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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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....Titfuck.
Never had the pleasure, watched many videos and they look sublime!
Guessing I'll need someone who's fairly blessed up top.
Any experts raise your hands, or even your...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m bookmarking this for tips. I’m absolutely useless at tit wanks 
I use loads of oil, and it’s good for a few moments, but I can never keep my balance and topple over! 
I need to practice. "
Pics or it didn’t happen  |
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"I’m bookmarking this for tips. I’m absolutely useless at tit wanks
I use loads of oil, and it’s good for a few moments, but I can never keep my balance and topple over!
I need to practice.
Pics or it didn’t happen "
I’ll ask my next willing volunteer if he can take footage of my shit tit fuck. And I’ll get it uploaded! |
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"I’m bookmarking this for tips. I’m absolutely useless at tit wanks
I use loads of oil, and it’s good for a few moments, but I can never keep my balance and topple over!
I need to practice. "
Practice, you say  Your boobs are lovely (educational purposes, I looked) and a great size and shape  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m bookmarking this for tips. I’m absolutely useless at tit wanks
I use loads of oil, and it’s good for a few moments, but I can never keep my balance and topple over!
I need to practice.
Pics or it didn’t happen
I’ll ask my next willing volunteer if he can take footage of my shit tit fuck. And I’ll get it uploaded! "
That line never usually works |
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"I’m bookmarking this for tips. I’m absolutely useless at tit wanks
I use loads of oil, and it’s good for a few moments, but I can never keep my balance and topple over!
I need to practice.
Practice, you say Your boobs are lovely (educational purposes, I looked) and a great size and shape x"
Aw thank you.  they’re home grown over 37 years x |
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"I’m bookmarking this for tips. I’m absolutely useless at tit wanks
I use loads of oil, and it’s good for a few moments, but I can never keep my balance and topple over!
I need to practice.
Practice, you say Your boobs are lovely (educational purposes, I looked) and a great size and shape x
Aw thank you. they’re home grown over 37 years x"
Truly nurtured....and a lovely face as well x |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"I’m bookmarking this for tips. I’m absolutely useless at tit wanks
I use loads of oil, and it’s good for a few moments, but I can never keep my balance and topple over!
I need to practice. "
Willing victim here! Not too far away and an excellent tutor. |
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"I’m bookmarking this for tips. I’m absolutely useless at tit wanks
I use loads of oil, and it’s good for a few moments, but I can never keep my balance and topple over!
I need to practice.
Willing victim here! Not too far away and an excellent tutor. "
Victim! I’m not that bad at it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m bookmarking this for tips. I’m absolutely useless at tit wanks
I use loads of oil, and it’s good for a few moments, but I can never keep my balance and topple over!
I need to practice. "
Good god! You've certainly got the right tools for the job!!! |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"I’m bookmarking this for tips. I’m absolutely useless at tit wanks
I use loads of oil, and it’s good for a few moments, but I can never keep my balance and topple over!
I need to practice.
Willing victim here! Not too far away and an excellent tutor.
Victim! I’m not that bad at it! "
Let me be the judge of that! Lol
I have faith in your abilities |
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"I’m bookmarking this for tips. I’m absolutely useless at tit wanks
I use loads of oil, and it’s good for a few moments, but I can never keep my balance and topple over!
I need to practice.
Pics or it didn’t happen
I’ll ask my next willing volunteer if he can take footage of my shit tit fuck. And I’ll get it uploaded! "
I’m sure you will get a lot of willing volunteers |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
Not had a proper titwank but had a very successful titfuck - straddled her & fucked her oily tits. Seems an easier option, for a titwank you could do with the cleavage generously oiled but the sideboob relatively dry so they can be held around the cock easily. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had a proper titwank but had a very successful titfuck - straddled her & fucked her oily tits. Seems an easier option, for a titwank you could do with the cleavage generously oiled but the sideboob relatively dry so they can be held around the cock easily. "
Can you give me the exact ratio of cleav to side boob oilage please? |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Not had a proper titwank but had a very successful titfuck - straddled her & fucked her oily tits. Seems an easier option, for a titwank you could do with the cleavage generously oiled but the sideboob relatively dry so they can be held around the cock easily.
Can you give me the exact ratio of cleav to side boob oilage please?"
I'm afraid I don't statistical data, that was more speculative. Ideally all the oil would stay in the cleavage allowing decent grip on the sides but, as we know, oil gets fucking everywhere. Feels nice slipping your bits all over her tits either way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had a proper titwank but had a very successful titfuck - straddled her & fucked her oily tits. Seems an easier option, for a titwank you could do with the cleavage generously oiled but the sideboob relatively dry so they can be held around the cock easily.
Can you give me the exact ratio of cleav to side boob oilage please?
