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For a limited time only, by popular demand of two nagging sods - Random Status Update Generator

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The Random Generator Productions Corporation proudly (I have to say that) presents the return of The Random Status Update Generator.

For a limited period you… yes YOU can have a totally FREE Random Status Update courtesy of the Random Status Update Generator XP2012v.2

Why sit and struggle with what to type in your status update…. you’ll only come up with a load of bollox.

Impress your friends.

Be a smart cookie.

Use the Random Status Update Generator.

It’s FREE!

No hidden charges.

No need to hand over your credit card details – unless you really want to.

Request your FREE, yes FREE Random Status Update and if you are not 100% satisfied…. well to be honest we don’t really care but we will give you a full refund.

Terms and conditions apply.

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Can I read the terms and conditions first?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

please may I have one

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can I read the terms and conditions first?

*sigh*

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

what are the terms and conditions?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"please may I have one"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Hoodie in the woody, but the question is… should he?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"what are the terms and conditions?"

*double sigh*

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"what are the terms and conditions?

*double sigh*"
i sold my soul already...ok il have one please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I read the terms and conditions first?

(facetious: on)

(grammar nazi: on)

I don't know. Can you?

(grammar nazzi: off)

(facetious: off)

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"please may I have one

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Hoodie in the woody, but the question is… should he?

thank you, I shall post it immediately.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I'm game for a laugh - please can I have one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may regret saying this, but yes please x

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

One for me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooo free stuff

I'll have one please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put my name down for one please.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"what are the terms and conditions?

*double sigh*i sold my soul already...ok il have one please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Did the Flower Pot Men have overactive bladders?

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Hook me up girl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something delicious for Raymondo please

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Oh I'm game for a laugh - please can I have one

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

If laughing makes you younger - reading your profile has just took 5 years off of me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Dear Random Generator Productions Corporation,

please may I have a totally FREE Random Status Update generated specifically for me?

Thank you in advance.

Ms Splits (L)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I'm game for a laugh - please can I have one

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

If laughing makes you younger - reading your profile has just took 5 years off of me."

posted lol

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I may regret saying this, but yes please x"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You walk into a tree, I laugh until I cry.

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By *upitersmileCouple over a year ago

Manchester

I never say no to a freebie!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then you've twisted my arm, ill have one please.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"One for me please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

If the world ends tomorrow, make sure you laugh at the Australians today.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Oooo free stuff

I'll have one please "

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Everyone has a purpose in life... yours is cleaning my rusty badge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooo free stuff

I'll have one please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Everyone has a purpose in life... yours is cleaning my rusty badge.

Thankyou was is said will be done

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Put my name down for one please. "

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

The speed of light = 299 792 458 m/s…. what is the speed of dark?

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

How weird, I was only thinking this morning (yes, I do think occasionaly, contrary to popular belief) that the Random Profile Whatever Generator had been sadly absent for a while... Please may I have a new status Polo xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then, I'm game for a go.

Generate away.....

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Hook me up girl.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

There are no stupid questions…….. oh really!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Something delicious for Raymondo please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

My mum said I shouldn’t talk to strangers… one might be my dad.

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple over a year ago

Bridlington

loving the service, could we put our names down for one please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh me, pretty please!!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Dear Random Generator Productions Corporation,

please may I have a totally FREE Random Status Update generated specifically for me?

Thank you in advance.

Ms Splits (L)"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I’m not here to judge people….I just point and snigger at their mistakes.

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Random status me, when you are free (aka when you can be arsed! But make it nice! please you random status nice person you! )

Please no mention of tampon tuggers as I am still scarred.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I never say no to a freebie!! "

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I am paying for my sins……. who do I make the cheque out to?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Go on then you've twisted my arm, ill have one please.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

My other meet was a polo.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"How weird, I was only thinking this morning (yes, I do think occasionaly, contrary to popular belief) that the Random Profile Whatever Generator had been sadly absent for a while... Please may I have a new status Polo xxx"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Is being a clown a serious problem?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Go on then, I'm game for a go.

Generate away....."

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Would you be offended if a midget said your wife’s hair smelt nice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then, I'm game for a go.

Generate away.....

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Would you be offended if a midget said your wife’s hair smelt nice?

I'd be surprised, she shaves it

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Random status me, when you are free (aka when you can be arsed! But make it nice! please you random status nice person you! )

Please no mention of tampon tuggers as I am still scarred."
* coughs at Polo (aka pull your finger out!)

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"Hook me up girl.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

There are no stupid questions…….. oh really!

Posted!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"loving the service, could we put our names down for one please"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

My other half asked me to say those 3 little words… I replied “Is it in?”

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Oh me, pretty please!!"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I wanted a quarter pounder with cheese. I got a supermodel with thrush.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Random status me, when you are free (aka when you can be arsed! But make it nice! please you random status nice person you! )

Please no mention of tampon tuggers as I am still scarred."

