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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Happy weekends everybody

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Women.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Life

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Knots.

Sounds weird but I really struggle undoing knots.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Being left handed !

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Auto-fellatio

A

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Touching my toes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Arguing with complete strangers on the Internet who simply refuse to see it your way

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By *.L.0460.Woman  over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Dating!

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Threading a needle, why don't they make the needle eye bigger?

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Tin openers, I can never get them to work.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Tin openers, I can never get them to work."

Ring pulls rule! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crash Bandicoot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sleep

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Sleep"

Use alcohol. Easy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Getting up in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sleep

Use alcohol. Easy x"

Or nytol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ringing somebody for service. I don't want to speak to a computer, I don't want to type number after number, I don't want to be told that my call is important to you when the evidence suggests otherwise, I don't want to be told that you will not tolerate abuse, I don't want to hear your choice of racket being played loudly down the line.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shaving testicles.

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By *uperjackMan  over a year ago

Bristol

Spelling “Floccinaucinihilipilification”

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Getting into a packet of razor blades.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spelling “Floccinaucinihilipilification” "

And yet it was worth spelling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Transitioning

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Getting up in the morning "

I snore. Easy. You'll be awake x

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By *uperjackMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Spelling “Floccinaucinihilipilification”

And yet it was worth spelling "

A positively wonderful word. Worth the effort!

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By *uperjackMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Transitioning "

I think you might have won.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Convincing men to ride me bareback.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Putting a baby gro on a baby.

It's a small human and one item of clothing for God's sake.

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By *uperjackMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Convincing men to ride me bareback."

I always fall off if there’s no saddle.

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Men!

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Getting up in the morning "

Facts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Friendship

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Opening a bottle of lucozade when you have no strength

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Friendship"

Friendships are easy with the right friends x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Barbies Dreamhouse

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan  over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


" Arguing with complete strangers on the Internet who simply refuse to see it your way "

You’re wrong on that

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Finding a fuck buddy on my wavelength!

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Inserting front panel connectors into a pc motherboard during a system build.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Inserting front panel connectors into a pc motherboard during a system build."

I was just thinking that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Finding a fuck buddy on my wavelength! "

It’s not our fault you’re still on FM when we’re all on DAB these days

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Opening a bottle of lucozade when you have no strength"

Or can't grip

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By *Bacchus.Man  over a year ago

Torquay


"Convincing men to ride me bareback."

I'd need zero convincing

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Finding a fuck buddy on my wavelength!

It’s not our fault you’re still on FM when we’re all on DAB these days "

I need to tune in! Where are my knobs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Finding a fuck buddy on my wavelength!

It’s not our fault you’re still on FM when we’re all on DAB these days

I need to tune in! Where are my knobs? "

Stick a wire coat hanger in your ear and tweak your nips.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Finding a fuck buddy on my wavelength! "

I'm on 50.0, golden fm x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A few years back I would have said sat nav.

The amount of times I ended up in dead ends in Wales with signs that read 'sat nav speaks with a forked tongue'

Instead I'll go with....

Ex's.

I don't think anything tops that does it?!

PW

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Managing a team of 20 people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Managing a team of 20 people "

You could have just said gangbangs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Managing a team of 20 people

You could have just said gangbangs "

*Desperately seeks brain bleach*

Of the 20 people I LEAST want to gangbang, it's the people I manage. I won't rule out all colleagues though. Mr KC is at the front of the queue and there's a couple of attractive chaps in other departments

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

Being yourself around new people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Managing a team of 20 people

You could have just said gangbangs

*Desperately seeks brain bleach*

Of the 20 people I LEAST want to gangbang, it's the people I manage. I won't rule out all colleagues though. Mr KC is at the front of the queue and there's a couple of attractive chaps in other departments "

Don’t mix work and pleasure. It never ends well.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Managing a team of 20 people

You could have just said gangbangs

*Desperately seeks brain bleach*

Of the 20 people I LEAST want to gangbang, it's the people I manage. I won't rule out all colleagues though. Mr KC is at the front of the queue and there's a couple of attractive chaps in other departments

Don’t mix work and pleasure. It never ends well."

We were married before we became colleagues. No issues there

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

Job applications.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Finding a fuck buddy on my wavelength! "

Or are we on betamax and you are DVD. Omg I recall Betamax, dam I feel old

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Job applications. "

I hear you on that

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By *ollybirdWoman  over a year ago

east Cork

Opening belts

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Finding a fuck buddy on my wavelength!

It’s not our fault you’re still on FM when we’re all on DAB these days "

DAB is rubbish, who wants to listen to bass less music in mono in compression rates that are similar to mp2?

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Job applications.

