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Woke up feeling positive .. did the willy dance for good luck. Put my lucky socks on . gonna do a quick chest pump before I go the gym .... Splash of brut . Some brylcreem for my non existent hair ... Tightest Nike shorts ..and my best smile.. hopefully she should be moister than an oyster.. wetter than otters back pocket ...if not .. any good gym recommendations  ... Fingers crossed she's single . Here goes nothing . |
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"Good luck!
What's your plan? Do a starjump, point at your cock and say "av it luv!"
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Gonna ask her to spot for me . Then when my heads directly beneath her snatch am gonna sniff the air and say " mmmmmm have you just farted". No I don't know my final approach yet .. but it will be suave . Smooth and dripping in charm. |
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"Haha you sound bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning. Big smile, and a hello is a good starting point.
Good luck, hope it goes well  "
Would i look too Pervy if I give her a round of applause after she finishes her set ??? ...I'm just gonna see if she fancies going for a drink or giving me her number .. thanks for the well wishes x |
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Go with a good attitude, smile and say good morning and then go with ‘for some reason I feel good today’…or ‘you’re looking good today’.
Be cheery rather than leery…you could repeat that over and over…in your head of course
K |
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"You remind me of annie wilkes but male (she was/is a forumite who comes and goes, it's not a dig)
Hope it all goes well for you!
If she says no just be gracious. "
Wow I was just about to say are you Annie in disguise!!  |
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"Haha you sound bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning. Big smile, and a hello is a good starting point.
Good luck, hope it goes well
Would i look too Pervy if I [b]give her a round of applause after she finishes her set ???@[b] ...I'm just gonna see if she fancies going for a drink or giving me her number .. thanks for the well wishes x"
Yes do this ......it'll be fine. |
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"You remind me of annie wilkes but male (she was/is a forumite who comes and goes, it's not a dig)
Hope it all goes well for you!
If she says no just be gracious.
Wow I was just about to say are you Annie in disguise!! "
Haha great minds X |
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"Go with a good attitude, smile and say good morning and then go with ‘for some reason I feel good today’…or ‘you’re looking good today’.
Be cheery rather than leery…you could repeat that over and over…in your head of course
K"
Just don't get nervous a confuse the two so you end up saying "For some reason I'm looking good today" |
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I was going to say just be yourself but I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not Seriously though if I was respectfully approached by a guy in my gym I’d be flattered even if I wasn’t interested, and it would put a smile on my face for the day.
Good luck
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By *l6789Man
over a year ago
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"You sure it's not her rest day? 
It was ... She wasn't there ... Psyched myself up for nothing haha knowing my luck she's never coming back "
I’m Sure she will be mate, maybe just on a rest day |
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Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow . |
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"Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow . "
The only way is to outlift him on every single lift for the next week and then she will naturally be drawn to the stronger manlier man. |
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"Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow . "
are you sure that sinr her fella? roids will age someone. Plus many gals date older (thankfully!) |
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"Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow . are you sure that sinr her fella? roids will age someone. Plus many gals date older (thankfully!)"
You made yourself to sound really old by your last sentence lol x |
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"Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow . "
Did they come to the gym together or leave together? That could be a clue as to whether they're a couple. |
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"Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow .
The only way is to outlift him on every single lift for the next week and then she will naturally be drawn to the stronger manlier man."
My thoughts precisely |
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"Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow .
Did they come to the gym together or leave together? That could be a clue as to whether they're a couple. "
.tbh I'm frightened of paying too much attention to her for fear of her reacting like some of the women in here expect her to react .. |
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"Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow .
The only way is to outlift him on every single lift for the next week and then she will naturally be drawn to the stronger manlier man.
My thoughts precisely "
Someone actually tried this with me and my wife. Every night for about a month he followed us round the gym picking up the next heaviest weight. Until he caught me on leg day and nearly folded under the bar |
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"Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow . are you sure that sinr her fella? roids will age someone. Plus many gals date older (thankfully!)
You made yourself to sound really old by your last sentence lol x"
old is relative .... I'm fab old ! |
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"Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow . are you sure that sinr her fella? roids will age someone. Plus many gals date older (thankfully!)
