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Name something you shouldn't do naked
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"Wash the car "I dunno that might be fun | |||
"Fry eggs " Spitting fat on your tadge or minge  x | |||
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"Fry an egg (I've done it... And regretted it.)" What happened | |||
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"Ironing "This. I speak from experience | |||
"Fry an egg (I've done it... And regretted it.) What happened "I discovered boob skin is a lot thinner than arm skin? The spitting fat hurt. | |||
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"Ironing "Definitely, burnt my stomach on several occasions  | |||
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"Attend a wedding" Depends on the wedding | |||
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"Operate a bacon slicer." A friend of mine's wife divorced him because he stuck his dick in the bacon slicer. He worked at Asda on the deli counter and the bacon slicer's name was Debbie. A | |||
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" Ice skating " | |||
" Ice skating
"Or skiing ... or anything that cold | |||
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" Ice skating
Or skiing ... or anything that cold "It'll keep your nipples perky  x | |||
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"Cook" Oh I don't know... how else do you get served breakfast in bed | |||
" Ice skating
Or skiing ... or anything that cold
It'll keep your nipples perky x"But frostbite won't help anyone?! | |||
" Ice skating
Or skiing ... or anything that cold
It'll keep your nipples perky x
But frostbite won't help anyone?! "You could always kiss better | |||
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" Ice skating
Or skiing ... or anything that cold
It'll keep your nipples perky x
But frostbite won't help anyone?! "I could rub some lotion in and serve cake and cream, in bed, to make you better x | |||
"Run!! I’d give myself 2 black eyes!! " I'll hold em. Avoid injury x | |||
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"Wrestle a polar bear. " You'd freeze!!! | |||
"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden " Will they be watching | |||
"Wrestle a polar bear. You'd freeze!!!" Exactly. Brown bears hibernate through winter so you’d be fighting them in summer. | |||
"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden Will they be watching "My neighbour has two cats | |||
"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden " If you touched my cat you'd be in trouble | |||
"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden Will they be watching
My neighbour has two cats "Let's leave the cats alone please | |||
"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden Will they be watching
My neighbour has two cats "You have a favourite pussy?  | |||
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"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden Will they be watching
My neighbour has two cats
You have a favourite pussy? "I cannot confirm or deny in public | |||
"Collect your MBE " Yeah, where would they stick the gong? x | |||
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"Ride your bycicle x" Or make candyfloss... sticky job that  | |||
"Collect your MBE Yeah, where would they stick the gong? x"It would be a cool anecdote of how you got your nipple pierced | |||
"Ride your bycicle x Or make candyfloss... sticky job that "You sploshing again? x | |||
"Ride your bycicle x" Nothing wrong with a naked bike ride so I am led to believ.. according to a few friends I have got.. don't think I would have the guts to do it myself lol | |||
"Collect your MBE Yeah, where would they stick the gong? x
It would be a cool anecdote of how you got your nipple pierced " x | |||
"Collect your MBE Yeah, where would they stick the gong? x
It would be a cool anecdote of how you got your nipple pierced
x"You could get a tattoo on your hip saying "by royal appointment" | |||
"Ride your bycicle x Nothing wrong with a naked bike ride so I am led to believ.. according to a few friends I have got.. don't think I would have the guts to do it myself lol "Ha ha true! I have a vid on here of Me riding mine in undies x | |||
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"Ride your bycicle x Or make candyfloss... sticky job that
You sploshing again? x"Damn it! Caught at it again?! | |||
"Ride your bycicle x Or make candyfloss... sticky job that
You sploshing again? x
Damn it! Caught at it again?! "Invite next time would be nice x | |||
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"Arc welding " That is an ace call | |||
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"Operate a bacon slicer. A friend of mine's wife divorced him because he stuck his dick in the bacon slicer. He worked at Asda on the deli counter and the bacon slicer's name was Debbie. A" | |||
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"Ride your bycicle x Nothing wrong with a naked bike ride so I am led to believ.. according to a few friends I have got.. don't think I would have the guts to do it myself lol
Ha ha true! I have a vid on here of Me riding mine in undies x"Goes to look purely for research purposes of course | |||
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"Operate a bacon slicer. A friend of mine's wife divorced him because he stuck his dick in the bacon slicer. He worked at Asda on the deli counter and the bacon slicer's name was Debbie. A" Lol funny | |||
" Feed chickens "mine peck my toes, that’s enough  | |||
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"Chop wood." Made me shiver | |||
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"Fuck your neighbours cat in the garden " So thays ok clothed lol Turn up in court | |||
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"Open the front door to the vicar" ... doesn't that entirely depend on the vicar  | |||
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"Wrestle a polar bear. " Pretty sure you shouldn’t do that with clothes on either  | |||
"Wrestle a polar bear. Pretty sure you shouldn’t do that with clothes on either "You’d be warmer. | |||
"Welding "Had a nasty bout of sunburn from welding with no tip on. | |||
"Wrestle a polar bear. Pretty sure you shouldn’t do that with clothes on either "Yes, dont be bare with any bear (bear) | |||
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"Skydive A" yeah - you whistle on the way down | |||
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"Open the front door to the vicar" Opening the front door at all, I'd have thought. | |||
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"Greet the neighbours " I've done that before but we were really friendly with them  | |||
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"Ironing "Yes,I'd agree with that, having burnt my self while leaning over the ironing board,while ironing naked. | |||
"Ironing Yes,I'd agree with that, having burnt my self while leaning over the ironing board,while ironing naked."Always iron before getting bathed for your meet | |||
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