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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah, why dick? I'd like to know the size of the balls and the length of their droop instead  "
Exactly why?
I’m the man my self and I don’t get it……
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We do.
When was the last time you bought clothes?
Shoe size.
Glove size
Hat size/crown.
Waist.
Inside leg.
Seat.
Shoulders.
Chest.
Height."
So you measure your dick when you go to buy pants 
Well done.
I don’t need to measure my self when I go shopping, I rather check clothes on me to see if they fit  |
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"We do.
When was the last time you bought clothes?
Shoe size.
Glove size
Hat size/crown.
Waist.
Inside leg.
Seat.
Shoulders.
Chest.
Height.
So you measure your dick when you go to buy pants
Well done.
I don’t need to measure my self when I go shopping, I rather check clothes on me to see if they fit "
Measurements are a good baseline to save trying many different clothes. Also, have you heard of online shopping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why man feel a need to measure his dick?
Shall we measure every bit of our body?"
Depends, what other parts of your body are you planning on putting in a vagina? |
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By *for2Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Why man feel a need to measure his dick?
Shall we measure every bit of our body?
Depends, what other parts of your body are you planning on putting in a vagina? "
This is usually the bit where a man tells you he has a six inch tongue. But, as I dont want to look like a dog with his tongue hanging out his mouth I'll keep mine shut instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We do.
When was the last time you bought clothes?
Shoe size.
Glove size
Hat size/crown.
Waist.
Inside leg.
Seat.
Shoulders.
Chest.
Height.
So you measure your dick when you go to buy pants
Well done.
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Didn’t think this reply through very well did you.
You asked if we feel the need to measure other parts… thus implying my dick is already measured.
Therefore I wouldn’t need to measure my dick to go shopping for pants, it’s already measured as per your initial query.
Also interesting that you don’t need to measure as you prefer to go out and try clothes on, if hazard a guess that you know your waist size?
Or do you just go shopping like an absolute rocket and try on every size from 28” to 48”..
What a construct way to shop,
Congrats on having the dumbest reply here so far this morning.
Fancy a drink and a BJ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why man feel a need to measure his dick?
Shall we measure every bit of our body?
Depends, what other parts of your body are you planning on putting in a vagina? "
Anywhere else I’d say fair question.
Not here. |
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"Why man feel a need to measure his dick?
Shall we measure every bit of our body?"
True! Men just lie anyway. 50% of Men on here claim to be 8" plus, they don't show a pic with a tape measure in though! They use camera angles to make it look bigger, but are confused when Women aren't queuing up to meet them  |
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By *for2Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
I don't measure never have but I had a long term lady friend who used to say sometimes I felt bigger or smaller so she got in the habit of measuring me to prove it. She found a variance of up to an inch. Anybody else noticed this?  |
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"I don't measure never have but I had a long term lady friend who used to say sometimes I felt bigger or smaller so she got in the habit of measuring me to prove it. She found a variance of up to an inch. Anybody else noticed this? "
Yes I used to have 7 inches and a wrinkle. Now I have 7 wrinkles and an inch  |
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By *for2Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I don't measure never have but I had a long term lady friend who used to say sometimes I felt bigger or smaller so she got in the habit of measuring me to prove it. She found a variance of up to an inch. Anybody else noticed this?
Yes I used to have 7 inches and a wrinkle. Now I have 7 wrinkles and an inch "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We do.
When was the last time you bought clothes?
Shoe size.
Glove size
Hat size/crown.
Waist.
Inside leg.
Seat.
Shoulders.
Chest.
Height.
So you measure your dick when you go to buy pants
Well done.
Didn’t think this reply through very well did you.
You asked if we feel the need to measure other parts… thus implying my dick is already measured.
Therefore I wouldn’t need to measure my dick to go shopping for pants, it’s already measured as per your initial query.
Also interesting that you don’t need to measure as you prefer to go out and try clothes on, if hazard a guess that you know your waist size?
Or do you just go shopping like an absolute rocket and try on every size from 28” to 48”..
What a construct way to shop,
Congrats on having the dumbest reply here so far this morning.
Fancy a drink and a BJ?
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Everly normal person know roughly what size trousers fit them, no need to try all sets in the shop, u like arguments don’t you?
Get your attention somewhere else.
Hmmm is you one of the cock watchers, you worrying your worm my not be big or good enough.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We do.
When was the last time you bought clothes?
Shoe size.
Glove size
Hat size/crown.
Waist.
Inside leg.
Seat.
Shoulders.
Chest.
Height.
So you measure your dick when you go to buy pants
Well done.
Didn’t think this reply through very well did you.
You asked if we feel the need to measure other parts… thus implying my dick is already measured.
Therefore I wouldn’t need to measure my dick to go shopping for pants, it’s already measured as per your initial query.
Also interesting that you don’t need to measure as you prefer to go out and try clothes on, if hazard a guess that you know your waist size?
Or do you just go shopping like an absolute rocket and try on every size from 28” to 48”..
What a construct way to shop,
Congrats on having the dumbest reply here so far this morning.
Fancy a drink and a BJ?
Everly normal person know roughly what size trousers fit them, no need to try all sets in the shop, u like arguments don’t you?
