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If you got arrested and there was no reason given
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Terrorism.
I’m scared to ask why 
Oh no its literally just my name is all
And some of the people I have hung out with.
Not the body warmer? "
No not the body warmer avoid wearing one though when I enter a country I shall not name. |
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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago
Bath |
"Stealing.
Stealing what?
*goes to check underwear draw "
Ha ha … I actually did asked/accused of taking something from a fab meets house once  he sent me a voicenote the next day clearly not happy as he thought I stole….
…His hairbrush. Why would I take his bloody hairbrush?! I still laugh now when I think about it. He was deadly serious too… His voice was very pissy on the voicenote he sent me.
I did joke around about taking the lamp in his front room though as it was really nice.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends if you mean fab people
Emmmm probably for being classy in some dingy nightclub toilets
If you mean normal life me probably for speaking my mind "
Any that will give an hilarious response |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends if you mean fab people
Emmmm probably for being classy in some dingy nightclub toilets
If you mean normal life me probably for speaking my mind
Any that will give an hilarious response "
Ooo well emmm night club toilets
I am definitely a easy classy cheap date couple off free drinks dingy toilet or back alley way or in less it’s close to closing time then emmm need to take me home but I promise to be gone by the time They woke up   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends if you mean fab people
Emmmm probably for being classy in some dingy nightclub toilets
If you mean normal life me probably for speaking my mind
Any that will give an hilarious response
Ooo well emmm night club toilets
I am definitely a easy classy cheap date couple off free drinks dingy toilet or back alley way or in less it’s close to closing time then emmm need to take me home but I promise to be gone by the time They woke up "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Murder. People would assume I've finally snapped...
*Whispers* it's always the quiet, unassuming ones shhh *laughs maniacally and clears throats*
Excuse me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because it's illegal to be this sexy 
Is what I said to your **** last
no no no I’ll be good"
Joke's on you, I don't have a ****. Wait, what are we talking about here?  |
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"Protesting
Against? "
Various things. Usually protesting for things to be honest. I've joined a few handmaid protests for women's reproductive rights. I've personally never had any issues but I have witnessed arrests at protests I've attended. Usually it's because they're an idiot though and retaliated poorly to counter protesters. We always get religious people at Liverpool pride who come out to hold placards with bible verses and stuff about homosexuality and a few people have been arrested for throwing things at them and stuff. Obviously it's not nice to see them but they do just stand there. I think they're best ignored as there's thousands within the parade and usually less than a dozen of them which I think says enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances
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I never realised Eric Idle was ever a Law Lord, but this is proof positive!
Follow me,noow!!
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But we’re supposed to barter first… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances
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I never realised Eric Idle was ever a Law Lord, but this is proof positive!
Follow me,noow!!
But we’re supposed to barter first…"
Or banter…
Maybe Bantha? No… doesn’t ‘sound’ quite right… |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"P would be arrested for slapping a dick.
I'll let her answer for me
C"
There are so many things I could choose for you! Probably saying the wrong thing to the wrong person though :P
P |
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Caught masturbating...it did happen by my female nextdoor neighbour. Luckily nothing more was said but she did give me some strange looks. She saw me through kitchen window which overlooked bedroom. |
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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago
land of make believe |
"Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances
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I never realised Eric Idle was ever a Law Lord, but this is proof positive!
Follow me,noow!!
But we’re supposed to barter first…"
I was quoting the grim reaper from the sketch
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Caught masturbating...it did happen by my female nextdoor neighbour. Luckily nothing more was said but she did give me some strange looks. She saw me through kitchen window which overlooked bedroom."
Lucky boy!!
Was caught in a fbs garden that was fun the police were very gentle. |
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Streaking or something more? 
I’d a very misspent younger years