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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s irrelevant.
I just stare, throughout the whole process of peeing and eating, at strangers without blinking.
Of peeing? ewww!!
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Do you not pee while you eat bananas?
It’s liberating. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s irrelevant.
I just stare, throughout the whole process of peeing and eating, at strangers without blinking.
Of peeing? ewww!!
Do you not pee while you eat bananas?
It’s liberating. "
Not usually no
Have done it when on the phone more times than I care to admit though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s irrelevant.
I just stare, throughout the whole process of peeing and eating, at strangers without blinking.
Of peeing? ewww!!
Do you not pee while you eat bananas?
It’s liberating.
Not usually no
Have done it when on the phone more times than I care to admit though. "
You haven’t lived.
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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"Do you peel the little stringy things off too?  "
Absolutely!! I have to remove any evidence of the stringy bits, also the slightly gnarly bit at the top...I always leave the half centimetre at the bottom too |
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Bananas the great all rounder fruit.
Green, they aid lower digestion and firm you up. Yellow, great flavour good carbs. Ripe ones, loads of sugar energy.
Peel green from the bottom, ripe ones from the top. X |
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"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)
Totally off topic but your bum dimples are well cute "
Cute enough that you'd demonstrate how to eat a banana for me?  |
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"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)
Totally off topic but your bum dimples are well cute
Cute enough that you'd demonstrate how to eat a banana for me? "
If we caught it at the right time. I don’t like them too green or too yellow  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)"
Squeeze and pull. Tried it a few times but it felt unnatural so switched back  |
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"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)
Squeeze and pull. Tried it a few times but it felt unnatural so switched back "
I feel like this is a conspiracy theory where *they* try and trick me into doing something that's stupid and obviously incorrect.
Like when they put tongue brushes on the back of toothbrushes or repeatedly try and convince us that sprouts are edible |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I feel inadequate now that I can't work out how you'd open a banana from the bottom (or the top before the banana growing police intervene)"
We open them the right way; it's monkeys (apes, whatever) who open them wrong.
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"We open them the right way; it's monkeys (apes, whatever) who open them wrong."
Monkeys don't carefully pinch the end of a banana and then peel it, they just break them in half, or bite straight through the skin.
So yes, monkeys do it wrong. |
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