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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.
My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain? |
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"I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.
My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain? "
I've seen that mythbusters. But you know that toilets come equipped with a lid right? |
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"Have you tried shitting in the kitchen sink and brushing in the bathroom?
Have to ask, did that mustard burn?"
Surprisingly not! It was the weak French squirty stuff though, the Jalapeño challenge myself and a friend did one night hurt though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You spit in the sink you wash up in?
What about spray from your mouth?"
What about the cutlery you put in your mouth that goes in the sink and dont most people use washing up bowls? |
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"I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.
My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain? "
You have listed rimming as an interest…you can never be too careful! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Have you tried shitting in the kitchen sink and brushing in the bathroom?
Have to ask, did that mustard burn?
Surprisingly not! It was the weak French squirty stuff though, the Jalapeño challenge myself and a friend did one night hurt though "
I'm not going to ask where you put the jalapeño |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"You spit in the sink you wash up in?
What about spray from your mouth?
What about the cutlery you put in your mouth that goes in the sink and dont most people use washing up bowls? "
Have you seen how far the spray from a toothbrush travels? |
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"Have you tried shitting in the kitchen sink and brushing in the bathroom?
Have to ask, did that mustard burn?
Surprisingly not! It was the weak French squirty stuff though, the Jalapeño challenge myself and a friend did one night hurt though
I'm not going to ask where you put the jalapeño "
I was a bar challenge with opposing wives rewarding the winner, I shall leave it there lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.
My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain?
I've seen that mythbusters. But you know that toilets come equipped with a lid right?"
Too many people don't close the lid before flushing. |
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"I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.
My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain? "
Just shut your toilet lid when you flush. Your kids are rights. It'd weird to brush your teeth in the kitchen sink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Given some of the thread topic possibilities here, I’d say that’s positively normal.
Right. I’m off for a wank using a jellyfish that’s singing ‘nothings gonna stop us now’. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It probably is a bit weird, but each to their own. Anyone who enjoys oral sex of any description doesn't really need to be worrying about the seriously obscure chance of catching anthing from a toothbrush!
On a similar note though, I work offshore and was gobsmacked to learn most folk were putting their covid snoods into the laundry to get washed each night - now that freaked me out! Breathing through the cloth all day then putting it in (relatively clean) to be washed in a soup of dirty oil workers undercrackers and socks is possibly the most deviant behavior I can ever think of!! Truely minging! |
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"I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.
My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain?
You have listed rimming as an interest…you can never be too careful!"
Best reply ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I clean my teath in the kitchen and they think its weird.
My reason is you don't shit or piss in the kitchen and have you heard of the floral fecal fountain? "
I more worried at how you spell teeth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also, shut the lid.
Don’t brush your teeth immediately after pissing or shitting and pumping you me faecal dust around your bathroom.
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I like to live dangerously. |
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