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I read it was erotic to use feathers on your lover’s skin… may be a dead pigeon was going too far.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Go on then, I'm game for a go.

Generate away.....

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Would you be offended if a midget said your wife’s hair smelt nice?

I'd be surprised, she shaves it

He was standing behind her

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Yes please I would like one

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Yes please I would like one

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Never ask an archaeologist if he knows which period the stain in your knickers came from.

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Random status me, when you are free (aka when you can be arsed! But make it nice! please you random status nice person you! )

Please no mention of tampon tuggers as I am still scarred.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I read it was erotic to use feathers on your lover’s skin… may be a dead pigeon was going too far.

soooo unfair mystical polo, as you are obviously aware I am scared of birds, pigeons are one of my worst fears!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go for it :o)

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Random status me, when you are free (aka when you can be arsed! But make it nice! please you random status nice person you! )

Please no mention of tampon tuggers as I am still scarred.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I read it was erotic to use feathers on your lover’s skin… may be a dead pigeon was going too far.

soooo unfair mystical polo, as you are obviously aware I am scared of birds, pigeons are one of my worst fears!"

To be transferred to our customer support department, please press the F1 key now.

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Random status me, when you are free (aka when you can be arsed! But make it nice! please you random status nice person you! )

Please no mention of tampon tuggers as I am still scarred.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I read it was erotic to use feathers on your lover’s skin… may be a dead pigeon was going too far.

soooo unfair mystical polo, as you are obviously aware I am scared of birds, pigeons are one of my worst fears!

To be transferred to our customer support department, please press the F1 key now.

Unfortunately, I am on my phone so there is no F1 button. I will speak to my solicitor, admin and the press in the morning to show Derek Accorah is more factual than you

I came here to know my future, and Madam Polo has tried to rip me off. Let this be a warning to you ficker folk!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Go for it :o)"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

If being sexy is a crime, I’m dropping all charges.

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By *upitersmileCouple over a year ago

Manchester

"I never say no to a freebie!!

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I am paying for my sins……. who do I make the cheque out to?

Love it! Ta very much x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/10/12 07:00:28]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on them, send one our way please xx

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please miss, may I have one?

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Me, me, me please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear Random Status Update Generator,

When the programme returns from it's ( unnecessary) beauty sleep.... Would it be possible to request that it provides me with the results of it's mild mannered musings...?

Please...and Thankyou...

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By *ingmasterMan over a year ago

nottingham

i'll try one. from the kinky section please if poss .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go for it :o)

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

If being sexy is a crime, I’m dropping all charges.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Go on them, send one our way please xx"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Due to the adult content of this update you will need to validate your age with a credit card to read it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I hav 1 please x

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"oh yes please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

If nothing is impossible, why do I find it so easy to do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gosh are you still at it?

Can we have one please?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Dear Random Generator Productions Corporation,

please may I have a totally FREE Random Status Update generated specifically for me?

Thank you in advance.

Ms Splits (L)

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I’m not here to judge people….I just point and snigger at their mistakes.

Erm, thank you. I'll use it later this week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh i just love a freebie

Can i have one please

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Please miss, may I have one?"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Trick or Treat?.... either way your getting cock!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

[Removed by poster at 24/10/12 10:03:21]

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Me, me, me please!

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I asked my FB to be my Secret Santa…. so he fucked off for a year.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Dear Random Status Update Generator,

When the programme returns from it's ( unnecessary) beauty sleep.... Would it be possible to request that it provides me with the results of it's mild mannered musings...?

Please...and Thankyou...

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

“A word to the wise”…. don’t the stupid need it more?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"i'll try one. from the kinky section please if poss . "

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

My stasus update would have been funny if RSUG wasn't eating a bacon butty.

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If at all possible, before the free period expires, can i have a suitable one please...

Thanks in advance..

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By *ornieandhotCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

Oh this has really cheered me up can I have one please

D x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

pretty please polo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on them, send one our way please xx

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Due to the adult content of this update you will need to validate your age with a credit card to read it.

Erm, thankyou.....obviously all proceeds will be donated to charity

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By *layersdelightCouple over a year ago

Stevenage

Cam I have one please? Fankooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this is so funny

Please can we apply for this special offer xx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can I hav 1 please x"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

2B or not 2B..... that is the pencil.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Gosh are you still at it?

Can we have one please?

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

When she said I could fuck two birds at once, I didn't think one would be thrush.

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

may i have a random status pretty please ! much thanks ! x

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

I love the free things in life!

Could I have one too?

Thank you in anticipation.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Oh i just love a freebie

Can i have one please"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I would just like to point out to the Scottish press, this is not a real uniform.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"If at all possible, before the free period expires, can i have a suitable one please...

Thanks in advance..

