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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OK its been a while, but, fir one night only .....
Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where have you been  "
On a whistle-stop world tour. A mad rollercoaster of a ride. Full of wine, dancing, song, and some really tasty little pastries.
OR
Prison.
You decide! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where have you been
On a whistle-stop world tour. A mad rollercoaster of a ride. Full of wine, dancing, song, and some really tasty little pastries.
OR
Prison.
You decide!"
Actually, stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 mostly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where have you been
On a whistle-stop world tour. A mad rollercoaster of a ride. Full of wine, dancing, song, and some really tasty little pastries.
OR
Prison.
You decide!
Actually, stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 mostly"
In a skip by a motorway cafe on the m25 you mean. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where have you been
On a whistle-stop world tour. A mad rollercoaster of a ride. Full of wine, dancing, song, and some really tasty little pastries.
OR
Prison.
You decide!
Actually, stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 mostly
In a skip by a motorway cafe on the m25 you mean."
Question not the all encompassing knowledge of Jennifer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where have you been
On a whistle-stop world tour. A mad rollercoaster of a ride. Full of wine, dancing, song, and some really tasty little pastries.
OR
Prison.
You decide!
Actually, stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 mostly
In a skip by a motorway cafe on the m25 you mean.
Question not the all encompassing knowledge of Jennifer. "
Fair point.
Should I order pizza, oh wise one? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will you come do may make up? "
Of course!
For a mere £1,200.
Payable in 4 monthly instalments of £300.
(Your home could be at risk if you fail to maintain payments on any loan secured against it) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where have you been
On a whistle-stop world tour. A mad rollercoaster of a ride. Full of wine, dancing, song, and some really tasty little pastries.
OR
Prison.
You decide!
Actually, stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 mostly
In a skip by a motorway cafe on the m25 you mean.
Question not the all encompassing knowledge of Jennifer.
Fair point.
Should I order pizza, oh wise one?"
Yes.
(No pineapple mind) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The 2:17 at Chepstow tomorrow. What’s your pick?
Noble Savage at 15/2
Its good going, which will suit the horse
£10 on it. Keep your fingers crossed. Thank you "
Seriously? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Missed you, oh omniscient one 
Tell me... where did I put my favourite pen?
And also, wanna boobie snuggle? 
Posh "
A. Check down the back of the sideboard
B. Obvs |
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"The 2:17 at Chepstow tomorrow. What’s your pick?
Noble Savage at 15/2
Its good going, which will suit the horse
£10 on it. Keep your fingers crossed. Thank you
Seriously? "
You know all as the OP states |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Missed you, oh omniscient one
Tell me... where did I put my favourite pen?
And also, wanna boobie snuggle?
Posh
A. Check down the back of the sideboard
B. Obvs"
Woo hoo! Any chance you could come help me search behind the sideboard please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What numbers should I, and only I, out on the lottery for tomorrow to win all the money?  "
There should be six and they should be of values between 1 and 49. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Missed you, oh omniscient one
Tell me... where did I put my favourite pen?
And also, wanna boobie snuggle?
Posh
A. Check down the back of the sideboard
B. Obvs
Woo hoo! Any chance you could come help me search behind the sideboard please? "
I am needed here to share my wisdom! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Q1. How can I make my fake hunter wellies look sexy.
Q2. Should I wear fishnets or opaque hold ups with them
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1. You can't
2. Fishnets with everything |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I steal this idea?
Have a lot of persons unnamed calling BS want to set somethings straight."
My mum tried to set me straight. Such a disappointment for her! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Do you think there is a practical use for the Higgs boson, also known by its nickname the God particle ? Xxx"
Oh, you and the quantum stuff.
I have always found the Higgs Boson really good for getting the limescale off the shower head. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Of Jennie had to place a landmark in Surrey what would it be?"
Waverley Abbey, on a stormy summer evening. The lightning flashing, and the balmy air blowing up my skirt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok now for the big question.
Is 42 the meaning of life universe and everything ?
Yes.
Duh!"
You are truly a great and wise one for some that said their quantum physics is a bit rusty xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie, is it so wrong that I want Mr KC again. And again. And again. I only had him again tonight  "
It is perfectly natural.
I usually want him repeatedly too .... but he made me agree not to tell you about that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All knowing, all seeing, all powerful Jennie, please answer me this
Is a Big Mac with bacon still a Big Mac ?"
It is. But with bacon.
It will never be a Burger King flame grilled double cheeseburger though! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should I buy a box of 12 Krispy Kreme doughnuts tomorrow and demolish them in one sitting?
No.
Save one for a second sitting
But what if I want more in that second sitting?  "
Then buy another 12 |
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"Jennie, is it so wrong that I want Mr KC again. And again. And again. I only had him again tonight
It is perfectly natural.
I usually want him repeatedly too .... but he made me agree not to tell you about that!"
I wondered who that cheap scent belonged to  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you full trans or cross dresser etc etc how do you class yourself? "
I am a bi unconvincing transvestite.
So not transgender or transsexual. Just an aging bloke in a frock and heels, not bad with the makeup though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who is going to win the all Ireland hurling final 2022
Kilkenny.
Obvsyou are wrong it will be 3 in a row this year "
Jennifer the omniscient knows all! Unbeliever |
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"Are you full trans or cross dresser etc etc how do you class yourself?
