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over a year ago
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Do you want the one about the bastard stalker that breaks in while you are asleep and glues a wad of axminster with superglue to your minge or the one about the evil waiter who slashes in peoples soup in the restaurant from hell?  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do you want the one about the bastard stalker that breaks in while you are asleep and glues a wad of axminster with superglue to your minge or the one about the evil waiter who slashes in peoples soup in the restaurant from hell? "
oh i am spoilt for choice!! Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you want the one about the bastard stalker that breaks in while you are asleep and glues a wad of axminster with superglue to your minge or the one about the evil waiter who slashes in peoples soup in the restaurant from hell?
oh i am spoilt for choice!! Xxx"
Superglue Sam the minge rug man is my favourite. If h finds a guy he wedges the carpet fibres between his arse cheeks  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Do you want the one about the bastard stalker that breaks in while you are asleep and glues a wad of axminster with superglue to your minge or the one about the evil waiter who slashes in peoples soup in the restaurant from hell?
oh i am spoilt for choice!! Xxx
Superglue Sam the minge rug man is my favourite. If h finds a guy he wedges the carpet fibres between his arse cheeks "
that just made me laugh thanks for cheering me up.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you want the one about the bastard stalker that breaks in while you are asleep and glues a wad of axminster with superglue to your minge or the one about the evil waiter who slashes in peoples soup in the restaurant from hell?
oh i am spoilt for choice!! Xxx
Superglue Sam the minge rug man is my favourite. If h finds a guy he wedges the carpet fibres between his arse cheeks
that just made me laugh thanks for cheering me up.. "
Leave milk and cookies out and he may think its dec 25 and do his other job if he gets in |
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