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What is the secret code someone needs to get in your pants?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An attraction, great kissing and able to hold a conversation that doesn't revolve around sex.
Someone fun and sees me as a person not just an object."
That's a +2 on that  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A can of tizer and a packet of cheesy wotsits usual works. What can I say I'm a cheap date.  Cheesy wotsits stain your fingers....  "
Lol google ' orange rhino, sex act '
They stain more than your fingers |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A can of tizer and a packet of cheesy wotsits usual works. What can I say I'm a cheap date. Cheesy wotsits stain your fingers....
Lol google ' orange rhino, sex act '
They stain more than your fingers "
I was being polite.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its a secret!! Im not telling
Those that have the key know they do 
i love it when u finger ur pie on webcam.....am I in yet?"
Errrrr................nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"paddy is exempt from this thread as he is a tart. 
how dare u name and shame me....jump on people..ive greased my buttsac"
You have a buttsac? what is that? did someone kick your balls so hard they went up your arse?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An attraction, great kissing and able to hold a conversation that doesn't revolve around sex.
Someone fun and sees me as a person not just an object."
The same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"paddy is exempt from this thread as he is a tart.
how dare u name and shame me....jump on people..ive greased my buttsacwith what beef dripping? "
gravysplashback for U! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't tell you!
It's a secret It isnt.....a bag of chips n a can of Tango...well so i heard  "
Sugar ........... Where you here that! I knew some snitch would let it out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"paddy is exempt from this thread as he is a tart.
how dare u name and shame me....jump on people..ive greased my buttsac
You have a buttsac? what is that? did someone kick your balls so hard they went up your arse? "
my piles are the size of tatties...in my buttsac...more cream pls...ooh...ur hands are cold  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't tell you!
It's a secret It isnt.....a bag of chips n a can of Tango...well so i heard
Sugar ........... Where you here that! I knew some snitch would let it out! I never reveal my sources..."
HP or ketchup??
And sorry hear not here!!
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can't tell you!
It's a secret It isnt.....a bag of chips n a can of Tango...well so i heard
Sugar ........... Where you here that! I knew some snitch would let it out! I never reveal my sources...
HP or ketchup??
And sorry hear not here!!
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I said heard not herd....and i will say HP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is no combination to my pants at the moment. I welded the lock up, temporarily.
I'm not sure what it will take to change that. I'll find out in due course, I expect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who shows me their axe collection or knows about temporal flux distortions usually gets a freebie off me. "
Careful, I have an axe collection. It consists of three so far. The pickaxe is my favourite.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who shows me their axe collection or knows about temporal flux distortions usually gets a freebie off me. "
oooh Jean Luc Picard had a lovely temporal flux.
I prefer the older version ... Beam up me Scotty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chocolate cake is a very good start 
Playing hard to get huh? You'll drop'em for any woman who asks and you know it! "
I said a good start a little more needed to get the full code lol.
Though I'd drop them for you just for fear of what toy from B&Q you'd beat me with if I didn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, they have to have exactly the right chat-up line, and say just the right words, or they don't stand a chance....
Damn! Somebody went and talked me into it again!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't have a password - I've gone all hi tech!
I have a fingerprint and retinal scanner!
You simply have to insert your finger and look into the camera - which is conveniently located in my belly button! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't have a password - I've gone all hi tech!
I have a fingerprint and retinal scanner!
You simply have to insert your finger and look into the camera - which is conveniently located in my belly button! "
damm thats all i needed to do??? i made you a blooming cake last time... wont bother next time |
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"Anyone who shows me their axe collection or knows about temporal flux distortions usually gets a freebie off me. or if they have a pulse, my sources reveal. "
I must admit that shagging that Melorian lizard-woman on Fenix IX was an error of judgement on my part 
...and the threesome with the Ixial-Dak's on the swamp world of Ajax Prime was a bit weird too
...going to the 114th Trans-dimensional Orgy on the moon of Galix III was also a bit of a mistake
Other than that, and a further 200+ cases I could recount, I'm incredibly selective. |
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"Anyone who shows me their axe collection or knows about temporal flux distortions usually gets a freebie off me.
Careful, I have an axe collection. It consists of three so far. The pickaxe is my favourite.
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Hello gorgeous *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
Do you kill here often? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have a password - I've gone all hi tech!
I have a fingerprint and retinal scanner!
You simply have to insert your finger and look into the camera - which is conveniently located in my belly button!
damm thats all i needed to do??? i made you a blooming cake last time... wont bother next time"
It hasn't been 'installed' then!
Cake was the old requirement! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*hadn't !!
where am i inserting my finger btw?? Lol"
Thinking I may have to upgrade to the hi tech gadgetry and also the chocolate cake, seems you get more fun from it |
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"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers.... "
if i walk into a devon club or pub with a pasty in one hand and a mackerel in the other, that would get me into the local lasses knickers ? woohoo i cant wait |
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"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....
If he's managed to resist temptation and not fucked the pasty instead."
With some Devon women fucking the pasty would be the best option.... |
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"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....
If he's managed to resist temptation and not fucked the pasty instead.
With some Devon women fucking the pasty would be the best option.... "
At least he could say it was hot and tidy. |
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"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....
If he's managed to resist temptation and not fucked the pasty instead.
With some Devon women fucking the pasty would be the best option.... "
decisions decisions jane or a pasty ?! he he |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....
If he's managed to resist temptation and not fucked the pasty instead.
With some Devon women fucking the pasty would be the best option....
decisions decisions jane or a pasty ?! he he"
ill take jane u can have the pasty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An attraction, great kissing and able to hold a conversation that doesn't revolve around sex.
Someone fun and sees me as a person not just an object."
You rang ! |
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"In Devon a guy only has to turn up with a pasty in his hand to get into some womens knickers....
if i walk into a devon club or pub with a pasty in one hand and a mackerel in the other, that would get me into the local lasses knickers ? woohoo i cant wait"
Think you might be waiting a long old time.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As I am an Enigma...
EGNW IOSC EELD WCIN QCUI
(Geddit?? lol!)
As for Perky...... Bottle of Pinot Grigio and a bag of Haribo Fangtastic usually gets you in..... (Oh I am sooooo dead..!)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who shows me their axe collection or knows about temporal flux distortions usually gets a freebie off me.
Careful, I have an axe collection. It consists of three so far. The pickaxe is my favourite.
Hello gorgeous *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
Do you kill here often? "
Suddenly I am tempted to do a profile photo with axes in it. I wonder if the would scare men off?
In answer to the question, I'm trying to limit the killing until I've found a new place to hide the bodies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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this is the name of the railway staion in wales Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
you must be able to pronounce this in 7 diff languages to get in my knickers, see I'M KnoW easy girL |
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