After a pretty bad Saturday and Sunday I need cheering up my mojo has well and truly left the building 
I need some funny jokes, a few hugs or just a smile or two to lift me out of my mood
If anyone else is feeling down feel free to air your issues here and get cheered up by the jokes
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The salesman had been driving on the interstate highway in heavy traffic for hours, it was getting late,and he looked for a side road where he could off the highway, park and kip down for a few hours. He had only driven for a couple of miles when he saw a notice -
"Have you ever been fucked by a Nun"
" St Brigid`s Convent 1 mile"
Intrigued he followed the direction of the pointing arrow, and soon came to an imposing building at the roadside with a large car park and a sign
"Come and be fucked by a Nun"
" St. Brigid`s Convent"
He saw a sign "ENTRANCE" and went in, and found himself in a large entrance hall, and at the opposite side was another door and another sign - "If you would like to be fucked by a nun deposit $100 in this box and enter"
He hastily deposited his £100 in the box and pushed the door open; it was pitch dark on the other side, but he went through and the door immediately slammed behind him. Then a light came on and he saw that he was back in the car park. He turned to the door that he had just come through and saw another sign
"Blessings upon you. You have just been fucked by the sisters of St. Brigid" |
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