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Would you shave the plums or front bum of the user above?
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" Nop .... wax "Would you wax in front of him/her though? | |||
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"Individually pluck each hair "I’d pluck your bum fluff  | |||
"Individually pluck each hair
I’d pluck your bum fluff "I’d lick it smooth. | |||
"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes" -yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger? | |||
"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes -yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger? " -punished with a cane on the other hand though.. | |||
"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes -yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger? -punished with a cane on the other hand though.." Yes and then plenty of High Karate afterwards  | |||
"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes -yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger? -punished with a cane on the other hand though.. Yes and then plenty of High Karate afterwards "Yes, then blow torch to burn off any remaining stubble | |||
"If it was a significant other and in a relationship yes -yeah who wants there plums shaved by a total stranger? " I’d need to see a certificate of competence in handling a razor first  | |||
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"Front bum? what?"Lady garden.... | |||
"Front bum? what?
Lady garden.... "Fetching the shaving brush now! | |||
"Front bum? what?"Yes, then shag the front bum | |||
"Front bum? what?
Yes, then shag the front bum "Cover them in Whiskas then let a  lick them off | |||
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"Can someone do my back bum please, I can't reach "En route with my Gillette x | |||
"Can someone do my back bum please, I can't reach "I’ll ‘do’ it | |||
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"I'd shave him completely "Yes and then give the tongue test | |||
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"I can’t be trusted with a razor to shave anyone "Gosh no… I’d be all fingers and thumbs | |||
"I can’t be trusted with a razor to shave anyone "Gosh no… I’d be all fingers and thumbs | |||
