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What would you never buy even if you were rich
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over a year ago
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A copy of The Sun |
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over a year ago
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A Ferrari |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Personalised number plate 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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jaffa cakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A house next door to my neighbours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sprouts lol |
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The Tory’s lies and a copy of the Sun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Liverpool season ticket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hair implants or a wig |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
A sailing boat, when you got enough to buy a luxury yacht. There will be a lot on sale cheap soon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hair implants or a wig"
so if you had chemotherapy you walk around bald ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A microwave ready meal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Yacht or a
A football team
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Red jeans and a pastel coloured blazer. |
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"Red jeans and a pastel coloured blazer."
Portillo has a lot to answer for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I donation to the Tory party for backscratching privileges |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Packet of cigs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Liverpool season ticket."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packet of cigs "
You don’t need to be rich to buy fags
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A mansion.
Would much prefer a nice little country abode, nothing too huge which says 'look at my wealth' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red jeans and a pastel coloured blazer.
Portillo has a lot to answer for "
Looks dapper though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A staffie"
WTF how dare you !!! The best god dam dogs on the planet
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Red jeans and a pastel coloured blazer.
Portillo has a lot to answer for
Looks dapper though "
Indeed. I’d give him a knee trembler. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pair of Yeezy trainers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Designer gear emblazoned with the designer's name. Hate it. |
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"A hot tub."
We won and inflatable one once but would never recommend (or buy one) that’s for sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If l were rich l'd never buy a lotto ticket again . |
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"Designer gear emblazoned with the designer's name. Hate it."
Definitely. The thought of paying over the odds to do their advertising for them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything made my Gucci or Balenciaga.
Hideous fucking clothes.
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A second house ... I don't know how the rich bastards sleep at night owning multiple houses with multiple rooms.. whilst homeless people freeze to death . |
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A boob job, face job, bum job, liposuction etc etc...no no no |
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I've never bought a brand new car seeing as there's so much nearly new stuff kicking about at knock down prices limiting the damage of depreciation when it's time to move them on. |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
london |
Love.
If someone wants to be with you they must truly be into to you, and appreciate your qualities , not purely your account balance.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marmite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A yacht, I get sea sick 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bmw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cats |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A villa or holiday home somewhere. I’d get bored going to the same place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A platinum membership |
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"Hair implants or a wig so if you had chemotherapy you walk around bald ? "
T did. So do lots of others. Chemo can make your scalp really sore. I imagine it’s different for those who hide behind their hair (like me) & I have no idea what I would do in the same situation.
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"A second house ... I don't know how the rich bastards sleep at night owning multiple houses with multiple rooms.. whilst homeless people freeze to death . "
And price the locals out of the market
J x |
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A TV Licence. I've just got tired of con and stopped watching terrestrial. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
A car with a big engine. Not even for my young stud I'll be keeping as my chauffeur. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A brand new car. Such a waste of money. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
A big house. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"jaffa cakes"
Oh Wonko ...  |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"A sailing boat, when you got enough to buy a luxury yacht. There will be a lot on sale cheap soon "
... one previous Russian owner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alcohol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Golf clubs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chunky gold jewellery  |
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A BMW, Audi, Mercedes or 4X4, I don't want to be lumped in with the idiot drivers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kinder Bueno  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apple products |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Spurs season ticket |
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over a year ago
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Clothes from Hugo Boss except the cashmere touch jeans, everything else is shit and you look like a chav on a golf course |
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"A sailing boat, when you got enough to buy a luxury yacht. There will be a lot on sale cheap soon
... one previous Russian owner "
Nahhh never buy a boat of any shape or form, or indeed a private aircraft for that matter, following clearly the instructions of my MD when I suggested we get a corporate helicopter, he also happens to be the ex chairman of a league football club, his reply was, "Dave, If it flys, floats or fucks, we hire it, we don't buy it!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A horse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i am rich amd there lots of things |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clothes from Hugo Boss except the cashmere touch jeans, everything else is shit and you look like a chav on a golf course "
What about the suits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kinder Bueno "
That has to be borderline sacrilege |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man utd shirt |
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"A man utd shirt"
Handy if you need a rag to wipe dipstick on when checking level |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
Football season tickets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personalised number plate
Like why would I want the police & would be criminals easily identify me "
Agree
Different reasons though
I would be a pretentious prick if I had one |
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A Mercedes, I hate them only knobs drive them. |
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Any form of boat as I get very sea sick |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough/ Kettering |
A Rolls Royce or a Bently. Obviously very high quality cars but would you want to be seen driving one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A robotic sex doll ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haribo, I'd commission shop lifters to get me them in bulk. |
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Premium quilted, aloe-infused, Toilet Paper. Just can’t see the point. |
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New car
Caviar
Four Star
Football team....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Mercedes, I hate them only knobs drive them. "
I agree also Put BMW and Audi's in the mix
(Tin hat on ...in coming) |
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A flashy sports car - its just not me! |
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Define rich? But I’m not big on ostentation.