I'm afraid I don't statistical data, that was more speculative. Ideally all the oil would stay in the cleavage allowing decent grip on the sides but, as we know, oil gets fucking everywhere. Feels nice slipping your bits all over her tits either way. "
I’ll have to give it a miss. I’m a numbers guy |
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"Keeling an eye on this too as I am rubbish at them
I do wonder whether my boobs just aren't big enough  "
If this was a ploy to make me look at your boobs, you just have asked, as I need no excuse They look lovely and ample x |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Not had a proper titwank but had a very successful titfuck - straddled her & fucked her oily tits. Seems an easier option, for a titwank you could do with the cleavage generously oiled but the sideboob relatively dry so they can be held around the cock easily.
Can you give me the exact ratio of cleav to side boob oilage please?
I'm afraid I don't statistical data, that was more speculative. Ideally all the oil would stay in the cleavage allowing decent grip on the sides but, as we know, oil gets fucking everywhere. Feels nice slipping your bits all over her tits either way.
I’ll have to give it a miss. I’m a numbers guy "
That's fair, not everything can be for everyone. Maybe you can have a statisicwank instead.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had a proper titwank but had a very successful titfuck - straddled her & fucked her oily tits. Seems an easier option, for a titwank you could do with the cleavage generously oiled but the sideboob relatively dry so they can be held around the cock easily.
Can you give me the exact ratio of cleav to side boob oilage please?
I'm afraid I don't statistical data, that was more speculative. Ideally all the oil would stay in the cleavage allowing decent grip on the sides but, as we know, oil gets fucking everywhere. Feels nice slipping your bits all over her tits either way.
I’ll have to give it a miss. I’m a numbers guy
That's fair, not everything can be for everyone. Maybe you can have a statisicwank instead. "
A spreadsheet is like porn to me  |
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"Not had a proper titwank but had a very successful titfuck - straddled her & fucked her oily tits. Seems an easier option, for a titwank you could do with the cleavage generously oiled but the sideboob relatively dry so they can be held around the cock easily.
Can you give me the exact ratio of cleav to side boob oilage please?
I'm afraid I don't statistical data, that was more speculative. Ideally all the oil would stay in the cleavage allowing decent grip on the sides but, as we know, oil gets fucking everywhere. Feels nice slipping your bits all over her tits either way.
I’ll have to give it a miss. I’m a numbers guy
That's fair, not everything can be for everyone. Maybe you can have a statisicwank instead.
A spreadsheet is like porn to me "
Pervert  |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Not had a proper titwank but had a very successful titfuck - straddled her & fucked her oily tits. Seems an easier option, for a titwank you could do with the cleavage generously oiled but the sideboob relatively dry so they can be held around the cock easily.
Can you give me the exact ratio of cleav to side boob oilage please?
I'm afraid I don't statistical data, that was more speculative. Ideally all the oil would stay in the cleavage allowing decent grip on the sides but, as we know, oil gets fucking everywhere. Feels nice slipping your bits all over her tits either way.
I’ll have to give it a miss. I’m a numbers guy
That's fair, not everything can be for everyone. Maybe you can have a statisicwank instead.
A spreadsheet is like porn to me
Pervert "
'Oooh yeah baby, you want me to fill that cell?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had a proper titwank but had a very successful titfuck - straddled her & fucked her oily tits. Seems an easier option, for a titwank you could do with the cleavage generously oiled but the sideboob relatively dry so they can be held around the cock easily.
Can you give me the exact ratio of cleav to side boob oilage please?
I'm afraid I don't statistical data, that was more speculative. Ideally all the oil would stay in the cleavage allowing decent grip on the sides but, as we know, oil gets fucking everywhere. Feels nice slipping your bits all over her tits either way.
I’ll have to give it a miss. I’m a numbers guy
That's fair, not everything can be for everyone. Maybe you can have a statisicwank instead.
A spreadsheet is like porn to me
Pervert
'Oooh yeah baby, you want me to fill that cell?'"
I just came a little |
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"Not had a proper titwank but had a very successful titfuck - straddled her & fucked her oily tits. Seems an easier option, for a titwank you could do with the cleavage generously oiled but the sideboob relatively dry so they can be held around the cock easily.
Can you give me the exact ratio of cleav to side boob oilage please?
I'm afraid I don't statistical data, that was more speculative. Ideally all the oil would stay in the cleavage allowing decent grip on the sides but, as we know, oil gets fucking everywhere. Feels nice slipping your bits all over her tits either way.
I’ll have to give it a miss. I’m a numbers guy
That's fair, not everything can be for everyone. Maybe you can have a statisicwank instead.
A spreadsheet is like porn to me
Pervert
'Oooh yeah baby, you want me to fill that cell?'"
sadly, one of my staff gets very excited about excel |
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"Keeling an eye on this too as I am rubbish at them
I do wonder whether my boobs just aren't big enough
If this was a ploy to make me look at your boobs, you just have asked, as I need no excuse They look lovely and ample x"
Haha. I have a feeling you would have looked anyway whether I mentioned the boobs or not
God knows what I do wrong. Maybe its the guy doing it wrong |
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I'd be happy even just to watch 