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What’s your unique selling point.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Come on, what’s your USP, what makes you stand out from the crowd.

For me it’s that somehow despite being a random thinking pervy flirt, I get away with being a nice guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dunno anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wife

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I dunno anymore "

Some people quite like indecision.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My wife

How do I argue with that

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By *erverseintentionsMan over a year ago

Liverpool

7.5 inches .repeat cummer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a 12 inch vibrating tongue and can breath through my ears

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

My English accent when living in Scotland.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My wife

How do I argue with that

She doesn’t like being called “that” and I wouldn’t recommend arguing with her

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I have a 12 inch vibrating tongue and can breath through my ears

True story.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My wife

How do I argue with that

She doesn’t like being called “that” and I wouldn’t recommend arguing with her

Haha that genuinely made me, I believe the term is lol

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Definitely D.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I suck like a dyson no gag reflex and can take it like a pro lol ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My selling point is that I have one of those yellow stickers on me that says “reduced”

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Definitely D.

Jo.Xx "

He’s ok. Your boobs are much better than his.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

The fact there is only 1 of me x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve give up

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Definitely D.

Jo.Xx

He’s ok. Your boobs are much better than his.

xx"

Oh Fiddles!

You're a Gem.

Jo.Xx

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple over a year ago

Bloxham

Def T and her use of toys

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"The fact there is only 1 of me x"

Ooh that’s a good one.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

My love for poetry

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Definitely D.

Jo.Xx

He’s ok. Your boobs are much better than his.

Oh Fiddles!

You're a Gem.

Jo.Xx "

Although now a days you have to describe me as a

Just smaller than average gem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I say my mind. It’s the one thing I think people consistently say they like about me. Which on here and on dating apps these days is pretty useless but what can you do eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck knows

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By *izzy.Woman over a year ago

Stoke area

I get d*unk on two halves of lager (cheap meet)

Plus added bonus ....I give a great blowjob whether d*unk or sober

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I get d*unk on two halves of lager (cheap meet)

Plus added bonus ....I give a great blowjob whether d*unk or sober

Do you fancy a pint.

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

My hair seems to attract attention

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My hair seems to attract attention

Errr I think a few other bits do too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dunno anymore

Some people quite like indecision.

I have to agree with that.

Actually on thinking about it , I'm not so sure.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm funny, lovely, friendly, intelligent and give amazing blowjobs

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm funny, lovely, friendly, intelligent and give amazing blowjobs

Unfortunately I can’t vouch for the funny bit.

Oh, I meant the blowjobs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm funny, lovely, friendly, intelligent and give amazing blowjobs

And what are Dee’s USPs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I snog better than anyone you’ve ever met. …

You read that right. Better….Than anyone.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm funny, lovely, friendly, intelligent and give amazing blowjobs

And what are Dee’s USPs

I see what you did there

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

My quirkiness I think x

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

My mighty fine ass

or so I'm told

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm funny, lovely, friendly, intelligent and give amazing blowjobs

You should lead with the blowjobs!

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I snog better than anyone you’ve ever met. …

You read that right. Better….Than anyone.

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm funny, lovely, friendly, intelligent and give amazing blowjobs

I already new the first four

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm funny, lovely, friendly, intelligent and give amazing blowjobs

You should lead with the blowjobs!

I do in person

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Knowledge and humour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I snog better than anyone you’ve ever met. …

You read that right. Better….Than anyone.

Prove it

I’ve been duped, you’ve got me… you win. I find this an impossible ask on the internet…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My sparkling personality

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By *mashingPumpkinMan over a year ago

Carmarthen

My randomness

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm funny, lovely, friendly, intelligent and give amazing blowjobs

I already new the first four "

Oh god, am I making a reputation for myself?

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By *ud and BryanCouple over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Our weirdness (especially our clothes)

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

The reason most people say they get in touch is because I'm approachable (always), talk sense (sometimes) and don't blow smoke(never). I'll take their word for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a complete let down sexually. Could honestly not care less about your needs.

Form an orderly queue.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm just me..

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By *urvytreatWoman over a year ago

somewhere nice

Hmmmmm not sure if it the fact I love give a bj, or the if it’s the size of my boobies….. thoughts????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My shape shifting testicles

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

I have zero bedroom skills and I really don't care that I'm that bad at it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmm i've got a very pretty and neat purple bob, i've tried different styles and colours but I love my ober short and bright bob, matches my funky glasses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on, what’s your USP, what makes you stand out from the crowd.

For me it’s that somehow despite being a random thinking pervy flirt, I get away with being a nice guy.

Respectful

Doesn't send dick pics unless asked for

Experience in kink

Not all talk and no trousers so to speak

Willing to travel and accommodate

Honest and open

I say unique selling points, but I feel they also could be my downfall. Who knows?

