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"Do you know why I pulled you over 
Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....   "
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"Pretty sure you all pull your phones out filming and start shouting at the officers, asking them why they pulled you over, then post it on twitter, that's how it's done these days right? "
That's why people still use Twitter, who knew |
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"Do you know why I pulled you over
Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home.... "
*opens drivers’ door* - Step this way Madam… *unholsters cuffs* |
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"Do you know why I pulled you over
Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....
*opens drivers’ door* - Step this way Madam… *unholsters cuffs*"
Grrrrrr... I've been a very, very bad girl Officer and I'm only going to get worse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you know why I pulled you over
Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....
*opens drivers’ door* - Step this way Madam… *unholsters cuffs*
Grrrrrr... I've been a very, very bad girl Officer and I'm only going to get worse "
*unholsters taser* |
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"Do you know why I pulled you over
Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....
*opens drivers’ door* - Step this way Madam… *unholsters cuffs*
Grrrrrr... I've been a very, very bad girl Officer and I'm only going to get worse
*unholsters taser*"
Hahaha!
*licks finger and moistens nipples...
Oh go on then Officer, you kinky thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you know why I pulled you over
Yes Officer. Yes I do. Now cuff me, pin me on the bonnet, tell me I'm your bad, filthy little slut and take me home....
*opens drivers’ door* - Step this way Madam… *unholsters cuffs*
Grrrrrr... I've been a very, very bad girl Officer and I'm only going to get worse
*unholsters taser*
Hahaha!
*licks finger and moistens nipples...
Oh go on then Officer, you kinky thing "
When your woman is kinkier than the S.5 Firearm on your tac vest  *facepalm |
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I had one turn up on my doorstep, he asked me what my (teenage) son was wearing. I replied "black hoodie and black joggers". His rather sarcastic answer was " thanks, that's what every teenager on the estate is wearing"!
Well, he asked me a stupid question, did he not exspect a stupid answer.
It's ok, I knew as he was not wearing his hat it was not bad news. |
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Have to say I'd not trust a copper pulling me over. It wouldn't happen so it would be some sadistic twat pretending to be one 