Get your attention somewhere else.
Hmmm is you one of the cock watchers, you worrying your worm my not be big or good enough.
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Did you just have a stroke? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Everly normal person know roughly what size trousers fit them, no need to try all sets in the shop, u like arguments don’t you?
Get your attention somewhere else.
Hmmm is you one of the cock watchers, you worrying your worm my not be big or good enough.
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Trying clothes and and having a rough estimate is still a form of measurement. So, Mr Rotten is still correct, regardless. His initial reply was spot on and no matter how much you try to argue against it, it is and will always be correct. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Everly normal person know roughly what size trousers fit them, no need to try all sets in the shop, u like arguments don’t you?
Get your attention somewhere else.
Hmmm is you one of the cock watchers, you worrying your worm my not be big or good enough.
Trying clothes and and having a rough estimate is still a form of measurement. So, Mr Rotten is still correct, regardless. His initial reply was spot on and no matter how much you try to argue against it, it is and will always be correct. "
Don’t you see a difference between measuring the clothes and trying on, to measuring your dick?
The first it has it purpose the second is just daft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How else would they start their opening message if they don't know how big their monster is?"
Ha ha ha I get these messages as well off a lot of bi & gay guys! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Everly normal person know roughly what size trousers fit them, no need to try all sets in the shop, u like arguments don’t you?
Get your attention somewhere else.
Hmmm is you one of the cock watchers, you worrying your worm my not be big or good enough.
Trying clothes and and having a rough estimate is still a form of measurement. So, Mr Rotten is still correct, regardless. His initial reply was spot on and no matter how much you try to argue against it, it is and will always be correct.
Don’t you see a difference between measuring the clothes and trying on, to measuring your dick?
The first it has it purpose the second is just daft "
But you specifically said "Shall we measure every bit of our body?" that is a direct quote, is it not? And as he said, we do!
As for measuring dick being daft? Is it? Considering some women demand X inches minimum it's a general reasonable thing to measure so you know if you fit that criteria or not. It has a purpose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, why dick? I'd like to know the size of the balls and the length of their droop instead "
So you know whether you can get both balls and sack in your mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, why dick? I'd like to know the size of the balls and the length of their droop instead
So you know whether you can get both balls and sack in your mouth "
I was going to say to check if they'd make good teabags but your wording will work too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't measure never have but I had a long term lady friend who used to say sometimes I felt bigger or smaller so she got in the habit of measuring me to prove it. She found a variance of up to an inch. Anybody else noticed this? "
Every man ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No point in measuring it, it ain't getting any bigger than it is regardless.
God knows why some blokes feel the need to measure it, put remote next to it or a lynx can etc,etc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No point in measuring it, it ain't getting any bigger than it is regardless.
God knows why some blokes feel the need to measure it, put remote next to it or a lynx can etc,etc "
Exactly that was my point, maybe we who don’t are odd and we missing on something lol |
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"I don't measure never have but I had a long term lady friend who used to say sometimes I felt bigger or smaller so she got in the habit of measuring me to prove it. She found a variance of up to an inch. Anybody else noticed this? "
Honestly, I've never measured your penis so can't confirm or deny your claim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why man feel a need to measure his dick?
Shall we measure every bit of our body?"
Bragging rights I guess? I remember the old days of wap chat rooms, and the amount of men claiming they had a 10+ inch dick. You'd think that it was the norm, if you believed all of them |
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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago
London & New Brighton |
I've had women wanting to measure mine but have always refused their request, its long and thick, enough to satisfy them, why do they need the details, its not like their going to tell their friends and if they did, they might find out their friends are not very good friends hahaha dammm it now i feel big headed |
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"We do.
When was the last time you bought clothes?
Shoe size.
Glove size
Hat size/crown.
Waist.
Inside leg.
Seat.
Shoulders.
Chest.
Height.
So you measure your dick when you go to buy pants
Well done.
Didn’t think this reply through very well did you.
You asked if we feel the need to measure other parts… thus implying my dick is already measured.
Therefore I wouldn’t need to measure my dick to go shopping for pants, it’s already measured as per your initial query.
Also interesting that you don’t need to measure as you prefer to go out and try clothes on, if hazard a guess that you know your waist size?
Or do you just go shopping like an absolute rocket and try on every size from 28” to 48”..
What a construct way to shop,
Congrats on having the dumbest reply here so far this morning.
Fancy a drink and a BJ?
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Oh, that did make me laugh. "Yes, I'd like to try ALL the jeans, please!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shopping online must be a bloody nightmare. Ordering a size 5 shoe and working your way up every time to see if it fits. No need for that newfangled measuring system, do it the Cinderella way. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Why man feel a need to measure his dick?
Shall we measure every bit of our body?"
Idle curiosity?
Because he wants to know?
Because some people - men, women and couples, have particular tastes be that big, small, thick, thin or whatever, and it's useful information for them to know when seeking a playmate.
For every person that says 'size doesn't matter' there'll be another who has a particular preference.
If you don't care then all good.
If you don't want to measure your cock then that's entirely your choice.
But some do. And that's equally ok.
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