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"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots. *please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything." Are you going to be fucking them in alphabetical order?  | |||
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"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots. *please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything. Are you going to be fucking them in alphabetical order? "Not necessarily. I might cluster some letters together to make words for a group situation.  | |||
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"Accountant Architect Anaesthetist." The accountants and the one anaesthetist had something in common. The architects are all well and good on paper but they never bloody complete the job. | |||
"Zoologist.....I couldn't wait for the other 24" Zoologists of Fab, please step forward for your interview. | |||
"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots. *please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything. Are you going to be fucking them in alphabetical order?
Not necessarily. I might cluster some letters together to make words for a group situation. "In that case, I will offer the most commonly used letter of the alphabet in a desperate attempt to get used more often 
Engineer
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"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots. *please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything. Are you going to be fucking them in alphabetical order?
Not necessarily. I might cluster some letters together to make words for a group situation.
In that case, I will offer the most commonly used letter of the alphabet in a desperate attempt to get used more often
Engineer
"Would that be singular or clustering all the others together (structural, heating, mechanical etc)? | |||
"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots. *please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything. Are you going to be fucking them in alphabetical order?
Not necessarily. I might cluster some letters together to make words for a group situation.
In that case, I will offer the most commonly used letter of the alphabet in a desperate attempt to get used more often
Engineer
Would that be singular or clustering all the others together (structural, heating, mechanical etc)?"Damn. Sussed. 
I'll go for clustering..... 
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"Bobby (policeman) Botanist Bus conductor Cook/Chef Couturier Chaplain "This is a really good list. I don't think I've had a bus conductor or a couturier. | |||
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"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots. *please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything." xylophone player  | |||
"Biologist "Hmmm, could I count biology teacher for that one? | |||
"Bank Manager" Too many bankers to count | |||
"I need a 'profession' for each letter of the alphabet. I am determined to complete the alphabet before I hang up my swinging red, 6 inch boots. *please note: there is no guarantee I will fuck any person claiming to be a 'professional' anything.xylophone player "Femme has offered me one of those on another thread. | |||
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Electrician
Economist
Fireman
Farm worker
Fighter pilot | |||
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"Dermatologist " Ooooo, specialists! Dermatology could come in handy. Step forward. | |||
"Security supervisor "Would that be the burly bouncer? Should I reclassify him under s? | |||
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supermarket checkout assistant
tele salesman
undertaker
violinist
waterboard engineer
xray operator
yardsman
zoologist!
Guess which ONE I am lol! | |||
" Guess which ONE I am lol! "you forgot 'bore' | |||
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"Dentist Dancer Diplomat
Electrician
Economist
Fireman
Farm worker
Fighter pilot "Another good list. I need an electrician so step forward. No comment on the others. | |||
" Guess which ONE I am lol!
you forgot 'bore' "Thats a little harsh, bored maybe, bore never! Unless your profile isnt strictly true and you want me to bore into you? LMAO | |||
"I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you?" Absolutely, can you team up with an endocrinologist for a consult? | |||
" Guess which ONE I am lol!
you forgot 'bore'
Thats a little harsh, bored maybe, bore never!
Unless your profile isnt strictly true and you want me to bore into you?
LMAO"mmmhmm im a closet door waiting to be ripped of its hinges 
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"I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you? Absolutely, can you team up with an endocrinologist for a consult?" Actually, I could!...lol | |||
"Chrononaut. Dendrochronologist. " Can I trust a chrononaut to turn up on time? | |||
"I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you? Absolutely, can you team up with an endocrinologist for a consult? Actually, I could!...lol" Let me know when - I can deal with two specialisms at once, I think. | |||
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" Guess which ONE I am lol!
you forgot 'bore'
Thats a little harsh, bored maybe, bore never!
Unless your profile isnt strictly true and you want me to bore into you?
