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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Send me memes x

Oh! And someone explain what memes are to the boomers!

(It’s a joke

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello there!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You gosh darn whippersnappers get off my lawn!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Probably playing Nintendo

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

What’s a boomer

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By *inkyRebelMan over a year ago

Swindon

"What’s a boomer"

Isn't it a type of loaf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv learned not to google things of here why dont you tell me what meme is then to protect my eyes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Does it count if you LOOK under 30? Asking for an, erm, "friend"

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Does it count if you LOOK under 30? Asking for an, erm, "friend"

Thank you for asking for me.

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

But your looking for up to age 55

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If that counts

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Just!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"What’s a boomer"

Baby boomer. It's a name for a generation. Like Millenial.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Just! "

Errrr tick tock, tick tock

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Just!

Errrr tick tock, tick tock

Oi!

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Me I'm under 30 playing with my pogs and watching teenage mutant ninja turtles and chewing Hubba bubba gum.

Cowabunga dude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just!

Errrr tick tock, tick tock

It’s tik tok

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just!

Errrr tick tock, tick tock

It’s tik tok

*Squints over glasses*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just!

Errrr tick tock, tick tock

It’s tik tok

*Squints over glasses*"

You need them at your age, Swing!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just!

Errrr tick tock, tick tock

It’s tik tok

*Squints over glasses*

You need them at your age, Swing!

I needed them in primary school

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Probably playing Nintendo "

Have you seen the pic of Big Sean’s Willy next to a Nintendo switch? I wish my willy was that big.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s a boomer

Baby boomer. It's a name for a generation. Like Millenial. "

Nice explaining. Don’t want them asking to speak to a manager because of your attitude

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me I'm under 30 playing with my pogs and watching teenage mutant ninja turtles and chewing Hubba bubba gum.

Cowabunga dude."

You sound just like my friends. I believe you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"But your looking for up to age 55"

This post is a joke. I love people older than 30. Some of my best friends are over 30. My mum is over 30!!

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By *nSeeNMan over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

"But your looking for up to age 55

This post is a joke. I love people older than 30. Some of my best friends are over 30. My mum is over 30!!

Is she single ?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"But your looking for up to age 55

This post is a joke. I love people older than 30. Some of my best friends are over 30. My mum is over 30!!

... That sounds wrong in my head

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"What’s a boomer"

A very long drive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*raises hand*

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By *alentTeaseMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Fat old farts on this site

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does it count if you LOOK under 30? Asking for an, erm, "friend"

You guys are welcome here always

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"But your looking for up to age 55

This post is a joke. I love people older than 30. Some of my best friends are over 30. My mum is over 30!!

... That sounds wrong in my head

!!! But you know the bit I’m doing so it’s fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"But your looking for up to age 55

This post is a joke. I love people older than 30. Some of my best friends are over 30. My mum is over 30!!

Is she single ?

Yes because she’s annoying as hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fat old farts on this site"

Fanny farts? They turn me on tbf

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By *X00Man over a year ago

Manchester

We are few and far between

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holding on to my twenties before I join the oldies club in June

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We are few and far between

At first I thought it was because this is a swinging site then I realised there’s barely any swingers on here anyway so can’t be that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Holding on to my twenties before I join the oldies club in June

Will be sad to see you leave the club but hope you make good use of the freedom pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well this threads made me feel old

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"Well this threads made me feel old

"
makes 2 of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s a boomer"

Character in Battlestar Galactica (probably showing my age!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I live at number under 30.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo"

Yo what you sayin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well this threads made me feel old

Oh I’m sorry. You guys are welcome in my club anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well this threads made me feel old

makes 2 of us "

You’re also welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s a boomer

Character in Battlestar Galactica (probably showing my age!)

No no. That’s correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I live at number under 30."

Flirting with the boundaries, Jim!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Holding on to my twenties before I join the oldies club in June

Will be sad to see you leave the club but hope you make good use of the freedom pass

I'm marching toward the 40 club

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I must resign my membership

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I got old!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holding on to my twenties before I join the oldies club in June

Will be sad to see you leave the club but hope you make good use of the freedom pass

I'm marching toward the 40 club

Dont worry, age means fuck all! I'm still as jaded now as I was in my 30's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I must resign my membership

No Lacey! Come back to us!

HBD by the way

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I must resign my membership

No Lacey! Come back to us!