I hear you on that "

Sites that can't get their facts right, we have to get thee CVs word perfect, they can just push out wrong information. who's employing these sloppy site hosts?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Trying to remember where you put your glasses. X

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Brushing my daughter's hair. It's hellish

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

.

Getting an autism assessment for my child

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Getting an autism assessment for my child "

Boy or girl? Is it true that it's worse for girls?

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Affording a house to rent or even buy.

i want somewhere to live, not somewhere to launder my dirty roubles and place monopoly with other peoples hope and dreams.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

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"Getting an autism assessment for my child

Boy or girl? Is it true that it's worse for girls?"

Getting the assessment or autism? Can’t say for girls as it’s only my son that has it

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Getting an autism assessment for my child

Boy or girl? Is it true that it's worse for girls?"

I got it for my daughter. Took about a year. Really worth persevering. Now she is at University and still entitled to support up to age 23

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Breathing, even with perfect lungs things like the nose, stomach and diaphragm can still screw thing up at rest, let alone during exercise.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Getting an autism assessment for my child

Boy or girl? Is it true that it's worse for girls?

I got it for my daughter. Took about a year. Really worth persevering. Now she is at University and still entitled to support up to age 23"

And breathe. Bet that was an epic battle.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Drawing, neat printed handwriting, remembering stuff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

USB ports.

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By *reat me rightWoman  over a year ago

Rotherham

Life

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By *emptd2Man  over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

Buying a house

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Happiness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Getting people to read profiles!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan  over a year ago

Willenhall

Shaving your own back. Every possible solution is either heroic, idiotic or a combination of the two.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shaving your own back. Every possible solution is either heroic, idiotic or a combination of the two."

Stay furry, best way

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan  over a year ago

Willenhall


"

Stay furry, best way "

I don't mind the chest hair nor the leg hair, I leave those alone. I can shave my face so I'm normally clean shaven or have a bit of stubble. I can trim my balls and (already mostly bald) head with the hair clippers...

...but my back will itch like a BASTARD. On cold days the hair sticks up and I can't reach to scratch it - I have to use a coat hangar. Too hot and sweaty? Coat hangar. That cold, hair-raising feeling just after a shower? Back-dry with a towel that was washed using no fabric softener.

When it gets really bad I do what the dog does: rip my shirt off and scrub my bare back on the carpet. Between us we've destroyed most of the pile on that carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Opening those little condiment sachets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Putting together large light boxes...any photographer on here will confirm.

If they claim to be a photographer, ask them the question and you'll soon find our if they are genuine or not.

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Putting on a condom using only your mouth. Looks so easy in the YouTube videos but for me it is an impossible task.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple  over a year ago

Exeter

Pluging something in, in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tax return.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan  over a year ago

Willenhall


"Putting on a condom using only your mouth. Looks so easy in the YouTube videos but for me it is an impossible task."

I know; I tried doing it once and gave myself backache for weeks. I'll only ever put one on using my hand from now on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Putting on a condom using only your mouth. Looks so easy in the YouTube videos but for me it is an impossible task."

You'll get it with practice , I wouldn't worry about it

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By *an de LyonMan  over a year ago

welling

Pissing with an erection

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Threading a needle, why don't they make the needle eye bigger? "

Because it'll stretch the fabric going through.

Use a toothbrush. It's on youtube. Works really well. Handy when I have to replace a button.

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

Correctly measuring a penis. There are so many people who just can't seem to manage it!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Correctly measuring a penis. There are so many people who just can't seem to manage it!"

They should at least agree on standard units. Sky remote (original version) or Lynx can (travel size or regular?)

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By *ermaidTWoman  over a year ago

and around..fresh waters

Fab

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Checking out big hotels really annoying ,, printing and stapling stuff you don’t want

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Life

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Correctly measuring a penis. There are so many people who just can't seem to manage it!

They should at least agree on standard units. Sky remote (original version) or Lynx can (travel size or regular?) "

Not everybody has a TV or uses Lynx. Everybody has a ruler or tape or some other means of measuring length. I can't imagine why people don't just use that. Why, you'd almost think they all have something to hide.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Making friends once you're a grown-up.

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By *aliceWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Making friends once you're a grown-up."

This. Absolutely this.

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By *irBummyFingerMan  over a year ago

Carmarthen


"Convincing men to ride me bareback."

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By *irBummyFingerMan  over a year ago

Carmarthen

Remembering stuff

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Opening the microwave popcorn bag without having the skin on your hand steamed off

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Correctly measuring a penis. There are so many people who just can't seem to manage it!

They should at least agree on standard units. Sky remote (original version) or Lynx can (travel size or regular?)

