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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Researchers say that these early people's are extinct rather than being our ancestors. They did not evolve into modern day humans but were wiped out. It can't be proven but I reckon they were hunted to extinction by dinosaurs..

Every piece of knowledge is another piece in the jigsaw..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do the researchers say what we did evolve from?

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Dinosaurs were long gone by the time of early man.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They were a separate species which for a while co existed with home sapiens. They did not evolve into us, but evolved separately from a common ancestor. There is a suggestion there was some interbreeding, and it is even suggested that modern human dna does show some traces of Neanderthal dna.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They were a separate species which for a while co existed with home sapiens. They did not evolve into us, but evolved separately from a common ancestor. There is a suggestion there was some interbreeding, and it is even suggested that modern human dna does show some traces of Neanderthal dna."

This was squillions of years after the dinosaurs bit the dust

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Please tell me the dinosaurs had guns. I just want to picture that. A t-rex with a sub machine gun.

They could make a new film - Neanderthals on a plane

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell me the dinosaurs had guns. I just want to picture that. A t-rex with a sub machine gun.

They could make a new film - Neanderthals on a plane "

They had guns.

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Is this thread genius, I can never tell

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Please tell me the dinosaurs had guns. I just want to picture that. A t-rex with a sub machine gun.

They could make a new film - Neanderthals on a plane

They had guns."

Yes! I knew it. Must be true - I read it on the internet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"They were a separate species which for a while co existed with home sapiens. They did not evolve into us, but evolved separately from a common ancestor. There is a suggestion there was some interbreeding, and it is even suggested that modern human dna does show some traces of Neanderthal dna."

Of course they interbred. We do also.. think of small villages in medieval times. Everyone was related.

These early neandrotholls would have coexisted with the dinosaurs but little evidence remains as most of them would have been eaten by the dinosaurs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

More like NeaderTROLLS amirite?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"More like NeaderTROLLS amirite?"

Not you again..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They were a separate species which for a while co existed with home sapiens. They did not evolve into us, but evolved separately from a common ancestor. There is a suggestion there was some interbreeding, and it is even suggested that modern human dna does show some traces of Neanderthal dna.

Of course they interbred. We do also.. think of small villages in medieval times. Everyone was related.

These early neandrotholls would have coexisted with the dinosaurs but little evidence remains as most of them would have been eaten by the dinosaurs. "

A very fair point

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"More like NeaderTROLLS amirite?

Not you again.. "

It’s me again. Yes it’s me again. Show me a new Ed.

- that’s skepta by the way.

Bye

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"They were a separate species which for a while co existed with home sapiens. They did not evolve into us, but evolved separately from a common ancestor. There is a suggestion there was some interbreeding, and it is even suggested that modern human dna does show some traces of Neanderthal dna.

Of course they interbred. We do also.. think of small villages in medieval times. Everyone was related.

These early neandrotholls would have coexisted with the dinosaurs but little evidence remains as most of them would have been eaten by the dinosaurs. "

You're pulling our legs here Tom aren't you

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

No dinosaurs were involved with the early breeding of humans.

Except that of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"No dinosaurs were involved with the early breeding of humans.

Except that of Jacob Rees-Mogg."

I listened to the Mogg on the radio this morning and he spoke very eloquently. He is the minister of Brexit opportunities and let history judge him. The opportunities will be endless..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They were a separate species which for a while co existed with home sapiens. They did not evolve into us, but evolved separately from a common ancestor. There is a suggestion there was some interbreeding, and it is even suggested that modern human dna does show some traces of Neanderthal dna.

Of course they interbred. We do also.. think of small villages in medieval times. Everyone was related.

These early neandrotholls would have coexisted with the dinosaurs but little evidence remains as most of them would have been eaten by the dinosaurs.

A very fair point"

Need to check out the Dino poo for bones, and not the bones from startrek before someone asks.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My understanding is that modern Europeans are in part descended from Neanderthals. Not in large part, but in part.

I wonder what characteristics we have from such illustrious ancestors?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My understanding is that modern Europeans are in part descended from Neanderthals. Not in large part, but in part.

I wonder what characteristics we have from such illustrious ancestors? "

Well in your case I suggest the heavy brows and large nostrils!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright"

Every day is a school day

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"My understanding is that modern Europeans are in part descended from Neanderthals. Not in large part, but in part.

I wonder what characteristics we have from such illustrious ancestors?