You made yourself to sound really old by your last sentence lol xold is relative .... I'm fab old ! "
No where near, you are relatively still young in fab years x |
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"Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow . "
OP I admire your chippyness, it's lovely. As a f gym goer, can I suggest you talk to her off the gym floor. It shows a level of respect that'll only do you favours. No-one likes their workout interrupting, even if you are adorable. |
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"Woke up feeling positive .. did the willy dance for good luck. Put my lucky socks on . gonna do a quick chest pump before I go the gym .... Splash of brut . Some brylcreem for my non existent hair ... Tightest Nike shorts ..and my best smile.. hopefully she should be moister than an oyster.. wetter than otters back pocket ...if not .. any good gym recommendations ... Fingers crossed she's single . Here goes nothing . "
haha how did ya get on |
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"Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow . "
I am pleased to see the update and will keep an eye out for future ones.
Good luck with this quest 
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ... "
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes. |
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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes. "
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"Good luck. As long as your not creepy you should be fine. Let us know how you get on.
How are you going to play the "I'm on a swingers Web site" thing? "
Maybe she's on it  |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes. "
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes. "
You and Ryan Reynolds.. suppose you have the Deadpool poster as well |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes.
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts .. "
Because I’m hot as fuck. |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes.
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts ..
Because I’m hot as fuck."
Potentially...or because she wants free Bupa healthcare. Either way she's gonna be disappointed
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes.
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts ..
Because I’m hot as fuck.
Potentially...or because she wants free Bupa healthcare. Either way she's gonna be disappointed
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Tell me about it.
I should just accept rejection gracefully but he's just so hot!!! |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes.
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts ..
Because I’m hot as fuck.
Potentially...or because she wants free Bupa healthcare. Either way she's gonna be disappointed
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Oh you perve on gym girl I'll perve on him.
Perving twins!!! |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes.
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts ..
Because I’m hot as fuck.
Potentially...or because she wants free Bupa healthcare. Either way she's gonna be disappointed
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I guess time will tell.
I’d like to say the same for you with gym girl but we both know that’s not happening. |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ... "
Talk to her on leg day. Assuming you don’t skip it |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes.
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts ..
Because I’m hot as fuck.
Potentially...or because she wants free Bupa healthcare. Either way she's gonna be disappointed
I guess time will tell.
I’d like to say the same for you with gym girl but we both know that’s not happening. "
Oh well if I can't get gym girl ...I'll just take from your harem here oh godly one . |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
Talk to her on leg day. Assuming you don’t skip it "
I could approach her ..but she might tell me to leg it |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes.
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts ..
Because I’m hot as fuck.
Potentially...or because she wants free Bupa healthcare. Either way she's gonna be disappointed
I guess time will tell.
I’d like to say the same for you with gym girl but we both know that’s not happening.
Oh well if I can't get gym girl ...I'll just take from your harem here oh godly one . "
That’s the spirit.
Just let me know in advance and I’ll put in a word. |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes.
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts ..
Because I’m hot as fuck.
Potentially...or because she wants free Bupa healthcare. Either way she's gonna be disappointed
I guess time will tell.
I’d like to say the same for you with gym girl but we both know that’s not happening.
Oh well if I can't get gym girl ...I'll just take from your harem here oh godly one .
That’s the spirit.
Just let me know in advance and I’ll put in a word."
You've done more than enough for raising awareness to my cause mate .. I wish you could see my inbox . |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes.
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts ..
Because I’m hot as fuck.
Potentially...or because she wants free Bupa healthcare. Either way she's gonna be disappointed
I guess time will tell.
I’d like to say the same for you with gym girl but we both know that’s not happening.
Oh well if I can't get gym girl ...I'll just take from your harem here oh godly one .
That’s the spirit.
Just let me know in advance and I’ll put in a word.
You've done more than enough for raising awareness to my cause mate .. I wish you could see my inbox . "
I don’t. |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes.
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts ..
Because I’m hot as fuck.
Potentially...or because she wants free Bupa healthcare. Either way she's gonna be disappointed
I guess time will tell.
I’d like to say the same for you with gym girl but we both know that’s not happening.
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£50 quid says I upload a pic with gym girl .. within the month of April |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes.
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts ..
Because I’m hot as fuck.