HBD by the way

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I must resign my membership

happy birthday lacey, wait hold on...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LACEY!!! So you can see

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I must resign my membership

happy birthday lacey, wait hold on...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LACEY!!! So you can see

Hang on dear, let me just find my reading glasses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I must resign my membership

No Lacey! Come back to us!

HBD by the way

Thank you! "

Sad to see you go but like… this club is for UNDER 30s.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*cries

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I must resign my membership

No Lacey! Come back to us!

HBD by the way

Thank you!

Sad to see you go but like… this club is for UNDER 30s.

Get off my lawn

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I must resign my membership

No Lacey! Come back to us!

HBD by the way

Thank you!

Sad to see you go but like… this club is for UNDER 30s.

I'll see myself out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a couple years late for this party

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*cries "

I do love you though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I must resign my membership

No Lacey! Come back to us!

HBD by the way

Thank you!

Sad to see you go but like… this club is for UNDER 30s.

Get off my lawn"

Sorry ma’am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck you steve.

Fuck you and this thread.

Also, morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I must resign my membership

No Lacey! Come back to us!

HBD by the way

Thank you!

Sad to see you go but like… this club is for UNDER 30s.

I'll see myself out

You know that Wesley Snipes gif? That’s me rn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They say you’re only as old as the person you’re feeling. My wife is 27 so I’m joining this club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck you steve.

Fuck you and this thread.

Also, morning.

Nobody writes poetry anymore. We have tik tok now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m a couple years late for this party

Damn. Are the bingo parties not as fun?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a couple years late for this party

Damn. Are the bingo parties not as fun? "

You wait will soon creep up on you too

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"They say you’re only as old as the person you’re feeling. My wife is 27 so I’m joining this club."

But she feels you, so that makes her older than 30! Even if you average it, that makes you both 30.5 sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They say you’re only as old as the person you’re feeling. My wife is 27 so I’m joining this club."

Oh yes you’re welcome as long as she’s with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They say you’re only as old as the person you’re feeling. My wife is 27 so I’m joining this club.

But she feels you, so that makes her older than 30! Even if you average it, that makes you both 30.5 sorry! "

We don’t do logic in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*cries

I do love you though

Love you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They say you’re only as old as the person you’re feeling. My wife is 27 so I’m joining this club.

Oh yes you’re welcome as long as she’s with you

Does she have to be? She cramps my style.

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By *aiseiMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I am faaaaaarrrrrrrrr too late for this thread…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are other under 30s here?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I must resign my membership

No Lacey! Come back to us!

HBD by the way

Thank you!

Sad to see you go but like… this club is for UNDER 30s.

I'll see myself out

You know that Wesley Snipes gif? That’s me rn "

Nope. I'm clearly showing my age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I must resign my membership

No Lacey! Come back to us!

HBD by the way

Thank you!

Sad to see you go but like… this club is for UNDER 30s.

I'll see myself out

You know that Wesley Snipes gif? That’s me rn "

You know that Steve Buscemi “How do you do, fellow kids?” meme? That’s me rn

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I must resign my membership

No Lacey! Come back to us!

HBD by the way

Thank you!

Sad to see you go but like… this club is for UNDER 30s.

I'll see myself out

You know that Wesley Snipes gif? That’s me rn

You know that Steve Buscemi “How do you do, fellow kids?” meme? That’s me rn

I’m under 30- of course I know it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I must resign my membership

No Lacey! Come back to us!

HBD by the way

Thank you!

Sad to see you go but like… this club is for UNDER 30s.

I'll see myself out

You know that Wesley Snipes gif? That’s me rn

You know that Steve Buscemi “How do you do, fellow kids?” meme? That’s me rn

I’m under 30- of course I know it.

Well played young man, well played

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"*cries "

I feel your pain!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oggy Oggy Oggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oggy Oggy Oggy "

I know this one. I know this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight.

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight. "

I would keep you company but I'm too old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven’t got long left being under 30

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight.

I would keep you company but I'm too old

Hey! How’d you get in here?!

Anyway, wanna feel someone under 30?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight.

I would keep you company but I'm too old

With great age comes great wisdom

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight.

I would keep you company but I'm too old

With great age comes great wisdom

Well she’s fucking wise then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight.

I would keep you company but I'm too old

Same

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight.

I would keep you company but I'm too old

With great age comes great wisdom

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I haven’t got long left being under 30

If you buy a membership now it’s good for a year even after your 30th. Like a railcard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Busy being haters

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight.

I would keep you company but I'm too old

With great age comes great wisdom

Well she’s fucking wise then"

You know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Busy being haters "

Sipping on that hateraid

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight.

