Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go
Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'
One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius
Cough cough
I need a third hand
Can I use other parts of my body to compensate the lack of the third hand when I have 3 very fine Bums now "
You can indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m happy, I got one thank you random internet person
I’m away now |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
I'll give this another go, why not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Messages seemed to have stopped and it’s getting far too clicky for me so I’m out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you?
Everyone?
Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go
Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'
One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius
Cough cough
I need a third hand
Can I use other parts of my body to compensate the lack of the third hand when I have 3 very fine Bums now
You can indeed "
Consider it two big hands and a then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message from a fine beautiful lady :
Please tell Mr Fahrenheit I'm ready and waiting for him to show me his smut
You best go get her "
I'm in need of clarification as to whom this might be. Send me your boobs and I'll try and guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck this secret shit, Emily36C your hot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have I missed
Some smut... some sweetness and not nearly enough worship of me. I mean... do these people not understand I must have *all* the adoration ffs?!
(I'm cracking myself up typing that )
Oh my days that cracked me up too but you deserve it all
I know, right? These people just don't get the memo
I think they all need a good talking to and a spanking
I’m happy to offer my hands for anyone that needs a good spanking
I need a good talking to and most definitely a spanking.
Joining the queue...
Step this way, warmed up hands or not
Can I take a spanking from all of you?
Everyone?
Face down, arse up... Cherry can be my spotter when she's had a go
Hah! See reply for detail of my 'spotting'
One does have two hands, and there would be two fine bums…I’m a mathematical genius
Cough cough
I need a third hand
Can I use other parts of my body to compensate the lack of the third hand when I have 3 very fine Bums now
You can indeed
Consider it two big hands and a then "
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"Fuck this secret shit, Emily36C your hot. "
Oops I was too late sorry |
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Oooo Mellrose another for you from a very sexy guy!
Melrose, you must renew because I've only just added you to my hotlist and would love to get you on my christalive I can't believe I'm so lucky list. And sink my teeth into that perfect arse of yours
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo Mellrose another for you from a very sexy guy!
Melrose, you must renew because I've only just added you to my hotlist and would love to get you on my christalive I can't believe I'm so lucky list. And sink my teeth into that perfect arse of yours
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Still deciding I’m afraid |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
[Removed by poster at 06/04/22 12:35:14] |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Anyone want another round? |
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"Anyone want another round?"
Guiness please |
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"Anyone want another round?"
Only if you’re in |
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