Touch wood

By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Every Brit must say this throughout there life .After saying something you really don't want to happen, then touch your head.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every Brit must say this throughout there life .After saying something you really don't want to happen, then touch your head.

You're a bad Busman. Now tell me to stroke my balls.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rather touch some "morning wood"