I would keep you company but I'm too old

Same

Fancy a pint x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fuck it, shall we have an orgy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck it, shall we have an orgy? "

Sorry thinking out loud.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Busy being haters

Sipping on that hateraid

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I haven’t got long left being under 30

If you buy a membership now it’s good for a year even after your 30th. Like a railcard.

I never got this offer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight.

I would keep you company but I'm too old

Same

Fancy a pint x"

Hit me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve only got 2 years left of being under 30! - L xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty sure I qualify to be here got along ways to go

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight.

I would keep you company but I'm too old

Hey! How’d you get in here?!

Anyway, wanna feel someone under 30?

You know what I really could do with a tickle match right now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I haven’t got long left being under 30

If you buy a membership now it’s good for a year even after your 30th. Like a railcard.

I never got this offer

Oh… Hey Lacey. Haha. How did you get in here? Ahaha? *looks at camera*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven’t got long left being under 30

If you buy a membership now it’s good for a year even after your 30th. Like a railcard.

Can I buy a few

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve only got 2 years left of being under 30! - L xx"

Show off.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Are 50 year old fellas ok to attend the orgy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pretty sure I qualify to be here got along ways to go

WELCOME FELLOW GEN Zer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are 50 year old fellas ok to attend the orgy?

The orgy, yes! Yes of course!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty sure I qualify to be here got along ways to go

WELCOME FELLOW GEN Zer

"
thank you thank you

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Are 50 year old fellas ok to attend the orgy?

The orgy, yes! Yes of course!

Yay! All we need are some ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve only got 2 years left of being under 30! - L xx"
make the most of it. It’s all grey hairs and sore knees from there (apparently)

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I haven’t got long left being under 30

If you buy a membership now it’s good for a year even after your 30th. Like a railcard.

I never got this offer

Oh… Hey Lacey. Haha. How did you get in here? Ahaha? *looks at camera*"

Fuck you Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve only got 2 years left of being under 30! - L xx

Show off."

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight.

I would keep you company but I'm too old

Hey! How’d you get in here?!

Anyway, wanna feel someone under 30?

You know what I really could do with a tickle match right now..."

Seems unfair? But if you fancy losing then no problemo

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"What’s a boomer"

A nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine. It's US Navy slang.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We’re watching vines tonight? What was your favourite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I haven’t got long left being under 30

If you buy a membership now it’s good for a year even after your 30th. Like a railcard.

Can I buy a few

When Lacey leaves, yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I haven’t got long left being under 30

If you buy a membership now it’s good for a year even after your 30th. Like a railcard.

I never got this offer

Oh… Hey Lacey. Haha. How did you get in here? Ahaha? *looks at camera*

Fuck you Steve

*uncomfortable laughter*

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Bringing this back as I’m feeling lonely tonight.

I would keep you company but I'm too old

Hey! How’d you get in here?!

Anyway, wanna feel someone under 30?

You know what I really could do with a tickle match right now...

Seems unfair? But if you fancy losing then no problemo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s a boomer

A nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine. It's US Navy slang. "

The boomers have got to this one! Send him an urban dictionary or we might lose him forever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck each and every one of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We’re watching vines tonight? What was your favourite? "

https://youtube.com/shorts/chwqVnAchU0?feature=share

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We’re watching vines tonight? What was your favourite?

https://youtube.com/shorts/chwqVnAchU0?feature=share"

https://youtu.be/S0iM3bkkpbI

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck each and every one of you

Hey why so mad? You’re allowed in with your wife!

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Fuck each and every one of you

Hey, I'm way out if the 30 club by 20 years.....calm yer sen down

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Fuck each and every one of you

Hey why so mad? You’re allowed in with your wife!

*cracks door back open* Wait, does that mean I just have to find myself a younger girlfriend?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck each and every one of you

Hey why so mad? You’re allowed in with your wife!

I forgot about that. Do I have to wear those 3 quarter pants with no socks now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck each and every one of you

Hey why so mad? You’re allowed in with your wife!

*cracks door back open* Wait, does that mean I just have to find myself a younger girlfriend?

Is that not the dream?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck each and every one of you

Hey why so mad? You’re allowed in with your wife!

*cracks door back open* Wait, does that mean I just have to find myself a younger girlfriend?

Please Lacey I just want to buy my pass before time runs out

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Fuck each and every one of you

Hey why so mad? You’re allowed in with your wife!

*cracks door back open* Wait, does that mean I just have to find myself a younger girlfriend?