Well in your case I suggest the heavy brows and large nostrils!

"

In your case, Jennie, it'll be the tendency to be as subtle as a brick

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By *venturerMan  over a year ago

Bodmin

Sub saharan Africans are the only modern humans who do not have neanderthal dna, all the rest of us have at least 2%.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright"

I made the same mistake, but Tom is referring to Neanderotholls, and not the better known Neanderthals.

It would seem that Neanderotholls were indeed wiped out by dinosaurs. With guns.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My understanding is that modern Europeans are in part descended from Neanderthals. Not in large part, but in part.

I wonder what characteristics we have from such illustrious ancestors?

Well in your case I suggest the heavy brows and large nostrils!

"

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

I made the same mistake, but Tom is referring to Neanderotholls, and not the better known Neanderthals.

It would seem that Neanderotholls were indeed wiped out by dinosaurs. With guns."

And friggin' lasers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Researchers say that these early people's are extinct rather than being our ancestors. They did not evolve into modern day humans but were wiped out. It can't be proven but I reckon they were hunted to extinction by dinosaurs..

Every piece of knowledge is another piece in the jigsaw.. "

You seem to be trying to hammer in a piece that not only doesn't fit, but is from a different jigsaw all together.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

I made the same mistake, but Tom is referring to Neanderotholls, and not the better known Neanderthals.

It would seem that Neanderotholls were indeed wiped out by dinosaurs. With guns.

And friggin' lasers?"

Clearly that was the aliens...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

I made the same mistake, but Tom is referring to Neanderotholls, and not the better known Neanderthals.

It would seem that Neanderotholls were indeed wiped out by dinosaurs. With guns.

And friggin' lasers?"

Where's your evidence?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

I made the same mistake, but Tom is referring to Neanderotholls, and not the better known Neanderthals.

It would seem that Neanderotholls were indeed wiped out by dinosaurs. With guns.

And friggin' lasers?

Clearly that was the aliens..."

And then they built the pyramids.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Go watch The Croods and The Croods 2. That will explain everything you need to know about it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

I made the same mistake, but Tom is referring to Neanderotholls, and not the better known Neanderthals.

It would seem that Neanderotholls were indeed wiped out by dinosaurs. With guns.

And friggin' lasers?

Where's your evidence?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

I made the same mistake, but Tom is referring to Neanderotholls, and not the better known Neanderthals.

It would seem that Neanderotholls were indeed wiped out by dinosaurs. With guns.

And friggin' lasers?

Clearly that was the aliens..."

Don't you start!

They were too busy building the pyramids

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

I made the same mistake, but Tom is referring to Neanderotholls, and not the better known Neanderthals.

It would seem that Neanderotholls were indeed wiped out by dinosaurs. With guns.

And friggin' lasers?

Where's your evidence?"

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"No dinosaurs were involved with the early breeding of humans.

Except that of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

I listened to the Mogg on the radio this morning and he spoke very eloquently. He is the minister of Brexit opportunities and let history judge him. The opportunities will be endless.. "

I believe the dinosaurs bit more than the opportunity but….

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright"

How do you know so much about everything?

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Please tell me the dinosaurs had guns. I just want to picture that. A t-rex with a sub machine gun.

They could make a new film - Neanderthals on a plane "

How is T-R gonna hold a machine gun with them iddy biddy arms of his we need a dinosaur emoji

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By *lover888Man  over a year ago

Gosport

It can't be proven but I reckon they were hunted to extinction by dinosaurs..

This is a joke, right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

How do you know so much about everything? "

Cos she's well clever innit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Science says: Homo Sapiens fucked Neanderotholls into extinction. Pacifically male Homo.s. because there's no Neanderotholl Why chromosomes in modern humanoids. Male Neanders were proper Homo, but neandertalis.

It's hard to write like the illiterati.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell me the dinosaurs had guns. I just want to picture that. A t-rex with a sub machine gun.

They could make a new film - Neanderthals on a plane

How is T-R gonna hold a machine gun with them iddy biddy arms of his we need a dinosaur emoji "

Specially designed triggers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell me the dinosaurs had guns. I just want to picture that. A t-rex with a sub machine gun.

They could make a new film - Neanderthals on a plane

How is T-R gonna hold a machine gun with them iddy biddy arms of his we need a dinosaur emoji

Specially designed triggers "

can't breathe!

