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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Does any one know any nice Chinese ladies in this site please ? because I do love to have a go with one .

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By *eeriseWoman over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

"Does any one know any nice Chinese ladies in this site please ? because I do love to have a go with one ."

What do you mean you would like to have a go!!!! They are not blow up dolls.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does any one know any nice Chinese ladies in this site please ? because I do love to have a go with one ."

classy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Simplemale with a simple approach, good luck fella

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS over a year ago

Cheadle

I know where you can order a good chinese, will that help???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh this has made me chuckle !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a mate who had a go on my new bike when I was a kid. He fell off and bent the mudguards. I would never let anyone have a go on my stuff again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know where you can order a good chinese, will that help???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Such a charming fella, good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I didn't think I'd be dead within the week, I would be so tempted to PM the OP with the details of our favourite camper and food officianado

I have the devil in me today.

Probably better (and safer) for me to step away from the puter and get some work done

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"If I didn't think I'd be dead within the week, I would be so tempted to PM the OP with the details of our favourite camper and food officianado

I have the devil in me today.

Probably better (and safer) for me to step away from the puter and get some work done

DISCLAIMER! I haven't touched him!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I didn't think I'd be dead within the week, I would be so tempted to PM the OP with the details of our favourite camper and food officianado

I have the devil in me today.

Probably better (and safer) for me to step away from the puter and get some work done

Oh Bussy my tea actually came out of my nose then!!! Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I didn't think I'd be dead within the week, I would be so tempted to PM the OP with the details of our favourite camper and food officianado

I have the devil in me today.

Probably better (and safer) for me to step away from the puter and get some work done

DISCLAIMER! I haven't touched him!

PMSL

Very quick. I approve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I didn't think I'd be dead within the week, I would be so tempted to PM the OP with the details of our favourite camper and food officianado

I have the devil in me today.

Probably better (and safer) for me to step away from the puter and get some work done

DISCLAIMER! I haven't touched him!

PMSL

Very quick. I approve

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"I have the devil in me today.

Probably better (and safer) for me to step away from the puter and get some work done

DISCLAIMER! I haven't touched him!

PMSL

Very quick. I approve

You don't have a choice! I've got all kinds of meets lined up and I know you've been doing special haw strengthening exercises my little fluff buddy!

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Damn autocorrect!

Should have read jaw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does any one know any nice Chinese ladies in this site please ? because I do love to have a go with one ."

Simple by name simple by nature...??? you smooth talker, you will have all the ladies rushing to your door now!

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

I have a Chinese dress if that helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Simplemale with a simple approach, good luck fella

Thanks

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What a PEARL of a post!

Where is she?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"What a PEARL of a post!

Where is she?"

dressed in black, scaling the walls of a building and about to ............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a Chinese dress if that helps"

you saying he can give you a go, or your dress a go?

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By *stwoCouple over a year ago

anywhere

Think his name explains everything.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I have a Chinese dress if that helps

you saying he can give you a go, or your dress a go?

He can borrow it lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What a PEARL of a post!

Where is she?

dressed in black, scaling the walls of a building and about to ............

The name's Pearl, Bond Pearl ... Ninja Pearl ?

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

A fancy a nice Lithuanian bird tonight. Any on site PM me immediately.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a Chinese dress if that helps"
and whats he wishing to have a go at ?

trimming bush .... lol could be into topiary.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No Jo..... he didn't want a go AT one. He wants a go WITH one.

Do you think he's royalty? ... all this one stuff.

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By *orkieMan over a year ago

Who knows

"I have a Chinese dress if that helps"

;-)

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I have a Chinese dress if that helps

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No Jo..... he didn't want a go AT one. He wants a go WITH one.

Do you think he's royalty? ... all this one stuff."
Gran you maybe on to something .I think you missed your calling in life detective gran , lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does any one know any nice Chinese ladies in this site please ? because I do love to have a go with one ."

Sigh.... and they wonder why they dont get a meet using such persuasive chat up lines!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a Chinese dress if that helps

;-)

Hmmmmm

Are you two planning an impromptu 'Three Little Maids' performance at your next social ?

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Does any one know any nice Chinese ladies in this site please ? because I do love to have a go with one ."

Confuscious say "With approach like that, you not get far!"

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By *r and mrs naughty 69Couple over a year ago

nottingham

at least we all no who to avoid lol..

and as for the Chinese... that was the wong way to go about it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Does any one know any nice Chinese ladies in this site please ? because I do love to have a go with one ."

best clear your inbox fella..

bound to be inundated..

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By *aturasqCouple over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Does any one know any nice Chinese ladies in this site please ? because I do love to have a go with one ."

If I were you I would employ a PA and quick - with your charm your email inbox is going to be inundated

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I have a Chinese dress if that helps

;-)

Hmmmmm

Are you two planning an impromptu 'Three Little Maids' performance at your next social ?

Yep and you're the third Maid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a Chinese dress if that helps

;-)

Hmmmmm

Are you two planning an impromptu 'Three Little Maids' performance at your next social ?

Yep and you're the third Maid

No chance

I settle for being nothing less than a Dame

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

"No Jo..... he didn't want a go AT one. He wants a go WITH one.

