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So I was in town today walking behind this couple and the lady must have farted about 4 times in a row I was about 3 feet behind so caught the full brunt of it.
I did walk past and say I think you dropped something , the guy thought it was hilarious  she not so much.
So anyone here been caught behind of windy people or are you infact one that likes curl off a few while out strolling all zero fucks given ..
I will admit I am often trumping at the gym on the squat rack / presses |
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over a year ago
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"I farted in a cafe once and the couple at the next table thought the drains had backed up
Did you style it out and make someone else feel guilty "
Of course I did |
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"So I was in town today walking behind this couple and the lady must have farted about 4 times in a row I was about 3 feet behind so caught the full brunt of it.
I did walk past and say I think you dropped something , the guy thought it was hilarious she not so much.
So anyone here been caught behind of windy people or are you infact one that likes curl off a few while out strolling all zero fucks given ..
I will admit I am often trumping at the gym on the squat rack / presses "
did it ever come into your head that she may not be able to help it she my have a condition that she might be extremely embarrassed about. |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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yeah, when you do martial arts on the slower movements - that can really get people farting.... I can recall 2 or 3 occasions (fortunately for once not me!)
It makes the class laugh & the teacher shouts at us & tells us all to grow up.
It's hard getting the concentration back but you smile for the rest of the lesson. |
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"So I was in town today walking behind this couple and the lady must have farted about 4 times in a row I was about 3 feet behind so caught the full brunt of it.
I did walk past and say I think you dropped something , the guy thought it was hilarious she not so much.
So anyone here been caught behind of windy people or are you infact one that likes curl off a few while out strolling all zero fucks given ..
I will admit I am often trumping at the gym on the squat rack / presses did it ever come into your head that she may not be able to help it she my have a condition that she might be extremely embarrassed about. "
No as she was pushing it hard and laughing with her fella about it . So it was pretty safe she has no issue on that front , she didn’t know I was pretty close behind is all I walk pretty silently |
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"So I was in town today walking behind this couple and the lady must have farted about 4 times in a row I was about 3 feet behind so caught the full brunt of it.
I did walk past and say I think you dropped something , the guy thought it was hilarious she not so much.
So anyone here been caught behind of windy people or are you infact one that likes curl off a few while out strolling all zero fucks given ..
I will admit I am often trumping at the gym on the squat rack / presses did it ever come into your head that she may not be able to help it she my have a condition that she might be extremely embarrassed about. "
So what…… you need to chill out this thread is funny and only intended as fun |
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"So I was in town today walking behind this couple and the lady must have farted about 4 times in a row I was about 3 feet behind so caught the full brunt of it.
I did walk past and say I think you dropped something , the guy thought it was hilarious she not so much.
So anyone here been caught behind of windy people or are you infact one that likes curl off a few while out strolling all zero fucks given ..
I will admit I am often trumping at the gym on the squat rack / presses did it ever come into your head that she may not be able to help it she my have a condition that she might be extremely embarrassed about.
So what…… you need to chill out this thread is funny and only intended as fun "
so you are ok with embarrassing someone lady in public for fun. |
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"So I was in town today walking behind this couple and the lady must have farted about 4 times in a row I was about 3 feet behind so caught the full brunt of it.
I did walk past and say I think you dropped something , the guy thought it was hilarious she not so much.
So anyone here been caught behind of windy people or are you infact one that likes curl off a few while out strolling all zero fucks given ..
I will admit I am often trumping at the gym on the squat rack / presses did it ever come into your head that she may not be able to help it she my have a condition that she might be extremely embarrassed about.
So what…… you need to chill out this thread is funny and only intended as fun so you are ok with embarrassing someone lady in public for fun. "
Yep so was her husband….. give it a rest nobody cares |
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"So I was in town today walking behind this couple and the lady must have farted about 4 times in a row I was about 3 feet behind so caught the full brunt of it.
I did walk past and say I think you dropped something , the guy thought it was hilarious she not so much.
