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Would you shave the plums or front bum of the user above?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well would you?

Love and Peace

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Nop .... wax

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Gently buff.

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By *jorkishMan over a year ago

Seaforth

Nop .... wax

Would you wax in front of him/her though?

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd help him clear his guttering

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By *jorkishMan over a year ago

Seaforth

If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Individually pluck each hair

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Individually pluck each hair

I’d pluck your bum fluff

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Individually pluck each hair

I’d pluck your bum fluff

I’d lick it smooth.

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes"

-yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger?

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes

-yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger?

-punished with a cane on the other hand though..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes

-yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger?

-punished with a cane on the other hand though.."

Yes and then plenty of High Karate afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes

-yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger?

-punished with a cane on the other hand though..

Yes and then plenty of High Karate afterwards

Yes, then blow torch to burn off any remaining stubble

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By *mashingPumpkinMan over a year ago

Carmarthen

"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes

-yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger?

I’d need to see a certificate of competence in handling a razor first

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Razor at the ready!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Front bum?

what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Front bum?

what?"

Lady garden....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Front bum?

what?

Lady garden....

Fetching the shaving brush now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Front bum?

what?"

Yes, then shag the front bum

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Front bum?

what?

Yes, then shag the front bum

Cover them in Whiskas then let a

lick them off

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Indeed. Why not

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Ooh yea

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Can someone do my back bum please, I can't reach

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Can someone do my back bum please, I can't reach

En route with my Gillette

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone do my back bum please, I can't reach

I’ll ‘do’ it

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Yes

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By *verageman81Man over a year ago

lerwick

Yes I certainly would.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suppose so.....

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Oh, indeed

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd do whatever he asked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’d shave the word ‘Rex’ into your lady garden

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Hang on let me fetch my hedge trimmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would. I'd make it into a heart shape

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’d shave a landing strip, all the way to your bum hole

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd shave him completely

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By *erlinhgvMan over a year ago

Liverpool / London

"I'd shave him completely

Yes and then give the tongue test

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t be trusted with a razor to shave anyone

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By *heerFlirtMan over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

"I can’t be trusted with a razor to shave anyone

Gosh no… I’d be all fingers and thumbs

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By *heerFlirtMan over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

"I can’t be trusted with a razor to shave anyone

Gosh no… I’d be all fingers and thumbs

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