Potentially...or because she wants free Bupa healthcare. Either way she's gonna be disappointed
I guess time will tell.
I’d like to say the same for you with gym girl but we both know that’s not happening.
£50 quid says I upload a pic with gym girl .. within the month of April "
Ok, now it got creepy. |
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"Waffle in this thread is plentiful. What happened?
Still perving on the girl in the gym, but ssshhhh not in a creepy way.
Still stalking Said perves threads ...
I said not in a creepy way!!! Jeez.
Plus I only stalk Ryan Reynold lookalikes.
Do you ? Seems like you shadow Johnny rotten wherever he posts ..
Because I’m hot as fuck.
Potentially...or because she wants free Bupa healthcare. Either way she's gonna be disappointed
I guess time will tell.
I’d like to say the same for you with gym girl but we both know that’s not happening.
£50 quid says I upload a pic with gym girl .. within the month of April
Ok, now it got creepy. "
I concur |
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"Ill make sure it's taken in the gym for authenticity. And I'll even get her to hold a sign saying fabswingers =I'm gymgirl ... Don't doubt me laa "
Doubt you?
Mate, I doubt she even exists. |
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"Ill make sure it's taken in the gym for authenticity. And I'll even get her to hold a sign saying fabswingers =I'm gymgirl ... Don't doubt me laa
Doubt you?
Mate, I doubt she even exists. "
You doubt there's a girl in the gym who I'm attracted to ...
Ok
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"Is there popcorn for this thread?
Am I allowed to eat popcorn in the gym?
We could throw it at them until they stop bickering? "
Don’t waste it feed me |
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"Is there popcorn for this thread?
Am I allowed to eat popcorn in the gym?
We could throw it at them until they stop bickering? "
I don't like popcorn.
Any other snacks available? |
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"Is there popcorn for this thread?
Am I allowed to eat popcorn in the gym?
We could throw it at them until they stop bickering?
I don't like popcorn.
Any other snacks available?"
Maybe. If you stop bickering |
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"Is there popcorn for this thread?
Am I allowed to eat popcorn in the gym?
We could throw it at them until they stop bickering?
I don't like popcorn.
Any other snacks available?
Maybe. If you stop bickering "
It's ok, they've gone to eat popcorn together.
I prefer chocolate based snacks though. |
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Well that's the China all smashed! New bull in the shop. Should be interesting to see the reviews post first meet in person then
Also quite a fan of a perspiring lady fresh from the gym so in it for the photo if nothing else |
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"Is this the interval..... "
us gym folk call it the rest period between sets.
*Swigs back some protein shake*
"Lightweight, baby. Ain't nuthin but a peanut!" |
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"Is there popcorn for this thread?
Am I allowed to eat popcorn in the gym?
Are you Gym Girl?
Oh my gawd, there's a plot twist I didn't expect."
Sweaty popcorn   |
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"Has anyone else see posts disappear from this thread ???
After som of the comments I wouldn't be surprised if some members disappeared too . . . "
We can but hope.... |
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"Well that's the China all smashed! New bull in the shop. Should be interesting to see the reviews post first meet in person then
Also quite a fan of a perspiring lady fresh from the gym so in it for the photo if nothing else "
I'm just out of the gym. More soaking than sweaty due to the Mancunian precipitation |
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"Update ...
She was there today ..briefly , but she was working out with some meathead .. he was massive but looked old enough to be her dad ..mission abandoned for today ... Operation "muscle in on the big fella" starts tomorrow . "
Good luck |
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"Well? I suspect OP is serving a well deserved and hopefully lengthy ban...
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I'm not sure I agree with that.
We all know how judgemental and antagonising the forums can be.
He shouldn't have, but he bit. |
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"Well? I suspect OP is serving a well deserved and hopefully lengthy ban...
I'm not sure I agree with that.
We all know how judgemental and antagonising the forums can be.
He shouldn't have, but he bit. "
the cheeky bugger edited my quote!! |
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"Well? I suspect OP is serving a well deserved and hopefully lengthy ban...
I'm not sure I agree with that.
We all know how judgemental and antagonising the forums can be.
He shouldn't have, but he bit. the cheeky bugger edited my quote!!"
Me? Never!
He bit hard. Wrists got slapped. Lessons may or may not be learnt. |
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