Please Lacey I just want to buy my pass before time runs out

Sorry!! *closes door again*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s a boomer

A nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine. It's US Navy slang.

The boomers have got to this one! Send him an urban dictionary or we might lose him forever.

At this age (under 30) I discovered what a blue bean is. Opposite to blue balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven’t got long left being under 30

If you buy a membership now it’s good for a year even after your 30th. Like a railcard.

I never got this offer

Bet you get ID at pub/bars all the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck each and every one of you

Hey why so mad? You’re allowed in with your wife!

*cracks door back open* Wait, does that mean I just have to find myself a younger girlfriend?

Please Lacey I just want to buy my pass before time runs out

Sorry!! *closes door again*"

Thank youuuu

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

.•°°

"We’re watching vines tonight? What was your favourite? "

https://youtu.be/bWdpBuPEynw

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fuck each and every one of you

Hey why so mad? You’re allowed in with your wife!

*cracks door back open* Wait, does that mean I just have to find myself a younger girlfriend?

I'll ask K if she can fit you in to her busy schedule

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at all those old people trying to fit in with us, full of life youngsters.

The walkers are available at the entrance old folks to assist with your walking

Make sure to grab your gift bags of polo mints as well

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Look at all those old people trying to fit in with us, full of life youngsters.

The walkers are available at the entrance old folks to assist with your walking

Make sure to grab your gift bags of polo mints as well

Fuck off, some of us have had walking aids/wheelchairs since we were 31 anyway

*Whizzes back to the OAP section; pulls a moonie

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

*limps away with creaking joints*

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fuck each and every one of you

Hey why so mad? You’re allowed in with your wife!

*cracks door back open* Wait, does that mean I just have to find myself a younger girlfriend?

I'll ask K if she can fit you in to her busy schedule

LvM"

I volunteer as tribute

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Look at all those old people trying to fit in with us, full of life youngsters.

The walkers are available at the entrance old folks to assist with your walking

Make sure to grab your gift bags of polo mints as well

Your age doesn’t define how full of life you are. My age definitely doesn’t determine when I go home to sleep, if I sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*limps away with creaking joints*"

Leave now before the dj puts on dancehall. Be needing knee or hip surgery afterwards

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Look at all those old people trying to fit in with us, full of life youngsters.

The walkers are available at the entrance old folks to assist with your walking

Make sure to grab your gift bags of polo mints as well

Your age doesn’t define how full of life you are. My age definitely doesn’t determine when I go home to sleep, if I sleep. "

And here I am still catching up on my lack of sleep during last weekend

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Look at all those old people trying to fit in with us, full of life youngsters.

The walkers are available at the entrance old folks to assist with your walking

Make sure to grab your gift bags of polo mints as well

Your age doesn’t define how full of life you are. My age definitely doesn’t determine when I go home to sleep, if I sleep.

And here I am still catching up on my lack of sleep during last weekend

I’m ready to do it all again !

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Look at all those old people trying to fit in with us, full of life youngsters.

The walkers are available at the entrance old folks to assist with your walking

Make sure to grab your gift bags of polo mints as well

Your age doesn’t define how full of life you are. My age definitely doesn’t determine when I go home to sleep, if I sleep.

And here I am still catching up on my lack of sleep during last weekend

I’m ready to do it all again ! "

I would do it all again in a heartbeat (even if I needed a month to recover)

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Fuck each and every one of you

Hey why so mad? You’re allowed in with your wife!

*cracks door back open* Wait, does that mean I just have to find myself a younger girlfriend?

I'll ask K if she can fit you in to her busy schedule

LvM

I volunteer as tribute

Double win!!

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

ok boomer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought I was but after how shattered I was going "out out", I'm not so sure anymore

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"Send me memes x

Oh! And someone explain what memes are to the boomers!

(It’s a joke

So rude

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Look at all those old people trying to fit in with us, full of life youngsters.

The walkers are available at the entrance old folks to assist with your walking

Make sure to grab your gift bags of polo mints as well

Your age doesn’t define how full of life you are. My age definitely doesn’t determine when I go home to sleep, if I sleep.

And here I am still catching up on my lack of sleep during last weekend

I’m ready to do it all again !

I would do it all again in a heartbeat (even if I needed a month to recover)

That’s the spirit

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I thought I was but after how shattered I was going "out out", I'm not so sure anymore

You just need to practise more

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"*limps away with creaking joints*

Leave now before the dj puts on dancehall. Be needing knee or hip surgery afterwards "

Probably. It's a good thing I never go anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck each and every one of you

Hey why so mad? You’re allowed in with your wife!