Not everybody has a TV or uses Lynx. Everybody has a ruler or tape or some other means of measuring length. I can't imagine why people don't just use that. Why, you'd almost think they all have something to hide."

I wonder if we should change it into a measurement of mass? Just flop it on the kitchen scales and report the value in grams?!

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

Changing car headlight bulbs...mine have to be accessed through the wheel arch FFS!

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By *irBummyFingerMan  over a year ago

Carmarthen


"Changing car headlight bulbs...mine have to be accessed through the wheel arch FFS! "

That’s to make you take it to a dealership and get ripped off

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Changing car headlight bulbs...mine have to be accessed through the wheel arch FFS! "

Same here, what a pain.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Knots.

Sounds weird but I really struggle undoing knots. "

That is one of my superpowers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the origins of squirting

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By *izzy.Woman  over a year ago

Stoke area

Parenting especially as a single parent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People understanding that you have different needs and preferances without being judged!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Getting what I want

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Drying my hair

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By *il sub princessWoman  over a year ago

West Midlands

Me

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By *upersonic SamMan  over a year ago

wigan

Shaving a ballbag, wrinkley auld bugger.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Most DIY, if you don't do it often

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Opening things encased in plastic

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By *ancardiff7Man  over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Cling film.

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By *upersonic SamMan  over a year ago

wigan

Corned beef cans, may as well open them in A&E so you can get stitched back together straight away.

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Dyskolophobia

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By *ames-77Man  over a year ago

milton keynes

Young people getting a mortgage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life, none of us asked to be here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Phone conversations

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Winning the jackpot on lottery

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By *ylonlover87Man  over a year ago

Brighton

Putting cheese back in its Wrapping.

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By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Kettering

Tinder ! I just don't get it? I put a location radius to a maximum of 50 miles and its showing me ladies in New York!! No idea how you are supposed to communicate with anyone?

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Just count the beans instead dude ^

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By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Kettering


"Just count the beans instead dude ^"

Counting beans is a lot less complicated

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"People understanding that you have different needs and preferances without being judged! "

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By *vetteBondTV/TS  over a year ago

English Riviera

Banning gay conversion therapy.

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Finding time to do the things I want to do.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Banning gay conversion therapy. "

100%

Also, taxing large corporations

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sleep"

I'll happily read you stories of a bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every part of my dumbass day job

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Me

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Knots.

Sounds weird but I really struggle undoing knots.

That is one of my superpowers "

Place knots between your hands and rub them until they become loose.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Cleaning windscreen interiors

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Maths at school

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Putting cheese back in its Wrapping. "

I struggle with this on a daily basis. It’s so frustrating but worth the bite of cheese!

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Putting cheese back in its Wrapping.

I struggle with this on a daily basis. It’s so frustrating but worth the bite of cheese! "

Please say it's strength 5 mature cheddar x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Putting cheese back in its Wrapping.

I struggle with this on a daily basis. It’s so frustrating but worth the bite of cheese! "

You bite the block of cheese?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Always extra mature, and yes I bite the cheese, I live alone, there’s nobody here to tell me not to I bought the cheese therefore I shall bite the cheese.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Putting cheese back in its Wrapping.

I struggle with this on a daily basis. It’s so frustrating but worth the bite of cheese!

You bite the block of cheese? "

You don't?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always extra mature, and yes I bite the cheese, I live alone, there’s nobody here to tell me not to I bought the cheese therefore I shall bite the cheese. "

Do you not get cheese jaw?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Always extra mature, and yes I bite the cheese, I live alone, there’s nobody here to tell me not to I bought the cheese therefore I shall bite the cheese.

Do you not get cheese jaw?"

Yes! But I push through the pain!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Putting cheese back in its Wrapping.

I struggle with this on a daily basis. It’s so frustrating but worth the bite of cheese!

You bite the block of cheese?

You don't? "

We’re the lazy bastards who buy pre sliced/grated cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always extra mature, and yes I bite the cheese, I live alone, there’s nobody here to tell me not to I bought the cheese therefore I shall bite the cheese.

Do you not get cheese jaw?

Yes! But I push through the pain! "

Kinky

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Putting cheese back in its Wrapping.

I struggle with this on a daily basis. It’s so frustrating but worth the bite of cheese! "

I do this

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Always extra mature, and yes I bite the cheese, I live alone, there’s nobody here to tell me not to I bought the cheese therefore I shall bite the cheese. "

Go cheese, go cheese! x

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Putting cheese back in its Wrapping.

I struggle with this on a daily basis. It’s so frustrating but worth the bite of cheese!

I do this "

Cheese chunkers be proud! x

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Correctly measuring a penis. There are so many people who just can't seem to manage it!

They should at least agree on standard units. Sky remote (original version) or Lynx can (travel size or regular?)

