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Whoop! My good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening landed first, despite the extra 1s and 0s needed to get it to Shrewsbury tonight!
Greetings from the Eden Valley, Jim and nocturnal sorts. We are broadcasting from a very hidden away cottage and have spent today trying to clear out my Grandad's house...  |
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"Whoop! My good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening landed first, despite the extra 1s and 0s needed to get it to Shrewsbury tonight!
Greetings from the Eden Valley, Jim and nocturnal sorts. We are broadcasting from a very hidden away cottage and have spent today trying to clear out my Grandad's house... "
Eden Valley sounds idyllic. |
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Some #EdenFacts
The Eden district has the highest proportion of green space of any district in England, at 97.5% green space.
The Eden Valley is the home of King Arthur's Round Table and also of Pendragon Castle, home of Uther Pendragon (allegedly). |
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"Some #EdenFacts
The Eden district has the highest proportion of green space of any district in England, at 97.5% green space.
The Eden Valley is the home of King Arthur's Round Table and also of Pendragon Castle, home of Uther Pendragon (allegedly)."
How green was my valley, 97½%.
Pull the Uther one. |
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"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster
evening to the clock crew
i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour. |
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"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster
evening to the clock crew
i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour."
so is that 3 hours back then? im confused
also my autocorrect kept changing clock to cock i have no idea why it would do that |
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"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster
evening to the clock crew
i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour."
Just turn your clock upside down. It'll right itself, eventually. |
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"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster
evening to the clock crew
i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour.
so is that 3 hours back then? im confused
also my autocorrect kept changing clock to cock i have no idea why it would do that "
Erm, yeah, sure why not.
I think it's because you love cock. |
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"Hello 
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed.  "
Hihi. I saw the funniest thing today - my husband made tea for his step mum. Except it turns out he randomly decided to froth the milk like a posh coffee. She refused to drink it. Turns out he'd done the same for a visitor in the week and I hadn't known, and he just politely drank it. Amused me no end  |
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"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster
evening to the clock crew
i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour.
Just turn your clock upside down. It'll right itself, eventually."
done
its now 5.26
not sure if its am or pm |
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"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster
evening to the clock crew
i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour.
so is that 3 hours back then? im confused
also my autocorrect kept changing clock to cock i have no idea why it would do that
Erm, yeah, sure why not.
I think it's because you love cock."
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"Hello
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed.
Hihi. I saw the funniest thing today - my husband made tea for his step mum. Except it turns out he randomly decided to froth the milk like a posh coffee. She refused to drink it. Turns out he'd done the same for a visitor in the week and I hadn't known, and he just politely drank it. Amused me no end "
Hahahaha. I enjoyed that cup of tea your husband made a latte. The most fun cup of tea ever. |
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Well I shall love you and leave you. Turns out 3 hours in a soft play centre with a 3 year old is even more exhausting than a threesome. I had to contort myself into some bloody weird positions to get through the equipment too
Nighty night sexy deviants and polite tea drinkers x |
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"Well I shall love you and leave you. Turns out 3 hours in a soft play centre with a 3 year old is even more exhausting than a threesome. I had to contort myself into some bloody weird positions to get through the equipment too
Nighty night sexy deviants and polite tea drinkers x"
Na night. x |
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"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x"
You are more delightful every day  |
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"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster
evening to the clock crew
i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour.
Just turn your clock upside down. It'll right itself, eventually.
done
its now 5.26
not sure if its am or pm "
AM? PM? Does it really matter? What's one letter, between friends? |
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"goood evening Jimbo the clockmaster
evening to the clock crew
i have put my clock back 2 hours is that correct?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. You're very close, put your clock back one hour.
Just turn your clock upside down. It'll right itself, eventually.
done
its now 5.26
not sure if its am or pm
AM? PM? Does it really matter? What's one letter, between friends?"
true, time flies when your having fun and time has really flown by, at this rate it wil be friday next week  |
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"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x
You are more delightful every day "
Jim I hope you not going to get me to confess to another shameful secret like my music choices when I was young and innocent tonight. Xx |
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"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x
You are more delightful every day "
Ayyy. |
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"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x
You are more delightful every day
Jim I hope you not going to get me to confess to another shameful secret like my music choices when I was young and innocent tonight. Xx"
Hey, what you say is completely up to you. x |
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"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x
You are more delightful every day
Jim I hope you not going to get me to confess to another shameful secret like my music choices when I was young and innocent tonight. Xx
Hey, what you say is completely up to you. x"
So I will not be talking about the album next to the Bruce Willis album in my record collection x |
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"Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker
I'm back, I'm back.
quicker than i imagined "
Yeah, yeah. |
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"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x
You are more delightful every day
Jim I hope you not going to get me to confess to another shameful secret like my music choices when I was young and innocent tonight. Xx
Hey, what you say is completely up to you. x
So I will not be talking about the album next to the Bruce Willis album in my record collection x"
Haha. You can, if you want to. x |
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"Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker
I'm back, I'm back.