LMAO
mmmhmm im a closet door waiting to be ripped of its hinges
lol"Oi you two! This is my to do list. I am beginning to think that I may have to take a couple from each letter in the alphabet. I may need some help. | |||
"I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you? Absolutely, can you team up with an endocrinologist for a consult? Actually, I could!...lol Let me know when - I can deal with two specialisms at once, I think." Be careful what you wish for, we medical professionals are a weird bunch! | |||
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"I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you? Absolutely, can you team up with an endocrinologist for a consult? Actually, I could!...lol Let me know when - I can deal with two specialisms at once, I think. Be careful what you wish for, we medical professionals are a weird bunch!" I already know that. I am sure some of the tests you devise are purely to keep you amused during a long clinic session. | |||
"Forensic Scientist, though I fear I wouldn't get picked over a Fireman, lol" Forensic scientist does better than forensic accountant. | |||
"Rugby pro!" About 60% of those that have contacted me since I started this malarky have claimed to play rugby. I wonder if the contact sports leads one to swinging? | |||
"Security supervisor
Would that be the burly bouncer? Should I reclassify him under s?"No that would be me and I come with my own cuffs  | |||
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"Can I have Chav for C. I can think of a few people who have made a profession out of that "If you really want one, it is your personal preference after all. | |||
"Chrononaut. Dendrochronologist. Can I trust a chrononaut to turn up on time?" Yes. But it will be hit or miss if you get me or Funky | |||
"Chrononaut. Dendrochronologist. Can I trust a chrononaut to turn up on time? Yes. But it will be hit or miss if you get me or Funky "What are the odds of both of you turning up? I'm not fond of hit or miss - you're supposed to be professionals, do it right the first time. | |||
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"Archaeologist. The bullwhip is of course optional." No that's mandatory lol  | |||
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"Vajazzler "Is that a profession? I thought it was a hobby! | |||
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"Archaeologist. The bullwhip is of course optional. No that's mandatory lol "Okay, if you insist. I'll leave the trowel at home though. | |||
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"Zoologist.....I couldn't wait for the other 24 Zoologists of Fab, please step forward for your interview." Actually I am not a Zoologist, but I can be a bit of an animal under the right circumstances. Does that count? | |||
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"I'm an acquired brain injury specialist....any good to you? Absolutely, can you team up with an endocrinologist for a consult? Actually, I could!...lol Let me know when - I can deal with two specialisms at once, I think. Be careful what you wish for, we medical professionals are a weird bunch! I already know that. I am sure some of the tests you devise are purely to keep you amused during a long clinic session." Bang to rights there, but I won't tell you which ones! | |||
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"YIELD-LOSS INSPECTOR "I'm pretty sure I haven't had one of those. | |||
"Assassin, bee keeper, candle maker, dog trainer, Eel monger, FBI Agent, Ghillie, Haggis stuffer, Inquisitor, jobs worth, knockwurst maker, lighthouse keeper, Matador, Nun, Organist, Physicist AKA Dr Sheldon Cooper, Queen, Rabbi, scam artist, Taxidermist, upstairs maid, ventriloquist, waiter, xylophonist, yodeler, zen master. " That's a much shorter list than the one sent by pm I have just had. Queen and upstairs maid might be a challenge. | |||
"Pound land security officer (for throwing those out who get people to shop elsewhere) "Shhh, I was hoping to sneak back in there wearing a beard and false nose. | |||
"Assassin, bee keeper, candle maker, dog trainer, Eel monger, FBI Agent, Ghillie, Haggis stuffer, Inquisitor, jobs worth, knockwurst maker, lighthouse keeper, Matador, Nun, Organist, Physicist AKA Dr Sheldon Cooper, Queen, Rabbi, scam artist, Taxidermist, upstairs maid, ventriloquist, waiter, xylophonist, yodeler, zen master. That's a much shorter list than the one sent by pm I have just had. Queen and upstairs maid might be a challenge." Depends what sort of 'Queen'! | |||
"Assassin, bee keeper, candle maker, dog trainer, Eel monger, FBI Agent, Ghillie, Haggis stuffer, Inquisitor, jobs worth, knockwurst maker, lighthouse keeper, Matador, Nun, Organist, Physicist AKA Dr Sheldon Cooper, Queen, Rabbi, scam artist, Taxidermist, upstairs maid, ventriloquist, waiter, xylophonist, yodeler, zen master. That's a much shorter list than the one sent by pm I have just had. Queen and upstairs maid might be a challenge. Depends what sort of 'Queen'! "My best chance will be drama queen, I think. | |||
"Assassin, bee keeper, candle maker, dog trainer, Eel monger, FBI Agent, Ghillie, Haggis stuffer, Inquisitor, jobs worth, knockwurst maker, lighthouse keeper, Matador, Nun, Organist, Physicist AKA Dr Sheldon Cooper, Queen, Rabbi, scam artist, Taxidermist, upstairs maid, ventriloquist, waiter, xylophonist, yodeler, zen master. That's a much shorter list than the one sent by pm I have just had. Queen and upstairs maid might be a challenge. Depends what sort of 'Queen'!