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

My girlfriend lets me lick anything off her, butter, jam, cheese. She's a cracker.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Oh this has really cheered me up can I have one please

D x"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Our mission is to find how many wrongs make a right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh i just love a freebie

Can i have one please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I would just like to point out to the Scottish press, this is not a real uniform.

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By *ornieandhotCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

Hehe love it thanks xx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"pretty please polo

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

You can't be stupid all of your life... you'll need to sleep at some point.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear RGPC, could I please request a random status update?

Yours in anticipation,

Smike

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"If at all possible, before the free period expires, can i have a suitable one please...

Thanks in advance..

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

My girlfriend lets me lick anything off her, butter, jam, cheese. She's a cracker.

Errrrm, as thats the status i already had,

. (in my bestest bdsm inpressioon.)

plesse can i have another ... Ta.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"If at all possible, before the free period expires, can i have a suitable one please...

Thanks in advance..

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

My girlfriend lets me lick anything off her, butter, jam, cheese. She's a cracker.

Errrrm, as thats the status i already had,

. (in my bestest bdsm inpressioon.)

plesse can i have another ... Ta.

It just shows how accurate our service is

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Cam I have one please? Fankooo"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Katie Price... kick her in the cunt!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh me, pretty please!!

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I wanted a quarter pounder with cheese. I got a supermodel with thrush.

LOL thanks! :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have one too please ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then, I'm game for a go.

Generate away.....

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Would you be offended if a midget said your wife’s hair smelt nice?

I'd be surprised, she shaves it

He was standing behind her

She waxes that bit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I would like one please.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Today !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooh, we got missed out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do me please x

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

Is it still the free period,if it is,

give me one as well.

If the free periods over,can i just say,

That eurotounge's a right groveling bastard.

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple over a year ago

Bridlington

thank you. its now our new status

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a Polo special please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like one too please Random Status Update Generator!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Before bed time then!

Im going out again ...... C'mon!!

Nothing about patience, impatience or being demanding ..... thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

could we have one pretty please xx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"this is so funny

Please can we apply for this special offer xx"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

It doesn’t matter if you win or lose…. as long as I win.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"may i have a random status pretty please ! much thanks ! x"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Laughing is a great way to hide the truth..... I bet you chuckled your ass off typing VWE.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I love the free things in life!

Could I have one too?

Thank you in anticipation.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Age, looks and size not important... if you promise to keep the lights off.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Dear RGPC, could I please request a random status update?

Yours in anticipation,

Smike

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

No sheep were harmed during the making of this profile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I clicked the 'I read the disclaimer box' ... can we have one please?

Wolf

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can I have one too please ?

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I agree with polo 100%... Katie Price needs kicking in the cunt!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thankyou for mine miss polo

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I would like one please.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

There's a thin woman inside of me screaming to get out... I shut the bitch up with chocolate.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Do me please x"

I've already told you I don't do quickie instant meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do me please x

I've already told you I don't do quickie instant meets

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Do me please x"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

You have the right to remain silent... infact I prefer it if you did.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and status changed, thank you x

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Is it still the free period,if it is,

give me one as well.

If the free periods over,can i just say,

That eurotounge's a right groveling bastard.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

That eurotounge's a right groveling bastard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These are brilliant Polo, cheers. I have already seen an influx on weirdos messaging me since i put mines up

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can I have a Polo special please

Yeah sure... but did you also want a status update?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a Polo special please

Yeah sure... but did you also want a status update?"

I'll be a greedy boy and have both please

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I would like one too please Random Status Update Generator!

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

A picture paints 1000 words… so shut the fuck up and send me a photo of your tits.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"could we have one pretty please xx

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Live, love and laugh....... but let them dress and leave before you start laughing.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I clicked the 'I read the disclaimer box' ... can we have one please?

Wolf

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

You must have fallen from heaven..... and had a really bad landing.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can I have a Polo special please

Yeah sure... but did you also want a status update?

I'll be a greedy boy and have both please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I believe in free love... but I'm willing to go up to a fiver.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Dear RSG........

I must return my GRS as I am unable to use it due to circumstances beyond my control.

I would however like to exchange it for another.

Regards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a Polo special please

Yeah sure... but did you also want a status update?

I'll be a greedy boy and have both please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I believe in free love... but I'm willing to go up to a fiver."

Thank you Polo, I have updated my status and got some extra cash out of the ATM in case it helps me strike gold!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear Random Status Update Generator,

When the programme returns from it's ( unnecessary) beauty sleep.... Would it be possible to request that it provides me with the results of it's mild mannered musings...?

Please...and Thankyou...

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

“A word to the wise”…. don’t the stupid need it more?

Posted... Mwwaaahhhh!!!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Dear RSG........

I must return my GRS as I am unable to use it due to circumstances beyond my control.

