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Gf says my little mushroom dick is too small
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"Put it in some dung, it might grow a bit.
I've tried a pump and pills.. Neither worked"
You cannot make it bigger 
Learn different techniques to please your partner or see if she wants to meet as a "hot wife" when she wants a larger cock. |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
london |
"Fist her"
^ This is a good option….
Perhaps bring in your hands and tongue, more emphasis on foreplay.
Also maybe consider trying some Penis Sleeve?? Extenders. Something that goes over your guy… |
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By *obajxMan
over a year ago
Cheshire |
Tie a piece of string to it and attatch the other end of the string to a door handle
Ensure the string is fastened tight and taught
open and close the door twenty times
Do this every day for a week and im certain you'll notice and feel the difference |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put it in her bumhole, will feel like a hammer back there.isnt that a stinkhorn mushroom 
Or a shiitake."
Read this as "Shit shake"
Suppose that would work too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to get rid, I want to improve our relationship.. put it in one of them fake fanny things and fuck her with that"
I’m just about to message you for some advice |
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"She shouldn't have slagged the size of your cock not very nice, she wouldn't be impressed if you slagged a part of her body.. its just my opinion. "
I commented on the size of her large lavia which she didn't like.. |
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"She shouldn't have slagged the size of your cock not very nice, she wouldn't be impressed if you slagged a part of her body.. its just my opinion.
I commented on the size of her large lavia which she didn't like.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She shouldn't have slagged the size of your cock not very nice, she wouldn't be impressed if you slagged a part of her body.. its just my opinion.
I commented on the size of her large lavia which she didn't like.. "
Got to keep it even. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to get rid, I want to improve our relationship.. put it in one of them fake fanny things and fuck her with that
I’m just about to message you for some advice "
fisting is my preference you were warned prepare to gape like aladdins cave if you go down that road  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She shouldn't have slagged the size of your cock not very nice, she wouldn't be impressed if you slagged a part of her body.. its just my opinion.
I commented on the size of her large lavia which she didn't like.. "
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"Ask her what she thinks you should do about it.
I'm sure I have..
And what did she say?
Think more oral..
Is she not concerned about your enjoyment?"
Ye a lot, that's why didn't enjoy penis extender.. |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"She shouldn't have slagged the size of your cock not very nice, she wouldn't be impressed if you slagged a part of her body.. its just my opinion.
I commented on the size of her large lavia which she didn't like.. "
If any of this is true, rather than an attention seeking post, you pretty much got what you deserved. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this post has all the signs of a wannabe cuck trying to find wank material
Hmmm this does raise the question, do you have cuck tendencies?
It’s says you like to be dominated on your profile…"
I’m gonna believe he does until he says otherwise.
Sounds like it certainly
In that case OP just out with it bet they’re loads who will come to you.Well one less now(mwaaaahhhhaaaahaaaahhaaaa)
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"this post has all the signs of a wannabe cuck trying to find wank material
Hmmm this does raise the question, do you have cuck tendencies?
It’s says you like to be dominated on your profile…"
I've not tried but will try anything once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just introduce a bigger dick into the relationship.... Doesn't have to be a cuckold thing at all.
I've suggested a big black cock but says it may ruin the relationship "
Sounds like you’re maybe being the one trying to push things if thats what your mind jumps to.
Maybe shes just playing along with you cause she cares. |
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"Just introduce a bigger dick into the relationship.... Doesn't have to be a cuckold thing at all.
I've suggested a big black cock but says it may ruin the relationship
Sounds like you’re maybe being the one trying to push things if thats what your mind jumps to.
Maybe shes just playing along with you cause she cares."
Ye maybe you are right, I just want her to be sexually satisfied |
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Request a refund and tell her to go home. Just say it's not too small its, like dropping a penny in a wishing well then get a girl that appreciates every part of you.
It how you use it that counts. |
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I’ll be honest, I’m sensing some bull shit here, however, if this is genuine and you commented on the size of her labia because she commented on the size of your dick it sounds like you’ve reacted the wrong way to her shaming you.
I would suggest that you are happy that she said you have a small knob and you are sub and I’ve looked at your profile.
If you’re not, then she’s shamed you and you’ve shamed her back, based on that I’d say you’re probably not right for each other. |
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"Put it in some dung, it might grow a bit.
I've tried a pump and pills.. Neither worked"
Dont fall for that crap. Learn tp love what you have and find other ways you can please her other than her vagina. |
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"Put it in some dung, it might grow a bit.
I've tried a pump and pills.. Neither worked
Dont fall for that crap. Learn tp love what you have and find other ways you can please her other than her vagina. "
Well said  |
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"I don't want to get rid, I want to improve our relationship.. "
Relationships are more than just about sex, I only have 6.5 inches and was with my last partner for 8 years. My depression ended us and she is now in a relationship with her dom and he has a smaller one that me. Show her you love her, do small things like make her a cuppa, take her out for a meal, tell her you love her and so on. All the things I should of done but failed too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As per others OP, if it's an issue you need to get a new lady. Does she know you're on fab?
No"
Maybe need to concentrate on your relationship. She's saying you have a small dick, you're on here, swings and roundabouts. Hope you manage to sort it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd also say the fact that your telling her she can go elsewhere and she isn't accepting the offer proves that she's obviously quite happy with what she's getting.
It maybe say that the swinging lifestyle isn't for her so don't keep pushing as you may lose her for that |
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