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Is it acceptable to use your phone while on the toilet?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just remembered I did whilst facetiming last night!!!
I hope he doesn't post about how disgusting it is /was haha.
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Depends if it was a number one or number two lol |
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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago
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"I just remembered I did whilst facetiming last night!!!
I hope he doesn't post about how disgusting it is /was haha.
Depends if it was a number one or number two lol"
Haha can you imagine?!
I am sure there are people out there who have done this 
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Yes!
The mute function serves perfectly at such times.
Let’s say an 8am call to the doctors, need poop, need doctor, need to wait 37 minutes on hold, can’t hold poo in comfortably that long surly......?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used to do this at work. I'd put the seat down afterwards and play candy crush for about 10 mins or so before starting work in another department. Never got caught and no one ever came looking for me  |
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"Used to do this at work. I'd put the seat down afterwards and play candy crush for about 10 mins or so before starting work in another department. Never got caught and no one ever came looking for me "
They send the dogs in after an hour here  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Used to do this at work. I'd put the seat down afterwards and play candy crush for about 10 mins or so before starting work in another department. Never got caught and no one ever came looking for me
They send the dogs in after an hour here x"
Sniffing you out |
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"Used to do this at work. I'd put the seat down afterwards and play candy crush for about 10 mins or so before starting work in another department. Never got caught and no one ever came looking for me
They send the dogs in after an hour here x
Sniffing you out "
They may regret that.....I'd give it 5  x |
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"No, just no... Surely you can put your phone down for the 5 minutes you're in the bathroom."
Sometimes, that's the worst time not to have a phone with you (a true story follows).
Mid-2000's I was working at a new company; the toilets were in the same building but on a different floor to the office. The toilets were soundproofed and vented outside. Nobody could hear nor smell you poop but...neither could they hear your screams either.
Anyway, in a somewhat emergency (after consuming a particularly vicious vindaloo the night before) I had to make an emergency pit-stop. Then...disaster struck. Mid-empty and mid-relief I realised the toilet-roll holder was empty. My only hope of salvation was my recently acquired clamshell Samsung "feature phone" and it's 0.5MP camera. That might sound laughable now but it was pretty good back then.
Anyway, I took a picture of what was in the bowl, a picture of the empty toilet-roll holder and sent them to my buddy (and saviour) in the office. Realising my predicament he arrived a few minutes later with some toilet roll. |
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"There is a certain satisfaction in talking to cold callers while having a dump."
Well, I don't care what anyone's opinion is of the practice, I'm saying it right now that as a country, we should adopt this practice. |
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I use mine all the time to make neccesary phone calls, send texts, and emails when I'm on the throne, I call it multi tasking. You can also guarantee that when I'm expecting an urgent call back, the phone will ring as I'm answering the call of nature. I don't go as far as taking a biro to the bog with me though as the only paper to make notes on would be the tiolet roll, and a ball point pen would go through the tissue. |
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"I use mine all the time to make neccesary phone calls, send texts, and emails when I'm on the throne, I call it multi tasking. You can also guarantee that when I'm expecting an urgent call back, the phone will ring as I'm answering the call of nature. I don't go as far as taking a biro to the bog with me though as the only paper to make notes on would be the tiolet roll, and a ball point pen would go through the tissue. "
He didn't know what to do with his life before mobile phones were invented ^ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God its been years since I even contemplated going to the toilet without my phone!
Even mid shag isn't on the no go list anymore, given the quality of the cameras on them these days! |
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I do try not too but yesterday evening my boss rang whilst mid sitdown. I had to answer and I dare not move while he blabbed for over 2 hours! I'm normally relieved to sit down, this time I was relieved to stand up!  |
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I have used the toilet whilst on the phone, to put it that way round. Someone had rung me and I knew it wasn't going to be a quick conversation. At the same time I was bursting for the loo and it was the only way to avoid an accident. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My son constantly does this I just don't see the point myself but the phone could be the new newspaper my grandfather always took the newspaper with him |
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Fire brigade weren't too happy though