FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > You know you're getting old when...
You know you're getting old when...
Jump to: Newest in thread
You look at what you what you did for your birthdays example.
In your teens's pub crawl followed by night club or two
In your 30's a good pub with a late bar.
In your 40's where can we go for Sunday lunch need to be home by tea time .. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You look at what you what you did for your birthdays example.
In your teens's pub crawl followed by night club or two
In your 30's a good pub with a late bar.
In your 40's where can we go for Sunday lunch need to be home by tea time .."
And in your 50s let's join a swingers club! (or two)  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"You go to hospital and find out the Doctors Mum was at school with you  "
You're teaching a class and you realise that at least one student in the class are the children of people you knew at Uni. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You look at what you what you did for your birthdays example.
In your teens's pub crawl followed by night club or two
In your 30's a good pub with a late bar.
In your 40's where can we go for Sunday lunch need to be home by tea time ..
And in your 50s let's join a swingers club! (or two) "
Does that mean when I'm in my 50s it will be a holiday to Cap d'Agde...oh yes please you coming with me |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You look at what you what you did for your birthdays example.
In your teens's pub crawl followed by night club or two
In your 30's a good pub with a late bar.
In your 40's where can we go for Sunday lunch need to be home by tea time ..
And in your 50s let's join a swingers club! (or two)
Does that mean when I'm in my 50s it will be a holiday to Cap d'Agde...oh yes please you coming with me "
Count us in |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You look at what you what you did for your birthdays example.
In your teens's pub crawl followed by night club or two
In your 30's a good pub with a late bar.
In your 40's where can we go for Sunday lunch need to be home by tea time ..
And in your 50s let's join a swingers club! (or two)
Does that mean when I'm in my 50s it will be a holiday to Cap d'Agde...oh yes please you coming with me
Count us in "
I'll book the tickets now 3 and half years in advance |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"[Removed by poster at 29/03/22 08:38:22]"
You can’t wait for the weekend so you can hover, mop, dust, clean the bathroom, change the sheets and do one third of that little job that’s been nagging for weeks; then go to the garden centre for tea and cake. Yep, weekends.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My turning point was 5 years ago when I went to collect my prescription and the girl said your fee now you have reached 60! Every cloud and all that x "
I like the phrase "old enough to know better, young enough not to care" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
You buy your velcro trainers by cutting out a coupon from the pages of TV Times magazine. And when they arrive you marvel at how comfortable they are. But you don't realise you've just pissed your pants. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My turning point was 5 years ago when I went to collect my prescription and the girl said your fee now you have reached 60! Every cloud and all that x
I like the phrase "old enough to know better, young enough not to care""
I actually have a wooden sign that my daughter bought me in the garden that says old enough to know better but young enough to do it any way x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My turning point was 5 years ago when I went to collect my prescription and the girl said your fee now you have reached 60! Every cloud and all that x
I like the phrase "old enough to know better, young enough not to care"
I actually have a wooden sign that my daughter bought me in the garden that says old enough to know better but young enough to do it any way x"
Hahaha, and I heard that you do it most ways lol, |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My turning point was 5 years ago when I went to collect my prescription and the girl said your fee now you have reached 60! Every cloud and all that x
I like the phrase "old enough to know better, young enough not to care"
I actually have a wooden sign that my daughter bought me in the garden that says old enough to know better but young enough to do it any way x
Hahaha, and I heard that you do it most ways lol, "
x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"On my 62nd birthday my uncle called me to tell me I was now older than my grandmother was when she died . That made me realise I was old
I hope you took him off your Christmas card list."
Lol. He's a bit odd bless him |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago
London & New Brighton |
What a good question, i lived in a bubble, always being told, i dont look my age, black dont crack and all that, as soon as i joined this site, I'm outside the age range for most. I even looked at 60+ and was too old for them  wtf but sounds crazy younger women i think prefer older guys where as older women tend to like the younger men. I thought 50s is the new 40s shitttt how wrong am I lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
You make the double noises when doing something.
First is when you do the act, like bend over or lift something.
Second is the sigh of relief when the move is finished. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago
Worcestershire |
"You go to hospital and find out the Doctors Mum was at school with you
You're teaching a class and you realise that at least one student in the class are the children of people you knew at Uni. "
Or teaching kids of people you taught  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"Someone didn't believe me that 3 of my grandparents were Victorians born in the 19th century 
Max"
All four of my grandparents were born in the Victorian era.
Both my grandfathers fought in World War one and both survived. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Someone didn't believe me that 3 of my grandparents were Victorians born in the 19th century
Max
All four of my grandparents were born in the Victorian era.
Both my grandfathers fought in World War one and both survived."
Both my grandads did too , my dad was in WW2.
I was obviously a bit of a late mistake |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
When you go upstairs to do something, reach the top of the stairs, and have completely forgotten what is was, half way back down you remember, go up again , suddenly decide you need to do something else as well, and do that first, and half way back down the stairs again before realising you forgot to do the first task again. And repeat. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *trideMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
An English salesman drove into a small Scottish town where a circus was in progress.
A sign read: 'Don't miss Angus, The Amazing Scotsman'.
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.
Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all three walnuts to smithereens with three mighty swings!
The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded sign for the same circus and the same sign
'Don't miss Angus, the Amazing Scotsman'.
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act!
He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated, and there was Angus under the spotlight.
This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.
Angus stood up and bowed to his audience, then suddenly lifted his kilt and shattered the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
'You're incredible!' he told Angus. 'But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?'
'Well laddie,' said the Scot, 'Ma eyes are nae whit they used tae be.'
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *trideMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher walked up
to them and displayed his endowments. The first old lady had a stroke,
the second old lady had a stroke, but the third old lady's arms were too
short to reach.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I suppose that it's a sign for people you're pushing on when members of the bands you follow start dropping off or you hear of a soccer player you used to love watching has passed on, we're here for a very short time , the window is very small Indeed , you only have one life so live it , no regrets.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You go to hospital and find out the Doctors Mum was at school with you
You're teaching a class and you realise that at least one student in the class are the children of people you knew at Uni. "
We have three Teachers at our school who weren't even born when I started working at the school
Cal |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"When you are watching porn and you think to yourself...now that looks like a comfy bed"
I saw a new HOT PHOTO on here and my initial thought was "damn, loving the colour scheme in that bedroom"!! Lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You go to hospital and find out the Doctors Mum was at school with you
You're teaching a class and you realise that at least one student in the class are the children of people you knew at Uni.
We have three Teachers at our school who weren't even born when I started working at the school
Cal"
Only three ? You are lucky |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
xx
..just in case you never heard it ..the young bull said to the old bull , " we'll run up to the top of the field and screw a few cows " the old bull replied " no , we'll walk up and screw them all " ...as regards your 5 a side ..be like the old bull .. 