Daft watches and cars. |
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A Ferrari or Lamborghini. Aston Martin for me every time. 35k will get a decent Vantage and nods of approval from everyone rather than rocks thrown! |
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"A Rolls Royce or a Bently. Obviously very high quality cars but would you want to be seen driving one? "
… or trying to park one.
And the new Land Rover defender … now so tall that it doesn’t fit under the barrier in many carparks. And the hybrid one can cost over 100k. |
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"G wagon. "
I’m with you on that. Never saw the appeal. Big, clunky, awkward ugly things, and ruinously expensive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Rolex |
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Designer fashion.
Some designer clothes / goods are fine … well made and last brilliantly. But designer fashion, where you spend a load of money on something that is then out of fashion a year or two later … waste of money. |
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"First Class Flights "
I was just about to post the exact same. The incremental cost, even vs business class … you could have a massive blowout meal in the best restaurant in the world, and still have change.
I have been in first class a few times, very nice but wouldn’t pay for it. |
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Publicity.
Would happily pay to ensure the opposite, privacy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't think I'd ever buy designer clothes, makeup or skincare. They just seem inflated prices for the name only. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything that I didn’t actually want or need….I wouldn’t buy something just because I could, as I wouldn’t enjoy it.
A boat, for example. It wouldn’t do anything for me, it would be pointless. |
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"I can't think I'd ever buy designer clothes, makeup or skincare. They just seem inflated prices for the name only. "
For me, it depends.
Some goods produced by designers are top quality and last forever. And some is crap, doesn’t last, and is “fashion”, so throwaway after a year or two.
My most expensive suit ever (rush of blood to the head in the 90’s) is probably the best value I’ve ever had in a suit as it is still in such good condition.
Bit some designer stuff is needlessly expensive and just not worth it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't think I'd ever buy designer clothes, makeup or skincare. They just seem inflated prices for the name only.
For me, it depends.
Some goods produced by designers are top quality and last forever. And some is crap, doesn’t last, and is “fashion”, so throwaway after a year or two.
My most expensive suit ever (rush of blood to the head in the 90’s) is probably the best value I’ve ever had in a suit as it is still in such good condition.
Bit some designer stuff is needlessly expensive and just not worth it. "
I'd buy second hand maybe but I don't have much interest in fashion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personalised registration plate.
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"Apple products"
I came here to say this |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough/ Kettering |
A Bentley. Cars for people with more money than taste! Especially that fookin' ugly SUV they make, what were they thinking?? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"A house next door to my neighbours "
Surely every house you buy is next door to your neighbours?
Even Necker Island has a neighbour. |
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A pair of crocs. And no, not even one. |
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Golf club membership
Or even just a club!
A BMW, There's no accounting for poor taste but strangely both things above seen to fit well together. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yacht |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fucking Live Laugh Love sign |
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"The Sun… fuck that scummy rag"
I might buy the institution and destroy it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A copy of the sun! A rangers season ticket or any of their merchandise! |
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"The Sun… fuck that scummy rag
I might buy the institution and destroy it "
That’s actually a good idea.. but it would probably take many millions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee from Starbucks or Costa. Give me plain old granules any day!! They've been making perfectly acceptable coffee in greasy spoons for decades.
Mr. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee"
Haha, great minds think alike  |
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"The Sun… fuck that scummy rag
I might buy the institution and destroy it
That’s actually a good idea.. but it would probably take many millions "
If we're going fantasy rich, that's my fantasy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sprouts lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The insurance on a “fuck-o-matic” sex doll. They never pay out…
Wankers |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tampons |
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If I weren't a rich man
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apple products |
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Any bed Amber Heard has slept in |
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Shares in Tesla make the money work for me.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gold teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lipton’s Iced Tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Sun… fuck that scummy rag"
Yes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A television |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A ridiculously large house, unless your a bed and breakfast no one needs that many spare bedrooms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marmite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An android phone or an XBox |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A second house ... I don't know how the rich bastards sleep at night owning multiple houses with multiple rooms.. whilst homeless people freeze to death . "
What if the second house you is in some tropical country where no one freezes to death? |
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"Shares in Tesla make the money work for me.."
Somebody never read the question |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A big flash greedy car. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A tory a gift |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An operation for a penis extension. |
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"Shares in Tesla make the money work for me..
Somebody never read the question "
That’s true but a good investment at the moment, shares dipped to its lowest this year. Elon pulls out of Twatter (spelling correct ) I can see those shares climbing again.
Anyway back to the thread guys |
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The Daily Mail
A 3D car number plate |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"The Daily Mail
A 3D car number plate "
A personalised number plate |
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"The Daily Mail
A 3D car number plate
A personalised number plate "
Even worse a 3D personalised plate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good things you’d never buy if you were rich everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t buy what most people say they wouldn’t buy if they were rich. |
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