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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is the dirtiest chatup line you have ever seen or heard?
I seen one the other week " I like my women like I like my advent calenders.Up against the wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. scrambled or fertilised?
Does this smell like chloroform?
Grab your coat.. we're going dogging .
Get in the bushes , iv got a knife . "
Or say nothing at all when gym girl smiles at you!! |
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. scrambled or fertilised?
Does this smell like chloroform?
Grab your coat.. we're going dogging .
Get in the bushes , iv got a knife .
Or say nothing at all when gym girl smiles at you!! "
.on the advice of fabswingers.com and its users.
She hasn't been back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. scrambled or fertilised?
Does this smell like chloroform?
Grab your coat.. we're going dogging .
Get in the bushes , iv got a knife . "
Kinda scary rather than dirty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And so the thread takes a dark turn for the worst
Get in the bushes I've got a knife?? Sure is dark.
Clearly someone speaking from experience "
Yeah it's my got to line |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And so the thread takes a dark turn for the worst
Get in the bushes I've got a knife?? Sure is dark.
Of course . However if it was posted by one of your clique . It would've been hilarious . "
Oh god seriously. My clique? Can you tell me who they are because I don't know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And so the thread takes a dark turn for the worst
Get in the bushes I've got a knife?? Sure is dark.
Clearly someone speaking from experience
Yeah it's my got to line "
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Question is, did any of that crap actually work?
Well he did say he hasn't seen gym girl in a week
The irony of a man who wears Lonsdale wife-beater vests ..accusing me of being a predator... "
Clothes do not define a man's character... grow up, little boy! |
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