I would however like to exchange it for another.

Regards

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

When I warned you I may be using Tena lady… I wasn’t suggesting a 3some with a Ukrainian hooker.

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Is it still the free period,if it is,

give me one as well.

If the free periods over,can i just say,

That eurotounge's a right groveling bastard.

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

That eurotounge's a right groveling bastard."

WOW! WOW!! and thrice WOW!!!

i was right,in your face euro,or should i say,ya groveling bastard.

the random status updater is never wrong.

ps still the best thread polo,i'm hoping random status updater,can be re set for the christmas edition.

pps oh shit,that makes me just as much of a groveling bastard as eurotounge.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I am in awe at the power of the RSG!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear RGPC, could I please request a random status update?

Yours in anticipation,

Smike

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

No sheep were harmed during the making of this profile.

Hmm, tricky, that might get me lynched at the local leisure centre - "What do the Welsh call two sheep tied to a lamp-post? "

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Please may I have my Randomly Generated Status Polo? Thankyouverymuch!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Please may I have my Randomly Generated Status Polo? Thankyouverymuch!

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

As the cool gangsters say movies "mi casa es su casa" ..... casa does mean cock doesn't it?

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Please may I have my Randomly Generated Status Polo? Thankyouverymuch!

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

As the cool gangsters say movies "mi casa es su casa" ..... casa does mean cock doesn't it?

Lol! Classic! TY RSG (and Polo..!) posting it now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks RSG and Polo for ours too

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go for it Polo ..... hit me with it one more time.

( is this the fourth time actually?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have one if you dont mind miss

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

Me too RSG, I'll have a freebie x

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Due to unfortunate circumstances outside of my control I cannot apply my random status.

Please may I have an alternative (if it's not too greedy)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you polo xx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Go for it Polo ..... hit me with it one more time.

( is this the fourth time actually?) "

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Good things come in small packages…. unless it's a tiny pair of men’s undercrackers.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I'll have one if you dont mind miss

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

You only speak in vowels with a cock in your mouth.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Me too RSG, I'll have a freebie x"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

aaaaa oooooooooo uuu eeee

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Due to unfortunate circumstances outside of my control I cannot apply my random status.

Please may I have an alternative (if it's not too greedy)

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

As Brick Top once said….In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have one please

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can I have one please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

As Vinny said to Tyrone…. Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have one please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

As Vinny said to Tyrone…. Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

Ill post that now

Thank you

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can I be a smart cookie please

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can I be a smart cookie please"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Stay clear of the 5th little piggy... it's into watersports!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Not only random , but useful advice

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Not only random , but useful advice"

We aim to please..... and use a TRX tactical scope for accuracy.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

can i have a new one please polo?

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Ooh, is the RSUG still running!?

Can I have a new one please... My last one was a huge 'success'...

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"can i have a new one please polo?

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Remember, remember the 5th of November, espcially if you are due in at work.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Ooh, is the RSUG still running!?

Can I have a new one please... My last one was a huge 'success'...

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

4 words I shall never again say after sex...'Howz about that then'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I'm up for it can I have one pretty please lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please may I have another one Polo - thank u xx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Oh I'm up for it can I have one pretty please lol "

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Do you have an itch that needs scratching? I have some cream left over.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Ooh, if we're getting new ones, can I have one please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I'm up for it can I have one pretty please lol

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Do you have an itch that needs scratching? I have some cream left over."

Thanks...... *sits back and waits for the messages to flood my in box lol*

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Please may I have another one Polo - thank u xx

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I don't do W/S, so pee in the loo.

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By *H.coupleCouple over a year ago

edinburgh

we'll have one if you're still doing them please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please may I have another one Polo - thank u xx

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I don't do W/S, so pee in the loo."

cool - I like it and are posting it now lol thank u xxx

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Ooh, if we're getting new ones, can I have one please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I think you'll find it’s ‘I think therefore I am’… not ‘I drink therefore I spam’.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes please polo x

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"we'll have one if you're still doing them please

xx"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I’ve never been on to hide my light under a bushel… or any other variety of hedge.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Yes please polo x"

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

1 banana 2 banana 3 banana 4… 4 bananas make a bunch and make you rather sore.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Can I have one please .....

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By *ucati1098Couple over a year ago

nottingham

Yes please me and Mr will have one please

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By *H.coupleCouple over a year ago

edinburgh

"we'll have one if you're still doing them please

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

I’ve never been on to hide my light under a bushel… or any other variety of hedge.

posted, thank you

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can I have one please .....

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

If at first you don't succeed… skydiving may not be the sport for you.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Yes please me and Mr will have one please "

Dear Customer

Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.

We hope you will be pleased with your product.

Your Random Status Update is:

RSUG squeesed one in for us... how lucky are we.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Phewwwwwwwwwwwww... thank fudge-pucker for that.

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