My best chance will be drama queen, I think."Plenty to choose from on this site | |||
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"How about a list of profession on Fabs? Some on here have certainly made a profession out of the following: Arse-licker - plenty to choose from there then. Bullshitter - as above. Creep - and again.... plus it was too obvious to say Cunt. D*unk - they may be harder to spot... but not always harder in the trouser department. Egotist - there's one or two of them floating about.... on a cloud just above the top of their pedestal. Flatterer – just self-deprecate for a while, they’ll soon come out. God's gift - and like most gifts you'll wish you had the receipt. Hijacker – say no more. Idiot – take your pick. Jerk-off merchant - checkout the chatrooms Klutz – I could point you in the right direction. Lazy fucker – oh that’s me as I can’t be arsed to finish this. " HOUSE! My card is full. | |||
"Stop beating about the bush, Polo - tell us what you really think! "I would but...... it is so out of character for me to do so. | |||
"Stop beating about the bush, Polo - tell us what you really think! "There was a bush trimmer but I don't think there was a bush beater. | |||
"Stop beating about the bush, Polo - tell us what you really think!
I would but...... it is so out of character for me to do so."I live in hope that one day you will let it spill that you just want to give us all Hugs and Puppies! | |||
"Stop beating about the bush, Polo - tell us what you really think!
I would but...... it is so out of character for me to do so.
I live in hope that one day you will let it spill that you just want to give us all Hugs and Puppies!
"Do you really think I would trust some of the fuckwits on here with the care of a puppy....... ffs....... I am not that cruel... my heart does beat once in a while you know. | |||
"Pound land security officer (for throwing those out who get people to shop elsewhere)
Shhh, I was hoping to sneak back in there wearing a beard and false nose."Again I'm convulsed with laughter at this! | |||
"How about a list of profession on Fabs? Some on here have certainly made a profession out of the following: Arse-licker - plenty to choose from there then. Bullshitter - as above. Creep - and again.... plus it was too obvious to say Cunt. D*unk - they may be harder to spot... but not always harder in the trouser department. Egotist - there's one or two of them floating about.... on a cloud just above the top of their pedestal. Flatterer – just self-deprecate for a while, they’ll soon come out. God's gift - and like most gifts you'll wish you had the receipt. Hijacker – say no more. Idiot – take your pick. Jerk-off merchant - checkout the chatrooms Klutz – I could point you in the right direction. Lazy fucker – oh that’s me as I can’t be arsed to finish this. " Love it.....  | |||
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" Guess which ONE I am lol!
you forgot 'bore'
Thats a little harsh, bored maybe, bore never!
Unless your profile isnt strictly true and you want me to bore into you?
LMAO
mmmhmm im a closet door waiting to be ripped of its hinges
lol"Nice come back mate. Good luck to you | |||