I am a bi unconvincing transvestite.
So not transgender or transsexual. Just an aging bloke in a frock and heels, not bad with the makeup though. "
Where did all the transvestites go? |
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"Who is going to win the all Ireland hurling final 2022
Kilkenny.
Obvsyou are wrong it will be 3 in a row this year
Jennifer the omniscient knows all! Unbeliever"
well you hardly expect me to agree seen as my county and going for 3 in a row |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you full trans or cross dresser etc etc how do you class yourself?
I am a bi unconvincing transvestite.
So not transgender or transsexual. Just an aging bloke in a frock and heels, not bad with the makeup though.
Where did all the transvestites go?"
They never went away you know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who is going to win the all Ireland hurling final 2022
Kilkenny.
Obvsyou are wrong it will be 3 in a row this year
Jennifer the omniscient knows all! Unbelieverwell you hardly expect me to agree seen as my county and going for 3 in a row "
Well lets just wait and see! |
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"Are you full trans or cross dresser etc etc how do you class yourself?
I am a bi unconvincing transvestite.
So not transgender or transsexual. Just an aging bloke in a frock and heels, not bad with the makeup though.
Where did all the transvestites go?
They never went away you know"
They seem to have been pushed into the background by some louder, shoutier versions. (I love a good old fashioned transvestite btw) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you full trans or cross dresser etc etc how do you class yourself?
I am a bi unconvincing transvestite.
So not transgender or transsexual. Just an aging bloke in a frock and heels, not bad with the makeup though.
Where did all the transvestites go?
They never went away you know
They seem to have been pushed into the background by some louder, shoutier versions. (I love a good old fashioned transvestite btw)"
There's room for us all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many cock you had in your ass x
At one time?
Yes
How should I know .... I aint got eyes in the back of my head!
Oh dear that many.... Hmmmmmmm "
You know ....the usual |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow what a fabulous thread
Why haven't you played on some of my threads "
Because I have only been back on Fab for 2 days after an extended absence x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh wise one will it warm up today so I can get my peach of a butt out......
It will warm up .... but not enough to make butt exposure advisable x
Thanks oh wise one good to see you back.."
Thank you xx |
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"Wow what a fabulous thread
Why haven't you played on some of my threads
Because I have only been back on Fab for 2 days after an extended absence x"
I look forward to you joining but can you come in with the answer when it gets to 174 I've feel my threads arnt going to last that long with you in them oh wise one .
One more question how the hell do you manage to answer all the question in the order they are posted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow what a fabulous thread
Why haven't you played on some of my threads
Because I have only been back on Fab for 2 days after an extended absence x
I look forward to you joining but can you come in with the answer when it gets to 174 I've feel my threads arnt going to last that long with you in them oh wise one .
One more question how the hell do you manage to answer all the question in the order they are posted "
Because I am awesome! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have to say men who dress up as women are not my thing .
But fuck me you are
Awesome . impress doesnt cover it."
Its a bit niche ... I'll give you that x |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"OK its been a while, but, fir one night only .....
Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)"
Should 'Airwolf' be remade as a revamped series, or left as it is? The last season was a bit naff. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK its been a while, but, fir one night only .....
Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)
Should 'Airwolf' be remade as a revamped series, or left as it is? The last season was a bit naff."
Definitely left as it is (was) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK let's do a bit of mental telepathy
I've 4 cards on the table
One a circle on it
One a square
One a diamond
One a triangle
I've now picked one up what is
My card "
I can see .....
That you don't have 4 cards on a table in front of you.
This is hypothetical |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"OK its been a while, but, fir one night only .....
Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)
Should 'Airwolf' be remade as a revamped series, or left as it is? The last season was a bit naff.
Definitely left as it is (was)"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow Jennie wrong answer I had the cards up before I asked the question
It party trick of mine .
Now have another guess"
I never guess.
I would say that its more of an ecumenical matter! |
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"Wow Jennie wrong answer I had the cards up before I asked the question
It party trick of mine .
Now have another guess
I never guess.
I would say that its more of an
ecumenical matter!"
Now there a disapointment
I'd every confidence that you would get it and I would have acknowledged that you had .
But fair enough if its ecumenical
Matter. I'll withdraw the question .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow Jennie wrong answer I had the cards up before I asked the question
It party trick of mine .
Now have another guess
I never guess.
I would say that its more of an
ecumenical matter!
Now there a disapointment
I'd every confidence that you would get it and I would have acknowledged that you had .
But fair enough if its ecumenical
Matter. I'll withdraw the question .
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But in answer to your question
Triangle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why?
Cos
Cos, what?
Why what?
What exactly?
Exactly!
I don't know, I'm making this shit up as I go along  "
Shhhhhh.
Just sound like you know what you are talking about. They won't notice! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a strange question on my thread the challenge me
One
Something about Eddie and rocketman. I think they answering their own question can take a look and see if you can make sence of it ."
Its been resolved! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why?
Cos
Cos, what?
Why what?
What exactly?
Exactly!
I don't know, I'm making this shit up as I go along
Shhhhhh.
Just sound like you know what you are talking about. They won't notice!"
It ain't working, perhaps I should stop saying "you want it put where?" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What did the person who invented chess want from his Ruler in return
Excuse me for butting in.
A fuck-ton of rice.
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Did I miss this?
I'd have said a cheque, mate |
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