Not everybody has a TV or uses Lynx. Everybody has a ruler or tape or some other means of measuring length. I can't imagine why people don't just use that. Why, you'd almost think they all have something to hide.

I wonder if we should change it into a measurement of mass? Just flop it on the kitchen scales and report the value in grams?! "

How about volume? Get them to hold it next to a 500ml bottle of water, with the label in view so we can see they're not using a smaller one.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Correctly measuring a penis. There are so many people who just can't seem to manage it!

They should at least agree on standard units. Sky remote (original version) or Lynx can (travel size or regular?)

Not everybody has a TV or uses Lynx. Everybody has a ruler or tape or some other means of measuring length. I can't imagine why people don't just use that. Why, you'd almost think they all have something to hide.

I wonder if we should change it into a measurement of mass? Just flop it on the kitchen scales and report the value in grams?!

How about volume? Get them to hold it next to a 500ml bottle of water, with the label in view so we can see they're not using a smaller one."

Hmmm. Just need to be careful that no-one decides to test their penile volume by inserting it into the bottle. I can see A&E visits from that

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Correctly measuring a penis. There are so many people who just can't seem to manage it!

They should at least agree on standard units. Sky remote (original version) or Lynx can (travel size or regular?)

Not everybody has a TV or uses Lynx. Everybody has a ruler or tape or some other means of measuring length. I can't imagine why people don't just use that. Why, you'd almost think they all have something to hide.

I wonder if we should change it into a measurement of mass? Just flop it on the kitchen scales and report the value in grams?!

How about volume? Get them to hold it next to a 500ml bottle of water, with the label in view so we can see they're not using a smaller one.

Hmmm. Just need to be careful that no-one decides to test their penile volume by inserting it into the bottle. I can see A&E visits from that "

Better than inserting the bottle into the penis…

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By *itygamesMan  over a year ago

UK

opening a packet of mach3 razor blades

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Correctly measuring a penis. There are so many people who just can't seem to manage it!

They should at least agree on standard units. Sky remote (original version) or Lynx can (travel size or regular?)

Not everybody has a TV or uses Lynx. Everybody has a ruler or tape or some other means of measuring length. I can't imagine why people don't just use that. Why, you'd almost think they all have something to hide.

I wonder if we should change it into a measurement of mass? Just flop it on the kitchen scales and report the value in grams?!

How about volume? Get them to hold it next to a 500ml bottle of water, with the label in view so we can see they're not using a smaller one.

Hmmm. Just need to be careful that no-one decides to test their penile volume by inserting it into the bottle. I can see A&E visits from that "

It would tell us something about their girth, though. I can see the profile stipulations now: "If you can get it down the neck of a 500ml bottle, I'm not interested."

[Humour-free disclaimer: NOBODY DO THIS. Jesus Christ. You'd deserve your Darwin Award.]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shoplifting

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West

Tax returns.

VAT.

People.

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By *atience178Couple  over a year ago

Dublin

Getting a straw into a Capri-Sun

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

Playing pentatonic scales

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By *oberts_onMan  over a year ago

King's Lynn

Getting someone on here to read, or, god forbid, reply to a message

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Finding a local fwb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And Tuesdays.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Finding a local fwb"

Broaden your horizons. x

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Getting an appointment to see your gp.

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By *eo_72Man  over a year ago

Mansfield

Getting a meet on here

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By *avhonaWoman  over a year ago

Away with the faeries


"Getting a straw into a Capri-Sun "

Especially now as they're made of paper

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By *erverseintentionsMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

A five minute mile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having a wee with a stiffy.

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By *avhonaWoman  over a year ago

Away with the faeries

Peeling an 'easy peel' orange...

And just the majority of product packaging.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Loosing weight

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs


"Finding a local fwb"

I second this

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By *elinefineWoman  over a year ago

kempston


"Spelling “Floccinaucinihilipilification” "

I googled it…. What a useful useless word….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Canceling a gym subscription

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Getting out of bed at a reasonable time on a Sunday

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Finding a local fwb

Broaden your horizons. x"

I have done, in the past, but the key word here is Local xx

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Finding a local fwb

Broaden your horizons. x

I have done, in the past, but the key word here is Local xx"

It's only a couple of hundred miles! x

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel


"Maths at school "

I used to love maths, my favourite subject. I've always had a thing for figures, (sorry, cheesy I know but couldn't resist)

Ruby

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Maths at school

I used to love maths, my favourite subject. I've always had a thing for figures, (sorry, cheesy I know but couldn't resist)

Ruby"

I have a thing for your figures (cheese fest) x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having more than a 5 words conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good things that have no right to be as difficult as it is everyone

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