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Planning a wank.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lube your penis with Deep heat.
Use a wank sock but fill it with sand for added texture and friction.
If you chew a Duracell bettery it adds the the stimulation.
And think of your nan as you cum. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lube your penis with Deep heat.
Use a wank sock but fill it with sand for added texture and friction.
If you chew a Duracell bettery it adds the the stimulation.
And think of your nan as you cum."
Only one here I’ve not tried is the battery. But I keep an open mind  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Use Vicks vaporub as lube 
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I find Deepheat is a bit better
I have enough time to try both. 
Let me know about the Deepheat 
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don’t worry I’ll report back |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Be sure to set the mood with candles and incense.
Churches are traditionally well-stocked with these "
Should I steal from the church or just wank in the church? Tbh if I wank there and fall asleep at least I’ll make it to Mass the next day to repent. |
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"Be sure to set the mood with candles and incense.
Churches are traditionally well-stocked with these
Should I steal from the church or just wank in the church? Tbh if I wank there and fall asleep at least I’ll make it to Mass the next day to repent. "
Just don't do it onto the collection plate. The looks you will get!  |
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"Use Vicks vaporub as lube
D.
I find Deepheat is a bit better
I have enough time to try both.
Let me know about the Deepheat
D. don’t worry I’ll report back"
If it stings a bit dip your helmet in iced water. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Be sure to set the mood with candles and incense.
Churches are traditionally well-stocked with these
Should I steal from the church or just wank in the church? Tbh if I wank there and fall asleep at least I’ll make it to Mass the next day to repent.
Just don't do it onto the collection plate. The looks you will get! "
Noted. Might be best to just steal the candles and do it at home? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Use Vicks vaporub as lube
D.
I find Deepheat is a bit better
I have enough time to try both.
Let me know about the Deepheat
D. don’t worry I’ll report back
If it stings a bit dip your helmet in iced water. "
Bike helmet? Should I be wearing the helmet whilst I’m wanking? |
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"Use Vicks vaporub as lube
D.
I find Deepheat is a bit better
I have enough time to try both.
Let me know about the Deepheat
D. don’t worry I’ll report back
If it stings a bit dip your helmet in iced water.
Bike helmet? Should I be wearing the helmet whilst I’m wanking? "
D. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know a guy.
He'll hook you up.
Will he do the first one for me?
...actually had a message from some other guy since posting this who has offered to [DETAIL REDACTED], so exciting! "
Men are so unpredictable you never know what’s going to happen next  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nurture a fetish for delayed public transport, open the national rail app, edge yourself while the 10.15 from Harrogate is reported running 7 minutes late. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nurture a fetish for delayed public transport, open the national rail app, edge yourself while the 10.15 from Harrogate is reported running 7 minutes late. "
Fuck you turn me on. Shall we take this to stories and fantasies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nurture a fetish for delayed public transport, open the national rail app, edge yourself while the 10.15 from Harrogate is reported running 7 minutes late.
Fuck you turn me on. Shall we take this to stories and fantasies "
The delay repay orgasm alone is worth the effort |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nurture a fetish for delayed public transport, open the national rail app, edge yourself while the 10.15 from Harrogate is reported running 7 minutes late.
Fuck you turn me on. Shall we take this to stories and fantasies
The delay repay orgasm alone is worth the effort "
I’ve had one of these. 11/10. Would recommend to a friend.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"40 grit sandpaper works best
But your cock is gonna get smaller and smaller…
But smoother and smoother  "
Doing that then buying ribbed condoms would be the definition of futility. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"40 grit sandpaper works best
But your cock is gonna get smaller and smaller…
But smoother and smoother
Doing that then buying ribbed condoms would be the definition of futility. "
I buy ribbed condoms for the partners that say ‘I miss the old steve’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s been so long since I treated myself to one of these. Forgotten how you do it. Tips?
Wrong answers welcome  "
A few papercuts around the shaft and banjo string then use English mustard as lube. |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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Find 6 spice grinders, plug em all in and get someone to set 1 grinder plug onto ON, the others OFF. And ensure you don’t see, find out or check later.
Wank out for 1 min only (from your earlier spice use maybe?) and put your fella into a random unit of your choosing. Press the power button to play a lil penis roulette.
If you ejac before you put it in the blender stops all activity.
If nothing minces up, wank another min and try a remaining grinder. Again, if you ejac within the 1 you stop the game.
Repeat until you ejac or ouch moment!
I suggest you DON’T ACTUALLY DO ANY OF THIS!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s been so long since I treated myself to one of these. Forgotten how you do it. Tips?
Wrong answers welcome "
Cut a chilli open and rub on the helmet first…..you can thank me later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Danger wank.
Get yourself close then call someone up stairs. Gotta finish before they catch you. "
You’re suggesting some good ol fashioned mum come here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Errrrr no mate. But whatever floats your boat. "
It really doesn’t thats the origin of the term though and I have cursed you to know that forever!
My work here is done. |
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