Do you think he's royalty? ... all this one stuff."

One would like to give one, one. Wouldn't one

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I don't know of any nice ones but there is one that is a bit of a twat.

She laughed at my dinosaur cock pic and said she liked me, as she liked old men. Fucker.

I wont name and shame though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a mate who had a go on my new bike when I was a kid. He fell off and bent the mudguards. I would never let anyone have a go on my stuff again

ooooooo that would be the dinner menu then

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I know where you can order a good chinese, will that help???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot of people talk in those terms ie; Ive done him, would like to do her etc etc. Its very crass

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"A lot of people talk in those terms ie; Ive done him, would like to do her etc etc. Its very crass

"
TBH I am not very fond of that expression either.

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

A Chinese girl approached me in an alley.

She said "sucky fucky five dorra"

I said "you're way too young"

she said "how you know my name?!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not interested.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Not interested.

Where you been hes been waiting for you to pop along, well i have lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Busy at work.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"A lot of people talk in those terms ie; Ive done him, would like to do her etc etc. Its very crass

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I have a Chinese dress if that helps

;-)

Hmmmmm

Are you two planning an impromptu 'Three Little Maids' performance at your next social ?

Yep and you're the third Maid

No chance

I settle for being nothing less than a Dame

Widow Twanky?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does any one know any nice Chinese ladies in this site please ? because I do love to have a go with one ."

You do realise these are people you're talking about, right? They're not fairground rides.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Does any one know any nice Chinese ladies in this site please ? because I do love to have a go with one .

You do realise these are people you're talking about, right? They're not fairground rides.

ha ha ha ive now got "its a small world" running in my head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am tempted, for the sake of research, to post a thread saying I want to "have a go" with a 9" cock, or a Swedish man, or something, to compare the results with the results of this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When ever this type of post is made that Sade tune "Smooth Operator" springs to mind

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I am tempted, for the sake of research, to post a thread saying I want to "have a go" with a 9" cock, or a Swedish man, or something, to compare the results with the results of this thread."

Let me know how it goes. If you're successful I'll try for a 6'2 caribbean guy with a swimmers physique and dreadlocks. I wonder how specific we can get?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am tempted, for the sake of research, to post a thread saying I want to "have a go" with a 9" cock, or a Swedish man, or something, to compare the results with the results of this thread."

ooh i've had a go with a swedish man

lovely !

not had a go with a chinese lady yet tho if ur listening pearl

been working on my apollo's belt and can put a tent on my own now and everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am tempted, for the sake of research, to post a thread saying I want to "have a go" with a 9" cock, or a Swedish man, or something, to compare the results with the results of this thread.

ooh i've had a go with a swedish man

lovely !

not had a go with a chinese lady yet tho if ur listening pearl

been working on my apollo's belt and can put a tent on my own now and everything

Put a tent on your own what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am tempted, for the sake of research, to post a thread saying I want to "have a go" with a 9" cock, or a Swedish man, or something, to compare the results with the results of this thread.

ooh i've had a go with a swedish man

lovely !

not had a go with a chinese lady yet tho if ur listening pearl

been working on my apollo's belt and can put a tent on my own now and everything

Put a tent on your own what?

oops

i guess there should have been an 'up' in that last sentence

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I am tempted, for the sake of research, to post a thread saying I want to "have a go" with a 9" cock, or a Swedish man, or something, to compare the results with the results of this thread.

ooh i've had a go with a swedish man

lovely !

not had a go with a chinese lady yet tho if ur listening pearl

been working on my apollo's belt and can put a tent on my own now and everything

Put a tent on your own what?

oops

i guess there should have been an 'up' in that last sentence

Thats why you were checking the tents out last Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am tempted, for the sake of research, to post a thread saying I want to "have a go" with a 9" cock, or a Swedish man, or something, to compare the results with the results of this thread.

ooh i've had a go with a swedish man

lovely !

not had a go with a chinese lady yet tho if ur listening pearl

been working on my apollo's belt and can put a tent on my own now and everything

Put a tent on your own what?

oops

i guess there should have been an 'up' in that last sentence

Thats why you were checking the tents out last Saturday

Did you notice my Apollo's belt too ?

I think it's coming along rather nicely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am tempted, for the sake of research, to post a thread saying I want to "have a go" with a 9" cock, or a Swedish man, or something, to compare the results with the results of this thread.

ooh i've had a go with a swedish man

lovely !

not had a go with a chinese lady yet tho if ur listening pearl

been working on my apollo's belt and can put a tent on my own now and everything

Put a tent on your own what?

oops

i guess there should have been an 'up' in that last sentence

Put a tent UP your own what?!

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By *ctavius StuntMan over a year ago

london

Does she have to be chinese ? would you settle for a a malaysian, thai, japanese, tibetan,mongolian, philipino......... its true mate their pussys are side ways. what a dik

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does any one know any nice Chinese ladies in this site please ? because I do love to have a go with one .

What do you mean you would like to have a go!!!! They are not blow up dolls."
god'er I no he thinks they are like er emmmm.... Er SO it there any Chinese lady's I love them really do !

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