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By *nigmatic x DivinityCouple over a year ago

Up town top ranking

What I've been told many times, My cuteness, angelic beauty and the fact I can stand there and banter like one of the lads lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can suck a cock like a Dyson.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmmm i've got a very pretty and neat purple bob, i've tried different styles and colours but I love my ober short and bright bob, matches my funky glasses

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Mr - humour (reckon that's how I got Mrs in the first place as it certainly wasn't for my dashing good looks)

Mrs - life and soul of the party (see veris!!)

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By *igJFromSAMan over a year ago

Woking

Unique's setting the bar quite high, but have never met a guy my age with a natural white streak in their beard, so there's that.

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

My abrasive personality and total absence of charm and grace.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That in usp free

My test last week was negative

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My accent is my USP. Always throws people off so the face and the voice never matches when people meet me.

Then the conversation goes from there. Or to be fair my second USP is that I can get people to talk more than me so I end my being a good listener.

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By * la carteCouple over a year ago

Dublin

"I suck like a dyson no gag reflex and can take it like a pro lol ha ha "

I ditched my Dyson years ago because the suck was atrocious

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By *igJFromSAMan over a year ago

Woking

"My abrasive personality and total absence of charm and grace.

Pfft, that describes half the scousers I've met

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have zero bedroom skills and I really don't care that I'm that bad at it....

You're new here you'll learn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can suck a cock like a Dyson."

How well do you go round corners?

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By *upersonic SamMan over a year ago

wigan

I make hotdogs to order.

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By *aughty but nice...Man over a year ago

Staffs

"I dunno anymore "

Same here I think I've lost my way a bit ...a revamp maybe needed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t think I have one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fabulous scrambled egg and bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I suck like a dyson no gag reflex and can take it like a pro lol ha ha

I ditched my Dyson years ago because the suck was atrocious

I'll be listening when someone says they suck like a Kirby vacuum. My parents had one and the only thing that took it out and broke it was when it sucked up a quid coin, smashing the fan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I suck like a dyson no gag reflex and can take it like a pro lol ha ha

I ditched my Dyson years ago because the suck was atrocious

I'll be listening when someone says they suck like a Kirby vacuum. My parents had one and the only thing that took it out and broke it was when it sucked up a quid coin, smashing the fan."

And it'd be doubly amazing to find someone who knows the Kirby brand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My unique penis markings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My sarcasm

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

It is rapidly becoming my age.

Every compliment on how I look or comment on the things I do has the suffix "for your age" or is prefaced by "still"

accompanied by amazement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My prickly knees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been told I'm "not like other men" but I don't know what the hell that means???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a hideous skanky blob that no-one would willingly touch with a barge pole, so will accept any offers to plunge my wet hole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am a hideous skanky blob that no-one would willingly touch with a barge pole, so will accept any offers to plunge my wet hole.

I’ve only just notice your avatar. Well played.

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By *ryingitout19Man over a year ago

Wales

Based on most of my messages my thighs

the rest of me just about passes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im short, cute, with an hourglass figure and dark cheeky side

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Fat and desperate for attention.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Fat and desperate for attention. "

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

"Im short, cute, with an hourglass figure and dark cheeky side"

I’ll take a slice of this please

Erm USP

My personality really is quite unique

I’m memorable hence the name “remember the name”

Cracking sense of humour if your knickers aren’t wet with my oooozing sex appeal

More than likely they will have with the amount I’m likely to make you laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am a hideous skanky blob that no-one would willingly touch with a barge pole, so will accept any offers to plunge my wet hole.

I’ve only just notice your avatar. Well played.

the pubic hair is a masterpiece

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’m really not that bothered about meeting

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm just so God damn adorable

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Our pics and our desire to please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm professional, hygienic and discreet...

I'm doing my PhD at Sydney Uni.

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By *uminmyhole69Man over a year ago

Ealing

My smooth hole and enthusiasm, effort and fun I put into my meets oh and being totally insatiable

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Erm... I don't think I have one...

But I'm unique cos I'm me

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By *lym4realCouple over a year ago

plymouth

With us it's we will actually show up and look like the pictures plus we will be 99% sure we can and will make any meet arranged and most of all we want to meet up !!! and we are tad mentalist like that ..xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not afraid to do a sit down wee

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Nope, can't think of one. Just an average fella - nothing special.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm... I don't think I have one...

But I'm unique cos I'm me

I love it when people talk about themselves in their profile and give you a sense of who they are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on, what’s your USP, what makes you stand out from the crowd.

For me it’s that somehow despite being a random thinking pervy flirt, I get away with being a nice guy.

I'm the Cat in the Hat, only the hypersexual version..packing lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My USP is the fact I’m unapologetically me. What more could anyone ask for??

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erm... I don't think I have one...

But I'm unique cos I'm me

I love it when people talk about themselves in their profile and give you a sense of who they are.

Kinda bat shit crazy?

Yep!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

Haven’t got one! There is nothing remotely unusual or unique!

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

I do not really believe in all this malarkey tbh but if I had to pick one thing I would say stamina/staying power! Or is that two?