quicker than i imagined
Yeah, yeah. "
i imagine quite a lot  |
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"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x
You are more delightful every day
Jim I hope you not going to get me to confess to another shameful secret like my music choices when I was young and innocent tonight. Xx
Hey, what you say is completely up to you. x
So I will not be talking about the album next to the Bruce Willis album in my record collection x
Haha. You can, if you want to. x"
The Kids from "Fame"  |
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"Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker
I'm back, I'm back.
quicker than i imagined
Yeah, yeah.
i imagine quite a lot "
That doesn't surprise me. |
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"Good evening and what a lovely evening it is. Xxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Delight. Tonight is a delight. x
You are more delightful every day
Jim I hope you not going to get me to confess to another shameful secret like my music choices when I was young and innocent tonight. Xx
Hey, what you say is completely up to you. x
So I will not be talking about the album next to the Bruce Willis album in my record collection x
Haha. You can, if you want to. x
The Kids from "Fame" "
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"Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker
I'm back, I'm back.
quicker than i imagined
Yeah, yeah.
i imagine quite a lot
That doesn't surprise me."
Rude Jimbo
good job i like you innit |
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"Well good evening to you all.
What fuckery have i missed? X
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.
You haven't missed much. How are youuuuuuuu? x"
I'm good thanks, Jimothy.
Had a lovely catch up with an old friend today & actually went for a walk. I walked 8k steps Jim. I've not done that on months. And I feel rather good about it xx |
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"Jimbo should stop playing with himself when he has a sit down wee it would be over with much quicker
I'm back, I'm back.
quicker than i imagined
Yeah, yeah.
i imagine quite a lot
That doesn't surprise me.
Rude Jimbo
good job i like you innit "
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"Well good evening to you all.
What fuckery have i missed? X
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.
You haven't missed much. How are youuuuuuuu? x
I'm good thanks, Jimothy.
Had a lovely catch up with an old friend today & actually went for a walk. I walked 8k steps Jim. I've not done that on months. And I feel rather good about it xx"
I'm a big fan of walking. x |
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"Well good evening to you all.
What fuckery have i missed? X
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.
You haven't missed much. How are youuuuuuuu? x
I'm good thanks, Jimothy.
Had a lovely catch up with an old friend today & actually went for a walk. I walked 8k steps Jim. I've not done that on months. And I feel rather good about it xx
I'm a big fan of walking. x"
I used to be, Jim. But I've become so lazy over lockdown.
I need to get my arse into gear! Xx |
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"Well good evening to you all.
What fuckery have i missed? X
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.
You haven't missed much. How are youuuuuuuu? x
I'm good thanks, Jimothy.
Had a lovely catch up with an old friend today & actually went for a walk. I walked 8k steps Jim. I've not done that on months. And I feel rather good about it xx
I'm a big fan of walking. x
I used to be, Jim. But I've become so lazy over lockdown.
I need to get my arse into gear! Xx"
It's the perfect time of year to get back into the walking habit. I'm going to walk around a nature reserve I haven't explored before in Shrewsbury, soon. x |
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On this day 1995 Maurizio Gucci, the 46-year-old heir to the Gucci luxury leather goods and fashion dynasty, was shot dead as he arrived for work at his office in Milan.
Three years later his former wife, Patrizia Reggiani, who is known in Italy as “the Black Widow” or “Lady Gucci”, was jailed after being found guilty of paying a hit-man 300,000 euros to carry out the murder.
Maurizio inherited 50 per cent of the family business after the death of his father in 1983 but spent his money with such reckless abandon that ten years later he was forced to sell his shares to the investment group Investcorp, based in Bahrain.
He married Patrizia, a wealthy Italian socialite in 1973, but he left her in 1985 for a younger woman. The couple divorced in 1991, after which Patrizia was said to be furious about other women that her former husband was dating. Patrizia feared that her daughter’s inheritance would be jeopardised if Maurizio remarried, a situation that became more possible as a procession of women vied for Maurizio’s affections.
Her initial sentence of 29 years was reduced to 26 years on appeal and cut further for good behaviour. She was released after serving 16 years.
Bizarrely, just before her release, Patrizia said in an interview that she wanted to return to the Gucci fold. "I dream of returning to Gucci," she said. "I still feel like a Gucci, in fact, the most Gucci of all. I have the qualifications: for years I went shopping around the world. I came from the world of jewels and it is to that world that I want to return."
Outrageously extravagant, Patrizia used to spend thousands of euros a month just on flowers. She once said: “I would rather weep in a Rolls-Royce than be happy on a bicycle.” |
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On this day 1915 Typhoid Mary (Mary Mallon) was arrested and returned to quarantine on North Brother Island, New York after spending five years evading health authorities and causing several further outbreaks of typhoid. |
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On this day 2020 Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced he has contracted COVID-19 but will continue to lead the country "thanks to the wizardry of modern technology" while in self-isolation.
