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"We can piss on a fire to put it outAnd what makes you think that women cannot?;-)"
Because if you squat down your going to burn your fanny?
I suppose you could stand up and like jet it across or something, I dunno. Never understood female parts and what they can really do. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"We can piss on a fire to put it outAnd what makes you think that women cannot?;-)
Because if you squat down your going to burn your fanny?
I suppose you could stand up and like jet it across or something, I dunno. Never understood female parts and what they can really do."
Maybe we should have a competition for speed, style and distance |
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"We can piss on a fire to put it outAnd what makes you think that women cannot?;-)
Because if you squat down your going to burn your fanny?
I suppose you could stand up and like jet it across or something, I dunno. Never understood female parts and what they can really do.Maybe we should have a competition for speed, style and distance"
No, we all outlawed spitting earlier this week and for me its just too close to that.
We did agree dribbling was ok to some extent. |
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"We can piss on a fire to put it outAnd what makes you think that women cannot?;-)
Because if you squat down your going to burn your fanny?
I suppose you could stand up and like jet it across or something, I dunno. Never understood female parts and what they can really do.Maybe we should have a competition for speed, style and distance"
shouldnt this be on the decorating thread  |
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So like how do you do it?
You stand up, grab ya bits, aim and fire? I suppose taking gravity into effect you aim upwards and arc your wee out to its target?
I bet you look like a statue type fountain in a posh country house, except your not grey with moss or mould on. |
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By *phroditeWoman
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I bet you look like a statue type fountain in a posh country house, except your not grey with moss or mould on."
Haha, that made me chuckle...Now I know I raised the fact we could have a competition so I could not possibly tell you our trade secrets... it would put us at a disavantage in the competitiom. |
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I bet you look like a statue type fountain in a posh country house, except your not grey with moss or mould on.Haha, that made me chuckle...Now I know I raised the fact we could have a competition so I could not possibly tell you our trade secrets... it would put us at a disavantage in the competitiom. "
Is it mixed, or females only?
Im shit hot with an airgun so Id happily judge/stweard or even just hand out rosettes at the end, I dont mind photo's, but hand shakes are out of the question, Im sure you'd understand. |
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god made women to do multi-tasking and be to have mulitiple orgasms as he new women could never manage to do simple tasks as well as a man can 1st time round
tin hat on  |
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"god made women to do multi-tasking and be to have mulitiple orgasms as he new women could never manage to do simple tasks as well as a man can 1st time round
tin hat on "
and flak jacket?  |
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"god made women to do multi-tasking and be to have mulitiple orgasms as he new women could never manage to do simple tasks as well as a man can 1st time round
tin hat on "
Please can you come around and build my cabinet which has been in bits on the floor for months. While doing so do you mind if I go for a multiple orgasm??  |
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Please can you come around and build my cabinet which has been in bits on the floor for months. While doing so do you mind if I go for a multiple orgasm??
Why build when you can buy ready made one,s typical case of women making hard work of a simple task |
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Please can you come around and build my cabinet which has been in bits on the floor for months. While doing so do you mind if I go for a multiple orgasm??
Why build when you can buy ready made one,s typical case of women making hard work of a simple task"
 I think it was on special offer off the Internet. No written instructions and I don't own a hammer |
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"We can piss on a fire to put it out
only a very small one..
I a can buy a she wee (I think that's what it's called) if that helps?"
As a prize for the winner.
I think it should be judged on accuracy and distance.
I have no problems if women want to just stand and shoot, or run and shoot without falling over the start line, bit like the javelin really. |
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Ha sooooooooo right
That and being able to multi task 