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Science says: Homo Sapiens fucked Neanderotholls into extinction. Pacifically male Homo.s. because there's no Neanderotholl Why chromosomes in modern humanoids. Male Neanders were proper Homo, but neandertalis.

It's hard to write like the illiterati.

"

I like you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell me the dinosaurs had guns. I just want to picture that. A t-rex with a sub machine gun.

They could make a new film - Neanderthals on a plane

How is T-R gonna hold a machine gun with them iddy biddy arms of his we need a dinosaur emoji

They'd have to hold it between the two 'fingers'. Pressure trigger on the side like an old school water pistol

Specially designed triggers "

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Please tell me the dinosaurs had guns. I just want to picture that. A t-rex with a sub machine gun.

They could make a new film - Neanderthals on a plane

How is T-R gonna hold a machine gun with them iddy biddy arms of his we need a dinosaur emoji

I hope he wore a head band too a la Rambo

Specially designed triggers "

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Please tell me the dinosaurs had guns. I just want to picture that. A t-rex with a sub machine gun.

They could make a new film - Neanderthals on a plane

How is T-R gonna hold a machine gun with them iddy biddy arms of his we need a dinosaur emoji

They'd have to hold it between the two 'fingers'. Pressure trigger on the side like an old school water pistol

Specially designed triggers "

I really think we are ironing out the evolution on man/dinosaur wars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell me the dinosaurs had guns. I just want to picture that. A t-rex with a sub machine gun.

They could make a new film - Neanderthals on a plane

How is T-R gonna hold a machine gun with them iddy biddy arms of his we need a dinosaur emoji

I hope he wore a head band too a la Rambo

Specially designed triggers "

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F87257311499930149%2F&psig=AOvVaw3hb8bcyJCFabgNxxjQY4Lq&ust=1649188875353000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAoQjRxqFwoTCLD2yMaZ-_YCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

There's one or two Neandertrolls posting on Fab recently . . . .

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright"

Of course they interbred.

You only need to pop into Bridgwater to see living proof.

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's one or two Neandertrolls posting on Fab recently . . . . "

Once we have their culture kinda figured out we'll not be comparing neanderthals with trolls in such a way. They had art, cared for the injured and infirmed and knew about the benefits of spicy food according to their coprolites. No shit.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

Of course they interbred.

You only need to pop into Bridgwater to see living proof.

A"

I mean just look at Liam Gallagher

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thats what professor X said way back in xmen 1 where you been tom

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"No dinosaurs were involved with the early breeding of humans.

Except that of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

I listened to the Mogg on the radio this morning and he spoke very eloquently. He is the minister of Brexit opportunities and let history judge him. The opportunities will be endless.. "

Yes. To join queues for petrol, bread and gas.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

That is happening all over Europe ....

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"That is happening all over Europe ...."

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks "

Could be worse. Could be Codsall x

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks "

Every time I see “frickin laser beams” I want to shout “ bring in the lasers!!!!!”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks "

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers"

Do they not fossilize well?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

How do you know so much about everything? "

My brain is a repository of useless information

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

How do you know so much about everything?

My brain is a repository of useless information "

I will second that

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks "

Thank God for Brexit suddenly making us no longer part of Europe. We have enough problems without dinosaurs wielding lasers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?"

The aliens reclaimed them to cut the stones for the pyramids

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

How do you know so much about everything?

My brain is a repository of useless information

I will second that "

I think I can hear something on the airwaves, perhaps it's The Borrowers?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Think their still about of a Saturday night down this way hanging about outside spoons x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

How do you know so much about everything?

My brain is a repository of useless information

I will second that

I think I can hear something on the airwaves, perhaps it's The Borrowers? "

Its probably them bloody dinosaur gunmen!

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

No, they did survive but didn't evolve- you can usually find them watching football, TOWIE or attending the Tory party conference

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?

The aliens reclaimed them to cut the stones for the pyramids"

To make a gaming chamber?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No, they did survive but didn't evolve- you can usually find them watching football, TOWIE or attending the Tory party conference "

And the occasional dick waving contests in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?

The aliens reclaimed them to cut the stones for the pyramids

To make a gaming chamber? "

Obvs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"No, they did survive but didn't evolve- you can usually find them watching football, TOWIE or attending the Tory party conference

And the occasional dick waving contests in the forums"

Oooo oooo, I can I join in the dick waving? *Brandishes friend called Richard*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No, they did survive but didn't evolve- you can usually find them watching football, TOWIE or attending the Tory party conference

And the occasional dick waving contests in the forums

Oooo oooo, I can I join in the dick waving? *Brandishes friend called Richard* "

Did I ever tell you my real name is Richard?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?

