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I just love older women
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For context I don’t mean babushkas or age concern age - just women a few years older think anywhere between 34 to 49.
Also apologies I couldn’t think of a different term than older.
I thought that if I called an older women ‘mature’ or something else then they would think I’m taking the piss. Just something more mysterious about women who are older than me.
Anyways hope you’ve all enjoying the sun!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The ald ones are the best "
Pablo Neruda probably said it best : ‘Body of a woman, white hills, white thighs,
You look like a world, lying in surrender‘
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Speak up, sonny I can't hear you
I'm 3 weeks away from 49...it's all downhill from here..."
J.L you’re too far away otherwise we could’ve celebrated your birthday |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"Speak up, sonny I can't hear you
I'm 3 weeks away from 49...it's all downhill from here...
J.L you’re too far away otherwise we could’ve celebrated your birthday "
I'm sure it would have been one helluva celebration |
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"Gutted isn’t the word
how rude Nora!!! Does the young one not see your legs?!?!?!!
It’s all ive got going for me Saff and even they’re getting more tree trunky lately "
Is it buggery you daft bat!!! You look incredible |
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"Gutted isn’t the word
how rude Nora!!! Does the young one not see your legs?!?!?!!
It’s all ive got going for me Saff and even they’re getting more tree trunky lately
Is it buggery you daft bat!!! You look incredible "
Daft bat |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Older.... 34? 3.4. 34?
Never have I felt as old as I do now. Couple of years and I'm an older woman in the same bracket as the soon to be fifties (who probably are fifty 'cause Fab age is a real thing). |
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"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons "
So you should young man! Over my knee! But give me a couple minutes to bend them. And you’ll have to help me up after. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For context I don’t mean babushkas or age concern age - just women a few years older think anywhere between 34 to 49.
Also apologies I couldn’t think of a different term than older.
I thought that if I called an older women ‘mature’ or something else then they would think I’m taking the piss. Just something more mysterious about women who are older than me.
Anyways hope you’ve all enjoying the sun!
X
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49?? Blimey! My clock is ticking hurry OP only two years before I spontaneously combust |
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"Older.... 34? 3.4. 34?
Never have I felt as old as I do now. Couple of years and I'm an older woman in the same bracket as the soon to be fifties (who probably are fifty 'cause Fab age is a real thing). "
If it's really a thing how do we know you're not already in that bracket? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons
... smooth!
Send the invite out and we will all hobble our way there "
Bit bimma, want a lift on my zimma |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons "
Nice try, youngster- you're over reaching, though.
We may be old, but we're bloody feisty- any one of us would finish you...(but at least you'd die happy) |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons
... smooth!
Send the invite out and we will all hobble our way there
Bit bimma, want a lift on my zimma "
Mobility scooters at the ready |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons
... smooth!
Send the invite out and we will all hobble our way there "
Providing there's a ramp for my mobility scooter... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons
... smooth!
Send the invite out and we will all hobble our way there
Bit bimma, want a lift on my zimma
Mobility scooters at the ready "
Show off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahh I feel bad now - sorry ladies what we could do is all get together and discuss this in person at a four seasons
Nice try, youngster- you're over reaching, though.
We may be old, but we're bloody feisty- any one of us would finish you...(but at least you'd die happy)"
Ahh you’ve seen through my ruse!
Tried to be smooth but I couldn’t think of a a better way to go! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Older.... 34? 3.4. 34?
Never have I felt as old as I do now. Couple of years and I'm an older woman in the same bracket as the soon to be fifties (who probably are fifty 'cause Fab age is a real thing).
If it's really a thing how do we know you're not already in that bracket? "
Brilliant. So much respect for you right now. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"OP... bit of advice... women generally prefer men to be interested in them as individuals, not because they fall into a particular age bracket.
At least you did didn't call us MILFs.
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... or Cougars (Or enter any big cat name of choice!)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP... bit of advice... women generally prefer men to be interested in them as individuals, not because they fall into a particular age bracket.
At least you did didn't call us MILFs.
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Guenevere I apologise wholeheartedly- I’m an aesthete someone who appreciates all forms of beauty. I also love constructive feedback so will refrain from age range. I don’t like those porn industry terms like milfs or cougars
Hope you have a nice night x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Older women ya cheeky shit lol .. if I was living near you you'd get a size 5 shoe in the hole
Nora is pure class x
I'm not Nora ..
You're class too x"
Aww thank you .. I'm alright for an auld Irish wan lol |
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"Older women ya cheeky shit lol .. if I was living near you you'd get a size 5 shoe in the hole
Nora is pure class x
I'm not Nora ..
You're class too x
Aww thank you .. I'm alright for an auld Irish wan lol"
Oh, you're gorgeous x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New Thread idea for me.
"1 just adore younger women"
40 to 49 age group
Or is that wrong from an Old Perv of 51? "
Lol .. sure see how it goes .. can't be any worse than this thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What happens when we get to 50?!
Or will your age bracket go up year by year as you get older?"
The latter - no I’m joking lol I’m an aesthete I enjoy Beauties of all!
And that’s a promise x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New Thread idea for me.
