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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What is the dirtiest chatup line you have ever seen or heard?

I seen one the other week " I like my women like I like my advent calenders.Up against the wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Can I shit on you”.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Would you like to see my laundry basket

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By *erverseintentionsMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

How do you like your eggs in the morning.. scrambled or fertilised?

Does this smell like chloroform?

Grab your coat.. we're going dogging .

Get in the bushes , iv got a knife .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. scrambled or fertilised?

Does this smell like chloroform?

Grab your coat.. we're going dogging .

Get in the bushes , iv got a knife . "

Or say nothing at all when gym girl smiles at you!!

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By *erverseintentionsMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. scrambled or fertilised?

Does this smell like chloroform?

Grab your coat.. we're going dogging .

Get in the bushes , iv got a knife .

Or say nothing at all when gym girl smiles at you!! "

.on the advice of fabswingers.com and its users.

She hasn't been back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. scrambled or fertilised?

Does this smell like chloroform?

Grab your coat.. we're going dogging .

Get in the bushes , iv got a knife . "

Kinda scary rather than dirty

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

Frightening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And so the thread takes a dark turn for the worst

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And so the thread takes a dark turn for the worst"

Get in the bushes I've got a knife?? Sure is dark.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And so the thread takes a dark turn for the worst

Get in the bushes I've got a knife?? Sure is dark. "

Clearly someone speaking from experience

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By *erverseintentionsMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"And so the thread takes a dark turn for the worst

Get in the bushes I've got a knife?? Sure is dark. "

Of course . However if it was posted by one of your clique . It would've been hilarious .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And so the thread takes a dark turn for the worst

Get in the bushes I've got a knife?? Sure is dark.

Clearly someone speaking from experience "

Yeah it's my got to line

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And so the thread takes a dark turn for the worst

Get in the bushes I've got a knife?? Sure is dark.

Of course . However if it was posted by one of your clique . It would've been hilarious . "

Oh god seriously. My clique? Can you tell me who they are because I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And so the thread takes a dark turn for the worst

Get in the bushes I've got a knife?? Sure is dark.

Clearly someone speaking from experience

Yeah it's my got to line "

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me

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By *astesLikeMagicWoman  over a year ago

Newcastle

Question is, did any of that crap actually work?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Question is, did any of that crap actually work? "

I’d be fucking worried if it did!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Question is, did any of that crap actually work? "

Well he did say he hasn't seen gym girl in a week

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By *erverseintentionsMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Question is, did any of that crap actually work?

Well he did say he hasn't seen gym girl in a week "

The irony of a man who wears Lonsdale wife-beater vests ..accusing me of being a predator...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Question is, did any of that crap actually work?

Well he did say he hasn't seen gym girl in a week

The irony of a man who wears Lonsdale wife-beater vests ..accusing me of being a predator... "

Clothes do not define a man's character... grow up, little boy!

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