The aliens reclaimed them to cut the stones for the pyramids

To make a gaming chamber?

Obvs"

Not a tomb because that would be daft...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No, they did survive but didn't evolve- you can usually find them watching football, TOWIE or attending the Tory party conference

And the occasional dick waving contests in the forums"

it when they wave their dicks

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"No, they did survive but didn't evolve- you can usually find them watching football, TOWIE or attending the Tory party conference

And the occasional dick waving contests in the forums

Oooo oooo, I can I join in the dick waving? *Brandishes friend called Richard*

Did I ever tell you my real name is Richard? "

Richard Cranium?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?

The aliens reclaimed them to cut the stones for the pyramids

To make a gaming chamber?

Obvs

Not a tomb because that would be daft..."

What, and bankrupt the whole country?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No, they did survive but didn't evolve- you can usually find them watching football, TOWIE or attending the Tory party conference

And the occasional dick waving contests in the forums

Oooo oooo, I can I join in the dick waving? *Brandishes friend called Richard*

Did I ever tell you my real name is Richard?

Richard Cranium? "

Cranium? That's just posh head isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

I made the same mistake, but Tom is referring to Neanderotholls, and not the better known Neanderthals.

It would seem that Neanderotholls were indeed wiped out by dinosaurs. With guns."

Didn't they die out when the Venisons migrated away?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"No, they did survive but didn't evolve- you can usually find them watching football, TOWIE or attending the Tory party conference

And the occasional dick waving contests in the forums

Oooo oooo, I can I join in the dick waving? *Brandishes friend called Richard*

Did I ever tell you my real name is Richard?

Richard Cranium?

Cranium? That's just posh head isn't it?"

Posh head - my friend BJ does that, I think?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Homo neanderthalis has never been assumed to have evolved into Homo sapiens. The two species are thought to have coexisted for a brief period and then that the Neanderthals were outcompeted by modern humans (Homo sapiens). They were assumed not to be able to breed as well, i.e the two species existed in parallel only. This wisdom is being questioned and there's now plenty of evidence of interbreeding and they believe that the period of coexistence is much longer than previously thought. The working hypothesis now is that Neanderthals did not go extinct due to outcompetion by humans, but due to interbreeding with Homo sapiens.

#letsgetthescienceright

I made the same mistake, but Tom is referring to Neanderotholls, and not the better known Neanderthals.

It would seem that Neanderotholls were indeed wiped out by dinosaurs. With guns.

Didn't they die out when the Venisons migrated away?"

Probably because of those pesky greenies and their environmental controls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?

The aliens reclaimed them to cut the stones for the pyramids

To make a gaming chamber?

Obvs

Not a tomb because that would be daft...

What, and bankrupt the whole country?"

I know right?!

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?

The aliens reclaimed them to cut the stones for the pyramids

To make a gaming chamber?

Obvs

Not a tomb because that would be daft...

What, and bankrupt the whole country?

I know right?!"

So it wasn’t Mitochondrial haplogroups suggest in the “ seven daughters of Eve” and just a sub species found in the Feidhofer caves in the Neander valley who died through interbreeding.

It was time travelling dinosaurs with specially adapted machine guns.

Well that blew that paradigm!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The golagfrinchans crashed here thousands of years ago and wiped them out changing the course of our evolution

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?

The aliens reclaimed them to cut the stones for the pyramids

To make a gaming chamber?

Obvs

Not a tomb because that would be daft...

What, and bankrupt the whole country?

I know right?!

So it wasn’t Mitochondrial haplogroups suggest in the “ seven daughters of Eve” and just a sub species found in the Feidhofer caves in the Neander valley who died through interbreeding.

It was time travelling dinosaurs with specially adapted machine guns.

Well that blew that paradigm!

"

Once again, you are confusing Neanderthals with Neanderotholls an common mistake.

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By *cplsMan  over a year ago

Nr Waltham

I watched a really interesting documentary on the species tonight. I was presented by a British scientist and Neanderthal specialist.

Check out Ella Al-Sharmahi, she could talk to me about anything, she was hot!

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?

The aliens reclaimed them to cut the stones for the pyramids

To make a gaming chamber?

Obvs

Not a tomb because that would be daft...