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By *lhr1061Man over a year ago

Warwickshire

Heavy cummer, give gf's and wives a great facial

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm... I don't think I have one...

But I'm unique cos I'm me

I love it when people talk about themselves in their profile and give you a sense of who they are.

Kinda bat shit crazy?

Yep!

That must be my type

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m cheap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not for me to say tbh

..leave it up to others ..but probably nothing

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

The thing I've been told the most is; I look like butter wouldn't melt, but I have the filthiest core....

Then there's my fuck truck.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am a hideous skanky blob that no-one would willingly touch with a barge pole, so will accept any offers to plunge my wet hole.

I’ve only just notice your avatar. Well played.

Not as good as the original, obvs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have been told it's my naughty laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clearly it's my dashing good looks.

Tbh I think I'm just cuddly..

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By *uysx2Couple (MM) over a year ago

Birmingham

There's two of us and we like dp.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

My sparkling personality and my inherent desire to moan constantly. A dichotomy I’ll admit, but unique to only a few of us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My modesty

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

.•°°

I've been told it's how obedient i am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m genuine

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm 6ft fiddles soon to be 6ft 3 this weekend when I whip my heels out

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

I let my legs do the talking

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

I’m funny

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I let my legs do the talking"

Not just your legs. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I let my legs do the talking"

The mental image I have

I need a therapist or something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m me and nobody else is. Guess that makes us all unique, and our personalities our USP whether people like it or not.

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"Come on, what’s your USP, what makes you stand out from the crowd.

For me it’s that somehow despite being a random thinking pervy flirt, I get away with being a nice guy.

"
No it's the hairy chest that does it for me

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

A bum that's hard to pinch more than an inch!!!

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I, er .... cake?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I, er .... cake?!

I’m sold lol

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Come on, what’s your USP, what makes you stand out from the crowd.

For me it’s that somehow despite being a random thinking pervy flirt, I get away with being a nice guy.

No it's the hairy chest that does it for me

Nice boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bad jokes probably lol

I don't really think I have one, behind a screen I'm no better than any of the other women on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Humour.

Looks.

Patience.

Ego.

Arrogance.

Money.

Modesty.

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By *ubyRedLipsAreSexyWoman over a year ago

Croydon

I'm told it's the way I come across sweet and innocent like a school teacher but am definitely not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably my Tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blue badge Park anywhere

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By *nselfishpleaserMan over a year ago

kent

USP= me. And a very eager tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My humour ...

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I'm dull af.

Wait...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My legs and my cock

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"My humour ...

....erm?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"7.5 inches .repeat cummer "

Repeat cummer? Every hour, day, week, year?!

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

I turn up and smell nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Humour, dress sense, emotional intelligence, kink experience.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My humour ...

....erm?!

Eh? You disagreeing again??

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

That I'm a rocket scientist and I can put the words flange and thrust into a conversation without it referring to sex..

Nothing like slipping in a little flange during a conversation on thrust vectoring..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Offering 2 straight guys who are mates and work well together for the greedier ladies on fabs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Female with a pulse.

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By *uysx2Couple (MM) over a year ago

Birmingham

We can offer dp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I snog better than anyone you’ve ever met. …

You read that right. Better….Than anyone.

Prove it

A year ago!!!!

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I know the difference between White Scar and Corax White...that counts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think it's for me to determine as I suppose everyone wants different things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the woman you'll only want to meet once.

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm me meet me if you want and don't if you don't it matters not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After I've thoroughly offended you no-one will be able to hurt you ever again...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After I've thoroughly offended you no-one will be able to hurt you ever again... "

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

I’ll definitely make you laugh…. Probably *at.* me. But you’ll laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m friendly. And I’m a good listener.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Fucked if I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am awesome to start with

Next up I am very well mannered and poilite

I have a wicked sens off houmer and a even wickeder sens off style

I am careing loveing and very romantic

But saying that I do let to let the hair down and go wild when the time comes to it

Don’t mastake the very nice side off me for boring in the bedroom department

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have tits.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

I'm funny and caring with a cheeky smile

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

I don't get out of bed for anything less than a cup of tea

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

For 63 I appear to have worn remarkably well, might be some other stuff too (maybe)

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By *eddfmyd11Man over a year ago

Towcester

No idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fluff

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

My powers of necromancy..

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’m really sweet, friendly and approachable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My tits

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

Tri sexual as I call it.

Will try almost anything at least once (within reason and all legal)

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By *uysx2Couple (MM) 37 weeks ago

Birmingham

We offer two guys

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By *inkedKuntsCouple 37 weeks ago

Sheffield

The Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Feel like I’m alright to chat to once I get given the time haha

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 37 weeks ago

Leeds

I look better in my pics and I'm amazing at awkward conversation.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I am a deadly thread killer on here

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By *reakishly HungMan 37 weeks ago

London

Cannon

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

No idea lol

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

My bum

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By *adbod2godbodMan 37 weeks ago

Manchester

Don't have one. Just a good all-rounder

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