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What's the most ridiculous thing you have heard someone say at work

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

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By *erverseintentionsMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

3 weeks to flatten the curve

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan  over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

‘I went to the seaside yesterday, and the sea was so cold the waves froze, and you could see all the fishes’

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By *dalisqueWoman  over a year ago

land of make believe


"‘I went to the seaside yesterday, and the sea was so cold the waves froze, and you could see all the fishes’ "

Do you work in a psychiatric hospital? Xx

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By *nselfishpleaserMan  over a year ago

kent

Is there any chance you could come in for free on your day off this week

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By *entonMan  over a year ago

Ayrshire

The boss was right...let's do it his way

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan  over a year ago

Willenhall

"Piss off, I know what I'm doing..."

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By *easidersCouple  over a year ago

Wirral

“Saddam Hussein is using women and children as human shields! In schools and hospitals!”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We're here to work

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Is that all you did? When someones pc had frozen and I shut it down and reseated all cables. That resolved the problem.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We’ll be in and out in no time.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

A colleague proclaimed that they hadnt heard of parsnips or leeks before.

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Has that whole fish got bones in?"

"These oranges are very orange"

"These strawberries smell very strongly of strawberries"

"Why aren't you open on Christmas Day" followed by the same person saying "You should be open 24/7/365"

Love you, general public!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you do this please....its only a 5 minute job

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I don’t like him he’s ‘too nice’

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

U must pick 181 items an hour! x

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"U must pick 181 items an hour! x"

Ha! This sounds familiar!

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"A colleague proclaimed that they hadnt heard of parsnips or leeks before."

We've worked with the same people it seems

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By *assycitygirlWoman  over a year ago

Cardiff

"There's 99 pennies in a pound right?"

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"U must pick 181 items an hour! x

Ha! This sounds familiar!"

Ridiculous expectations! Wish the ones that set these goals come try and achieve them x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

[Removed by poster at 28/03/22 08:39:34]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh these phones are crap and not as good as my iPhone and look so ugly so I won't use it..... difference is they are also sealed, in protective cases and insured against damage unlike your pretty little iphone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Excuse me, but where's customer service?" "I'm not sure but ask at the big red desk with customer service in big white letters on it and ask them"

They did as well...

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"U must pick 181 items an hour! x

Ha! This sounds familiar!

Ridiculous expectations! Wish the ones that set these goals come try and achieve them x"

As if!

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By *al kalMan  over a year ago

london

“I don’t like to talk to stupid people”, spoken quite loud and openly.

This was someone at management level..

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By *h86Man  over a year ago

Glos

"Do you have anything else for me to do, Ive been doing this for an hour and Im bored"

Sure, you can show me where you found so much audacity!

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs

" I hope we get paid on time this month "

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

"We don't understand why morale is so low".

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"U must pick 181 items an hour! x"

Ahh that reminds me of a summer job in my teens.

"You get paid based on an estimated of delivering 100 leaflets per hour regardless of whether the area you're given is terraced housing or a housing estate of detached houses".

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By *for2Man  over a year ago

Bristol


""There's 99 pennies in a pound right?" "

Actually there are.

99 plus one more

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By *dalisqueWoman  over a year ago

land of make believe


""There's 99 pennies in a pound right?" "

My goodness!!!xx

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By *oah VailMan  over a year ago

Dover

Foot crossings over the railway line are dangerous.

No shit Sherlock, I’m sure the room full of train drivers receiving that shocking bit of information hadn’t realised it at all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do me a favour mate.....

Can you just......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

While going for a piss at a customers home before she grabbed my cock asked if i wanted a hand aiming i was like eeeeerm no your ok iv been pissing on my own since birth strange world out there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you work here

No I wear this uniform for fun..

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By *eviant KnightMan  over a year ago

Norton

"I love my job"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Where can I find the tartan paint” admittedly I’m the one that told him to go looking for it lol

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By *bostCouple  over a year ago

glasgow

How about we set these meetings up quarterly. So three a year then…?

Took me all my powers of restraint not to comment.

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

"It'll only take you a minute..."

3 hours and much cursing later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Why do you need an extra holiday to celebrate birthdays?”

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS  over a year ago

hexham

Well done, good job, take yesterday off!

And

Come on your in your own time now, so the quicker we get this done that quicker we all get home

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