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"Good Eveeeeening jÍm__!
It's a late one with me.
I hope you're well? Fancy a hüg?¿?"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You are late.
I'm good. *Opens arms* |
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"Good Eveeeeening jÍm__!
It's a late one with me.
I hope you're well? Fancy a hüg?¿?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You are late.
I'm good. *Opens arms*"
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I just arrived back from the West London Social. It wasn't in West London, it was near Heathrow. But it was a Social nevertheless.
I'm now listening to De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da by The Police.
I was driving and so I'm sober as a judge. |
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"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they? "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Depends which bike you're riding. |
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"Good Eveeeeening jÍm__!
It's a late one with me.
I hope you're well? Fancy a hüg?¿?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You are late.
I'm good. *Opens arms*
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I just arrived back from the West London Social. It wasn't in West London, it was near Heathrow. But it was a Social nevertheless.
I'm now listening to De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da by The Police.
I was driving and so I'm sober as a judge."
Was it a good do? |
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"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they?
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How's my future ex-wife doing?"
Hello future ex-husband. It feels like I saw you post only a few minutes ago and yet hours have passed. I'm good, wide awake after falling asleep far too early (before half eight). I have watched an episode of Bridgerton for my sins. How are you doing? |
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"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Depends which bike you're riding."
Good evening Jim! Yes, this is true. I might join Lady Gucci in crying in a rolls being preferable though. |
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"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Depends which bike you're riding.
Good evening Jim! Yes, this is true. I might join Lady Gucci in crying in a rolls being preferable though. "
You'll make the leather salty. |
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"Good Eveeeeening jÍm__!
It's a late one with me.
I hope you're well? Fancy a hüg?¿?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You are late.
I'm good. *Opens arms*
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I just arrived back from the West London Social. It wasn't in West London, it was near Heathrow. But it was a Social nevertheless.
I'm now listening to De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da by The Police.
I was driving and so I'm sober as a judge.
Was it a good do?"
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It was a good do do do. It wasn't Erykah Bado. |
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"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they?
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How's my future ex-wife doing?
Hello future ex-husband. It feels like I saw you post only a few minutes ago and yet hours have passed. I'm good, wide awake after falling asleep far too early (before half eight). I have watched an episode of Bridgerton for my sins. How are you doing? "
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All I can say is: Awwwwww  |
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"Good Eveeeeening jÍm__!
It's a late one with me.
I hope you're well? Fancy a hüg?¿?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You are late.
I'm good. *Opens arms*
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I just arrived back from the West London Social. It wasn't in West London, it was near Heathrow. But it was a Social nevertheless.
I'm now listening to De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da by The Police.
I was driving and so I'm sober as a judge.
Was it a good do?
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It was a good do do do. It wasn't Erykah Bado."
Doo-wop, doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop. |
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I have a strange question I want to ask. Anyone who thinks they maye know please answer. About 4 years ago I was regularly having sex with a 65 year old woman i lost my virginity to her and it carried on for about a year. But what has my confused is every time we where having sex she didn't look like she was enjoying herself but she kept inviting me back for more. So I wanna ask why would she keep inviting me back. |
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"Just got home x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jasmine. What have you been up to tonight? x"
Just a vanilla party, hoping for some fun but no one about at his hour xx |
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"Hey all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nath. Happy Sunday!
Same to you... How's it going?
I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuu?"
All good here, just having a bit of an early morning perv |
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"Hey all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nath. Happy Sunday!
Same to you... How's it going?
I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuu?
All good here, just having a bit of an early morning perv "
You bloody pervert. |
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"What time is it?
Nocturnal time. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, WeCum."
Why thank you very muuuuchhh, I read that in the voice of dracula for some reason |
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"What time is it?
Nocturnal time. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, WeCum.
Why thank you very muuuuchhh, I read that in the voice of dracula for some reason"
You're welcome.  |
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"Good morning Jim and everyone hope you are all well? If two vegans are arguing is it still considered Beef?"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Baz. I've never had beef with a vegan. |
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"She's not going to tell me. ^
I would but it's boring 
Oh, in that case don't tell me.
Tell me something instead "
Shrewsbury beat Lincoln one nil yesterday. |
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"She's not going to tell me. ^
I would but it's boring
Oh, in that case don't tell me.
Tell me something instead
Shrewsbury beat Lincoln one nil yesterday.
Yay for Shrewsbury!  "
Yeah! |
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"I don't think it would be possible for anyone to be happy on a bicycle, they're rather uncomfortable things aren't they? "
You just need to find the right bike for you - and then you can enjoy the ride of your life |
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tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? 
Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls 