I forgot about that. Do I have to wear those 3 quarter pants with no socks now?"

No but if you call them pants again you’re both getting a ban

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*limps away with creaking joints*

Leave now before the dj puts on dancehall. Be needing knee or hip surgery afterwards "

Yes! Let’s play some dancehall. Send song suggestions xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Send me memes x

Oh! And someone explain what memes are to the boomers!

(It’s a joke

)

So rude"

Oh I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at all those old people trying to fit in with us, full of life youngsters.

The walkers are available at the entrance old folks to assist with your walking

Make sure to grab your gift bags of polo mints as well

. They’re only allowed in tonight because it’s bingo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at all those old people trying to fit in with us, full of life youngsters.

The walkers are available at the entrance old folks to assist with your walking

Make sure to grab your gift bags of polo mints as well

Your age doesn’t define how full of life you are. My age definitely doesn’t determine when I go home to sleep, if I sleep. "

Spurs is welcome in here if she is willing to dance with us.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I sent you a strange picture doohickey. I'm groovy with the children in this era.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought I was but after how shattered I was going "out out", I'm not so sure anymore

You just need to practise more

Yeah maybe, but on the other hand, see you in 4 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We’re watching vines tonight? What was your favourite?

https://youtu.be/bWdpBuPEynw

Turns out I am in love with you after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I sent you a strange picture doohickey. I'm groovy with the children in this era."

Groovy chick. I remember those days

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I sent you a strange picture doohickey. I'm groovy with the children in this era.

Groovy chick. I remember those days

I think "groovy" was from before I was born

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I sent you a strange picture doohickey. I'm groovy with the children in this era.

Groovy chick. I remember those days

I doubt that very much

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ve got a headache. Someone ask the real adults what they recommend to cure it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I sent you a strange picture doohickey. I'm groovy with the children in this era.

Groovy chick. I remember those days

I think "groovy" was from before I was born

Damn that’s AGES ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I sent you a strange picture doohickey. I'm groovy with the children in this era.

Groovy chick. I remember those days

I doubt that very much

I SO do! Kids used to have the pencil cases!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’ve got a headache. Someone ask the real adults what they recommend to cure it?"

Eye of newt, stirred counterclockwise in a cauldron

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I sent you a strange picture doohickey. I'm groovy with the children in this era.

Groovy chick. I remember those days

I think "groovy" was from before I was born

Damn that’s AGES ago

When I was a wee lass children had respect!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I sent you a strange picture doohickey. I'm groovy with the children in this era.

Groovy chick. I remember those days

I doubt that very much

I SO do! Kids used to have the pencil cases!

Were they hand-me-downs from older siblings? Or from antique shops?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I sent you a strange picture doohickey. I'm groovy with the children in this era.

Groovy chick. I remember those days

I think "groovy" was from before I was born

Damn that’s AGES ago

When I was a wee lass children had respect! "

I was a wee lass, children had lice, rickets and wooden clogs

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I sent you a strange picture doohickey. I'm groovy with the children in this era.

Groovy chick. I remember those days

I think "groovy" was from before I was born

Damn that’s AGES ago

When I was a wee lass children had respect!

I was a wee lass, children had lice, rickets and wooden clogs

Outside toilets in my part of the world. These days you don't know you're born!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tmontana your railcard is granted. Just in time before the thread ends

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I sent you a strange picture doohickey. I'm groovy with the children in this era.

Groovy chick. I remember those days

I think "groovy" was from before I was born

Damn that’s AGES ago

When I was a wee lass children had respect! "

Wee lass. They say that in Sydney?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Tmontana your railcard is granted. Just in time before the thread ends

There's no trains to anywhere this weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I sent you a strange picture doohickey. I'm groovy with the children in this era.

Groovy chick. I remember those days

I doubt that very much

I SO do! Kids used to have the pencil cases!

Were they hand-me-downs from older siblings? Or from antique shops?"

well let’s just say, I’m only child

so the second one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Under 30s RULE!

Steve woz here!

Boomers SUCK!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You man, Roll safe. Hope you get that reference or you’re out of the club.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

36-and-a-bit is the new 29

*Wheels away giggling*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

^it is not.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

^^^Tis so

*Ner ner ner ner ner*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*looks at camera *

Help, there’s an over 30 that won’t leave

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Someone took the ramp away, and now I'm stuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

^ she’s here for the night

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