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King Solomon

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

Apparently had 700 wives and 300 concubines. How on earth did he find the time? And surely trying to keep them all happy would be enough to ruin even the most randy of fab men?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I reckon every single man on fab could manage it. We’re insatiable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently had 700 wives and 300 concubines. How on earth did he find the time? And surely trying to keep them all happy would be enough to ruin even the most randy of fab men?"

Crikey Polly, he must of been the medieval answer to Hugh Hefner!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I reckon every single man on fab could manage it. We’re insatiable. "

I take it you’ve never been married. One is hard enough

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

He probably hid form them all down in the mine....

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

700 wives, imagine all those hormones raging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"700 wives, imagine all those hormones raging

Imagine if their cycles synced

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"700 wives, imagine all those hormones raging

Imagine if their cycles synced

Gawd bloody blimey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"700 wives, imagine all those hormones raging

Imagine if their cycles synced

Gawd bloody blimey

That would be hell on earth for a week every month.

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

"700 wives, imagine all those hormones raging

Imagine if their cycles synced

Hell on earth

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

To be fair, as king he didn't really need to keep them happy

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

I'm assuming he was basically Papa Lazarou?-"Hey Dave....."

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"700 wives, imagine all those hormones raging

Imagine if their cycles synced

Gawd bloody blimey

That would be hell on earth for a week every month."

And not just the wives. Don't forget the 300 concubines as well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagine getting home from work hearing

“So I was thinking….” from 700 wives. You know that going to be an expensive conversation.

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Maybe when the latest one synch'd, he just brought in a new one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe when the latest one synch'd, he just brought in a new one

What’s worse than 700 wives?

701

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

King Solomon... An example of traditional biblical relationships for all of us. Next time that you hear a Mary Whitehouse ranting about the immorality of modern people and how we should all live according to the bible...

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Finally, some use for a guy who can lick pussy for hours.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"King Solomon... An example of traditional biblical relationships for all of us. Next time that you hear a Mary Whitehouse ranting about the immorality of modern people and how we should all live according to the bible..."

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

They probably just lounged around, eating fancy foods and plaiting each other's hair.

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

700 mothers-in-law. Poor sod!

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By *ldbutrandyMan over a year ago

West Midlands

Why would he want concubines ? Horrible things , just a bigger version of hedgehogs.