What, and bankrupt the whole country?

I know right?!

So it wasn’t Mitochondrial haplogroups suggest in the “ seven daughters of Eve” and just a sub species found in the Feidhofer caves in the Neander valley who died through interbreeding.

It was time travelling dinosaurs with specially adapted machine guns.

Well that blew that paradigm!

Once again, you are confusing Neanderthals with Neanderotholls an common mistake."

Once again? When was the first time?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I watched a really interesting documentary on the species tonight. I was presented by a British scientist and Neanderthal specialist.

Check out Ella Al-Sharmahi, she could talk to me about anything, she was hot!"

Anything noteworthy about her intellect?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?

The aliens reclaimed them to cut the stones for the pyramids

To make a gaming chamber?

Obvs

Not a tomb because that would be daft...

What, and bankrupt the whole country?

I know right?!

So it wasn’t Mitochondrial haplogroups suggest in the “ seven daughters of Eve” and just a sub species found in the Feidhofer caves in the Neander valley who died through interbreeding.

It was time travelling dinosaurs with specially adapted machine guns.

Well that blew that paradigm!

Once again, you are confusing Neanderthals with Neanderotholls an common mistake.

Once again? When was the first time?

"

Earlier in the thread.

Just before we established how T Red modified the trigger mechanism on machine guns in order to fire them

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

We have their genome mapped and research shows that we interbred with them on several occasions.

We have coexisted with perhaps 3 or 4 other species, sometimes in closer proximity

People of European heritage have something like 2-4% Neanderthals DNA. It would have been higher many generations ago.

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?

The aliens reclaimed them to cut the stones for the pyramids

To make a gaming chamber?

Obvs

Not a tomb because that would be daft...

What, and bankrupt the whole country?

I know right?!

So it wasn’t Mitochondrial haplogroups suggest in the “ seven daughters of Eve” and just a sub species found in the Feidhofer caves in the Neander valley who died through interbreeding.

It was time travelling dinosaurs with specially adapted machine guns.

Well that blew that paradigm!

Once again, you are confusing Neanderthals with Neanderotholls an common mistake.

Once again? When was the first time?

Earlier in the thread.

Just before we established how T Red modified the trigger mechanism on machine guns in order to fire them"

Lost me, was my first comment, hadn’t established anything.

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By *oeofsussexMan  over a year ago

Eastbourne

I know some neanderthals and some right dinosaurs! To say they’ve died out is so misleading! And don’t say they don’t live among us - I’m talking about my neighbours!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They were a separate species which for a while co existed with home sapiens. They did not evolve into us, but evolved separately from a common ancestor. There is a suggestion there was some interbreeding, and it is even suggested that modern human dna does show some traces of Neanderthal dna."

I completed the 123 dna profiling thingy and i got a percentage of neanderthal dna in me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?

The aliens reclaimed them to cut the stones for the pyramids

To make a gaming chamber?

Obvs

Not a tomb because that would be daft...

What, and bankrupt the whole country?

I know right?!

So it wasn’t Mitochondrial haplogroups suggest in the “ seven daughters of Eve” and just a sub species found in the Feidhofer caves in the Neander valley who died through interbreeding.

It was time travelling dinosaurs with specially adapted machine guns.

Well that blew that paradigm!

Once again, you are confusing Neanderthals with Neanderotholls an common mistake.

Once again? When was the first time?

Earlier in the thread.

Just before we established how T Rex modified the trigger mechanism on machine guns in order to fire them"

I can imagine them so clearly with a machine slung over the shoulder and a belt full of ammo that they can't reach

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?"

Have you not seen the documentary Godzilla? The lasers were in the eyes, we just haven't dissected any yet.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

There are some people out to deliberately torpedo this thread... He is out

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"There are some people out to deliberately torpedo this thread... He is out "

Shit. The dinosaurs have torpedos as well?! Nowhere is safe

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"That is happening all over Europe ....

Wait, there's t-rexs with machine guns with specially designed triggers, with fricking laser beams on their heads hunting olde style humans *all over Europe* I'm staying safe in boring Wolverhampton thanks

Don't be ridiculous, there's no evidence for the lasers

Do they not fossilize well?

Have you not seen the documentary Godzilla? The lasers were in the eyes, we just haven't dissected any yet."

That was Mechagodzilla though…. Godzilla has a Radioactive blast type thing.. thankfully he tends to stick around the US now

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