"1 just adore younger women"
40 to 49 age group
Or is that wrong from an Old Perv of 51?
Lol .. sure see how it goes .. can't be any worse than this thread "
I will retire gracefully and get my zimmer frame to help me to get on my stanner stair lift |
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"OP... bit of advice... women generally prefer men to be interested in them as individuals, not because they fall into a particular age bracket.
At least you did didn't call us MILFs.
Guenevere I apologise wholeheartedly- I’m an aesthete someone who appreciates all forms of beauty. I also love constructive feedback so will refrain from age range. I don’t like those porn industry terms like milfs or cougars
Hope you have a nice night x"
No need need to appologise it's just that the "I love older ladies" thing gets very after a while... hence the nature of the responses. |
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"Older.... 34? 3.4. 34?
Never have I felt as old as I do now. Couple of years and I'm an older woman in the same bracket as the soon to be fifties (who probably are fifty 'cause Fab age is a real thing).
If it's really a thing how do we know you're not already in that bracket?
Brilliant. So much respect for you right now. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP... bit of advice... women generally prefer men to be interested in them as individuals, not because they fall into a particular age bracket.
At least you did didn't call us MILFs.
Guenevere I apologise wholeheartedly- I’m an aesthete someone who appreciates all forms of beauty. I also love constructive feedback so will refrain from age range. I don’t like those porn industry terms like milfs or cougars
Hope you have a nice night x
No need need to appologise it's just that the "I love older ladies" thing gets very after a while... hence the nature of the responses."
Totally understood - a Q&A will be held at a Four Seasons of your choice. Could I expect your attendance? Drinks and food provided |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Mysterious girl
I wanna get close to you
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Mysterious girl
Move your body close to mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For context I don’t mean babushkas or age concern age - just women a few years older think anywhere between 34 to 49.
Also apologies I couldn’t think of a different term than older.
I thought that if I called an older women ‘mature’ or something else then they would think I’m taking the piss. Just something more mysterious about women who are older than me.
Anyways hope you’ve all enjoying the sun!
X
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I am ancient then.. |
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"For context I don’t mean babushkas or age concern age - just women a few years older think anywhere between 34 to 49.
Also apologies I couldn’t think of a different term than older.
I thought that if I called an older women ‘mature’ or something else then they would think I’m taking the piss. Just something more mysterious about women who are older than me.
Anyways hope you’ve all enjoying the sun!
X
I am ancient then.. "
I like ancient |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"I prefer to pick them up outside the post office collecting their pensions "
That method is not too reliable as most of us old buggers get our pension paid into the bank.
You could always gatecrash the local Darby and Joan club |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer to pick them up outside the post office collecting their pensions
That method is not too reliable as most of us old buggers get our pension paid into the bank.
You could always gatecrash the local Darby and Joan club "
That’s what the bingo is for |
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Can’t believe we live in a world now where you feel you need to justify your use of the word, ‘older.’ It’s a real word with real meaning!!
This obscure fear of being offensive using plain English language is worrying. You’re not alone OP, people say things like this all the time - it’s the woke BS we’ve been poisoned with.
Anyway, OP just make sure the old girl takes her teeth out. |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"For context I don’t mean babushkas or age concern age - just women a few years older think anywhere between 34 to 49.
Also apologies I couldn’t think of a different term than older.
I thought that if I called an older women ‘mature’ or something else then they would think I’m taking the piss. Just something more mysterious about women who are older than me.
Anyways hope you’ve all enjoying the sun!
X
I am ancient then.. "
Thats not exactly how I would describe you |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"Can’t believe we live in a world now where you feel you need to justify your use of the word, ‘older.’ It’s a real word with real meaning!!
This obscure fear of being offensive using plain English language is worrying. You’re not alone OP, people say things like this all the time - it’s the woke BS we’ve been poisoned with.
Anyway, OP just make sure the old girl takes her teeth out. "
If she has Parkinsons,it'd be the best handjob you ever had... |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
"Can’t believe we live in a world now where you feel you need to justify your use of the word, ‘older.’ It’s a real word with real meaning!!
This obscure fear of being offensive using plain English language is worrying. You’re not alone OP, people say things like this all the time - it’s the woke BS we’ve been poisoned with.
Anyway, OP just make sure the old girl takes her teeth out.
If she has Parkinsons,it'd be the best handjob you ever had..."
Jesus |
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"Can’t believe we live in a world now where you feel you need to justify your use of the word, ‘older.’ It’s a real word with real meaning!!
This obscure fear of being offensive using plain English language is worrying. You’re not alone OP, people say things like this all the time - it’s the woke BS we’ve been poisoned with.
Anyway, OP just make sure the old girl takes her teeth out.
If she has Parkinsons,it'd be the best handjob you ever had..."
My type of humour |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For context I don’t mean babushkas or age concern age - just women a few years older think anywhere between 34 to 49.
Also apologies I couldn’t think of a different term than older.
I thought that if I called an older women ‘mature’ or something else then they would think I’m taking the piss. Just something more mysterious about women who are older than me.
Anyways hope you’ve all enjoying the sun!"
I'm 52 - looks like I'm ancient |
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