So anyone here been caught behind of windy people or are you infact one that likes curl off a few while out strolling all zero fucks given ..
I will admit I am often trumping at the gym on the squat rack / presses did it ever come into your head that she may not be able to help it she my have a condition that she might be extremely embarrassed about.
So what…… you need to chill out this thread is funny and only intended as fun so you are ok with embarrassing someone lady in public for fun. "
She wasn’t embarrassed as they were laughing about it. If anything she should have looked behind or at reflections to see if anyone was close behind. She didn’t so clearly it was something amusing between them but she was startled when I walked past and made the jokey comment the guy thought it was hilarious .
I don’t think someone gets embarrassed if they are happily pushing straining out loud farts in public and laughing about it  |
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"My ex used to walk 20 feet in front of me in Asda, fart, then grin and run around to the next aisle so whoever was coming up behind me thought it was me."
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Seriously, Google MSN twenty things that you didn't know about farts. There is such an article on there. Little known fact, less than 1% of farts actually stink, and believe it or not, although men fart more than women do, women's fart stink more than men's farts do. Not a lot of people know that! |
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We had a really important meeting at work with potential clients from all around the country.
The bosses daughter is the perfect pretty pampered princess but she's so echo headed but innocent and a lovely person.
Anyway she's writing key notes down and recording the meeting and all the suits in the room are putting forward what they have to offer while the bosses daughter was handing out spread sheets. As she bent over to get more out of her draw she let out the wettest loudest longest fart ever. It lasted ages like time stood still. You could actually hear the bubbles in it. She went absolutely scarlet and walked out the room. I completely lost it laughing and everyone else just carried on like nothing happened. I had to excuse myself and leave the room as I could not stop laughing. As I got into the corridor I could see her leaving in her car and that made me laugh more.
Anyway the day after her dad had a bit of a go at me for laughing and said it was unprofessional. So I had to keep a straight face all day. Hours later I could hear her listening to the meeting recording and then I heard the fart again in the audio note. I had to walk away for 10 minutes outside and compose myself as I was crying with laughter. Oh and I also had a bollocking for calling her bubbles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With IBS it’s best not to be behind me till about mid day
Mine is 24 hours 
My tablets seem to work for about 12 hours "
Maybe 24 hours was a slight exaggeration  but I do fart what seems like 24 hours  |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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For some reason in my 20's I had a fetish for hotdogs and ate nothing but them for about a week. It was a mates friend who I didn't know at all who openly came out and said, "you know, you're a really nice guy and I like you, so don't take this the wrong way but you really do smell".
It was said that honestly I didn't even think to say.. it's not me it's him.
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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago
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"For some reason in my 20's I had a fetish for hotdogs and ate nothing but them for about a week. It was a mates friend who I didn't know at all who openly came out and said, "you know, you're a really nice guy and I like you, so don't take this the wrong way but you really do smell".
It was said that honestly I didn't even think to say.. it's not me it's him.
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By *ob rodMan
over a year ago
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There’s been a few done in yoga class whilst the farts were obviously funny but what was even funnier was us been told off and told to grow up just as she had finished her rant someone farted
Seriously could hardly breathe
She was fuming and face like thunder
And when she finished said let hope we can all be adults next week |
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I do have a peep to see if there's anyone about.
A couple of weeks back I'd been holding my farts in all shift. I normally start singing from my rectum the second the last customer is out the door. Well this time their leaving almost coincided with my bus being due (hourly at that time of night) so instead of my normal orchestra I pegged it to the bus stop. Once there I was ready to drop my guts (and knew it was gonna be loud) when I noticed a set of feet inside the bus shelter.
Bollocks. Gotta hold it.
Bigger bollocks, bus is running late. Urgh. I'm gurgling and getting stabby gut pains but still keep it in knowing its gonna echo.
Anywhoooo. The bus comes.
The man in the shelter I was too polite to let rip in front of...... turned out he was deaf.
I held it all the way home. |
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!!! I’m laughing so hard 
